haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83446890habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
biba house party
ferks won
wossing to some diabolical stuff
>>83457028what did you i mean he win
>>83457038can i see
>>83457038same
>>83457058its in my head
>>83457060can i s>>83457074wtfcan you describe it
wasted my 20s pretending to be someone i'm not
>>83457083i wasted my 20s being seriously mentally ill and poor
i wasted my 20sbottom text
>>83457109i have to be a kitty girl. i must.
>>83457109rape (she has a penis)
>>83457113i would do anything to be girl kitty
>>83457113>>83457152put on the collar and meow. now.
>>83457182:333
>>83457190good girl
boys are so silly they try to get other boys pregnantlike has anyone told them that boys cant get preggers no matter how hard they try?
thats not a kitty
im much too old to be a kitty girl / girl kitty
>>83457208fake news you won't stop me
>>83457227gay is so gross
https://youtube.com/shorts/zMqVoRqcZoI?is=OyWkEnb0__4XYAHK
>>834570793 totally straight friends try to cheat at a card game and then they get taken out back a la casino for some hard learnin' but the guys running the joint are kinda horny and also the friends are hot so instead of beating them up they make them do gAY stuff like comparing dicks and then making whoever has the biggest one sit down while his friends jerk him till he's hard and then kneel down and the mean guys tease them and smack them in the face with their friends dick and make them taste his precum and kiss his balls and he's apologizing the whole time and one of the guys is like fine you guys are free but only if your friends take off their pants and underwear but if they're bricked up you have to stay and then
>>83457240yeah, but in a hot way
>>83457252no not in a hot way just in a normal gross way
>>83457251really cute possy gave my dick a twitch
>>83457227>you won't stop me*puts a buttplug in ALL boys**enchants them with curse of binding*what now big man
>>83457280idk it's hot to me maybe you need to just be gayer
>>83457294maybe YOU need to be less gay?
my 19 year old cowoerker said my music reminds her of furry animation memes on youtube
>>83457304ntp but im not gay
maybe both of you need to kiss
i need to be more gay i need to have sex with the men around me right nowthat's youyou're the men around me
>>83457293i'll just have to blow so many loads down their throats that hopefully it'll reach their boivaries>>83457304i like being this gay. frankly i wish i was gayer
>>83457331i'm willing to volunteer to gangbang this poss if any other poss wants in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
>>83457332no... bested in my own game...
i need to be more kitty
i think im not gay enough or straight enoughim some kind of terrified super virgin
>>83457389you probably just need some practice doing gay things with boys
>>83457400im too old now
>>83457409how old
im losing my mind again
>>8345741958
>>83457420the demons always come out around this time
>>83457426damn what was it like in the 80s
>>83457429you put them in my headyou make them make me upset
>>83457429that's me sorry
im snep
how do i find boys
>im snep
>>83457460hi i'm boys
>>83457460they're all around you
>>83457441sorry
>>83457480take them out!!! they're yelling in my brain!!!!!
>>83457483*removes them*
>>83457498it's not working
its a really big problem how much i wish i wasa girls
>>83457525sorry but i'm already in the middle of having a freakout about that you have to wait your turn
>>83457535post a furry girl you wish you were
>>83457564i want to be the teal snep >>83457420
a wolf and his otter
one day I will be a REAL kitty
>>83457586isn't that a zaush comic
>>83457565theyre so precious :3333333>>83457420noe im already teal snep
>>8345741931
>>83457640that's nothing poss. you got plenty of time to be gay with boys (or girls)
>>83457639that's not nice
>>83457251someone should make a porn comic about this
>>83457658we could both be sneps...
>>83457705snepcest...
>>83457720:3333333333
gays
i wish i had health insurance s i could see a therapist about my need-to-be-a-furry problem
>>83457773doesnt sound like a problem to mefurries r cool
>>83457667there's a hot part after they reveal they have boners when the guys make them try out giving head for the first time and the more timid friend breaks in real nice and listens well but the more proud indignant friend wont listen to commands so they have to grab him under the chin and on top of his head to guide him onto his friends dick and he almost says "wai-" but then immediately also opens like a good boy and goes down halfway before gagging a little bit and then they punish him more by giving him hot little blowjob tips like guiding his hand to the bottom of the shaft and telling him to gently jerk him off while he works the top with his mouth and he obliges with a whimper and then someone else chimes in to swirl his tongue around the head every so often so he also works that in every 5th or 6th time and keeps turning redder and redder at becoming a plaything and finally someone notices how embarrassed he is and tells him to make eye contact with his friend while he gulps him down so he does for like 3 seconds and then stops cause it's simply too embarrassing, all the while the timid friend just sits there wagging his tail awkwardly watching his friend get coached towards a building orgasm and the guys are all laughing and teasing the hung friend for huffing and moaning and getting close inside his buddy
>>83457781it makes me sad though :c
>>83457793very hot and shameless possy
>>83457800its okay being a furry makes happy thoughts comebe the fluffer you dream to be
>>83457825no but like, actually anthropomorphic animal person. not guy who dresses up as a cat. bipedla cat girl who girls and cats all day. i wanna have a tail and purr and be soft :c
>>83457793please keep going with this
>>83457848me too nglits okay homie we can be furry people together
>>83457862i don't know which direction to take it
what would be a slur for therians
cant stand those fluffers
>>83457993possy please :( my boner is disappearing
>>83458041faggot
im not a therian i just wanna be a girl cat :c
im not a therian i just wanna be dead
>>83451540"wossers" is exclusionary against cuntboys
>>83458097good
>>83458063my run-on sentence without punctuation meter maxed out for the day you're gonna have to wait for the cum
i might be a therian
>>83457048the jackpot of mental illness
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Rusty-spotted_Genet_%28Genetta_maculata%29_%2832484079077%29.jpgme (from the waist down)
one of them is asexual and the other is a cuntboy. guess which of the which is which
no thank you
bullying gamers
what does umbreons farts smell like
>>83458275bad bad bad bad bad
>look babe I told ferks to kys>wow so cool I'm glad we're not deranged freaks like him or most of /haha/
>>83458313is that vrchat with a filter or something
i should have someone to make out with right now
>>83458368making out is nice but i don't like to ever just make out. there also needs to be touching and pressing bulges together and more touching
>>83458375no i could kiss forever
>>83458379you have a more powerful resolve than me, poss
>>83458368your dad
i have become the sleepy
hello boys how are you
>>83458414gross
>>83458344we should have vrchat meetups but just for anonymous internet sex without usernames
>>83458481>anonymous internet sex without usernameswhat's wrong, big boy: afraid you'll make a connection with someone?
>>83458488yes
>>83458497but that means you get to do more lewd things with them knowing it's gonna be good which is better
>>83458481im not joining your weird sex cult, kyle
>have a completely normal, fine, but slightly awkward nervous 2 minute interaction with a stranger>immediately begin replaying the event in my mind but daydreaming that I do everything smoothlyhehe
>>83458508but it's scary because of commitment and social feelings and implications and community and it would be nice to just be able to have internet sex with briefly with no strings attached ive never had internet sex before haha..
>>83458547>it would be nice to just be able to have internet sex with briefly with no strings attachedthat's fair. i've had my fair share of anonymous erping so prefer to do it with people i know cuz it feels better that way. but i get if you've never done it before you'd want something with no expectations or having to worry about the after haha
>>83458368wait i should make the gambler boys make out
>>83458587let the creative (and boy) juices flow
im just gonna pretend i got a 88888888 get to feel better about myselfcan anyposs pretend to congratulate me for it so that i can feel validated?
>>83458560every time i have ever erped or i guess just sexdmed i have only regretted it after
>>83458625GOOD JOB POSS
>>83458632why is that, poss?
>>83458636thank you
>>83458644because its things i wouldnt do if i was of sound mind at the timesame as getting drunkyeah i THOUGHT i wanted it, but afterwards when i realise it was a mistake, i regret it
art like this is made by incels for incels but nobody wants to point this out because they get blinded by doggy
>>83458669like mind boggling horny making you do horny things which you regret at the post nut clarity? I suppose that makes sense. I guess for me, that's why I like getting to know someone so I know it's someone I'd want to talk with and interact after the fact (so less chance of regret).
>>83458684why is your 4chan pink? are you a sissy ooh-la-la homosexual?
i am drinking a lot and that means i end up doing stupid shit on the internet like talking to people i havent talked to in a long time
>>83458682daffy duck thumbnail...
>>83458725i'd be terrified if someone i hadn't talked to for months and years tried to hit me up. like man the friendship is ended what are we doing
>>83458722I decided to use that color for that screencap
i like this pink :3
>>83458766AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>83458746thank you
are there any good scifi movies, preferably space but it can just be futuruistic that's fine too, that have the general plotline of guys in suits talking to each other? um like the most extreme of that genre would be Margin Call where it is just guys in suits talking to each other the whole movie, but also some parts of the Godfather qualify and the Wolf on Wall Street. it doesnt need to be like financial stuff it could be or almost preferably would be like government stuffum yeah thanks if you know of anything like this thank you sorry for your time
i ate a bad unhealthy breakfast
for fucks sake is there any way to get rid of the right click AI shit option in chrome they just added i'm so fucking sick of this shit. are there any fucking browsers that don't have any ai shit in them
>>83458896its called firefox retard
>>83458919oh yeah no ai in firefox yep for sure, and they won't track you even harder than chrome does.librewolf might be real though
>>83458926that sounds like a you problem
if i was a girl cat i would suck so much dick
>>83458886how bad
how do i stop being retarded
be kitty instead :3
>>8345900655 egg 55 bacon
i ate some potato salad that someone at work left out for several hours yesterday and i didnt shit myself before the rave and i cant tell if it was because it was some irraditated dogshit or if im just built different
>>83459024That's 5x more retarded!
be expie instead
>>83459096do not bully cats :c
>>83458313erm that type of behavior makes u a deranged freeak. just because ur straight it doesnt mean u can tell people 'kys' freely!!!also, kill yourself
>>83459006two big cinnamon buns...im sorry
got too drunk
got too skunk
boy cats :3
>>83459109kys ferks. >>83459309with girl cats
have you ever bumped a thread? be honest.
white people ruined civilization
sorry not to be gross but i just pooped and it's not even poop it's just the food undigested. not like corn or whatever where it's normal for that to come out there's just mushrooms floating. i might be dying
ok i just googled it and it's apparently normal for mushrooms too because of the chitin but that was not fun. sorry for bringing that up. i'm going to get some metamucil or something
>>83459659that sucks. go see a doctor?
poss who doesnt know what prostate cancer is: "haha my prostate is bigger than yours!"
>>83459697i dont think i have that yet but sometimes i get stomach cramps when i nut but those might just be stomach cramps and they only happen when i'm sitting instead of standing/lying down so im inclined to think thats not my prostate slowly shutting down from two decades of masturbation to animal people
