/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5392>"Hop In" Edition--Stories--By Solomon_Goldberg >A Doe, A Deere https://archiveofourown.org/works/92774331By Doublefacedentendre>The "Fool" of Aetherhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92654406/By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 52)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Under a Cactushttps://archiveofourown.org/works/91969316>Foxish Tricks (Ch. 6)https://archiveofourown.org/works/85506926By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 32)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/https://autononymous.io/authors-and-stories/oliver-hart/the-leaves-of-fall/By somethingaboutsharks>Last Root Of Ngnun (Ch. 12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/79954151https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/154237/last-root-of-ngnunBy ResidentDegnerate>Bare Fangs.https://rentry.org/8vyhdxyhBy ThisIsARealAccount>Vipers, Nights, and French Fries (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39895998/By ReckfulAbandon>The First Lessonhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92498861By ScaryDrPepper>Knox County Born and Raised (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/62546878>Anthropocene Endling (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/80155791By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch.30)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238By Constray>For Sale: Old Manor, Not Hauntedhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92253021[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85375610Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
They need to port her game to PC already
Wife
>>85380740Genuinely will never happen. I don't think that company has ever put a game on PC. There's some technical thing they know how to do that they don't want any chance of it being reverse engineered at all so they can keep the secret to themself. That's what I heard anyways.
fort on fortfort
Need
Tactical bait post. Hide and ignore this post. And if you respond to it, lol
>>85380740Hell yes.
>>85380780Ah that’s Riley from patecko, I like the character’s personality and overall design but idk why she looks like her ass probably stinks, it’s something I just can’t not think that
Broke the chain on a zipper (day one of having them too), so Kyuu is confined to a keyring until I find a new one.
>>85380935why would you even say that
Does anyone remember old erotic story about near future where artificial anthros were created. And it's story about fox girl who was abused by rednecks, managed to escape and find help and shelter in the home of middleaged guy. Guy rejected foxgirl advances, cause he didn't want to take advantage of her (she was kinda semi-sapient), but accepts his life with sexy foxgirl upon knowing that these artificial anthros have quite short lifespan. Story ends with the guy telling her to watch her teeth when she sucks him under the table.
>>85380716this is the artisthttps://baraag.net/@axylpup/117005028596811501
flat waifur with giant areolas
emotionally damaged waifur
>>85381084Stop posting this fuck ass story and art I fucking hate it so much
Remembered to engage heavily with bait and off-topic posts
>>85380765>muramasa getting ported to PC/steam soonMight be a while before their newer stuff gets there but the more of their old catalog we get the more likely it'll happen. Or they're in danger of going bankrupt, again, and do it as a desperation move.
>>85381259It don't matter. People who know better won't do so, and the people that can't learn will actively and relentlessly reply to bait and off-topic posts. Where of course the people that know better lose since you can't have an on-topic discussion when retarded faggots fight each other and drown out any resemblance of on-topic conversation.It's an endless cycle of shit that would be solved overnight if poster ID's were introduced.
>>85381300>It's an endless cycle of shit that would be solved overnight if poster ID's were introduced.Either that or it'd create an even worse cycle of people tracking what certain IDs say and do
>>85381336I've used offsite imageboards and this never happens.
>>85381300>you can't have an on-topic discussion when retarded faggots fight each otherYou very much can, it happens somewhat regularly and sometimes it can slow down the thread shitting because people will join in on the actual discussion instead of biting.
nothing is even fucking happening
>>85381372>>85381389ThisWhat a conspicuous demoralizing post
>>85381398this is just like the dumb shit with cure like ten days ago where a whole thread got bulldozed because one dude randomly started whinging about the sperg despite him not even being present in said thread and nothing constituting him occuringit's just shit being said to be mad for nothing
>>85381355THERE WAS A FUCKING RAT HAIR IN MY BURGERWHY THE FUCK DO WE LET ANTHROS WORK IN KITCHENS?
>>85380935Can you post a link to this work in its entirety, please? In a manner which does not require logins, if possible?
Please post more of her, she is impossible to search for :(
>>85381433Patecko nuked a ton of old shit for whatever reason. Try Furarchiver; it can find most stuff you're looking for.
>>85381336It would also solve a few issues that tend to kickstart these shitfests.1) opportunistic shitposters would know better as it would be obvious when their ID that posted normally decides to start shit2) samefagging wouldn't happen, period3) "samefag hunters" wouldn't happen either4) ID filtering would fix any remaining issuesAnd a bunch of other smaller issues that solve the #1 issue: the endless off-topic tirades that get kickstarted out of the most petty, meaningless shit. And each off-topic reply inches the thread one post closer to the bump limit, it's always a cascading reaction of autism you can't stop once it started. Like the end of the last thread.Wouldn't happen if there were ID's to begin with, they'd give enough incentive not to do it. The whole "Anonymous" part is what makes it so easy to derail threads and so hard to avoid it. ID's maintain the anonymity while adding enough psychological impact for posters to self-moderate. Of course, phoneposting is still a thing, but it's not like you can easily spoof your ID's, and it's not like opportunistic shitposters that tend to be the #1 issue are this dedicated either.ID's would solve 80% of this thread's issues.
>>85381469Wow she has extremely cute claws. Is this accurate to the in-game model?
>>85381300>would be solved overnight if poster ID's were introducedMotherfucker that's called having an account!
>>85381300does anybody have the cosmic style inverse of these meme where hes semi realistic and going "this matters, all of it matters."
>>85381542Are you *that* guy?
>>85381258what do you not like about it? I havent read it but for some reason im hesitant to start reading it despite finding most of the art scenarios cute. Probably because my slop radar is going off
>>85381559Do you have mandatory e-mail verification over at >>>/pol/? No? Well they have ID's so it's not quite the same thing now is it?
>>85381542>but it's not like you can easily spoof your ID'sanon...
Spooky
>>853816124chan does heavy fingerprinting, and like I said, most thread derailment doesn't come from autists dedicated enough to bother with ID spoofing to keep doing it.
>>85381552More or less. They're rather distinctive in-game.https://youtu.be/l5Pw86B2-w0?t=165
>>85381552nta but not quite yet the face is spot on
>>85381559>doesn't require verification>doesn't require logging in>doesn't require IRL ID confirmation of any kind>doesn't require third party things like email or an appYeah bro, it's 100% exactly like an account.
>>85381612spoofing ids is annoying and also blatant when the lone new id is starting shit with the same topics
>he communicated with the weird fox creature with a suspicious grinISHYGDDT
>>85381607I don't like the way it looks and it scream AI and the story is harem and I don't like harem stuff and
>>85381637>come home>no owl gf emptying out my fridgethis world is plagued by malice and rot. for what purpose do we exercise our existence if the bare necessities for life are withheld by a higher power
>>85381651>gif>HEUGHHH>HEUGHHH>HEUGHHH
>>85381697now a misquote appears despite not existing mere seconds ago, i have angered Her and she plays tricks on me
>>85381639Oh, I've seen the face, like it at first glance. I just really like that type of claws.My fav MH monster is Odogaron too. The slender slightly curved and lethal claws are very very hot.
>>85381637I'm watching this and going to sleep, thanks anon.
>30-something possum single mom with tight jeans and work boots who works at the front office for a construction/engineering company and has her singlewide paid off
>>85381755>>85381770For a second I thought this was a different kind of dogdaughter scenario
>>85381483Butt I'm a stupid boomer baby that can't internet, and need my hand held, can you do that for me? :,(
>>85380722goddamn this bat is gorgeous
>>85381469i love her fuck dudes
>>85381894Say you're a happy little cuck who needs his hand held.
>>85381906No it isn't. It's a well drawn picture but it's hideous.
>>85381918you're a happy little cuck who needs his hand held.
>>85381915>I love her, fuck dudes.>I love her fuck, dudes.>I love her. Fuck, dudes.
>>85381961Now uwuify it.
>>85381542You're profoundly retarded
>>85381952YOU'RE FUCKING HIDEOUS
>>85381964third one
>>85381977youwe a happy widdle cuck whow neewds whis hand hewd :3
>>85382026Now type it in Tibetan
This is so retarded kek
>>85382026Hmm, cute. You get one.
>>85381552Yes
https://x.com/Teropode_art/status/2099913404462895180
Slapped some colors on shortstack tsundere deer officer.
>>85382087now draw her crying while doing taxes
>>85382087>Don't grab my hornsWas there an accident?
>>85382063so why did he remove his art anyway?
>>85382087sexo
>>85382087The nipples;| --
>>85382087All Cops Are Boobies
>>85382087>yuoHow do you misspell handwriting
>>85382114Artists are fickle. Happens all the time.
>>85382087Hex liked that hair style ::::3
>>85381637I watched it and the victory pose she does after the little berry dance is extremely adorable and makes we want to get my hands around that waist and hug her as close as I can to myself.
>>85382087Short cop to be bullied
>>85382166dyslexia, ez pz
>>85382166because it's funny
>>85382114because you gave them personal freedom. artniggers should be locked up with nothing but drawing utensils and have their vocal chords surgically removed if we were a proper country
>>85382114dunno, probably incest or because he wanted to move on to other stuff. i'm the guy who used wayback to find several of his older things, but i could probably get back at it if i had more time. so little time these days...also furarchiver is down and i knew that before asking you to do those things because i needed a laugh, sowwy
>>85382166Lets pretend it never happened
>>85382211in no world, even a fictional onewould she ever be a cop
>>85380935Holy shit you’re right ngl I see it too
>>85382211too late too late too lateyou have to draw her leaking milk nowI DON'T MAKE THE RULES
>>85382087cute tsundeer, she's really coming along nicely.
>>85382205Sorry, anon, butt I'm >>85381894, and that wasn't me who played along with you.Get kink shamed! :p
>>85382256uwaaa... i'm so red in the face and misled... so this is how it feels...
>>85382205>>incestAren't they step-siblings?
do not be tempted by VERMIN
>>85382205I have saved all of his drawings if I’m not mistaken. All of them were in furarchiver except the one with her doing the jack’o pose.I also commissioned nsfw edits of some drawings he made
>>85382301tim was originally conceived to be a shota so it really doesn't matter teebeeaytch
>>85382127I love big fat inverted nips so much....
I wanna smell her asshole...
>>85382171Draw Juno from beastars spreading her ass cheeks wide pretty please
>>85382113Her bf grabs her horns when she blows himShe actually doesn't mind it
>>85382316Was he? I thought patecko just had a clear short guy fetish
>>85382313you should totally absolutely definitely catbox all of those like a cool awesome dudebro would
>>85382087Unless she's a reindeer, she shouldn't have horns. Why do you niggers not understand this
>>85382363I would but unfortunately I’m fucking retarded and don’t know how to. I could just post them here but it’d take time
>>85382087Mmm... yes, this is tastefully P for me...
>>85382377Put them into a zip file and upload it to catbox, ezpz
>>85382313Example
>>85382301no they're actual siblings IIRC
your wife is such a skag
>>85382377>store in folder>zip folder>drag and drop folder in catbox>share link>make sure the link works>post>???>profit
>>85382338I almost did already lol
>>85377766
>>85382392Shortstacks are not P
>>85382411YOUR WIFE LOVES SKUB
>>85382430MY WIFE HATES SKUB FUCK YOU
>>85382412Seems easy enough, I’ll try to do it during the weekend
>>85382425lowercase p
>>85382414>no anus>no pussyYou can do better, please do
>>85382364Stfu niggerArtists draw what looks good and they don't need you to tell them what to draw and what not to
>>85382392>>85382425Is P just a JAV actress?
>>85382414Have you drawn Juno other times?She’s MY waifur and love to see art of her.Also she looks lovely in your art-style
>>85382507>Artists draw what looks goodOur own love to do that
>>85382364none of them are real you ultratardnone of the fuckable creatures in this thread should walk on two legs, they do because it makes them funall durr may have antlers if the artist feels like it, i dont care, and my dick definitely doesnt care
>>85382440YOUR WIFE HABITUALLY USES SKUB WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKINGSHE'S A SKUBAHOLIC
>>85382412Noelle looks so fucking hot staring down a big human cock.
>>85382414Looks like shit.
>>85382507>Artists draw what looks goodI wish they did that. I really do.
embedded p
lies of p
>>85382568>everyone contributing to this thread has to tow the line of purity or else we'll decimate them and they can never ever do anything but /hmofa/Hmm yes I wonder why this thread is dying, totally not because some faggots act 1:1 like leftists with their purity spiral bullshit
deer girls that do this to (you)
>>85382666better than elden ring
>>85380780Holy shit I haven’t seen that character in ages, I had written a fetish story with her in which she found her brother with drugs and whooped his ass with a belt
>>85382494That's why I said "almost"!I'll work on a proper spread :p
>>85382680miquella gives me a hardon
>>85382680Last area was so shit in the base game it ruined whole experience
>>85382524P much
>>85382709GET OUT FRAUD
>>85382735you would too, don't even lie
>>85382363>>85382402>>85382442She looks like she gets cucked by human women
>>85382708I’ll be waiting twin
>>85382709weird way to say maliketh but go off on one king
>>85382749nta, but she actually looks disgustingdoesn't even have the slightest bit of fur
>>85382749I DON'T FEEL ANY FUCKING ATTRACTION TO HUMAN FEMALES AT ALL
>>85382750She actually gets cucked by a cat girl
>>85382771you're so right babe>>85382775>>85382785>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she
Lies of P, she's actually a "d" shaped waifur
>>85382785this, but unironically
>>85382789I was shitposting before but if Tim doesn't get busy with that Bunny girl, I'll draw it myself.
>>85382566Surprisingly only once, especially since I find her adorable (and too good for Legoshi!!).>>85382754Since I'm already doing this request, might as well do two to three more, so hit me, anons!
>>85382820on a related note GOD i wish tomato went back to drawing anthro babes. nothing but straight skinfoids for a year........... i miss his scythe mouse
>>85382869>so hit me, anons!mmmmmm boobiketh pwetty pwease >>85382820 >>85382873
>>85380935>she looks like her ass probably stinksThat's just the anal glands.
>>85382869Krystal in her loincloth attire looking at viewer obviously that her loincloth moved to a side exposing her pussy
>>85382869About fucking time someone’s doing requests while I’m online.This gal of the artist posspowrred taking a shower, dissapointed of her own naked body
>>85382869Fat-knockered otter chatting it up at the beach with a guy at one of those cabana bars.
>>85382944i think it's just that people haven't been doing many requests in general this last week
>>85382869Requesting THE Spacewhale drawing one of the requests you'll be taking
>>85383010It's because they HATE us and want us all DEAD.But also Dorisanon made picrel for me after I asked, idk if that counts
>>85382996I can tell he tried to draw a different face but the vision didn't fully realize
>>85382996zamn
>>85382902based femaliketh enjoyer........need big tragic FTHstacy wolfwife greatly....
>>85381952What exactly is hideous about it?
>>85383048>DorisanonHe goes by Phil/Pill
>>85383151Take the philpill
>>853831391. Her breasts are small2. Her boobies are tiny3. Her chest is flat4. Her mammaries are undersized5. Her chesticles are dimunitive
>>85383189Phil 'er up
post big kitties NNNOOOOWWWW
>>85383196flatphobia will NOT be tolerated
oughhh ougggh fuuuuuuuuck imagine this happening to you imagine a 48-year old woman looking at you this way >>85383196wtf don't diss flat girls like that
>>85383231not even a foot guy but i wanna lick those
>>85383202>ask for cats>get four foxes in a row
>>85383231>>85383283the previous image is even betterthe gap... you can see straight through it...
>>85381733Good taste.
>>85383288us feline enjoyers are oppressed
>>85382869Roxanne wolf trimming her cunt fur
>>85381469she's cute but you have to ignore the creator
kitter butt
Give me the pubes give me the bush give me that Amazon rainforest
>>85383324Why would a robot need cunt fur?
>>85383345troonslop?
>>85383202big kitties NNNOOOOWWWW
>>85383202Imagine the smell.
>>85383357She needs a cunt for fucking
>>85383357Bio-robot, use your head anon. and why she’d do it? Well because you can’t give a show if the costumers can see your pubes sticking out of your thong
>>85381630Sauce?
>>85383196They’re C cups what in heavens earth are you talking about? Lay off the porn dude
>>85383139It looks like a scooby doo monster. Who are we kidding even asking to extrapolate. Thats a spirit halloween mask on a flat chested woman's body
>>85383428hmmm nyo thoes are b cups
>>85382338She's anxious to hear what you think :3
>>85383492my eyes went straight for that nipple and now i'm thirsty
>>85383492Looks like shit.
>>85383492Mine went to the face and how it's indistinguishable from every other dog he draws
>>85383315my bad, have a cat
>>85383492Looks pretty nice!
>>85383288>>85383523
Cerb Wife, Good Life
>>85383492I love it and will treasure that drawing. Thanks anon!
>>85383393mom in dungeon making ends meet every day
girls dont accept guys with small balls so guys shouldnt accept girls with small tits
I want to rape this dog. I want to defile this dog. I want to break this dog. I want pin her down against a weapons crate and turn her well-kept fur into a matted mess as I yank her bow. I want to reduce her eyes, which once beamed with curiosity and optimism about the human race, to become sullen husks that teeter on the edge of breaking down at the mere mention of humanity as she lays in a puddle of discharge, conflicted on her feelings of love and violation. I want to rape Fay Spaniel.When I'm done ruining her holes, I want to force her to lap up all the juices off my cock. Then, I'll shove my superior human dick down her throat. Tears streaming down her face and muffled screams vibrating my dick, Fay will try to push back while gagging as I push in deeper before ramming like a piston against her muzzle until she's forced to take my second load. Finally satisfied, I'll pet her head and tell her she's a good girl and that she's where she belongs. Fay will then settle for being my personal bitch and will learn to love it, after awhile. The words FERAL BREEDING EVENT wouldn't even BEGIN to describe the primal, unhinged, and raw RAPE that would occur if I obtain visual contact with Fay Spaniel. I love her so fucking much. I want to fucking obliterate her tight barely legal virgin ebony cookie until it turns beet red, blistered, chaffed, and prolapsed. Fuck. I NEED FAY. I NEED TO TREAT HER LIKE A FILTHY DOG. I NEED TO VIOLENTLY RAPE AND BREED A LITTER INTO HER ALMOST LEGAL EBONY COOKIE. I NEED TO BREAK HER. I NEED TO IRREVERSIBLY CHANGE THE COURSE OF HER MILITARY CAREER AND LIFE WITH MY FUCKING COCK
>>85383492
>>85383642>>85213889
>>85383664Such a hot cub.
>>85383642Thank you for sharing it with the class, Tommy
>>85383680>Hitting that with the redirect Newfag! Have some respect
What the hell, someone thinks my Hilde is hideous!? Now you’re going to give her blind ass a complex. But to quote frankenfurter “I DIDN’T MAKE HER FOR YOOOUU.”
>>85383809Gawd damn, them some big ears.
>>85383606First I thought you were making up the manga title but then I looked it up and saw that it was real. Japanese sure like using the story synopsis as the title.
ate a cookie so big and fat I feel sick
>>85383713Why, there is no black men posted in this thread.
>>85383822There's a reason for that, I forget though
That Time I Fucked An Anthro Female, Died and Got Reincarnated as a Gigachad Who Cucks Furbois??? Volume 24
>>85383809Yeah she's hideous. I'm not going to pretend to spare your feelings. Draw an attractive character and you'll get compliments.
Thunderstorms have developed along an outflow boundary wheremoderate instability exists. A gradient of favorable DCAPE existswith the most favorable conditions across southern Ohio. A limitingfactor is that the mid level lapse rates and flow becomes lessfavorable farther south deeper into the ridge axis. Expect gustywinds of 30 to 40 mph from these storms as the outflow pushessoutheast across southern Ohio thru the afternoon. Can not rule outan isold strong to severe storm if favorable boundary interactionenhances an updraft. Along with the gusty wind threat - storms maycontain brief heavy rain.
>>85383809Hilde is smoking hot and that anon is clearly gay and or blinder than she is.
>>85383893The angle on this piece is hot as fuck
>>85383866Like 60% of the art posted is terribly proportioned goonslop, but this is the one that is hideous? >>85383881I would a weather nerd waifur.
>>85383809I will never forgive you
Waifur who's out of touch
Isolated thunderstorm waifur (femcel)
>>85383945Is she out of time too?
>>85383935I have eyes that can see. Yes. She is hideous. What about X other OCs doesn't change her fuck ugly face.
locked in rn chat
>>85383846My only assumption is that they are easier to copyright and easier to search for.
jerkin it
These accidents happen, sometimes at the expense of pride.
>>85383809Why don't you try drawing some really big sloshers?
>>85384036And she's out of her head when (You)'re not around
New kitty class just dropped.
>>85383809Cute bat
>>85384102She gets to the Cloud District VERY often.
>>85384046Anon, you can just say you don't personally like her, you don't have to keep sitting here going on about how "hideous" you think she is.
>>85384083Your pictures are ugly and they are not even funny
showing your waifur videos of dudes in fursuits firing guns and telling her "look babe that's you"
>>85384083@'d Phil for this one
>>85384127If you haven't noticed, that is the salty hater, who is letting his deep envy of all artists be known today. Best not to waste your... breath? (You)s?
>>85384083thought that was captain underpants from the thumbnail lol
>>85384127I'm not going to explain standards of beauty or objectivity to you either. Feel free to stay delusional about it.
>Character needs big tits, or else
>>85384201You know I was willing to assume you were just rather strongly expressing a matter of personal taste but now I can see you're just a dickhead.>>85384189Also what this anon said.
>>85382944Little does she know how rock hard her body can make anons >:)
>>85384189Its not an envy thing you dope. If you were cognizant you could ascertain what I'm bringing up about it.
>>85384213nothing wrong with a flat waifur
>>85384189I'm starting to wonder if he's a very insecure artist and he's trying to chase any other artists off so he can be the /hmofa/ drawfag.
Do you think anthro femcels would play gacha games featuring human male characters of questionable age that they spend all their money rolling to get then schlicking to pornography of?*cough* blue archive *cough*
>85384247I'm plenty aware of how ass mad you are that artists draw, and anons enjoy said drawings.
>>85384295I'd prefer one that plays Boys Frontline
>>85384284maybe but considering for how long "someone" has been trying to drive out any and all artists I'm not so sure
>>85384189It's kind of sad because I thought there was legitimate criticism coming from him but if it's just lashing out then there's nothing to gain from it.
>>85384295theyd just play the furry version of mgq or something
>>85384284For fuck sake I'm criticizing an objectively ugly character design. I don't hate the artist or want him driven off. Get a grip.
>>85384194I imagine that was one of Minhee's childhood crushes.
>>85384330I don't think you know what the word objective means. That and you have an attitude of "I'm right about everything and my preference is superior".
>>85384236PEAK PEAK
>>85384236tasty pov beeyotch>>85384344krupp do be kinda goated with the sauce
found this
>85384330"Objectively"You don't know what that word means.
>when Dimmi sees /hmofa/gs repeatedly responding to bait and off-topic posts
>>85384315Yeah, I had that happen before with the anti-Doris concern trolling. It really sucks the lengths people will go.
>>85384236Poor girl. She needs a nice (human) man to make her realize how beautiful she is.
>>85384315Am I on 4chan or a on a reddithugbox in here. I'm not lashing out of envy or anything like that. How dare I criticize a specific work I guess.
THIS MAKES ME SO MAD I'M GOING TO SHOOT MY WINDOW!!!!!!!
>>85384381rip dumb hell mutt
Guys, I'm sorry, we gotta put the thread on hold. We gotta have the waifur rater analyze all the waifurs to see which ones are cute and which ones are ugly
>>85384315I think the worst part is that his sperg outs cause people to hate legitimate criticism, because they think it's him.
>>85384394>Cockmongler reference>WOW! It's fucking NOTHING! referenceWhat's next on her oldfag reference checklist? Fingerboxes? TURR CLURRB? Shoe on head? Hey wait, that last one sounds cute, actually.
>>85384413You coulda just said you didn't like her, you didn't have to say she's objectively hideous and then act like everyone else is a moron for not agreeing.
>>85384435>empty egg cartonAnd fitting for Dimmi
>>85384415FUCK MY MOM IS GONNA BE HOME SOON!!!!
>>85384435>Shoe on headBut dimmi doesn't wear shoes
>>85384356>>85384383The character is objectively a hideous ugly creature and if you subjectively like it that's fine, good for you. But it's not conventionally attractive in any way or meaningful facet. Like it all you want to your hearts content.
>>85382996Edit anon must give her big fat inverted nips
>>85382944>Help her relieve stress by banging her missionary on the counter there>She leg locks>Start licking the sauce off her face>She's weirded out and un-leg locks you>You tell her it tastes really good>She re-leg locks
Next time just ask me to make a template, DWD.
>>85384462>FUCK MY MOMIs that an offer?
>85384471>Not conventionally attractive=ugly
>>85384471See, you're still just being a dickhead about it, and passive-aggressive too.>This is 4chan, we're all jerks!Common newfag misconception.
>>85384443Because she objectively is. And if you subjectively like her. Thats fine. But standards of beauty don't stop existing because you're personally upset with criticism.
what would your waifur think of the fact that the united states will fall within your lifetime?
>>85384083kek, good stuff
>>85384513I've been getting nastily accused of being a bad actor or trying to drive out the artist for criticizing an ugly character so pardon my tone. Its not like people replying to me are being fucking charitable. If you don't mind acknowledging that, thank you.
>>85384470She bought a couple pairs to tie and sling around the powerlines across the street so people know where to buy her world-famous Dimburgers, made with real furbois. So she's using one of the spares.>>85384477Cut her out too if you would be so, so kind and buff and hot and stuff.
>>85384535Already has the hat
>>85384535Happy, right until it actually happens.
>>85384553Honestly, nah I'm not gonna acknowledge it. You kinda started bringing it upon yourself.I think it's best if you just be quiet about this and we move on now. That's what I'll be doing.
I notice he doesn't call out all the clinically obese art, but this is where he draws the line.>deathfats good, butterface bad
>>85384477lol
She IS kinda ugly I just didn't say anything...
>>85384593>turning a beautiful lithe flatty into a titcowi hate coomers so much
>>85384617and even still, you don't hate coomers enough.
>>85384557I hate my job
>>85384593what the fuck are those proportions jesus
Asking a random spider lady "How do I shot web?"
>>85384579And in one post you've confirmed to be the very thing I'm being accused of. Fitting. I don't appreciate you wasting my time.>>85384614It would have been nice if you had mentioned something to that effect. It's not like the drawing has feelings, and the artist can handle criticism of one piece of art.
>"criticism">She's objectively hideous my opinion is right and you're just morons
>>85384435>Dimmi is reaching MILF/HAG status soonAnons....
>>85384662You will be paid graciously for your service... check under your doormat in three days.
>What do you think about this?>I don't like it, it's ugly in my opinion, I would prefer X Y or Z.>OH MY GOD YOU'RE CLEARLY A FUCKING SHITPOSTERI'm just getting sick of the artist coddling, they already have a discord to hang out and stroke each others egos in, you really think they need to thread to rise up as their personal army and defend them?Whatever, I'm the shitposter now too.
>>85384724she'll always be 28 in our hearts
You know what I know how to prove she's not hideous.Graphite-anon I'm psychically beaming a vision of a drawing of her to you, I hope you get it.
>check under your doormat in three days.He's gonna get killed.
>>85383809>>85380722Shes cute but i can’t swim best i can do is do a impression of a brick falling in the water :(
>85384750>Making shit up>Bringing up discord out of nowhere >"Whatever, I'm the shitposter now too."Now? You always were
>>85384477
human males on uuuuuhhhhhhh i forgot how it goes
>>85384750but that's not criticism
>>85384750As I was saying I was talking about objectivity. So you're not even interpreting what I was trying to say correctly. So just shut the fuck up then, ingrate.
>>85384477>>85384807tradition demands a dickbutt
i'm such a fat chudanthro women would never love me
>85384471You OBJECTIVELY stupid nigger, that is not how those words work at all! You also forget where we are, because "conventional beauty standards" to not apply here, otherwise EVERY waifur is "objectively hideous".Hell, even "conventional beauty standards" are subjective, you fucking monkey.
>>85384764i need crazy dimmi who lights up like a lightbulb when she sees me...
>>85384838Remember when someone was putting dickbutts in the Aggies back when they had background art.
>>85384809What do you mean??? It's absolutely criticism! Here at /hmofa/ we only accept the finest!Hey guys, what do you think of my story?>It sucks and I hate itUhhh why?>It sucks. It's badly written.That's not...in what way?>It sucks, it lacks anything a good story has.Can you be concrete???>I don't know what you mean man, anyone can see why this story is bad.
>>85384883>Hell, even "conventional beauty standards" are subjective, you fucking monkey.Yeah they often vary from culture to culture and throughout time have changed.
inb4
>>85384883Beauty doesn't have it's line drawn at anthro waifurs. I'm sorry, but this line of shit you're dribbling out of your mouth is exactly the same thing horribly ugly human woman use to warp what beauty is because of their envy over objectively more attractive woman. You can ditch the arrow all you want. Your argumentation is weak and so are you. Don't reply to my post again.
>>85384764demidoggo so face when you ask him to draw something that isnt dimmi or susie for once in his life
>>85384958very well could be since it's so easy to bait here
>>85384477>>85384838
>>85384986Man, at this point just shut the fuck up. You don't need to have the last word, and clearly this isn't going anywhere but causing trouble.Just stop, dude.
>>85385006New OP pic
>>85384986Can your stupid fuck ass at least SAY the things you don't like about her and actually put it into words?? Rather than just go "she's hideous". Maybe then people will stop treating you like the shitposter you fucking are
>>85384992Clearly very little people here can even discern the difference between critique or bait. No wonder people rarely bother to offer the former. The amount of replying to me desperate to frame me as some kind of bad actor or troll or what have you is unreal.>>85385011I'll refrain from copy pasting your post back at you, and know that I share exactly the same sentiment.
>>85385019Fuck off and take your whore with you
>>85385006She's so proud of her son.
>>85385040I don't think you're a troll I think you're just an insufferable asshole.
>85385042Yeah double it, dickbutt OP for new thread
>85384986You are the stupid idiot that uses "objectively" and "subjectively" incorrectly. You are the only one who is dribbling shit from your mouth.You do not even have an argument, you are objectively wrong on all accounts.Like an anon has already said, just stick to the subjective phrasing of "I find it hideous", rather than your limp-dicked "iTs ObJeCtIvE!!" Bullshit.
>>85385059Likewise.
This is your humie husbandos dad.
>>85385066thirding just for the meme
Is it wrong to cuck a woman?
>85385040You didn't Critique anything, jackass. You literally said she's hideous and "objectively ugly" and did not elaborate upon it once. Again, that's NOT criticism
I have a headache
>>85385101If retards like you thought it was shitposting and bait then you'd stop biting and replying because you'd be giving a shitposter what they wanted.And no, I'm not that anon.
>>85385073Something tells me you're one of those people who talks a big game and acts tough, but if anyone in real life ever confronts you, especially someone stronger than you, you immediately pussy out and back down.You just give me those vibes.
>>85385071I'm not going to entertain a greater response than this: you insisting I'm using "objectively" and "subjectively" incorrectly doesn't make it so. Too bad. Try again. Or save yourself the trouble and refrain from filling out the captcha. Because I am correct on this. But you've already resorted to slinging insults so this conversation is already over.
Fffuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>85382996>>85384474Must draw nsfw Lorepaw
>>85385126Who’s the artist?
>>85385122This.
Bake me a thread, threadbaker.
>>85385132She's not real anon, she can't fuck you no matter how much you stick up for her.
>>85385155Otter crotch fluff
>>85385143I love how you've been asked to elaborate on what makes you say she's "objectively" ugly and you didn't bother to respond because you don't have a response.>>85385101>>85385038
>>85385082looks german
>>85383486do you think leafeon girls smell minty
New Thread:>>85385190>>85385190>>85385190
>Dickbutt with furred whore instead of multiple new art posted in this threadI hope our baker won't listen to shitters
>>85385155Ough... big, biteable and shameless. Just the way they should be. I love her a ton, including the more realistic muzzle and maw, thank you!
>>85385155They don't look inverted
>>85384083I don't understand the joke
>>85385165no idea, try reverse image searching it
>>85385006the natural order has been maintained
There are two types of shitposters. The shitposters themselves and those who reply to them.
>>85385260Someone needs to edit the " if you speak to a goyim there are 2" image to "if you speak to a shitposter, there are 2 of them."
>>85385260Are you *that* guy?
>>85384906I posted a story last thread and haven't even been told it sucks yet. The anticipation is killing me.
>>85385244something was mistaken for a worm
>>85385304And what did she do?
>>85385336tried to put it back in the jar
>85385143You were never able to give a greater response, hence your misuse of the words. And the only one insisting something wrong here is you, as unlike you, I have substantiated how you are objectively incorrect.Beauty and attraction are subjective, as supported by the famous saying "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", but also the fact that this very thread exists. No waifur follows any "standard beauty convention", something that you insisted be followed, hence why your usage thereof, only demonstrates the fact that you are a bad actor.Again, and as always, all that YOU are capable of, is insisting that X is Y. Unlike I, who reasons why X is Y.Even what would normally be an insult, is only an observation, because you really are a stupid monkey.This is also not the only time that you've insisted the conversation is over.Literally wrong on all accounts.
>>85385195Forgive me for missing some posts. Especially the dickless anon that omitted the > praying I don't see it and reply. What a total own by the way. You really made it marginally more difficult to notice it.So, for starters the sharp, aggressive lines of the face communicates danger. Threat. The bat face is a cluster of triangles, jagged teeth, and sharp angles. A small point of contention among beauty is the size of the nose as well. It's a huge sharp thing right in the middle of the face and it's not even a debate that smaller noses are preferred over large ones by the general human male populace. Maybe an anthro male doesn't care, but we're all human. It's not objectively attractive. Symmetry is also a big deal and look, the face is not only tilted, but it's also just asymmetrical enough to look odd. It's not conveying beauty. It's conveying the face of a dangerous predatory animal. And, I have to stress, it's entirely possible a thousand times over to depict a predatory animal in a cute way but this piece does not. The design language of the character doesn't invoke gorgeous. This is a horror picture piece. And unfortunately the lines and tone of the sketch itself doesn't do it any favors. Artist of this. You are talented. I love your other works so far. This isn't a gorgeous feminine creature. At least, not in the manner it's been drawn. But this could pass for a rough in Spooky Stories to tell in the Dark. Its unfortunate that specific way she's been drawn gives off this result. A different artist with a different style could make this monster design work. Just picture somebody like LorePaw or ReckfulAbandon drawing this very same character. Thanks for reading my explanation. Get owned, you pathetic loser who's just posted right above me, because there are objective beauty standards and you being a simpleton doesn't mean they go away. Get owned. Get fucked. Get lost, mongoloid.
>>85385634NTA but >>85385122
>85385677BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!This is your "thorough critique"!?'The predator looks like a predator, and that scares my baby brain'!?!?'Humans find small noses attractive, so this non-human fails the human metrics'!?!?'its tilted, and that confuses my baby brain into thinking it's not symmetrical by 0.000001 inches'!?IS THIS "THE PLANAR FACING IS CORRECT" FAGGOT!?!? it has to be, because nobody else is as arrogant and wrong about art!!!"Get owned. Get fucked. Get lost, mongoloid."XD
>>85383809Those ears look like a snake hood
Yeah I gotta agree with that anon, your critique just boils down to your own personal tastes that you think are the objective truth and damn anyone who says otherwise. And regardless, you're still a massive douchebag and I bet I could kick your ass.No (You) for you.>>85385786You can have one though.
>>85384663unfortunately mineru does have fucked up proportions normally
