Ask a fat guy anything?
>>82787034Hows the fat life treating you?
>>82787270It’s all well and good and fat desu
>>82787312Sounds swell. keep living it up
>>82787034Threaded Cane, Saw Cleaver or Hunters Axe?
when are you starting ozempic?
>>82787034do you want to be fat or would you rather be thin?
How much do you weigh?
>>82787381I'd say Hunter's Axe mainly because it has better reach and crowd control, and earlygame there's almost nothing with good reach and knockback. Saw Cleaver feels like Caestus in its absurdly short reach. Threaded Cane....let's not kid ourselves, dex weapons suck the instant a second enemy shows up.>t. not OP, but finished bloodborne recently and really really REALLY didn't like most of the late gameAlso hi fatboy thread. You were gone all weekend, which I would complain about but I work weekends so I'll accept this opportunity to be more active.
>>82789348Cleaver does bonus damage to beast enemies, which is pretty useful early on.
>>82789567I suppose that's true. But I feel like the game doesn't do much with beasts after a while anyway, and the better moveset of the axe would be better than high damage. But I beat DS1 my first time including the DLC with a SL1 character wielding the reinforced club.
>>82789855That is also true, they do fall off later on. Still its a pretty reliable weapon none the less and you can apply lightning element to deal with the other things. Axe is pretty good for its spin to win though, and hits plenty hard, so you can't go wrong with it either.
>>82787034I wouldn't mind playing with that gut. East coast?
>>82787034no questions but you are very hot
>>82790142Hey, I was gonna say that!
>>82787034How much can you eat in one sitting and how fat do you want to be?
>>82790971>How much can you eat in one sittingAlso curious as well
OP, where the hell did you go, have you said anything since the OP post?
>>82787767Nope never >>82788885Fatter >>82788984I currently weight 355lbs>>82790971A lot desu most I’ve ate ina day was about 9000 calories
>>82787034will you post more pictures?
>>82787034
>>82795951Sorry I asleep
>>82787034eat a salad
>>82787034Eat more junk food, cutie pie
I'm going to milk you like a cow, op.
>>82787034you're cute you should record yourself squeezing your fat
>>82797802>>82797824the duality of man(I of course want you to eat more junk food~)
>>82796010>most I’ve ate ina day was about 9000 caloriesHot
>>82799687not op, but you could do that to me. and I'm fatter than op.
>>82805875gonna need proof of that claim
>>82796010355? I was 426 at my highest. I thought 450 was my goal but if it wasn't for some unrelated diabetes (don't drink alcohol) I'd be over 700 now. I was gaining 10 lbs a week before I went into a coma
>>82796010>most I’ve ate ina day was about 9000 caloriesSometimes I miss eating like this. I remember my first ever 10k binge. Halfway through I was so turned on I crammed myself into one of my older brothers soccer jerseys and used some double quarter pounder grease to push my thighs into a pair of his shorts. I finished it all feeling like a busted tube of biscuits.
>>82809182what the fuck that is so hot
>>82787034I like when I see a fat man in his socks. Can you show yourself in socks?Anyone else?
>>82809182Quadruple bypass burger ahh(hot)
>>82787034Why are you gae
>>82812130Who said I am gae
>>82812186your belly button looks too fuckable for you to not be
>>82813668I'm not OP but thanks :3I only hope this thread can morph into the fat guys thread or something this week, because I'm tired of waiting for one
>>82796332you ever take a cock in that naval? I'd have a go
>>82815034could I eat as you did that?
>>82815134That sounds a bit complicated...
>>82796010>>82809182Damn that is impressive. The most I ever did was around 4800 in a day.
>>82818195Try liquid calories, anon! Shakes with some emulsifier and oil, or peanut butter, are pretty good for it. I used to drink those daily, but then my blender pitcher broke and I stopped. Don't fall for the soda meme, it's alright for calories but a two liter is something like 650 calories, which is nothing compared to half its size in milkshake, or even just milk. I got a half gallon next to me right now with my costco chocolate chunk cookies, and the jug is 150x8 calories, or 1200 total. And not only is that more raw calories than soda, not only is it uncarbonated and therefore much less difficult to chug, but it's richer and has more fat in it. High fat > high carbs for caloric density.
please more fat guys why are you so shy qq
>>82820576I've offered discussion and encouragement, but I'm not exactly proud of my lack of progress lately, and I'm always fighting back thigh scabs and stuff that make me feel a lot less confident in sharing. But fuck it, it's laundry day anyway so here.
>>82818317I might try to focus more on chocolate milk then and a shake when possible. I do like my soda but I can only drink so much of it before it gets gross.
>>82820663That is a nice, hefty gut you got there.
>>82821041!!! GOOD BOY !!!>>82821655Yeah, but I could go further if I weren't stuck working so much...and then in fall I'll be doing the college thing while working too ;_;
>>82823452>!!! GOOD BOY !!!<3>and then in fall I'll be doing the college thing while working too ;_;Rough times ahead, I'm sorry to hear that. Still isn't collage where people gain the freshmen 15? You might be able to find a way to add to your frame.
>>82823639With fulltime work that's physical, I'll be lucky to even have time to stuff my face, let alone the sedentary study time needed for freshman 15. Or even the money. Hopefully Pell grant will do the heavy lifting there but I'm not that far along in planning to know for sure. I've been told it ought to cover everything decently if I work 15 credit hours.
>>82823699Yeah you got a raw deal for keeping the weight on. But the silver lining is hopefully schooling will lead to a better, more sedentary position later. just focus on that and maybe things will go more smoothy.
>>82820663You're already sexy as fuck I would make out with your crotch for hours.
I will have my first gentleman caller in about a decade. Here's hoping that I don't get kidnapped and murdered!
>>82787034why are you fat
>>82825113why are you skinny
>>82826096good point
