/dff/ - Discord Friendship FinderA thread to make FRIENDS, and be le hecking cute and wholesome. Embark on a quest to to find the l̶o̶v̶e̶ frienemy of your life. Don't lewd with them or you'll get swattedMagical editionPrevious Ventures: >>83688461
Waddup FRIENDA
need a friend to lust over huge cocks with
>>83752304Why not add alteration green and become apart of his harem?
Having a friend who is interested in what you like is so rare, treasure them
I'm interested in edging my friends cocks with kisses and then abandoning them for up to 1 week to 2 months at a time before I do it again!
>>83752859You ever just tried talking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09OWN1yEpgA
>>83753036yeaaaah but that's no fun
>>83753075That’s a shame.
>>83752374If they aren't interested in the things you like, I do not think they truly qualify as a friend. Did something happen that led you to this conclusion? If it is too personal you don't have to say, instead I want to hear about what you like
>>83752859Hi, friend here
>>83753222>>83752374sex with my hand
>>83753222It tanks my confidence since I'm feeling like I'm only talking about them, and if I talk about what I like its not really looked into that muchI'm only venting, I don't have the energy to put what I like here
>>83752859What’s your tag again, goober?
Tiki tiki funk
>>83753325I see I see, then I hope your venting has managed to help you a bit, and that any friend of yours asks you how you are doing or what you did and pays attention to you! It was sad to see you did not get a reply earlier, goodluck anon!
>>83753779Thank you I hope you're doing good too, are you Senel by chance? Its been a while since we chatted
>>83752374Wish I had a friend like that. My friends ignore almost everything I say. I hate being a boring loser.
my friends never talk with me even when i start the conversation
>>83753922I am, and you will have to forgive me for that as I have been in a kind of self-imposed isolation/exile for reasons the past month. I was only here for a quick peek!I'm a bit emberassed I've been spotted, I kind of left without a word.. what gave it away? And unfortunately I do not recognize you, though I have a few guesses but those choices do not strike me as someone who would not have anyone to talk about their interests with>>83754034You two could try to be each others friends? Since you both seem to have the same frustrations, I'd imagine you two would take extra care about it. Else, feel free to talk here about something that happened or you did today, and I hope someone will take interest
>>83754479I am genuinely close to burning out so having another friend sounds like a bad idea, unless >>83754034 is going to kowtow to me and beg and make me feel bad I will probably thank them and reject them. I would like to speak more in the thread if its about interests.You will do fine, good luck in your emotional journey.
>>83754549You're not even going to give me a hint of who you are or how you recognize me? I'm going to be HAUNTED by it... I'll splash some ice water on you, go cool downVery understandable, there is no need to full on go "be my friend!" Just discuss your interests a bit if you like, same for that anon. The main point is you have recently felt not heard, rant about whatever you like, show interest and help each other..or y'know, don't, I have 0 friend experience myself, I won't get that cocky in giving unsolicited adviceEmotional journey sounds grand, it is purely for selfish reasons, but thank you regardless, and goodnight>>83754247Same for you, imageless anon. They are not truly your friends is what I believe. There is only so much "Ah, they are just busy/shy/having a bad time" you can tell yourself to feel better, I would know
this nigga keeps ghosting people since /dfwb/ and thinks he's suited to give friend advice
how come nobody posts tags
>>83752313i would but alty does not like me
>>83754479>>83754644sex
>>83754821teto is posting tags.... in dft
>>83754821why would I post tag to get blocked or ghosted or name dropped by strangers everyday
>>83755129youll never make friends like that anon
>>83753425kittenonacatwalk!!!>>83753227a GOOD friend would be posting pictures with his posts..
>>83755343But I don't wanna...
>>83754889Should I do it here instead? Would you add me and talk to me a lots and play games with me and we would develop deep bonds with each other? That was a rhetorical question I know the answer to that imagelessGOD-non Obviously it's a yes to all the above! So what are you waiting for?
>>83755543You say you want those things but it's all fake... you are just a whore!
>>83755571You visit the sister thread ONCE and you get unjustly labeled a whoreYou are carving deep wounds into my heart with those words anon
>>83755620So, did you at least have fun in the sister thread? And no, I am trying to FIX you
>>83755659Uhm yeah it surprisingly good this time, the anon I spoken with really pushed my buttons right and I think he liked me also! >Fixing Well I can tell since you are always so mean to me! But mean in a pleasant way~ The only thing missing is you attaching a picture of a cute anime girl! That would boost you like 17 points in my ranking system
>>83755731Schnauze Pupsi
>>83755343Looni!!!
>>83755731What buttons hmm? And no? do you think you deserve a cute anime girl with the way you behave?
>>83755833I rather not say because it's embarrassing What should I do then? What kind of behavior would please you anon?
Two retards interacting with each other
>>83755933I dunno? I was actually questioning you because I was curious about something. Now that I got what I wanted I sleep, bye!
>>83756014Teto is trans now. Respect their pronouns please.
Yo what happened to Ado? Did she stop posting here?
Hi bunch of homosexuals
>>83756234Their pronouns are teto/poopy
Today I will exercise after work. (◕‿◕｡)
>>83757599good girl
>>83757599i love girls who train and get their butts bigger, you go girl!
Now food then Video Games.
>>83755966
>>83754034What kind of interests do you have?I always like to have friends to talk to.
>>83756311We lost Ado and Allmind during the goon wars
>>83760136Please be a good princess
>>83761563Sorry, complete opposite.
avafag tierlist by the guy who obsesses over them? we need to know your unbiased opinions!(no, you saying "x is worse than y at this point" does not count since those are clearly not genuine
Tier list of Anons best suited to join my Harem.
>>83762541You're being weird.
>>83762792Good.
It's actually harder to climb the higher I get. Being 1st pick 100% of the time when there isn't even a strong support character to play and then I get counterpicked by the entire enemy teams roster is so frustrating.
>>83756311I miss her too.
>>83763377No you dont
>>83763377Same! She was a cute dork.
>>83763846You mean princess?
>>83761273Sakiko too
>>83752304maybe
>>83764377Thank you for thinking about me nonny~. Now it's time to disappear into the ether again...
>>83766134Shut up Kiyana
>>83760136nta but jerking off, cocks, porn and crossdressing
>>83766222Don't really know who that is but I'll respect your digits and shut up
>>83766134Stay safe and healthy..
>>83766298This but without the jerking off, cocks, or the porn
>>83766610you're officially more pure than me then
How I spent my day:>Woke up and got on my computer>Sent out like 2-3 emails (part of my super hard tasks for my high paying job)>Shit posted in my bed.Now I am here. Riveting life an adult with ample free time. Now where are the cute wagies?
>>83766298Same...
>>83767329NTA but we should be friends. You can cross dress for me but I will refuse to have sex with you.
>>83767395Will you crossdress for me?
>>83767329>Same...cool... seems like a common troupe in this thread>>83767395at least let him suck you off!
>>83767395Imagine not plapping that poor, needy, crossdressing nonny. Couldn't be me frfr
>>83767420I don't crossdress at all, I just like cute boys/crossdressers!>>83767463>>83767486Can't just plap or lewd right away, I like for the sexual frustration to build up a bit.
when I used to crossdress I didn't want any sexos along with it.
>>83767463This! Also we can be friends>>83767486>_<
>>83767546>This! Also we can be friendswanna post your tag to see if we click together?>>83767527>Can't just plap or lewd right away, I like for the sexual frustration to build up a bit.same, both of us going on like 2 day or more nofap helps with that too
>>83767615Cutemochicake is my tag!
>>83767615>2 day or more nofap helps with that tooThe longer the better. it's been a solid week for me.
>>83767647>solid weekthat's fucking insane...I lose appetite for food after like 2 days>>83767633added
>>83766408I will try my best just for you, nonny.
>>83764771taggers right now
>>83769345um um who's asking
>>83756311Ado is dating me
>>83769794someone who wants us to melt our brains worshipping cocks together...
>>83769913im tempted to make the bad decision but i dont have time to yet
>>83770231i'll be waiting for you when you do have the time
I really need a friend to ERP with, I'm in a disgusting mood of fucking a "nerdy" girl like Futaba pursona 5
>>83770418purrsona
how do i get over the biologically impossible dream of wanting to date a straight guy
>>83770621Become (fe)male
>>83770694already doing that, but you know it only goes so far
I'm an expert on japanese culture and I think that rakugan is a Bakugan who does rakugo
>>83770742if you don't /pass/ good enough then yeah it's over, better stick to fetish gooning chasers
>>83770621Never give up
>>83770351are you still there...
>>83771270yes! are you gonna give me that taggy now?
>>83771405i'll do it before i get cold feetmellowdancing
i think lil cutefeet nigguh took his life
I'm looking for a friends with benefits type. I'm hypersexual, talkative, sassy and I can talk about most things. Sfw interests include reading, movies, music, and cooking. Nsfw interests include mostly anything but for me it's more about establishing a connection with the other person even if it's casual. Just no 3DPD and no overly creepy stuff.If you want to talk, my tag is _xyama
>>83771550What makes you say that?
>>83770621>>83770742Do you look like a girl?
>>83772698not enough to pass
>>83772774I know a few like you but they are "girls" at home with their guys and outside they are like very close friends, like people see it as one femmy guy and other regular guy. Dunno if that works for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8i6A-k2ShY
>>83770621I'm an unpassing tranny and I've been dating the most "straight" guy for ages... no matter how much I push and nudge he never even acknowledges I'm not a real girl...
are there metalfags in here
>>83774502cute girl
>>83774502good girl
>>83774558Hi, what kind of metal?
Good morning, how is everyone doing?
>>83774809DBSM...
>>83774570>>83774594Ew! I don't wan chasers!
>>83774570>>83774594Yuck! This is why I hate c*sm*en.
>>83774907Don't take estrogen please... you're too good for that... please...
>>83774907Do take estrogen please... you're not good enough... please...
>>83774927I'd never do that!
>>83774982Good.
>>83774809Goregrind
>>83774809mostly black, although i also like death, doom, death doom, and heavy from time to time. what about you?>>83774892what bands? i never really got into DSBM
>>83774809Melodic Death Metal
>>83774892>>83775034>>83775022>>83775032I'm afraid my knowledge in metal is too surface level as I don't know any of these... I should've kept my mouth shut
>>83775161Its like ramen, the presentation is the same but the flavors can be different depending on the toppings, what do you like listening to?
>>83775161no worries nonny, i appreciate you reaching out and asking
>>83774809thrash, power, death, metalcore (inb4 not metal)>>83775034BASEDwww.youtube.com/watch?v=4LdUjuIBtLA>>83775161dork
>>83775196I don't know like the subgenres, but I just listen to mostly popular bands...>>83775274>>83775278Well at least I'm glad I helped a bit to get this conversation going. Have fun!
>>83775332that's okay, metal elitism is stupid anywayyou could call slipknot death metal and i'll just be like yeah sure
>>83752304Can't believe I missed my chance...
>>83776123you could still have a chance, who knows...
>>83776173So is there a tag to be adding?
>>83776181voltekkerxcome say hi
How one can handle the side effects of antidepressants better? My blood pressure is too damn high, and I feel like stoner trying to hide that he is high while walking the streets.
>>83776955you get blood thinning meds but consult first with doc
>>83776989I'm only one week on them, it's probably too early for blood thinning meds.
>>83777233a man of that girth should be able to finish two such sized pizzas, or are you on a diet?
We survived the work day! Time to enjoy our evening doing what we choose! *,°*:.(￣▽￣)/$:*.°* 。
>>83778270Gona glue coins to your wall?
>>83778622I'm going to hopefully start up a new tutorial today because I want to get back into programming. After that It's food then gaming for a couple hours. A nice day.
>>83778773You are so hardworking, I envy your determination, I am having trouble in my own endeavors...
sybau tetofart
>>83780933u can be altys new tranny
>>83781282I said I can't because I am not one! I don't wanna mislead anyone like that
>>83780933What are your goals Anon?
>>83781332you are a cock sock, shut up.
>>83781332just take tranny pills and make alty happy
>>83781402Same as before but I got too anxious to play today, I spent weeks trying to climb back where I was and I might lose it again so easily>>83781403Cock sock? Do you mean like my hands or mouth rather? You kinda sound like the greedy type so probably both at the same time huh~>>83781478Not happening!
even tetopoop dissed alty alty will forever be without a tranny
I'm attention starved but I'm also terribly bad at talking to people ughughguhgughhh I'm such an attention whoreee
>>83781599I get anxious when I play at a higher level as well. Happens all the time to me in a lot of games. Like today I was only able to play one game of something because I got into a streamer game and it felt too intense. As for climbing I feel like I climb better when I play at max three games a day.
why does tetofarty instantly give into their homosexual desires
I'll take one of these (>>83781332)And one of these (>>83781746) to go please.
>>83781599You Teto I'm silver now. My garen fundamentals are top tier can't wait to destroy your autofilled ass vayne top
>>83781746raping this poster
>>83781746good girl
>>83781746Go somewhere else anon, this place doesn't have the attention you seek
>>83781865Sorry to burst your bubble but I don't think I have ever gotten autofilled to toplane during my 600 games this season, I either get jungle or support since mid is my secondary role BUT if you wanna test it for reals, you can add me and we could have duel! >>83781750Hmm it's like when I'm losing a lot I have this reason to gain back my losses so I can queue up easily again but if I win a lot in a row I am afraid of ruining it!What is the streamer game you've been having fun with? Deadlock maybe? I heard it was the big thing some months ago >>83781746Literally me but you posted a way cuter image than me so you can take this >>83781783 anon instead~
Attention whoring works again, mwahahahah! Got your ass! Another masterclass by me!
>>83782201how could you do this to me…
>>83782111I feel the same way when I'm on a winstreak because my experience has always been forced 50% is real. When I stick to my three games a day rule it doesn't apply anymore and I end up with a 60%+ W/R. I feel like It's difficult to play a lot of games in a row and be playing them all with intent. I do notice myself going on auto pilot a lot and I know that's bad. It's not a popular streamer game. Just a game that was being streamed.
>>83782201I still think this place doesn't have the type of attention you need...
>>83781403That's a funny term like a sock puppet but mastered by cock...
>>83782491i was thinking more like a marionette
My Marionette Doll Harem.
I tried being nice to sillu yesterday and he yelled at me because he thought i was making fun of him
you fucking ruined it I hate you I HATE YOU>>83782513
I've decided on my Harems theme. Thank you Anon.
since you’re going to remain bitchless for eternity im going to use the name before you for my own and you’ll just look like you copied me
>>83782681I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds kinda cool
Live
Going to bed. I have space for two Anons one on each side to be held close wrapped in my arm but only if you act quick.
>>83777233pov you're alty and waiting for your two trannies to get in bed
pov you're alty and waiting for your two trannies to get head
>>83784847that's the cuck pov lmao
>>83784888I'm tilting my head to my armpit
>>83784847Why doesn't he have a harem?
>>83784847teto as tatsumaki
>>83785230sylware got some big hrt tits
>>83784847I'm sure Alty isn't picky it doesn't have to be a tranny
>>83785553u can be altys new partner
>>83785553that dude is like a chaser to the core
>>83785553Please join our harem and worship daddy altys cock with us!
>>83785904You’re not even in the harem?
>>83786309Yeah I am and he said I'm his favorite
>>83786644Bitch no?
>>83777233...I wouldn't mind laying in bed with a bear...although I don't wanna watch mario speedruns together.
>>83788163Okay we can watch other speedruns if you want
Did anyone watch the splatoon direct?
>>83789616Yeah but I was gonna buy it anywayThey really drew out the full reveal of how the game is between the first reveal, direct, treehouse overview trailer, and then finally this directWish there was more of a focus on some endlessly replayable postgame or multiplayer raids but we'll see when it comes out
>>83789616They actually managed to make an entire direct just about that game?
I want my friend back. He just randomly disappeared without saying anything. Maybe he hates me and I'm stupid and annoying and stupid idk.
>>83791593nintendo always makes directs about their new games. You sound upsetti spaghetti
>>83792245I thought they mostly did tree houses for those, or did they do away with those?
>>83789616I did. I wasn't fully convinced on the game cause graphically it looks kinda similar to Splatoon 3. But after seeing all the salmon chaos and messes I'm convinced. And the multiplayer help aspect sounds fun.
Can someone drop the lore on Alty?
I spent 10$ on hoyo shitty games, HSR and Genshin I got the monthly passes on both.Hopefully I get yae miko and himeko nova this company is greedy
>>83793748good girl
>>83793748Oh... What about the steam sale? Want Daddy to buy you stuff?
>>83794904There’s a sale on steam? I didn’t even check. Also if you’re offering to give me stuff for free I don’t see why not but I would prefer it if it was on gacha games instead because I already got enough money on steam.
Wait this place ACTUALLY isn't good to attention whore then??? Where should I go??? Also doing the 24 hour challenge because I fucked up my sleep schedule and I'm sipping on monster right now.
>>83795787I tried this but fell asleep after drinking monster and woke up with a killer headache
imagine marrying teto and after a long time at work you finally come home just to have her yap for hours about her bad games on league.. yeah i think it is time for divorce
>>83796632I'm sorry please don't leave me...
>>83796648Do tetopoopies really?
>>83796648wtf are you doing you RETARD
>>83796034I actually am fucking owning this shit, no sleep needed and no tiredness at all, I slightly feel more retarded than usual though.
>>83797586>I slightly feel more retarded than usual though.Impossible
I love mommy sai
>>83798873Would you let her findom me?
I got C6 Sandrone and it only cost me $300 this time.
>>83798905Finpiggy...
>>83798880No I want to be her paypig
>>83798949Hey darling~
hello
>>83799636hi
>>83799049ouuughhhh I'm sorry being a stupid horny loser please take my money!!!
I suddendly got hit by a depression beam... Fuck
>>83801640same, happened this morn.
>>83796648Teto you have to climb so we can hit GM at the same time in different games that would be cool.
hey how has thread been?? I played the new deltarune and it was pretty fun
my luhrona
>>83803201what a predictable creature
>>83803265good response, have a nice day
>>83803082I think I'm done for the day... just look at the mess, both of my last two games had someone leave on my team's side, imagine rage quitting when you have a 13/6 Vayne in beast mode on your team? I can't understand these "people" >hey how has thread been?Since you are here it had a significant uptick in quality <3 I am avoiding that game until it's fully finished, I hate it when I play something, I complete it then the game gets a massive update and I have to re-learn stuff or try to remember the story, the only genres where this is acceptable for me are rouge likes or those map games
>>83802809
aaaagh I messed up my other (you) Sorry I failed again...
I think most people lose games by raging at their teammates. I see it happen all the time at higher ranks even. Gold and XP matter less than team mental defence.
>>83803588Most games are decided by which team can stack up on mid or dragon first, except top, top is always split pushing
>>83803330>>83803343
>>83803862I think you can climb by only doing fundamental things. Like never take a trade without jungle presence.
>>83803862Mfw I play top and I don't like splitpushing
Why are there so many leaguetards can't you afford good games
This is a SMITE general.
>>83804054So you suggest playing super passively except for like twice?
>>83804093I got dumped by a tranner and this is my post
>>83804093Tried SMITE once or twice. Can't get into it I just don't get it..
>>83804097In league I know that there are no(not many) neutral camps that you fight for outside of objectives. I think you can win more games just staying even. Having good back timings.
>>83804054Dying one for one is good in lane when your wave is pushing into the enemy's turret, being passive can hurt your CS and turret plate gold gains
>>83804140That's true but lol is a game about micro for the most part. Your strategy will probably work but I love the dopamine boost from soloing my enemy when I really shouldn't and stuff, but I try to hate decent fundamentals as well
>>83804161I agree. What I notice though is that lanes that fight instead of farming fall behind globally compared to other lanes.
competitive games are a waste of time. go outside and get a boyfriend or something.
>>83804138That's understandable. I know that a friend couldn't get into ADC because It's different in SMITE where you have to aim instead of like click cancelling. What was your specific grievance?
>>83804180*Have decent fundamentals
>>83804140I was thinking like this for a long time too, but in most games each team will have one or even two people who are really fed and you have to try to be that person If it's someone else and they decide to suicide themselves 3 times in a row, it's over and you can't influence the outcome that much >>83804211I will get a boyfriend in game and impress them with my superior gameplay, I love it when my randos supports wants to add me after the game but they often think I might be a woman tho, maybe it's the way I type?
>>83804195That happens in high elo, since fighting there is normally more coordinated, in low elo people die because they have no hands>>83804211I'll be your boyfriend
>>83804180I agree that's a fun way to play. I skew more towards the macro side of things because I am really bad at micro and hitting buttons at the right time.
>>83804258I play top and I reached silver but I kinda want to play mid since it feels like it has more impact overall and there are less cancer matchups. Jungle has lots of impact and practically no matchups since you dont really interact with enemy jungle 1v1 that often except early on but the problem with it is that it has too high impact. You need to have nerves of steel to play it
>>83804251dating someone you met on league seems like a fast track method to lose all motivation in life. be better to yourself.>>83804256I'll be needing your height hairline 23andme and waist measurements buttercup
>>83804251I agree that when someone is fed It's hard to win. I think that mostly lanes are even from my experience.
>>83804226Mainly the camera and all the weird ability range indicators everywhere. Its not simple and intuitive like point & click mobas and I genuinely don't know whats going on. It probably gets better after you play for a while but my interest drops fast..
>>83804256From what I've seen diving a tower is really easy in league.
>>83804326You won't even ask my name? What a slut>>83804377Depends on the elo, some people don't know how or when to do that
>>83804377You should see dota towers, their damage doesn't even scale with multiple shots
>>83804322I can relate to that. Even though I have a good record in Jungle I get way anxious because there's so many decisions to make constantly.
>>83804368That's fair. I think It's like one of those things like Fighting Games. unless you got into it while spamming 1,000 hours as a kid you can't really get into it.
>>83804446Jungle is all about macro, staring at your map is a good start
>>83804446Yeah that's why I play garen and mainly play with my team, theres just a way more clear feedback loop with them. You killed more enemies, good play, you didn't, bad play. Splitpushing is so much more complicated. Your play can be bad because you didn't back out early enough. It can be bad because you did back out too early. Maybe you just started splitpushing at a bad time. And maybe your play was good, you got a lot of gold but you still get flamed because your team isn't terribly amused after a lost 4v5
Alty green raped my face
I'm going to an escape room with irl frens this weekend
>>83805780good luck escaping the great well of suffering you were born into!
>>83805780I went to one with co-workers before and it was so fucking boring. But then again I hate riddles and most of all tight spaces.
boring ahh thread
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