Monkey paw curlsPokephilia /pō-kē-ˈfilēə / n. sexual attraction of a human toward a pokemon, which may involve the experience of sexual fantasies about the pokemon or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it. Note that pokémon on pokémon is not pokephilia.Post female pokémon with male humans and solo female pokémon. F human/M pokémon are allowed too, but not solo male pokémon.Ignore on-model autists, anthro is okay. AI is tolerated, but leave dumps to dedicated threads.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83229083/spt/ master rentry: https://rentry.org/bsp72Hot:[New][Ho-oh] https://archiveofourown.org/works/86035491[Zacian] https://archiveofourown.org/works/84522016[Poochyena+] https://rentry.co/rrmy8q4t[Game][Vulpix] https://mrrewimrrew.itch.io/vulp-story[WIP][Hitmongirl] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78523941[Nickit] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78323326[Dragonite] https://archiveofourown.org/works/77492591[Serperior] https://archiveofourown.org/works/78345016[CYOA] https://dandelionrye.neocities.org/PokewaifupickerV2/[Lycanroc,Noivern,Mienshao] https://rentry.org/lycanrocladyplus[Gardevoir] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75676126[Mienshao] https://archiveofourown.org/works/75016356[Updated][WIP] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62970124[Phantump] https://archiveofourown.org/works/72843876/[Sneasler] https://archiveofourown.org/works/62257555[Banette] https://archiveofourown.org/works/69220331[Giratina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68584356[Nidorina] https://archiveofourown.org/works/68154321[Zoroark] >>76672651[Weavile] https://archiveofourown.org/works/67929831[Infernape] >>76450697[Aggron/Rhydon] https://archiveofourown.org/works/50199274[Noivern] https://archiveofourown.org/works/20537267[Houndoom] https://rentry.org/thegirlfriend_darkviolet[WIP][Various] https://archiveofourown.org/works/52138093/[Lopunny] https://rentry.co/a8ofv238More in the rentry above.
>Pokémon of the threadOrthworm lol>QoTTWhat's your biggest turn-on?
>>83380968>g-sun art as OP imagebased
>>83381335I remember when posting G-Sun's Shinx was ban worthy on /vp/just the Shinx.
Intense emotional and biological need for cute Greavard wifey
>young trainers when they hear mom going upstairs
Game Freak really missed an opportunity not making Leafeon's shiny colors look like fall leaves.I still love this salad cat design.
>>83373517>Though I must say, I am curious about this Brionne image you mentioned.There she is.>>83375485Would you think that Pokopia will eventually get a full physical release? Probably a foolish hope, but I hate game key cards...
tittymons
I want a pokemon to cuddle with!
>>83385797
>>83386006fat assed dog...
>>83385797Even if they're a steel type?
>>83386032I know how to get her some electrolytes
>>83386032Just headcanon that they are only steel solid in battleOr go fully organic
>>83385355Well that's just absolutely adorable, god damn. Can't blame you for having those thoughts. She's a growing girl, she is! This might be that hebe thing I've heard of. These are some weird sort of proportions here, because she looks more grown than a regular Brionne but still hasn't become Primarina. It isn't OC or anthro or anything like that, she just looks...bigger. It's strange when I'm accustomed to weirder stuff, I wish there could be more material like this. It isn't how pokemon works, but it's still really nice. Imagine a more grown Kirlia before she evolves!>Probably a foolish hope, but I hate game key cards...They're so fucking useless in my eyes. It's a still a freaking digital game you have to download onto your system, but you also gotta keep the stupid cartridge in your system so the main advantage of a download game gets thrown out the window. I can't believe there are some people that defend this garbage. The only advantage it has is that it's a digital game you can resell to other people since it's tied to the cartridge, but I never do that anyway so it's a moot point. I'd rather just have the whole thing on there. But it saved those assholes money, so don't expect it to disappear anytime soon.
>>83385728Tittymons
>>83386338Bootymons?
>>83386264Just quickly leaving you with this before I hop to sleep, hold this baby I think it's yours see ya <3
>>83386419Have a good sleep! I'm going to hug all the adorable little ones and make them feel safe and loved.
>>83386404that's so ass
>>83386019Be nice, she's had a long day
>>83387756that was a compliment!!!
>>83386032Steel types can be soft
>>83386264It might not be how it looks in the games, but I don't think it would be impossible. Like they once showed a very young and small Nidoqueen, or freshly hatched little Nidoran. Size variations don't have to be strictly genetic, it's fair to assume they can grow a little without evolving. Or get older like that elderly Treecko. Proportions could also vary like they do for Murdock's Lycanroc.Am I coping, maybe, but I think it makes sense.
where can I buy a horny blazekin
>>83394105Well, the horns are pretty rare and almost considered a regional variety, but you can order them from specific breeders for the right price.
https://x.com/koba_19920427/status/2064724469894250759
How do you correct this smug horribly-balanced little creature into being a good housewife?
>>83391567That's the sort of thing that would be more fun to see in the games and anime, but it's entirely too much work for anyone involved so we can get fucked, I suppose. That fat Lycanroc was pretty funny, at least. And sadly, this is one occasion where fan art is not saving the day for us because it's a rather niche topic of interest. Oh well, I'll still happily take anything I can get. In the meanwhile, it's still nice to just be raising a growing little cutie pie like her. Even if the art that I keep coming across makes things....less wholesome.
>>83357143Funnily enough my Lopunny is named Alice, though for an entirely different reason. Lopunny is one of my friend's favorite Pokemon and I fapped to her a lot in the past when we used to ERP so I sometimes imagine her as my own Lopunny when fapping to Lopunny pics
>You fuck her body>She fucks your mind
>>83411361
Could use some phox cuddles...
>Trying to get a competitive Delphox to use in competitive online battles>The IV breeding isn't going so well>You call your friend to complain>Your actual Delphox listening to you talking about "breeding Delphox" repeatedly causes her to suddenly develop a fever
>>83411254that's a pretty based reason for a name, I respect it One anon recommended Duchess and that name is really sticking with me. I have some time before best buddy to mull it over still.
If you don’t wrestle with your Pokemon how can you call yourself a good trainer?
>>83414689What kind of regional variant Primarina has legs? Is her typing different?
>>83411254Kinda hot, though I wonder if Lopunny would mind essentially being a replacement girl. That fingering looks damn good.>>83413922Oh, you liked it that much? I was trying to think of something regal since you were pondering Queen, and that was the first thing that came to mind that wasn't Princess.
>>83407760Yeah, I bet it's because of brand recognizability. They need to stick to their precious models and only rarely give the creatures names, because the viewers need to know what the species are called and how they look like. In other words, no fun allowed.Cute daughter. No thought of a different kind of love.>>83411254I adore the name Alice. One of the first names I assigned, to my Umbreon. The last girl standing in the final battle in Legends Arceus. Although I never had strong feelings for Umbreon, maybe because I played as one in Rescue Team.>>83414689Why would someone attach rubber human legs to the perfect form of Primarina? Is this some kind of twisted version of a strap-on?
God I wish I was a female trainer in Johto or old Hisui
daughter posting
wew
The great curse of enjoying pokemon designs and imagining all the cute/sexo interactions between trainers and their pokemon but not liking the games themselves (at least nowadays)....
>>83421317At least the older ones are still fun to play when you get the itch.
>>83412232CUTE>>83421246Extra thick mom zoroark is always nice, even if it's her illusions to troll you.>>83421317>>83421475>>83422265It's a bit of a shame since the newer titles just genuinely aren't as fun (esp on replay), but would say to try out fangames/romhacks. Played Unbound with a monotype normal team and had a blast with it. Give one a try, you can probably play them on your phone even.
>>83422727That's Palworld
>>83424005>pretending
>>83422727Legends Z-A has realtime combat with cooldowns on your moves. I think the leaks have revealed that the next Pokemon Legends game is going to be some kind of weird realtime strategy thing set in ancient Galar.
>>83424221>set in ancient Galar.fuck no, hope this shit is fucking wrongfuck that region
>>83424547I don't think the problem is the region, it's that the game set in it kinda sucked. I don't know what kind of game it's going to be, I think it was compared to Pikmin by the leakers, but I don't know if it's actually like Pikmin, or if Nintendo fans just don't know any other RTS's.
>>83424547It could salvage Galar actually, as long as it's not a tech demo like Legends Z-A and isn't set in a single fucking city that looks the same literally everywhere>>83423985>survival slop with no music, no story, no depth and nothing interesting going onI'll pass. Unless they release the April Fools pal dating sim, until then they can eat a big fat bag of donkey cocks
>>83424715More or less. Sword and Shield were IMMENSELY divisive and also served as the progenitors of Pokedex roster downsizing so of course people will end up treating anything associated with it like garb, even if it's not warranted or in tangent with the actual quality of the game itself.
>>83424827>Ban evasion
>>83425359Not him dear anon, besides he must've gotten a ban over something in another thread and likely board too>>83424907To be fair it was the worst pokemon game of all, as far as the base game goes. The story was the literal worst in a video game I've ever seen, dynymax gimmick the worst one to date, wild area beyond terrible, difficulty laughable even though I had a 2nd team so as not to overlevel, routes and "dungeons" worse than even XY's, TM/TR system comparable to burning garbage. Everything good about Galar came in Crown Tundra but it was too little, too late and behind a paywall. Isle of Armor was okay. And some designs were awesome including Dragapult, Corviknight, Cinderace, Indeedee, Galarian bird trio, Galarian horses and some others
>>83427397kissing Primarina aaaahhhhhhhhhh
>>83427413
>>83415826I mean, SOME fun allowed. They started letting the pokemon have size differences, and all the beautiful/disgusting chaos that comes with all of that. So it's not entirely out of the question, I don't think, but it also isn't going to become the norm anytime soon. So I'm going to have to be grateful for the small amount of stuff we can get until the day comes that pokemon are allowed to not conform to their established default looks.And yes, that is a very cute image. I picked it because I was in a particularly cute mood at the time, though something like this might be more appropriate for the thread.>>83421185>>83421208I WANNA HUG THEM ALL
>>83429097Hey M.A. I have bad news and good news and bad newsThe bad news is I traded away my shiny PheromosaThe good news is I have another one for youThe bad news (2) is that it's on another account on which we don't have each other addedI'm sorry, I gave her to a Japanese who gave me armored Mewtwo before, I couldn't refuse him... if you want to get started with friendship with 2nd account, add the code from here >>72289977Sorry ;_;>SOME fun allowedOkay that is true. Everything you said is factual.>more appropriate for the threadWe are the thread. YOU are the thread. Nothing that isn't a direct violation of the rules is okay as long as it's not spammy. So lewds are okay in unlimited amounts, so are romantic SFW pics, other stuff is okay unless spammed, and stuff like gay shit, universally gross fetishes (scat, vore etc) and non-pokemon obviously belongs in other places.That's the way I see it, though /spt/'s identity was shaped by many of us over the time. We are just a ragtag little community of like-minded individuals. So don't be afraid to post SFW.That being said, that Kirlia is very sexy.
>>83429097>>83429427Also can always put the other Pheromosa in Home to trade her immediately if you wish
>>83429610
>>83429427It's no big deal, man. Not like I NEEDED that Pheromosa anyway. Though I am touched and flattered that you were saving her for me. Armored Mewtwo is probably way important, though. But if you want, I can still add your alt for more gifts and exp and shit. True, all straight pokemon love is acceptable. Probably some people just want to see more horny shit, but I still tend to post what I like regardless.>>83429454Nah, I can wait. Half the reason is to have them in Go to begin with, getting them shiny in the real games is relatively simple.>that seductive look>bent over with ass in clear viewArceus have mercy...
>>83416594No, you don't.Trust me.
>>83415396>I wonder if Lopunny would mind essentially being a replacement girlJust a bit.
>>83419752Incinewife
>QoTT>What's your biggest turn-on?Didn't want to repost this image so soon but smug, bratty (loli) foxes
Yum
>>83430044Character development should occur so instead of being the replacement, she becomes the soulmate.
>>83430027ONION
Who'd she steal this bikini from?
>>83438857Judging from the size, a baby.
>>83439581What kind of a baby would need bottoms like those? It's custom fit and he's the one who ordered it, guy's just trying to deflect.
>>83438857It was definitely a custom order for something lewder, which she was only too happy to oblige
>>83440206I bet it is, there exists a Leavanny who specializes in all manner of skimpy shit tailored to the needs of the most degenerate pokeclients
>>83380968What the hell happened to G-sun anyway? Last I saw he posted some images on Wildcritters and completely vanished afterwards
>>83250702>You can pick three waifus: one significantly larger than you, one significantly smaller and one of comparable size. Who do you pick?>- Walking WakeBASED>>83252144>I know Audino is kind of small but I had to include her somewhereSo you just went for alpha sized Audino, based
>>83446863not dissing goonie-san but this is the human/pokemon thread, no furries allowed
>>83447247The OP copypasta does technically say that anthro is okay. I know that's referring to the pokemon themselves, but personally, that just seems like a bizarre line in the sand.
>>83381021>What's your biggest turn-on?As in fetishes?Inflation, weight gain, being slightly muscular (like this Archeops).
>>83448283Or this Blaziken.
>>83447741It refers to pokemon, nobody really wants to see furboisanyway I made this funny high effort as fuck edit to defurrify the dude
>>83429720I still am. It's just... postponed. I should have laid out the code a long time ago. My bad.>way importantNot really, doesn't even have the same moves and likely won't be able to mega. Still it's rare and looks sick.>I still tend to post what I like regardless.Good thinking. In most cases, most of us here are of the same mind. It's the same with talking, we can exchange game tips, discuss current events, gameplay, leaks, trends, we can trade cards and pokemon and such. Sometimes we even talk about writing and even drawing/art on a technical level. I feel that way /spt/ is much more than your average porn dump general.>getting them shiny in the real games is relatively simple.Well, if you feel like doing the dynamax adventure grind. I suppose Pheromosa is among the easier targets for that.
>>83450359pokemommies...
>>83450359Hisuian Samurott doesn't seem to be the slimmer come after all...
>>83450359Ease up man, I already said it's no biggie. You're more invested in this future trade than I am, it feels like. I'm simply happy to be along for the ride, trading gifts and shit. Speaking of which, I absolutely love these new summer stickers. I adore the poolside atmosphere of it all, it's so much fun.>doesn't even have the same moves and likely won't be able to megaHuh, now that's news to me. Seems like it should just be a regular costume, but oh well. So check out what I finally got from pity points! It was a long road, but she's finally mine. And yet I'm still missing four freaking cards in this expansion. It's like the desire sensor in Monster Hunter, absolute pricks. Funnily enough, the last Fantastical Parade booster I opened let me see a rainbow border and I got excited that it might be one of the cards I wanted. Turned out to be Toxtricity. Who is still super cool, but wasn't on my list. Oh well, it was a roughly 50% chance. Thanks for that full art Zoroark, by the way. Best wonder pick I've had in a while.
>>83442223>Walking Wake>BASEDI would've also said Tyrantrum but I think it was only one pick per size category.(both slightly to moderately buff with big T&A BTW)I'd also have them inflated instead but that's not for this thread.
>>83453608I think she's neat
>>83438262I want to eat my veggies
>>83458913Would snuggle to death, literally
>>83458955you just need to fill her with life, regularly
>>83460474One of my fucking favorites.
>>83411254That's both really sweet and hot.>>83437264That would be great. And well deserved, I'm sure.
>>83462724>>83464859Tight little onaholes...
>>83380968>monkey paw>no monkeys in op
>>83451115She needs the fat to properly nurse her and your Oshawott progeny in colder climates, of course
>>83451479Whatever.Stickers are cool I guess. The other day I had this bird statue postcard and was looking for a Corviknight sticker from the community day, then quickly remembered that they quietly discontinued community day stickers. Still found the one and only Murkrow sticker I had and put it on that postcard. Love birbs.Also something bizarre happened to me >>>/vp/59364927Grats on your #1 waifu card! Hey, Toxtricity is pretty sweet. Although I'm weird, but I liked the story of Veil and I love to bits my Toxtricity plush. But don't forget you can always trade it for another 2* card. Goodness it's so nice to be able to trade stuff in a trading game. Crazy I know.>ZoroarkHuh, you got that one? It was the 2nd time I got that 2* card of the sexy rusefox, and she is quite strong too. Made some deck with her with the help of pokemon-zone and holy shit it sweeps a ton of solo missions.But I digress. Congrats! It's so rare to even have an opportunity to try for 2* in wonder pick, and you won. Awesome stuff.
https://x.com/DrawSpectral/status/2066128525925753202
>>83469676Um, sorry if I offended you. Just wanted to say it's cool since you seemed a little down about the whole Pheromosa thing. I actually loved that postcard you sent, went straight into my saved folder. That's some crazy shit that happened to you, this game is broken. Very rarely is it broken in your favor, love to see it.I'm incredibly happy to have my Mawile card, it's such a wonderful feeling. I actually quite like Toxtricity in a very non-lewd way, I love to rock so the species appeals to me greatly. I assume Veil is one of the stories up there but no time to check right now. Getting Zoroark felt ESPECIALLY good because before that, I'd went through maybe 7-8 wonder picks where I failed, but would have gotten what I wanted if I went with my "other" pick. So this one was especially cathartic, especially since it was yours, of all people. Anyways, I got an emergency errand to run and I assume you're getting ready to bed so I wish you good night for now.
Just read the other day about some groundbreaking Pokemon behavioral research. Apparently Espathra have a different mating dance that they'll perform for humans than the normal one they do for other Espathra. Neat. Just curious as to why Professor Sycamore, a Mega Evolution researcher from Kalos, was in Paldea studying the interspecies mating behaviors of Espathra?
