/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5108>"Clarity In Madness" Edition--Stories--By VanillaTin>Heirs to the Elders (Ch. 19)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62459470By InAnOrthodoxWay>WHITEJAWhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/84181091By M4rsh4l_Legacy>The Frost on her Feathers (Ch. 33)https://archiveofourown.org/works/54569053By Rotham>Foxish Tricks (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/85506926>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541By Yigar>Usurper's Mandatehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/88072861By ScaryDrPepper>Specimen Six (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66197758>Millennia Apart (Ch. 8)https://archiveofourown.org/works/68155381By Itsunos_Vision>Shadow of the Flame (Ch.27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/64534276By Anon_Writfriend>Lost Connection (Ch.4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/86251551By VibeLordess>Three Strikes & Black Skies (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By TheEcstatic>Reconnection (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77709536By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 24)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 20)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021By Hardermeat>Slam Dingo: Aliens Took My Human Boyfriend!https://hardermeat.itch.io/slam-dingo-aliens-took-my-human-boyfriend[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84033540Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
Fang!
Morning/Afternoon repost. I uhh don't know what spurred this.
2 sluts
English slut
post bush
If dubs or any cool or funny numbers I'll start more for my ficIf not back to studying
>>84039802>Buff with bush MUH
Question, did DM ever do pregnancy art besides that panda set?
>>84039802>Huff the fluff>Smells like napalm
>>84039847Haha get studied nerd
So, did she flash you first then bang you, or bang you then flash you?
>>84039697Let's play Morgan 64!You can find installation instructions here:>https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83555353/#q83556132We will be playing Star Road, a romhack similar in difficulty to the original game.Password is "hmofa"
ANCHOR POSTPost your Julie drawings for Julie Week here!Check out her story here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48233518/Check out the previous week's submissions and collages at https://mega.nz/folder/RzcglSrQ#Iawkz4gzbxV-8jjMTNh_9g/folder/wmkDwDyJ
>>84039949so is this artist ever coming back or
>>84039992kys
>>84039992MollyAnon? It's possible but I feel like it will ONLY be to finish Match Tale.
>>84039913here's onehttps://e621.net/posts/4536990
>>84039856Its a good combo. I approve and desire more.
>>84040000quads of truthstop bragging about the artists you've pushed away you subhuman nigger
I return from a scavenging trip to /b/ and I've brought back a few things
>>84040083
>>84039786Fucks teenagers actually
>>84040083looks similar to this image i have saved
>>84040092Gotta say I like this one
>>84039697Morgan Monday comes one day earlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_pExEgoRhE
>>84039949That’s a really cute one.
>>84040123And last one
morgan... hon... you're like 30 pushing mid 30s you're not really 'hip with the kids' anymore to be skateboarding around.
>>84040092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf459-JiIcI
>>84040083Mouse Mom
>>84040131sickOC?
>>84040092fuck, i need a waifur so i can experience a comfy night like that
Morgan beefing it and smashing her face in again
Waifur's fave game is the same as yours.
>>84040131Is that the Sonic pose?
>last thread was some closet case egotistical control freak getting upset that someone else jerks off>part of his lecture was about how "normal" it is>in a thread about incels fantasizing about having relations with fantasy animal womenIf this isn't an elaborate joke you are an actual autistic retard. Like not meme internet autistic but actual broken brain autistic.
>>84039992He already took a request for me over in /vg/, so it's not like distancing himself is going to avert delivering to /hmofa/nons. If you're reading this Sable, don't take it personally.
>Waifur meets a human guy rescued from the Antrostate
>>84040239Man gooners seethe a lot when some shows them a mirror. The guy I was talking to had no issue, but you've had to bring this back up, huh?
>>84040163Yah>>84040236Nah
>>84040241nice
>>84040276It's called bait, anon.
>>84040131epic mogran
>>84040299I think they're both baiting. Someone posting yeens never comes off as a chaste individual.
>>84040299If that anon had masturbated more, he probably could have recognized the bait :p
>>84040241Bro that's LITERALLY just a mouse
>>84039992What even caused Mollyanon to leave?
petite muntjac waifur
>>84040339your waifur isnt chaste, in fact i bet she gets with furbois
>>84040345MOUSE SEXRODENT SEXRAT SEX
>>84040345Why yes. Yes she is, in fact, just a mouse. Leaves you feeling a little cheesed, mayhaps?
>>84040367Many things. People complained about getting bored of buncels, wrist issues, thread drama was really explosive for a while, Discord, whatever else was going on in his estrogen addled brain. He wasn't doing well for a long time.
>>84040345Something about this image is disgusting on a visceral level. Might be the face but niggerlicious booty gyrating isn't helping.
>>84040459Seething catcel paws posted thisProbably an orange too, ew
>>84040241what's the point in bragging
appreciate something in your life today anons. whether it's a favorite song or a food you like. life can be pretty cool sometimes.
>>84040516okay what happened
>>84040516Mark my words, we're gonna find the font you use someday, we're hard at work at it!
>>84040396>"Just heading out to the club with me and my girls, Anon...">"Yeah, Chadstein may have invited us out, but hey, free drinks.">"Yeah Chad and Tyrone might be there too but I don't see how that's a problem..."
>>84040547thought this was a lot different from the thumbnail
>>84040489pretty sure it's traced from this
>>84040513No bragging here; I'm very pleased to see he's drawing at all and grateful for his generosity. But you must understand, I am a very dogged pursuer of content.
>>84040516I appreciate my cat is a bipolar little shit who won't tell me what he wants.
>>84040616Yeah, I know.
>>84039980Hey all, BoxCrate here.I've got an update for Electroluxe! along with a major change into prose that has doubled the chapter length to around 6K words.>Update>Julie's Party, Part 1https://archiveofourown.org/works/48233518/chapters/234336071Sorry it took so long, if you want to read my blogpost about why it can be found at my new website, boxcrate.me.>>84036904This looks amazing! Super fast two, I didn't think there would be day 1 Julies. Thank you Anon.>>84038565Julie upon her golden throne that's definitely not a charging stand. Thanks for the pic Anon.
>>84040596why do you have a cuckolding fetish?
>>84040516Thank you Christpaw, very cool!
>>84040649Fuck off
>>84040449whoever complained about too many buncels needs to be killed
>>84040649>Electroluxe!Probably the next thing I'll be reading after I finish what I'm reading now. Would you say the last chapter you've made ends on a cliffhanger? I'd wait for another one if yes, too much anticipation isn't a pleasant feeling.
>>84040687Hannah died for no one's sins, she just fucked up a game of Titanfall 2, got Kraber'd one too many times and now just wants to die because of that fuckass sniper
lol
>>84040596I refuse to believe anyone actually gets off to this sort of thing.
>>84040686>>84040729>Obvious shitpost>"Hmm, I think I'll reply to it"Really?
>>84040756nigger he's responding to himself
>>84040714Kind of? I don't tease the reader intentionally, though it is part one of a multi part scene. Thank you for your interest!
>>84040687how many anthros will be crucified by the Roman Empire?
>>84040756Good thing you made 1 reply into 2.
>>84040711Desu Mollyanon did way too many. I don't have exact numbers but it would dominate his archive for sure.
>>84040718>kraberCAR is infinitely worse
>>84040649I thought this wouldnt be updated again, pleasantly surprised it is
>>84040776Not enough
Sup fellas.Since /Collared/ is dead, and also since most /Collared/ dudes go here anyways, I figured I would post my story here. Please do not be angry. It makes me sad.Anyway it's a rape roleplay cliterature about Anon and a smexy ewe, who is the POV. I remember seeing some wackass in /Collared/ mentioning more stories needed female POV several months ago and so I decided to throw my two cents in. It's about 5k words and has a predator/prey dynamic featuring chasing. Give it a read if interested in that sorta thing. If not, then enjoy pretty sheepie pic.Link: https://rentry.co/shleepee
>>84040788"way too many" does not exist.
>>84040756Yes.
>>84040802I like this sheep a lot. Thank you anon.
>>84040803There can always be too many of a good thing.
>>84040860>kemonomiminuke these DETESTABLE half-breeds from orbit
>>84040725Im more sexually attracted to the one on the right than the one on the left. is that bad?
>>84040792For as long as I'm around and it's not finished it's not dead.
>>84040894Sir those rabbits clearly have paws
>>84040901do not apologize for having taste
What do we do about the epidemic of prey anthro girls that only get off to rape play? I kinda wish we could just do missionary without me holding a loaded gun to her head. Sometimes I'd just like to cuddle with no brain splattering threats
>>84040901She would be both if that's what you wanted.
>>84040951Take testosterone supplements
>>84040951Have you tried talking to your waifur anon. Sounds like you're just offloading your inability to communicate onto us
>>84040516I'm happy to see artists finding their faith later in life. You have a blessed day too, bud.
Please go back to /collared/, you have your own thread why do you have to bring your performative fetish here.
The goslingposting last thread inspired me to draw a sensitive female
>>84041033>There's something about you, it's hard to explain...Kino.I should try to find a copy of Drive too, so we can do a showing of that.
>>84041033>sensitiveanon Driver literally maimed people, including that guy in the elevator until his skull fucking popped
>>84041016I still don't see any purpose in /collared/ existing beyond now filling the vacuum that it's presence causes.
>>84040789Hey, at least it's not a one-shot that people glorify because of projectile physics
>>84040990We talked about it together and with the couple therapist and I've gained ground in at least having the safety on
>>84040649neat website
>>84041033she meets Ryan Gosling when both of them accidentaly crash into eachother on the highway
Started reading An Unlikely Bride.LI is an on-form kobold, so I was already drawn in. The setting is rather interesting and the elf hatred is funny and welcome.First time I've read something from such a descriptive author - interesting experience even if it sometimes makes the MMC seem way more clinical in his thinking.I think I'll like it.Linking it because I have no idea if the author has put it back on the web.https://files.catbox.moe/2lzgyb.epub
>>84041016>>84041091that general exists to funnel HFYposting away from /hmofa/ and that is major gay
>>84041077...You wanna toothpick?
>>84041016You see, I would like a collared thread without homosexuality, talking about futas or systemic genocide
>>84040547Vulpine appropriation of lapine culture!Mods! Delete this bigoted predator post!
>>84041091Because most people don't want to see degradation, rape and raceplay here.
>>84041152I do
>>84041100Did I say ass to trout? I meant to say bass to mouth. Though I guess it's basically the same thing. Not that I did it.
>>84041122>mfw I actually rolled with a toothpick for a bit after watching the movie
>>84041152>degradationThere are layers to this.>rapeThere are layers to this.>raceplayWe already do this tacitly and performatively by maintaining White Anons as the norm.
>>84041121Both of these are, to a degree, HFY threads. Just one is kinder than the other.
>>84040649Kys you don’t give a shit about this place you just wanted a drawathon slot
>>84041113>weeeeelllllll>meet again >when both>our>cars>collide
>>84041181Your limits are not the same as mine, but I do agree.
>>84041198Probably true... But does sperging about it in the thread change anything? No, it doesn't.
Like I've said, performative fetish. They can't stay in their own thread, they have to get attention by shitting up another thread. Please fuck off.
>>84041100Waifurs with soft DSLs...
>>84041175>WhiteDespite being the default the actual raceplay is human male/female anthro preference. It's just that the races are species rather than colors necessarily.
>>84041240Stealth fish propaganda
>>84040516>>84041033what, doubleC's shitcord server too boring today?
>>84041269I mean to be fair, fish ARE pretty damn good...not like they need the propaganda in the first place...
>>84041077>anon Driver literally maimed people, including that guy in the elevator until his skull fucking poppedGet you a nice, sensitive girl that'd do that for you.
man the bait is getting really low effort lately
>84041297>actually bitching that somebody posted art in the threadholy shit kill yourself
>>84041243>raceplayIt's neither raceplay nor speciesplay because for the majority of people here these fetishes are repulsive. Almost no works have any notions of those and nobody posts art of it outside of the odd collared retard who wants attention.
>>84040131I love u mogran
>>84041338*posted in a hostile discord server before the threadpractice what you preach
>>84040649Make sure to update your discord about it fag
>>84041338and yet someone still bit itunless he's just samefagging
>>84041358Going to blow your mind with this. I don't give a shit what faggots are doing on discord.
>>84041338Weed Hater is likely both Indian and a Newfag given his reaction to the cytube thing (it's common knowledge that you can see the IP address of banned people with CyTube.)
I need a furry girl to huff my balls frfr
>>84041382we're gonna cover you in blood and guts then dump you in a tank full of less-than-friendly piranha girls because you keep replying to shitposters
>>84041382they sure love soaking up our artists and making them stay in there, and i care about that very much.
>>84041417oh no anon please not that, I was in my swimsuit for no reason and everything
>>84041422Maybe the reason they stay there and not in here is because it's less hostile there. Have you thought of that
>>84040131The moooorg!!!
>>84040649More Julie is always a treat, thanks for updating her story
>>84040131Good Morgin
Pleasuring your yeen wife's thick yeenis that she's embarrassed by
>>84041554Okay Shane you kinda lost me on this one, At least make her slightly more demi-anthro.
>>84041473That's not a Morg that's just a fuckass cat
>>84040092Cuddling with your Waifur is better than sex
>>84039949Bunssss
>>84040802Finally some maledom
>>84041570I doubt shane actually comes here
>>84040649Thank goodness, I was waiting for this.
>>84041120Man, I've been waiting for updates on so many stories that I just stopped reading new ones.
>>84040131Way post morg.
>>84041033Beautiful
>>84040131That's one freakin' rad Morg!
>>84040796Simply not feral enough
>>84040092nice
would you a plushy?
>>84041628Yeah, happens sometimes. Not many finished HMOFA stories and even more that are abandoned. I do find it easy to get back into the headspace needed when reading a chapter update, and more reading passes time untill an update tho.
>>84041466Okay how fucking stupid are you to keep replying to him>inb4 he's replying to himselfProbably true
>>84041694Yeah if we had a connection
>>84041718Everyone you disagree with is samefagging anon. Nobody disagrees with you. Why would they disagree? Your opinions are obviously correct.
>>84041740Nigger you keep replying to obvious shitposts I'm gonna call you stupid
>>84041611>Scratch>Sniff>It's cum>It's always fucking cumThis book sucked as a kid
>>84040802Soft collared should stay here. Love this shit anon.
>>84041762I replied to somebody's posts that wasn't just yours right now? Weird, which ones?
>>84041694Buddy I would fuck a rock if it winked at me
hoooly shit
>>84041771Hehe sucked
>>84041816
>>84041762You literally dug up a fucking drama convo that ended 12 minutes prior. Shut the fuck up.
>>84041694Anything with a hole's a goal
>>84041830looks ai generated, sorry anon
>>84041694Imagine the rubbing burns...
>>84041846Fatass catnap..
>>84041694Absolutely.
Okay yeah he's fucking shitposting too, probably the same guy, I'm not replying anymore
>>84041857>looks ai generatedWell, yeah. But where was it posted originally?
>>84041892recursive hide is your friend :)
>>84041875Beeg smoochable wet dream-inducing plushtoy wife that's incredibly possessive and doting...
>>84040123damn qaylina looks like that??
>>84041033Can she drive?
>>84041916Milf catnap is something I'm realizing I need.
>>84041916Okay I'm sold, I will the cat
Dickscord raped this place hard, god damnPeople are just full on trying to honeypot dox eachother now
>>84040449He left because he wouldn't help Boxcrate character assasinate 7oomer and got spammed by their gay little discord (magmacord) over it and decided eh had better shit to do.>>84040788He had three, and two of them got plenty of action even though he only ever drew the one.
>>84041967I don't think she would've given you choice in the matter regardless.You WILL be loved and kept in a euphoric haze, please do not resist
>>84040649Hey remember when you shit up three threads in a row seething about 7oomer and bragged about it VC saying "There's no evidence so I've already gotten away with it"
>>84040230I would watch Toriel play the worst game ever if she said it was her favorite because she is my wife and I support her.
>>84042004>>84042015>>84042033paypal me 15 dollars and i will make a genuine response to your bait
>>84042042One guy'd again....
>>84041771I got lizard pussy smell on mine
>>84042032words to get my brain a little high imagining them
>>84042058He's just gonna say screenshots don't count, that's his big ploy- pretend everyone else is the shitposter and that's it's one guy with sex phones or some shit
>>84042042Nah, don't trust paypal, he's gonna ask for a refund
>>84041554>>84041611I had a crush on Liz as a kid and this is making me feel things
>>84042058>>84042077the offer is still open, 15 dollars and i will take your bait
>>84042015You moron, Boxcrate is a shitposting petty discord faggot but you're getting servers mixed up, and i guarantee you all that wasn't the main driving factor in MA leaving.No point in bitching about it in the thread without hard evidence anyways. I know it's true, I'll try to do something about it, but bringing it in the thread won't help anything. So maybe next time, just keep it to yourself unless you've really got something important to say, and old news ain't important.
>>84042098Point the 4chanx plugin in that screenshot
>84042098Give them your bank account info not-beardo, how else will they give you the money.Actually retarded4chanx doesn't even work right anymore it's abandoned
>>84042066Maybe I had a misprint. The lizard pussy smelled like cum too
>>84042098Wow crazy anon I have the same extension. What does that "You" checkbox do btw?
>>84042128You won't do shit.
>>84042135XT does everything that X did but better anon
>>84042042ill paypal you to draw my waifur
Its incredible that the anti-discord faggot is somehow the most insufferable poster because he thinks there's a crusade behind him. I also think every discord server should die a painful death but this nigga gotta go.
>>84041774Soft collared is peak hmofa and I HATE that faggots and abusetards have tainted the whole concept. I just want a girly girl dogwife who starts her morning humming a tune naked at the vanity as she picks her collar and tag/charm for the day.
Mollyanon, Boxcrate, Vera, Doublecenter and 7oomer are all buddy buddy with eachother and laughing at you right now in their servers
>>84042162I genuinely don't give a single shit what you think, it won't change what's gonna happen. I'm gonna go back to lurking now.
>>84042194Ah yes the "If I just say enough names I'll definitely annoy those names" type schizo post.
>>84042197the "what will happen" in question is "nothing" which is why it won't change lmao
>>84042218Boxcrate and 7oomer are friendsVera and Doublecenter are friendsYou are fucking stupid if you think there's animosity between them
>>84042192>I just want a girly girl dogwife who starts her morning humming a tune naked at the vanity as she picks her collar and tag/charm for the day.Dude... I get it now.
>>84040951Watch hunting complications of her species while you gently tease her, then fuck her pregnant, dumbass. Eat cuts of her species meat directly atop of her naked body. Be bold loser.
I'm pretty sure 7oomer was the only person that actually hated Boxcrate. Nobody gave a shit about his expose.
This is the real reason anons guard their status as anons so jealously. As soon as you have a name schizophrenic retards cannot keep it out of their mouths.
>>84041243Post a black guy and the general goes wild
>>84042259I hate him too but that "expose" was retarded the way he did it and I don't know what he thought it was going to accomplish
>DISCORDBEARDO>DISCORDVERA>DISCORD7OOMER>DISCORDDOUBLECENTER>DISCORDMOLLYANON>DISCORDBOXCRATE>DISCORDDOGGO>DISCORDLOREPAW>DISCORD
>>84042259Those screenshots he used were from during the 4chan outage so at this point I don't think there's any beef between them
>>84042297i wish someone who cared about me like this
>>84042297what about me?
>>84042188>>84042194>>84042197>>84042218>>84042234>>84042239>>84042259>>84042281>>84042296>>84042305who cares?hmofa?
>>84042297OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA
>>84042297Gee anon why would they possibly not want to interact with you?
>>84042327Fat cat tats>>84042361I think he was just making a joke, anon
>>84042361I'm too autistic for all of this discord namefag sperging man
Unrelated but Boxcrate is from North Carolina
>waifur who lives to perpetuate retarded drama against you anonymously >she meets you irl and instantly falls for you>1000000 children my dream...
>>84042423Everyone who doesn't live in the state I live in is subhuman.
Consider >Capeshit waifurs
Holy fuckhttps://static1.e621.net/data/37/41/37411f4875e29989f459031037175fb6.mp4How creative
>>84042436Correct which is why California is the best
>>84040649That Julie sure is a sweetie. I wonder why she's so reticent about the eating though.
>>84042423i miss cheerwine and cookout
>>84042459FinallyTolerable supersloppa
>>84042486California I barely consider to be an american state anymore. A tumor seems more like an apt description.
>>84042471Jesus Christ
>americans wake up>thread goes to shitPost eagles you fucks
>>84042486Imagine having to live in that shithole and choosing to do so intentionally
>>84042486>shitposter is from the tumorstateKEK
>>84042471Both disturbing and extremely hot at the same time.
>>84042508Actual tumors are the red flyover states that contribute nothing and take up all the welfare money. California pays more than what it takes in from the federal government.
>>84042524Isn't this artist a huge friend of Socks
>>84042525Anon, the Americans have been up for the last 9 hours.
>>84042563Aren't you a huge faggot?
>>84042540>Year round good weather, beaches, large variety in climate,vthings to do other than OD on fent Jealous poors
>>84042297Who isn't discord at this point? Get real
>>84042218I'm glad more people are catching on to this
>>84042471Holy shit that's good.
>>84039786Is the furry fucker a meme or something?
This thread was actually always a discord
>>84042035
>>84042559flyover state is such a weird fucking term >I live on the coast and I hate the landlocked states ):<I'm in rural oregon and I just never understood it.Also no massive urban place in america has never contributed anything good in america beside bureaucratic economy shit.
>>84042502A cheerwine from Cracker Barrel here in Wisconsin is always a nice treat
>>84042574Yeah, but it's also sunday.Who doesn't sleep until 2pm on sunday?
>waifur gets self-conscious about her age and sets out on a friday night determined to find a husband>starts aggressively chasing humans
>>84042663Are you a bear or something?
>have to do work but don't want to Darn
>>84042658You don't understand it because you're not infected with the Portland brain disease
Missy, Lynn, Morgan and Bridgette are all buddy buddy with eachother and masturbating to you right now in their servers
>>84042638Artist joked about her taking bigger dicks before with her husband and also that she seduces underage young boys but the furry fucker thing is just insinuated
Post more buncelsplease?
>>84042658>flyover state is such a weird fucking termCause a vast majority are actual shitholes, anyone with skills or money get out for a reason. The only things to do in them are drinking, drugs, or sex. They'd be considered 3rd world countries if they weren't a part of the US.>t. spent time in Alabama and New Mexico
SHAME
>>84042559Ha. HA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Don't you have to go spend your paycheck to import more violent spics and drugs for the degenerate hobos you love fellating so much?
>>84040802Thanks for writing anon. I'll read it later today.>>84041610Kind of insane how rare it is here. Only other stories that come to mind are Don't unwrap until Christmas and Fog collar.
>>84042677...no?I'm human just like you man!On a side note, we should all really be talking about the benefits of having a bear wife.
>>84042724anon...
>>84042746Hey Google, what's the net migration of California for the last 10 years?
>>84042757>>84042788Quickly caught onto my mistake and deleted it but not quick enough.
>>84042785>bear waifurAnd deal with her hibernation? No thanks
>>84042765I don't live in a city proper.
>>84042826Of course the richfag deliberately lives out of sight of the consequences of his favored policies
>>84042804Why would you want more people?
>>84042502Everyone does
All richfags here should be doing nothing but commissioning hmofa art.
>>84042718
>>84042851Yeah California is great because I'm rich. Bought my house at 500k and it's now 1.5 million. I live in a suburb that chases homeless people out and to the cities using the police. I am not part of the poors, it's a good state.
>>84042671That's just what human women do.
>>84042914It's fine when AFs do it.
>>84042937Yeah they're ready to settle down after fucking horses and dogs
>>84042910Your parents bought a house and you live with them*
>>84042907Immediate, unprotected, nonstop breeding
>>84042869wdym did they stop? i mean because i moved to pnw from Jacksonville
>>84042851Rural houses are cheap, suburbia too and has closer stores.And they're even better outside the us because of no zoning retardation.
>>84042953Can’t wait for my dad to die I want to inherit his properties already lol
>>84042910And yet you vote for communism and bnwo, which is an oxymoron to your position. May a wildfire burn down your neighborhood and you're forced to live with the druggies your ilk love so much
>>84042937No it's not, I don't want some used goods that looks for a man just because she's afraid she won't be able to jump as many cocks in a year or two.
So instead of drama screeching it's /pol/tardation now
>>84042910>>84042983ok guys it's time to stop replying to the bait
>>84042953I'm in my 40s, I made money from working a state job with good benefits and investments. State jobs are actually a better deal overall because of the benefits. I recently got 19k from a family member as a gift.
>>84043009Why did you invent an entire backstory about her having rode the cock carousel? Are you always the loser in your own fantasies?
>>84042907>>84042943Cant wait to fuck the Buncel
>>84042943nigger
>>84042361>discordfag too autistic to detect jokes
>>84043091Are you fucking stupid
>>84043039Cause women are women regardless of species
>>84043039I'm not the one who's biggest fantasy is a woman "attracted" to you because of age desperation, anon.
>>84043112how the fuck else am i supposed to find a sourcesaucenao hasn't worked in years
>>84043127You literally cannot post without making up things to get mad at lmao
Oh yeah btw discord gg zt7ybqqtQ9
>>84043121>>>/r9k/
>>84043170>No argument
how hard is it not to start off-topic arguments on the human males on females anthros general
>>84043164the old panic room during the outage? what about it?
>>84043164They made a server for dolphins?
>>84043183>please debate me on my being an unironic incellol lmao
Someone mentioned me?
>>84043164That's just the old bunker discord from when 4chan exploded, if I click accept invite it probably won't even work since he sealed it off, weak bait
Post human women
>>84043219>I may never ever have sex but at least I'm not an incel!Pottery
>>84043149>what I've said isn't actualy what I've said, you made it all up!!!Why are you people always so disingenuous. Please tell us what you've meant then.
>>84042244Imagine. She's humming and swinging her hips gently, holding two collars up. One has a cute dogbone pattern on it and a silvery round tag. The other is a luxurious black leather with a gold heart charm. She pauses, looking down at the 3-months-pregnant bump in her middle, considering what will match best with the shirt she wants to wear.Hmm... But she's got some stuff to do around the house today, so why not...She puts them both down, and takes a plain, comfy cloth collar. It'll be nice and cozy with her favorite apron since it doesn't rub. Shopping can wait until tomorrow. That in mind, she puts it on and happily trots out nude to get her apron and start the day.You get to enjoy that moment every morning for the rest of your life.
>>84043141Maybe try asking or in this case read the fucking filename and also the reverse image search didn't work because it's porno, did you even read what it said?
>>84043263debate me bro! debate me bro! Women are whores because I don't know how to interact with them bro. They're all the same bro. debate me brolol
>>84043245Relationships in real life
>>84043277fuck off back to your containment general nowliterally more annoying than the unironic fagposters
>>84043272You can't accuse somebody else of being disingenuous when you literally got caught inventing hyperbolic versions of two different posts just to get mad at the hyperbole.
>>84039949Nice colors, anon! ^_____^
>>84043277Where's the /collared/ part of this scenario? A collar being mentioned and that's it?
>>84043289You've made your point, just hide and ignore the faggot from now on
>>84040230I hope she's a Xeno main in TGMC, that game's boring as fuck with just HvH, and i can hooligan as a Smart Minion.
>>84043333Why are foxes always like this man?
>>84043289>Anthro women are qweenz because reddit told me so!Lel
>>84043245
>>84043277I can visual this well. Good stuff. Think you can do more?
>>84043164Why is Doublespace's name "Eredrinsmithson"
>>84042825EXCUSE ME?I'll have you know that bears stay conscious enough to roam the house during hybernation!
>>84043321An anthro living the happily pregnant tradwife life while wearing a symbol of ownership is pretty soft but still falls under /collared/ wide umbrella.
>>84043314One post and nothing about what I've said was either hyperbolic or invented but sure.
>>84043277guh, i need like a man dying of thirst
I'm gonna safely assume the actual incel shit is just bait at this pointI've never had a girlfriend but I'm not bitter about it
I have a sweaty neck, smells a bit vinegary.
>>84043458for the last time its not incel if im saving myself for my waifur
>>84043300OH GOD!
>>84043510Of course, wasn't referring to you
>>84043526oh ok
The amount of eggs my fox girlfriend consumes is starting to get a bit costly.
>>84042910
>>84043439>symbol of ownershipI don't think that counts. Most stories use collars as a ring replacement. Even that post didn't have something like "property of Anon, call XXX-XXX if found". Saying that is collard is to claim that any traditionally feminine waifur is suddenly collared.
>>84043583OH GREAT HEAVENS
>>84043277Hot
>>84043583Thighs too developed
I ate some pineapple pizza earlier for the first time and now my throat is all swollen up I'm pretty sure I'm having an allergic reactionTFW you're an incompatible partner for Morgan now :/
>>84043593What constitutes as collared, then?
>>84043580Gotta look into a chicken farm.
can you just kill yourself already?
>>84041662Thank you>>84041933I'm leaning on "yes"
>>84043583>subtle curve between the thigh gapCultured.
always never threads endso much shit for this nigger faggot but still dead scared of mods
>>84043624we're going to need a bigger farm. i already drain eggs fast enough myself
>>84043618>What is /Collared/?Collared is dedicated to human males dominating anthros or other creatures in a variety of scenarios.As per their own thread. What part of this nice story spells out "domination" to you? Or are people retarded enough to think that traditional feminine and masculine roles are "domination"?
>>84043360Achkstually she's a mexican wolf.
>>84043624>>84043701>chicken/fox girls haremimagine the kind of shenanigans those two would get up to when you are not around
>>84042471ORN
>>84043333SONS OF MARS FOREVER
>>84043706Retarded abusefag hands typed this post.
>>84043583Goodness me
The Final /hmofa/...
>>84043736The Breacher's axe is so cool, but it gives you slowdown, so you can't even really use it seriously unless you ditch your armor entirely, which is fine, because HvH is already Calladooty, so the TTK is basicly zero either way.
NO MORE HMOFA ITS OVER
New Thread:>>84043770>>84043770>>84043770Please don't interact with off-topic posts or shitposts, nor anyone else interacting with them. Yes, they really do respond to themselves and fake arguments...
>>84043757>I dislike collared and I don't think this pleasant story has any collared connotations>YOU ARE AN ABUSEFAGI think you've had an iodine deficiency growing up.
it's all samefag, betting my kidney on itcan't even do shit about this nigger, hate this shit so much
Imagine if while a bunch of shitting was happening, IDs got turned on for all of five minutes.(IDs are on every board technically but on most they're only visible to the mods)
>Don't you think you should leave, Now?
arctic fox girl who raids the local sperm bank because she can't land any second date with human men. (She got the 'tism from jumping face first into the snow too much as a kid)She gets caught before she can impregnate herself with it, but she goes on national tv, the story gets a bit warped, she becomes famous and now many men try to date her.
>>84043841>Can't land a second dateWhat deluded thinking is this?
>>84043841>walks into sperm bank>https://youtu.be/CRrZWoBc860
>>84043995I reply to you with>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u76_6JiPcg0
>>84043878She just spills her spaghetti all over everytime
