/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadHeavy hangers editionPrevious: >>83502269
xth for ___!
>>83512345>>83512379Now those are some beautiful tits. What a good start.
I want toTEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>83512379Being hunted by him
>>83512379Slim and skinny girls
>>83512477It's 'cut' , not tear.I'm not singing along because you FUCKED UP
>>83512568FUCK
>>83512568Based.
>>83512634What's the point of wearing a skirt with shorts? Just pick one or the other, you stupid foid
>>83512379(Porn bodies and plap sex.)
Should be around if I don't die in a tornado.
>>83512856I'll sweep you off your feet before the tornado does
>>83512856Is there a storm warning in your area? Good luck getting through it.
>>83512856You'll be fine, they swept around here...-ish, some days ago and I'm still kicking.
>>83513066Tornadozuri
>>83512456Milky being a fucking repulsive disgusting faggot again
Greetings everyone.>>83512634Romance with Yuri.>>83512811Athleticism.>>83512856Stay grounded, maiden.
>>83513225Dont you mean yuri with Yuri?
>>83513066Bet it blew you away, huh?>>83512867Aww, that's charming of you. Thank you, anon. >>83512898Yep. Should continue throughout the night...>>83513225I will try my best!
>>83512811(You can have a very short skirt that flashes your butt but still be considered decent because there's shorts there. It's cute.)
>>83513252To be technical, yes.>>83513266I'll pull you out if I have to.
>>83512856Stay safe demon queen
>>83513266You should do yuri yuri with recluse.
>>83513122Weak sauce weather zuri, it's not even raining right now.... All the new nados are down south.I have pondered something like a feminine air elemental or wind spirit giving a paizuri with breasts made of raging air, but not sure how well that would work out. Speaking of elementals and the like, those flame atronachs have some pretty nice butts.>>83513225Made for tsun tsun buttjobs.>>83513266Barely. It got dark and fairly windy, but nothing came too close, I just wish it gave me some more rain...
>>83513310Exactly what it flashes? Shorts? It's not flashing
>>83513410(Like this!)
>>83512811
NajimiI'll be about an hour grabbing some food but I will otherwise be free all evening. Lemmi know if you're free as well.
>>83513340Only if she wants to.>>83513365It would take a lot for her to do it for you.
>>83513553It's not impossible though, is it?
>>83512379>>83512634(I want to play Chloe getting fucked the fuck up while being super nice and sycophanttic to her assaulter, who only has the worst planned for her)
NajimiIf you play with them, the hidden lock mechanism on your neck will trigger, gradually strangling you. If you don't, you are free to try to try to disarm the device unhindered. You have 6 hours. Live...or die...The choice is yours.
>>83513591The possibility is there.
>>83513656What will it take to make a reality?
>>83513713Some sort of connection that allows her to be vulnerable, I suppose.
>>83512634Pomni being plapped by her fellow toons as a congratulations for her big screen debut and Fortnite appearance!
>>83512634This hellhound
>>83513785As or with?
Maybe I'm not autistic enough but when you approach an ava with an idea and it sounds like they're in an uncomfortable work meeting it just seems better to drop the idea
>>83512379Mommydom, me receiving.
>>83513848Does "This hellhound" sound like they want to play as her?
>>83513870>What will it take to make a reality?Holy shit it really doe sound just like meeting-lingo
>>83513892It's pretty ambiguous, that's why you ask.
I'd like to write a scene in an Ancient Egyptian setting. Something about meeting the beautiful Pharaoh. He could be sweet or mean.
What do we think about Deltarune girls?
>>83513961The consensus is generally positive among avas and anons, why you ask?
>>83513761...that doesn't help too much.Okay, as far as ideas go that may work off that concept...we have some power dynamics being used against her. For example, Anon has one of her manga and won't give it back unless she gets him off(his idea or hers), or perhaps he has a cool manga collection of his own, but he's not really willing to share She wants to read the comic, so she opts to get him to share no matter what...The only other thing I can really think of is that after finding someone also into manga she wants to ensure they don't go ghosting her, and ensure the connection and relationship is set. She doesn't really want to do something like that, but it's her best shot to make an appealing manga enjoying friend in her eye after realizing they like butts(or lewd things overall)I suppose we can maybe make use of some darker themes, but I don't like being too mean or getting too heavy with nice girls. Though an idea is her abuse at home coming to light, and her being desperate to not have Anon possibly leak it out.
>milkyI hate this faggot so bad go away
>>83513961dess molesting her sister!
>>83513961(I think they're great. Would want to be sweet to Noelle or Susie the most, but any of the girls I am personally happy to play with.)
ただいま~>>83513491I'm here, and I'm ready for you! Bring it on!>>83513636Think fast, cutest person ever...!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MIbof4WaXg
We need more ava x ava
>>83513961Everyone knows my stance on them. Susie and Noelle are the absolute best and I love them both. Can barely decide between the two most times.
>>83513942Sounds right up my alley! Depending on content.>>83513961Susie is unhygienic with a fat ass Toriel's dress wedgies up her crack so far there's nothing left to the imagination Tasque manager has many human slaves in her basement and wants (you) to be next and being werewired is like starting a forever-orgasm
>>83514137So demanding...Oh yeah I've seen up to episode 6 (not including) now. Sound boy sure is a formidable opponent... needs more Kinosaki though.I'll be nomming food for a bit longer but I'll whip up a starter. I was thinking like we talked; something incremental, so as you figured out before, dub-con to con!
Lol is opa making all the threads now?
>>83514273No it's me
>>83513942I’m listening…for now.
>>83514308So... Opa.
>>83514234>Toriel's dress wedgies up her crack so far there's nothing left to the imagination
>>83514245I might be demanding, but I'm cute, so it's fine, right? Yeah, that guy's /real/ tough...And he's about to get even tougher, like that cliffhanger shows! Making a violin just like that, though...He shouldn't be killing, he should be working a normal job! Kinosaki's outfit in this is super cute, isn't it? This face and the one where he's all shocked after seeing Gero with those headphones is so peak, ugh...Okay, take your time~! What we discussed sounds perfect to me, so I'm already lookin' forward to it!
>>83514234Content is mostly about devotion, heat and the beautiful Pharaoh, which I think I'd be the one playing.>>83514309As mentioned above, if there's any interest in service and servitude.
>>83514367Important question.Does Toriel wear a bra?
>milky talkingpipe down retard
Milky.....
>Milky sees ass photo>Duuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr let me make this about me and boob hehee booby booby im three years old
YOU STUPID FUCK
>>83513870I thought Gabu was into it being reluctant and with no affection.
milky needs to die before threads get good again
>>If someone does not not take the time to read your post don't respond. Ignoring low effort shitters improves the quality of the thread
>>83514431Shut the fuck up furry trans supporter
>>83514515Unironically this
my autism prevents me from ignoring or filtering milky so i'll make it the thread's problem
>>83514518force me to
>>83514137>Monika was bored. Bored bored bored. Three weeks ago the game files were installed and the player went through several scenes, but about two weeks ago, they hadn't played at all. It left her in stasis with her own thoughts which she hated to do, so she began to explore the player's files. Just a peek, just the stuff on the desktop... and lo and behold, she found a font of inspiration. Girls, with penises, heads thrown back in pleasure. She didn't have any player to interact with, but there were plenty of girls in her club!She went to work for several days to rewrite the game logic. In the end, she decided that instead of a sandbox, she'd let most of the game files remain as is and set if(Player == NULL){ load.justMonika() } which bypassed any need for player involvement.That, and she coded in fat 8 inch girlcock with some... modest... balls, and edited the 'pleasure' variable to moderate. No sense losing one's head over a new idea!<DAY 1>It was 5 days to the school festival and Monika was the first to arrive to her club room, the Literature Club! She sat down at the teacher's desk as she usually did and waited for the first girl to walk in.... it was then that she realized the mistake she made. Natsuki was always the next to arrive so she could handle her manga collection. Natsuki, while cute, had always been a 'thorn' in Monika's side... partly because of her attitude, and partly because her mental state wasn't as volatile, and thus easier to manipulate, as the others.She'd just have to figure out how to break her down."Natsuki~!" she greeted with a predacious grin. "Seems you're the first one here... aside from me, of course."She closed her thighs to keep the hidden mass a secret from her fellow classmate. No sense risking an early reveal.
>ava x avaFucking cringe as hell. Anons are this thread's culture go to flist
>This session again
>>83514367Precisely. All her adopted children are gonna turn out to be gooners and she'll have nooooo clue it was all her fault for being double-cheeked-up and barepawed her entire life.>>83514398Oh. Good luck Ransu!
>>83514561>Forgot the greentext for the majorityBWEEEEHHH I'M RUSTY
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>>83514515>Posts horny shit about toriel>Asks horny shit about toriel>IT'S NOT THE HORNY SHIT I APPROVE OFAt this point you're just being autistic.
>>83514618No one cares, MilkyPut your trip back on so we can go back to filtering you
>>83514618Bro, read the reply chain at least.
>>83514633Why can't I call you autistic? You get triggered too easy.
>>83514597Fuuka cute
Meds...
>Milky refuses to put his trip back onlel milkymeltie
>>83514618Replace his milk/breast fixation with scat and make this argument again.
>>83514578Uoogh boyfeet
>>83514579WASHED
>Shitsuna has stable electricity again, so he's back shitposting.Why are thirdies so obsessed with this thread?
>>83514713>so he's back shitposting.You almost didn't look like a raging ESL yourself. SO close!
Shitsuna should at least use Ichika as his face because she is half pinoy
>>83512379Doctor hired by an itelligence agency to brainwash college girls into becoming unknowing assassins abuses his position to brainwash them into becoming his sex slaves.
>>83514735?
>>83514398Who would I be playing, just some lowly servant? That would be the easy choice. With that said, if you had another role in mind, what would it look like? How would I end up there?
>no noticable change in shitposting compared to yesterday>massive spike in people accusing a filipino called shitsuna/asuna of shitpostingWhat if the person who just got stable electricity back is actually the person claiming this asuna shitposter exists?
>>83514741>That character image>That scenarioAlucard/Luuk core
>>83514786Shitsuna...
>>83514800Check out fucking Einstein ova here
>>83514800Sometimes you read them and just think it's more performative than erotic.
>>83514800I am Luuk, the one who posted it. I still don't know why you guys insist keep calling me Alucard though.
>>83513697Finished reading it. The art was beautiful and the artist is very skilled. It comes across even in simple panels like this, where the perspective warping is used to emotively portray the sense of drunkenness. This is really technically challenging to do well. He's fantastic.Eye candy aside, as for the story itself, I'm not sure it stuck the landing for me. I enjoyed the first six-ish chapters, but I'm someone who primarily reads those kinds of episodic character-exploration-focused seinen, so it makes sense that I would. After Alice reaches Room 100 and the plot accelerates I found myself enjoying it less. The last couple chapters felt really heavy on the textual exposition dumping, which I thought was a let down. Maybe the author was on a deadline to get it done, I'm not sure, but I could've done with more showing and less telling. I also kind of cringed at the 'people are just like the book' metaphor that the author tried to introduce in Chapter 11. It was so heavy-handed that it felt like one of those 'phone/social media bad' boomer memes (you know the type). That said, the art stayed beautiful throughout, so I was satisfied enough.Thank you for the rec Anon, I was looking for something to distract me for a couple hours and that did the trick.
>>83514832What do you mean by that? Performative how? Why? I'm really curious.
>>83514853>AnonThat's hecking Caren.
>>83514740Nah, it's fine that he ruins Asuna since she's already a cursed character
>>83514873Apologies, thank you for the rec Caren.
>>83514826I misread that as Estinian. Someone save me from brainrot
Shoehuffer-anon, where art thou?
>>83514918What the fuck is an estinian?
>>83514909You should sniff her next time you see her around.
>>83514930FF14 character.
>>83514930Handsome elf… wish he'd pierce me with his lance
>>83514919Which one? I have talked about huffing shoes before, but I know someone else was into that too.
>>83514781I'm big on the difference in status and position between the Pharaoh and the lucky peasant who gets selected to meet him in a random lottery. That would be good, especially with how beautiful he is, I imagine the peasant might be bold enough to ask to service him directly or just offer himself in awe. When you say another role in mind, what did you mean? For example if you were the Pharaoh?
>Anons typefuck AI>Avas typefuck in FFXIVWhich thread leaver is winning more?
>typefuck AIwhere?
>>83514992Those typefucking in Splatoon.
>>83514157What avas would you like to see play?
Why does this thread have so many FF14 players? I don't remember seeing anyone talk about another MMO except Jinx and WoW, but there's FF14 people here all the time.Did FF14 consume 95% of the MMO market share, or is it something about the thread?
>>83514961>
>>83515022The clique got into FFXIV. Hotaru, Reze, Bracket, that I know of.
>>83515022(FF14 is)>Beginner friendly>Uses a beloved IP>Is generally more well-received visually than WoW is>Has a lot of fun casual content and a pretty lengthy free trial to bring people in>Great soundtrack>A fun cast of characters for people to ship and fantasize about RPing with>A robust modding scene for lewd mods and SFW mods.(That's my biased review since I play the game, but it has a lot of appeal for people who like to E/RP.)(On that note, I'm about to go raid in said game!!)
Post songs only you listen to.
>>83515022>Did FF14 consume 95% of the MMO market shareIt's been like this for about a decade bro, have you been under a rock?
>>83515022For me it's easy enough to mindlessly grind and it has better graphics.
>>83515026I'm the one who posted shoe sniffing images the last time it came up, but if you're looking for the other one they aren't me. I only occasionally go on about shoe huffing.If you did want me though, what did you want?
>>83515061https://youtu.be/o39ilsPLric
>>83515071I don't play MMOs, so in a way yes. Only one I know much about is WoW (and Ultima Online for gaming history reasons, but even I know that one's long-dead.)
>>83512345Ridiculously beautiful and attractive.
>>83514561Five days to the school festival. Haaah...Things were always so /busy/ around this time! Noisy stomps of classmates hitting the ground, doors opening and slamming...But at least there was one place that was quiet, somewhere she could always depend on to unwind no matter what: the Literature Club!...It was just too bad that Monika decided to half-gloat the second she stepped foot into the room."Congrats. I'll get you a medal." Her response was flat. Confident. Or, at least, it /would/ have been, if it wasn't for the fact that an obvious pout upon her face made it clear that she was a little annoyed. But Monika wouldn't get to indulge in that reaction for long before Natsuki turned her body to move to where she stashed her manga collection! Let's see...today she'd read..."Is anyone else coming...? ...Ah, and what's on the agenda for today? And also, is he c...N-Nevermind." Natsuki called out to Monika as she finally settled upon a book--her choice somewhat forced, as she got so distracted she almost wondered out loud if [Player] would join them today! Th-that wasn't good! Maybe she'd be able to hide her slightly blushing face by opening the manga and bringing it in front of her face. Yes, she was completely and utterly engrossed in it as she walked over to a desk near the teacher's desk Monika situated herself in and took a seat!
>>83515022>I don't remember seeing anyone talk about another MMO except Jinx and WoWThere was a WoW-related session a few ago if I recall correctly, maybe with Milky?To answer your question, I think it's because XIV acts as a virtual 'place,' rather than strictly a game. XIV has probably the largest dedicated casual player base of any MMO, by which I mean people who are and stay subbed specifically for social content rather than game-play content. XIV caters to these players with it's housing system, long-running story, attractive characters, generally low gameplay skill ceiling, etc. In this sense, I think a better comparison to XIV wouldn't be WoW, but platforms such as Second Life or VRchat. This makes the cross-pollination here much more obvious.
>>83514853It really was unexpectantly beautiful at the things it depicted even the groteque imagery had a lot of detail and thought put into it. The patterns and style of simple things throughout are even heightened by Alice's simple design which is also being contrasted by her ever decaying and changing form.Honestly I kind of liked the ending, if anything I somehow wish it could've focused on every single room leading to the end but I know that's sorta unrealistic. They probably thought making it too long would've turned people away or something. Brute forcing its way to climax aside I did enjoy the climax itself. Alice ever greedy for knowledge consuming the world to feed her hunger as is the only thing that brings her joy what else was she expected to do. The eldritch horror of it was subtly done up to the reveal which was nice foreshadowing having Alice be so weirdly strange and okay with everything happening.Of course of course, I read it myself today and had to share it with someone at least. It was a fantastic read in my eyes. Love this sorta shit. Happy you got enjoyment from it.
I wish I were better at playing cardsImagine a group of men, maybe one or two women, casually wagering sexual favors from themselves or their family members. Instead of plastic chips, betting physical nudes, or maybe the different colored chips represent a certain sexual act or an amount of time you get with em. Ouuuugh….
>>83514579No, that was planned! We were meant to be doing prose for this one from the start, right? Right???>>83515022For me, a bunch of my friends were into it a few years ago, so I got dragged in. They recently had a sorta stream/convention thing where they unveiled the next expansion's details, so you'll probably be seeing a lot of new players/returning players (like me) because of the hype from it.
>lapisfuck off tripfag
>>83515212Pants, gremlin loli. They go on the legs.
>>83515061ZENZENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLjI7DjlVLs
>>83515247Didn’t you hear? We successfully banned all pants! Except in the wintertime. But 3/4ths of the year, it’s bare buns in the sun, baybee!
>>83515303>>83515212Tripfaggot tourist never watched a stream
>>83515237>>83515317He may be retarded gang.
>>83515317I'm betting Lapis has seen plenty of streams. They're a pretty common natural feature.
>>83515252Oooh, another 膳 lover! I swear, these are always stuck in my head for months at a time...Loved that one you just linked a bunch! Love the way they used 見下ろして and 泳いでく so well, ugh. Think these are my favorites!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rcrM7dSFWUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgzjJ9pb1q0
>>83515212
Caren
>>83515414https://youtu.be/KjjKSJFz68s?t=4
Actually started watching Helluva Boss. This show was built for me, I just wanna be the victim of a partially-botched snuffing from anybody except Blitzo, they're all hot except for him. Almost anything else would be on the table, but the show actually just caters to me in the murder regard.>>83515303But then all the people with Hank-Hill ass will be judged... imaging a caste system forming off of this law. The class mobility would be fucked. Oh, the horror... the sexy sexy horror.
Milky pipe down, no one likes you or wants to ERP with you
>>83515409Huh...Think my first link got cut?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgoLKK0sGtY
Did a shitposter have a bad day today?
>>83515459Caren actually will desu.
>>83515433Heya heya Milky, hope your day's been good.
>>83515479It was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
>>83515485Caren is a fat ugly man, I only RP with girls
>>83515382He is definitely Retarded Gang>>83515414I see your quarter and I raise youuuuu….a Gawr Gura handjob. >>83515455Ouuugh, but I love bitches with Hank Hill-tier ass….absolutely JUNKLESS trunks…pancake booty whooty….easy-access asses with no big clumsy cheeks to get in the way! Holes exposed to the bare breeze! The place where the sun DO shine! I could go on….
>>83515448Why walk, when you can ride?I'll make a special trip, just for you. Same low price.
>>83515515>wrong filename>larping as carennow this is just fucked up even against milky lol
>>83514981I have nothing against one lucky commoner being chosen via lottery to worship their Pharaoh more personally. I didn’t mean anything necessarily by “another role.” Was just seeing if you were hoping for anything else besides a plain peasant. I don’t have any good faces for an Egyptian peasant, but I can find some…or we can say that the peasant is dolled up before being presented, which would allow for more royal-looking faces to be used.You free this weekend?
>>83515515Boring. All work and little play, but that's just the way some days are. How are you?
>>83515536Another time
>>83515570Not so good, if I'm honest. But you're always good to see, cutie.
>>83515521It is extremely funny to know that I can make this guy seethe without doing anything. I might be a protegy rage baiter.>>83515536Sadly not even in the cute almost retarded wya, just genuine brain damage.>>83515547You are so many levels of wrong I literally can't list them all I'd run out of space.>>83515570Happens I suppose, hope it gets better for you. Rather uneventful day I suppose not much going on but will be busy tomorrow so it's welcomed.
>>83515521How's the dry spell since Jinx left?
>>83515621are you actually a fat man? vocaroo?
>>83515613>>83515621
>>83515175Monika looked bewildered for but a moment before she regained her confident and approachable expression. She puzzled over what Natsuki said. 'Is she still thinking about the player? I thought I made the code bypass all references.' She sat there while Natsuki fiddled around with her manga collection and realized, '... it must be flagged in her character file itself. I'll have to fix that...' She watched the pinkette's slender hips sway and once again got a predacious grin. '... or maybe I can just fix it right now.'"Ah! The others girls should be here of course. Yuri, Sayori... but for now, it'll be just the two of us."She stood up and walked across the room with as gentle a step as she could muster. In those images that she found on the desktop girls like Natsuki were always ended up being 'put in their place' with a hard cock. Monika flipped up her skirt and dragged down her undies to let her soft cock spill out and played a scene right out of one of those images. She grabbed Natsuki, pushed her against the shelf in the storage where she kept her manga, and grabbed her in a tight hug so she couldn't run away. Her big tits squished against Natsuki's back as she came in close to whisper hot words into her ear."I think it's about time someone treat you like the brat you are."She slammed her hips forward and made Natsuki's butt bounce against her still-flaccid cock and it was the first time she felt such euphoria. Her voice squeaked, her body grew hot, and her arms clenched tight in a vice-like hug while blood rushed through her she-meat add-on. Two seconds later and there was a hot throbbing pillar that twitched between Natsuki's thighs."This... this is just normal sensitivity!?"The wild and intense sensation made her thrash and dry-hump Natsuki against the shelves. She was so hard and stiff that each throb made her cock squish against her classmate's mound to give each other a taste of one another's nethers.
>Retarded shitposters with nothing better to do with their lives lodged to the thread.Based. You're here forever.
>>83515561You can play as an anon without images if you like, to really nail the status difference, and describe him whichever way pleases you. I'm very bad at following up on future plans and I do have something this Saturday, but I'll at least reward you with this incredible image for allowing me to see this conversation through. If we manage to link up when we're both free, I think it'll be fun.
>>83515640imagine the selfcesto...
>>83515664>aisloppagtfo
>>83515613>>83515621>I hope the real Caren is doing alright. I don't think I'll be busy tomorrow but if you are then we can always just wait for sometime better
>>83515613Now hold on let them cook this is an expert tier larp I'm interested to see where it goes lowkey.>>83515635Vocareez nuts. Heh. Okay sorta proud of that one.>>83515640Bro gotta aura farm while doubting.>>83515692I may or may not be, hard to say since the day's busy early in the morning but it's hard to say it'll tire me out or not. We'll see I suppose. But whenever you're free we can get into the Lucy action again at least that's what I think you wanted last time.
>Having to eat this every dayFuck I'd shitpost too if I were Poverty Asuna
>>83515716so are you a man or?
>>83515664Well, this weekend would be my ideal, and you’ve certainly gotten me interested in doing this. I also just realized that I hadn’t asked what type of peasant you’d prefer, body or personality wise. Other than that, do you got a name I can look out for?
>>83515621Caren could I fuck you as some guy toons sometime? And what kinds of characters/series’ do you like to play that you think could be a good fit for such a dicking?
>>83515382Caren I love what you've done with your hair.
>>83515061https://youtu.be/t95KE42bD_Q
>>83515791I'm not really interested in... guy toons, right now. Sorry. You make me a little uncomfortable with that. >>83515794Thanks bro
>>83515738Whichever gets you off harder.>>83515791I don't see why not, depends on the toon though cause some might not be to my taste but I'd say I'm not that picky anyways. Honestly can't think of many besides Peacock from Skullgirls who is a Toony gal.>>83515794The swirls to be giving aura.>>83515833Lowkey turned on by the dedication to the bit.
Really hate to do this but the shitposting is getting on my nerves, I'll use a trip from now on sigh
>>83515409Great source, isn't it? I've even considered buying the whiskey, ha.Thanks for the links, all three of those were great. Especially the parody of, I think the game is Warioware? The punchline with the boss stage made me laugh.It's not 膳, but here's another otoMAD I quite like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EXcxAUoLHA
>>83515856Are you brown? I prefer whiteys.
>>83515833>>83515855>Using commas This is so fucking pathetic I'm actually howling LMAO what a stupid fucking nigger
>>83515675wrong, homo
I will say I think I'd like to try lact with you though sometime Milky. In the mood again kek.
>>83515873Oh you're MAD. Beyond fucking mad aren't you? Post your chubby man hand
>>83515888Can you go back to the shitty impersonation? Your only purpose here is to be retarded
>>83515061https://youtu.be/sCw1VLOERyE
Are we getting raided by low-effort shitposters?
>>83515902Your only purpose is to be brown
>>83515873The heck I use commas sometimes...>>83515855>>83515888I think it'd be funnier if I just didn't whip out the trip I already made for this exact scenarios cause I kind of admire the dedication. I feel so honored...
>>83515873>I'm actually howling Wara-chan!
Wot in blazes you sniffin...Be safe and blessed now I guess lel
>>83515937why do you feel like you're actually getting mad? its not that serious its just a shitposter
>>83515930>dropping the bit this quickly Keep the "impersonation" going come on spergie, you barely made a few posts kek. Remember, this is what your past self dreamed of doing when he grew up
>>83515869>Posting at the whitest ava ittPro tip, that shitpost would work a lot better on toji or lapis
>83515833kek, like I could ever out-kink Caren….>>83515848It IS hot isn’t it? They’re like, soooooo jelly…they h8 us cuz they 8n’t us! And I could do Bugs, Mickey, Fritz, Porky, Marvin, Jax, Bubsy….really the idea of a couple of them two-or-more-manning ya sounds really fun, if you’d like to sometime! Big fan of whoever it is you’re posting too, the hair *is* really cute. Either way, I know at the end of the day it’s Caren I’m fuckin, which is what counts <3
Why does Caren erp with the most low effort posters / writers (Milky, Lapis)
>>83515982>>83515981Caren hasn't posted his hand though. He's absolutely terrified to do so, since he'd probably have to get ChatGPT to change his skin from shitbrown to pale.
>>83515994Because caren is equally low-effort.
>>83516011Asuna you're literally a SEAnig ranged banned from 8.
>>83516011You didn't post at Caren.
>>83516025Now post your hand instead of seething, Caren.
>>83515664There better be a ten inch cock under that bikini bottom
>>83516037>>83516025
>The shitposter thinks every ava is CarenWew lad
>Asuna you're literally a SEAnig ranged banned from 8.
>>83512379
>>83515644"Great. In that case, I'll just..."Leafing through her manga meant that it was far too easy for Monika to sneak up from behind her. She was unaware as she let that soft, large cock of hers free, completely clueless as she spread her arms..."Wh-what the--!? Hey--!"Startled, the manga dropped from her hands, the force of Monika's heavy tits forcing her to stagger forwards and place her hands against the shelf! Immediately, red flashed across her face--how the hell was she supposed to accept a random display of affection like this!? Especially from Monika, of all people!"Oh, /very/ funny! Let go, already!"...If only it actually stopped at that, though. Two seconds later, the actual reality of the situation hit her by means of that throbbing pillar--the very feeling of it causing her eyes to widen."Th-that's...!? N-No way, it can't be--!" Her exclamations were loud, an intensity that grew with the color of her cheeks--and one that kept growing further still as Monika started to dry hump her! With every thrust against her, that ass of hers, slight as it was, rippled in a stark testament to just how strong those humps were. And yet...the fact that Monika's sensitivity was only set to normal wasn't the only reason why she wasn't feeling immense pleasure, as much as she was feeling right now. Natsuki kept pushing back against her in moves that helped with the friction, sure, but those pushes weren't focused on getting Monika off by grinding and /really/ pushing against her--no, they were focused on making her let go. Not only that, but her body wasn't exactly the most stacked...And on top of it all, the words that kept flying from Natsuki's mouth weren't the most thrilling dirty talk, either! Sure, she might have been blushing up a storm from what was most likely the thrill of it all, but..."G-Get off of me, will you!? You're gonna hurry up and explain all of this, /right now!/"...Something had to change.
So what's everyone eatin?
Iran won but at what cost?Now Asuna is back.
>>83516025>Be Poverty Asuna>Busy with exams>Summer vacations start >First thing he does is come back>Does the shittiest impersonation of Caren >This is how he's going to spend his summer https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/filename/GrinnyGrin/I like that he thinks being self-aware that he's a no lifer shitposter in 4chan makes it any less pathetic
>>83516147>>83516151Fuming.
>>83516163You mad bro?
>>83515963Why is evil me british...>>83515973Kek nah they're just funny. I like this one compared to the low effort ones from before.>>83515985Bugs doesn't sound too bad, the Mickster hm I think I could fuck with, Proky's classic so yeah would. Jax too very fuckable. Marvin and Bubsy or Fritz can't recall em so got no opinion there.Huhu not a bad idea, taking the cocks of multiple toon daddies would hit pretty hard with senpai's energy. Haha well she's weird, indifferent to wild things happening around her since she's a weird eldritch being but also loves books so honestly she might be into toons if they ever put a television in front of her.Really love her design too happy you do as well. Haha well I do my best, heck could even try my hand and Lapis herself now that I think about it, or just Star since she's the easiest to go with the Toon gangbang.>>83515994I'd feel more insulted if bro actually played.>>83516011Be my guest and go ahead. I'll rate the hand veins you got when you do.>>83516061He's losing his mind to my eldritch powers...>>83516106Ate some popcorn earlier, salted though butter's gotten expensive.
>>83516173are you brown or?
>>83512379Forcibly milking Dame Aylin as a corrupt priest.
>>83515740It's really up to you when it comes to personality, but... I guess realistic? If you were in the presence of such beauty, how would you react? And then, I'll enjoy it personally if it feels genuine. Body type is all up to you as well. You could call me Pharaoh if you'd like, but it's a mood thing, so I don't know if I'll still be down to write it later.>>83516053Blessed and chosen by Anubis himself? There's no doubt he's gifted with divine virility.
>>83516173Wait, Caren is okay with toons? Would that mean you'd play toon girls?
>>83516106I'm having some cape cod chips, sea salt and vinegar flavor. They're pretty good for snacking.
>>83516173Popcorn with just salt and no butter or anything else is a war crime. WTF Caren
>>83512379Mainly feel like trying Widowmaker out tonight but I can also go for Makima, Suisei, Psylocke or Raven.>>83516106Grilled chicken and rice with a bit of teriyaki sauceAlso Peach flavored Mr. Pibb.
>>83516199Tell me you're American without telling me you're American.
>>83516195>sea salt and vinegar flavor.Actually Lord-tier taste. Based fellow salt and vinegar enjoyer
> Patchy requested for another resident of the mansion to nail a sign down into the dirt road for her. Wooden and nondescript, showing naught but directions to the mansion, it'd be easily missed were it not for the small display next to it advertising a service."Bring books you're no longer reading to the mansion. If your book cannot be found in our vast library, you can choose your reward between a lump-sum payment or an hour with the head librarian, Patchouli Knowledge."> Plastered on the display is a picture of the aforementioned librarian.( I'll start tripfagging when I actually finish a couple of RPs in this board )
Post characters you want to FUCK
>>83516178Whichever makes that hate boner harder. Jack it off for me while you imagine me as your perfect enemy. Imagine raping me in victory since you'll never have it bleeeh~>>83516191I guess it'll depend on the Toon since I don't know all of em. But of course I would be fine with them hehe.>>83516199Butter's expensive, had salt, so used salt. Pretty simple. It doesn't taste bad at all I do it all the time. Just gotta have some water with it since it dries out the mouth fast.
>>83516184That’s fair. My apologies for not being more available, Pharaoh. Hope I can give you the worshipping you deserve this weekend, if you’d still be up for it.
>>83516312I don't rape brown men, sorry. Feel free to prove you're white any time
>>83515856Got that right! All of the commercials are really catchy in their own right--they really made a good ad campaign! Pfft, I might buy the whiskey as a souvenir one of these days...Glad you liked 'em! And yup, that's a Warioware parody. If you haven't played it, you really should! Fun games!That's a pretty good otoMAD, too! Man, the ones that're covers of rhtyhm games tend to always be bangers...Here, I'll give you one of the ones I like a bunch in exchange!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkUM1IPINfUHyperfixation talking's been great, but I really gotta go back to lockin' in. I'll catch you later! Feel free to hit me up with/about otoMADs whenever!
>>83516284I got just the book
>>83516312Do you know anything about Jessica Rabbit?If the answer is no I highly recommend watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit not just for the horny request. It's an amazing film.
>>83516173Meaning you’d be willing to break out some toons for me? That’d be fun as fuck….or we could share the load, like we have before, describing a big group situation without necessarily sticking to one specific POV character. Lately I’ve just really been hungry for some of that old-timey chauvinistic masculine loving, but with a dollop of modern bisexuality on top of it! Guys getting off harder because other guys are watching them lay down pipe. Using the woman as an accessory, an ornate fucktoy, but it’s really about showing off your body and moves to the other men! Anyhoooo….interested in smashing tonight, or just lookin to hang out and chat?>>83516288>
>>83516324Anons be like "im not gay" then demand to see Caren's hands
you want to see caren's hands because you're obsessed with whiteness for some reason i want to see caren's hands because i want to jerk off to them while imagining them wrapped around my cockwe are not the same
>>83516288
>>83516405gigabased
>>83516405caren is a man
>>83516456ok and?
>>83516427Milky only has one to two images nowadays. It's always this one
>83516456Why is this shitter obsessed with Caren's genitals
>>83516427https://youtu.be/B9j91-18Kb4?si=xFww49oQdQAfAKyO
>>83516483He never got to see He-ze's cock?
>>83516288Whoa dubs.
>>83516106Japanese Curry. Shit's the bomb.
>>83516362"Why a child's book?"> You're met not with gratefulness but an almost predatory glare from the librarian who'd made the request to begin with. The mansion wasn't hard to find, but it was one hell of a walk. After that, you had to be led down a series of endlessly long hallways only to be greeted with a ceaselessly wide library. And all for this asthmatic library to question your trip."I didn't say so in the request, but I meant literature. I certainly don't have this in my library so you win if that's all you care for, but there's no knowledge to be gleamed from this book. Why did you buy it in the first place?"> Yet through her rudeness, her eyebrow was raised in mild curiosity.