baker died

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yay we're back

>>82804629
mistress spaghetti

Slightly clueless affini decides to take her first terran pet and sees in their profile that they have a foot fetish. As part of an ill-considered move to bond with her new floret she reshapes her body to just be a giant disembodied human foot

>>82804968
It works too well and now their floret literally will not stop humping between their toes.

How prevelant is the black market trade of xenodrugs in the Terran Accord?
What kind of dealer do I need to get Class-G's?
How likely is it to be laced with Class-O's or Fentynal?

>>82805452
after the affini restore philly and baltimore to their former glory there will still be drug addicts folded over on the sidewalk. some things never change

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how do you even respond when a fuckin beeple tells you to get a job

>>82805586
What is the BXWC's stance on florting shamblers?

mistressism-mommyism-flortworldism

>>82806091
You wanna be patted and petted and be good girl?

I was promised 10 Quadrillion Flortdollars if I transmitted the activation codes for the base's nuclear self-destruction systems to the Affini and when they take over I find out the compact doesn't even use money? Who do I report this scam to?

>>82806517
The BXWC, the Adoption center specifically. They'll happily set you up with a mistress who will give you all the green and shiny things you could ever ask for!

>>82804597
I feel like if I had never heard of an affini before, I might actually come over curiously if they went 'pspspspsp' at me.

glassy eyed floret who hands the affini at the candy 'store' a handful of green leaves after picking out what they want

>>82807193
They keep giving the leaves back when the clerk says they can just have the treats.

They cry about money and have to gently be explained to how it isn't a thing in the Compact.

They eat their candy after they calm down, and continue trying to pay with leaves.

>>82807449
aww...
obviously feral, but they're too cute and sensitive to get mad at

>>82807477
The clerk eventually adopts the diligently paying indie and gives them candies whenever they want.

The flort, in spite of multiple explanations and deliberate training, still insist on buying candy at the store and paying with leaves.

Overnet videos of public floret feeding stations.
Several indies unaware they are on camera and that the food is free make an effort to be as stealthy as possible when 'stealing' cups of gelitanized flortslop balls.

They can't call me feral if I forgo currency and start bartering

>>82809167
They will call you cute.

>>82809031
maybe they just want to give their favorite affini more leaves, huh!? ever think abt that?? maybe they think that the nice lady (obviously likes leaves, is covered with them) would like some more as a gift

>>82809436
Its not impossible.
Affini has never explicity refused the leaves.

>>82809145
indie eating too much slop at the public feeding station and collapsing into a food coma in a nearby bush

>>82809229
How can I prevent this?

>>82809588
maybe whine pathetically and stamp your foot and cross your arms and pout?

>>82809478
The Affini running the live stream, hides a pillow and blanket in the bush they fell asleep in incase it ever happens again.

>>82809588
Do whatever normal things your species does to scare off predators, like screaming and waving your arms.
Oh and loudly demand respect, that one always works.

affini who really likes horror movies because watching cute sophonts "experience" terror and anguish activates her primal caregiver instincts

>>82809733
I might be dumb, but I know better than to start carving spears to ward off Affini

Affini who gets irritated because her Terran is NOT eating his dinner and it’s been HOURS and it’s still good obviously because of stasis fields but now he’s staring at her asking for treats and he has a whole plate of food right there made exactly how he likes it but he wants more treats even though he’s had three already…

>>82811096
>irritated
liar. there is not a single affini who wouldn't find that absolutely adorable

>Sitting alone in a mostly empty restaurant
>A large group of rowdy Affini barge in
>I don't want to deal with these weeds right now
>I lean against the wall, close my eyes, and pretend to be taking a nap so they'll ignore me
It didn't work

>>82813360
You were sleeping too cutely, and it was cuter when they found out you were faking.

>>82810140
You don't know, you might end up with an owner that loves watching you hunt, and let's you make spears with her own branches!

>>82813360
>Wants to avoid affini attention
>Naps in public
Flortbait.

>>82811561
>Be affini
>Go to find your floret, currently occupying an anthro doggy body with the fluffiest ears and softest belly and cutest tail EVER
>Find them in your hab garden sleeping in the sun on one of your cushioned viewing benches, belly and little doggy limbs all exposed and vulnerable
>A butterfly lands on their snout and perches there for a moment
>They sneeze and it flies away
>AAAAA TOO CUTE TOO CUTE TOO CUTE
>PET PET PET PET PET AW YEAH THAT’S THE SPOT HUH? IS THAT THE SPOT???
>YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD FLORET!!! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I
>PET THE EARS PET THE SNOOT PET THE FLORET CUZ HE’S
>C U T E ! ! !
>Awww hi baby did you sleep well??? I’m sorry you were just too cute I couldn’t help myself!!!
>Do you… Want a treat???
>Want a fresh egg ham and cheese croissant sandwich with two cups of coffee a small salad and!!!
>And, petal!!!
>Your favorite crunchy terran snack thingies with that terrifyingly orange color??? With a special surprise dessert?????
>Your floret is up and sprinting for the kitchen
>Tail wagging and ears fully up
>It took three days, but he finally decided to eat his dinner!!!
>That’s a whole week better than last time!!!
>You make a note to pet him even more when he’s done eating.

Affini who lowers you into a very deep hole with a little cozy room at the bottom...

>>82815179
Finni that makes you a burrow to live like a little bunny in amd still brings you treats

>>82814480
I'd never have an owner because men aren't chattel, but even if I somehow did a truly loving caretaker would surely give me a firearm
Probably one of those plasma rifles the marines had, I heard they were accurate for three miles or something crazy like that
Not like that would ever happen though, since I'll remain independent

>>82815224
Treefinni who makes you a little hobbit house under her roots where she can cuddle you and tuck you into bed and give you little gifts and pat you on the butt when you go out the door and wrap you in a leafy hug when you come back

>>82815275
That's what all the cute girls say.
Y'know those plasma rifles are pretty easy to come by on privateer ships, and an Affini running one of those certainly has an extensive collection of even cooler space guns if she bothered to keep one.
Have you ever seen a Pre-Compact Era Tachyon Rifle? Or a Micro-Stellar Engine-Gun? I know a few Affini with some really awesome toys, if you're willing to behave...

>>82815277
Rabbit-Hobbit Post-Terrans that weren't actually modified at all and really are just THAT inbred. But its okay because they're cute and stupid and not pugs.

>>82815224
Can I be a hypersexual huge cocked bunny who cums so hard I almost die from how good it feels but still have her act like I’m cute?

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Mistress found the poop jar

>>82816519
Of course you can!
Don't ask for a bunny penis cause those are actually really small, but you near overdose on Class-N's all you want in your very own goon burrow, and mistress will still know that you're adorable!

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>>82816640
If affini were real I would want to switch bodies pretty often and try out being lots of different floret types, but this is what kind of bunny I’d want to be.
>Have my own expansive but cozy partly underground hab with crafting items, food, and luxuries.
>Mistress quietly feeds me ideas and tailors my environment to keep me maximally happy without stressing me out through her direct involvement.
>I’ll be painting and think, huh. That color might look nice in the background. Or I’ll be in my kitchen and find exactly the ingredients for the meal I’d most enjoy making at that exact moment.
>Or my compiler would spit it out or she’d make it for me. She’d keep it varied.
>I’d have a huge outdoor area that she curates and updates to encourage exploration, with physical and mental challenges that play off my superhuman body and senses. She’d change all of it frequently and give me lots of fun rewards for succeeding!
>And of course I would occasionally spend hours and even days high as fuck on class-A playing hypereal video games or watching documentaries on alien life except the aliens are actually real and one of them occasionally shows up to pet me.
>Sometimes, with minimal or no warning, I will be hit by a force of such unstoppable lust that it would kill or incapacitate me instantly if not for my implant.
>This will sometimes happen when I’m already turned on or jerking it, but not always.
>My entire being will reorient to cumming as hard and as fast as possible right away.
>Mistress will never restrict or disallow my ability to cum and will quietly make sure I have some novel way to do so near me at literally every second of the day, even if I’m not aware of it.
>In a way, making sure I’ll always be able to deal with my sudden lust is her version of the outdoor adventure course. It’s a physical and mental challenge. With rewards at the end: seeing her floret cum so hard it would actually kill someone in a default Terran body.

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>>82816738
>She would experiment with different kinds of orgasms to give me, but would take pride in knowing that even the weakest of them would genuinely murder an unmodified Terran.
>She would still describe me as adorable and treat me like her cute fluffy tailed pet, knowing that only turns me on more.
>And I’d have a prostate so sensitive that just touching it would put me on the edge.
>Despite all of this she would keep me as a dominant, either as a top or the most terrifying power bottom you’ve ever seen.
The only hint as to when I’m about to go into a lust state or what kind of orgasm I’m about to have would be how cute or not-cute my current actions were. In a state of regular cuteness, the chance wouldn’t be affected at all. But if I’m being especially cute
>Dressed in carrot underwear and a fluffy coat on a cold night watching a silly cartoon with my plushies
Or especially not cute
>Naked and fucked up on class-N and class-A watching the loudest feralbreaking porn I can find on my giant TV, swigging rum out of the bottle and drooling precum all over the floor
My chances of a lust state and unusually powerful orgasm rise substantially. Attempting to be cute and not-cute at the same time (jerking it to extremely hardcore ballbusting in my carrot underwear with my plushies lined up next to me so they can watch too) will cause stuff to happen that can’t be described in human language. You’d need to speak affini to communicate it accurately.

>>82816640
>Don't ask for a bunny penis cause those are actually really small
But small penises are really cute

>>82818524
So you want a penis that just barely sticks out from your sheath? A penis so itty bitty, that its genuinely smaller than the average clitoris? You want the most physically impressive hard-on you can manage to he a pink nub, smaller than the nail on your pinky finger, twitching and sputtering away?

>>82818697
Only if I get teased relentlessly for it by Mistress and my partners for having such a cute, tiny, useless penis.

owner's human friend who u have to refer to as ma'am or miss

Affini you're certain you've never seen before, but as soon as she arrives you can't help but to beg for uppies and snuggle into her grasp for hours only to completely forget she existed the moment she leaves.

>>82820665
"independent" who has no idea that they're implanted and owned

>>82820718
Independent without object permanence.

>>82820758
that independent who passes the wellness check even after getting on class Os

>>82815521
While that DOES sound very interesting... is it even hunting at that point?

blap

Affini who

Affini who smells REALLY good!

Getting florted by an Affini that hasn't learned your language yet and nevertheless seems to understand you and your needs perfectly

Getting florted indirectly because you spend so much time with florets that their the biorythms they carry rub off on you

>>82821233
The weapon is the better half of any battle, no matter how skewed!
And with all due respect, ANY Affini old enough to actually appreciate a weapon, knows more about things worth pointing it at. She could show you mega- even Ultrafauna like you couldn't even imagine!
Pterasauroids that'd make your mythical dragons look like newts, cartilaginous frogs that literally propell themselves like missiles, herds of bovoids that can be seen from space, and invertibrates of incredibly alarming size!
And if you really want to, you can see for yourself how true that short story "The Most Dangerous Game" really is...
But, getting to go on all the fun trips is only for the very best pets...

Affini with the ethics of the predator, she wont flort you unless she thinks you'll put up a worthy fight

>>82823549
An Affini I could get away from by breaking down crying and cumming in my pants!?
How fortuitous!

Xenodrug administration via urethral probe

>>82824195
Denial class n's straight up your pee-hole!

>>82823426
>Be me
>Wageslave on backwater mining colony
>Plants arrive, end poverty, everything is great
>Except not really, have serious self-esteem issues that I'm only able to keep hidden by virtue of how busy the Affini are fixing the thousands of serious problems with this shithole
>Realise pretty quickly that I would probably be better off as a floret but I don't feel worthy it, I'm better off just staying out of the way and letting the Affini help the people that deserve it
>One day am returning home through a back alley away from the main thoroughfares the Affini frequent
>Run more or less face first into an Affini
>Not as human-like as the others. Hominid yes, but its features are more reptilian with a touch of insectoid
>Very slender, very tall
>Curse my luck under my breath but it's ok, I know how to handle this kind of situation
>Smile, say hello, ask her how she is
>No response. She looks, but doesn't speak
>Don't know it at the time but she's come from Andromeda to visit an old friend here, hasn't had a chance to learn terran standard and took a wrong turn off the main street to end up here
>Usual tactics I use to excuse myself from these kind of situations can't work
>Fall silent myself. Mind starts to race. She's figured me out, she'll take me in, and once she's looked inside my head she'll recoil in shock and probably put me on drugs that'll turn me into a zombie forever
>Still can't think of anything to say, can just stand there with my hands shaking and a dumb look on my face
>Oh god she's getting closer

rectal and vaginal xenodrug administration via vine

>>82824680
>She squats down as low as her frame allows
>Still much taller than me
>I whimper as she gently runs a vine through my hair, down the side of my face, and then under my chin, lifting it up as if looking for something, before checking around the back of my neck
>She then just lets go, and quietly gazes at me
>Look down between my shoes, unable to look her in the eyes
>She puts her vine under my chin again and tilts it back up so I'm looking right into her mask
>She has two clusters of three eyes, and yet her gaze is a shower of kind warmth
>Other tendrils running slowly and softly through my hair and across the back of my shoulders, each one feeling like a conduit of love and kindness
>Have never been touched like this before
>My mind has usually rejected the saccharine pleasantries other Affini have tried to ply me with
>Lower lip starts to quiver. Eyes fill up and a tear runs down my cheek
>She freezes for a moment, before extending the fine tip of one her vines to catch the tear before it can run off my face
>She lifts it up to her mask, scrutinising the tiny drop of liquid intently, before looking back at me. Even with her alien body, her posture and facial expression screams "pity" at me
>She reaches out with her vines, which wrap around my torso, all the way up to under my armpits
>Realise what's happening
>Want to blurt everything out, that I've always been a waste of skin, that if she takes me I'll only let her down, that I'll be a burden on her, that she'll regret it she goes through with what she's clearly thinking
>The words catch in my throat before they can come out. She reaches out gently with a vine, pressing the tip to my lips. Hush, she silently says
>And with that I'm being lifted off the ground and into her arms, which despite being tipped with monstrous claws feel like the safest place on Earth
>For the first time in who only knows how long, I suddenly feel the faint sense that things might be ok, as she carries me off

>>82824702
It's been a few months since then and things have changed a lot. Mistress picked up Terran standard really quickly, though funnily enough, she still doesn't speak much. The implant keeps me so in tune with her that she rarely needs to speak for me to understand how she feels. She knows how I feel too. The first time I woke up with the implant I was terrified that she'd be disgusted with me, but she remained gentle and understanding. While I still have some bad days, they get more and more rare all the time and soon enough, she tells me, they'll be completely gone. I've long ago stopped trying to hide any part of myself. Mistress is a great listener - I'd never speak about the things I like with other people for fear of them thinking I'm stupid or annoying, but she listens raptly to my every word. She tells me I'm a good, precious little thing, and somehow I'm starting to believe her.

She says that once the last mental scars are gone and once I've fully accepted my place as her most precious treasure, that she's planning to take me home with her to Andromeda. I have no idea what it'll be like there, and I get a little scared at the idea - but I can only hope that it's a nice scary surprise much like meeting her for the first time.

>>82824717
Its always nice to see an cute little terran who needs it get florted <3 i'm glad you're enjoying your new life. it seems like your mistress loves you very much.