Post horses, talk about horses, ride horses, worship horses.Kissing editionprevious: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85305582/
>>85494766It's crazy how Mamimi completely changed people's perception of Komi.
>this is your brain on horsecock
>Shhhhhloouuuorrrpppp
>>85495050>The Hero defeats the Demon King after a hard-fought battle>With his dying breath, he curses the Hero, transforming him into his own horse's penis>When the horse returns to town alone, at first everyone fears the worst>But the town mystic figures out what happened, and informs the Hero's fiance>The curse is, sadly, permanent>He'll be a horse penis for the rest of his days>The fiance is ecstatic>Her beloved is alive>She loves him>No matter what form he is in>So much so that she is going to go forward with their wedding, despite the circumstances
New Patlabor looks wild.
>>85499976
we need more kissing and weddings and romance
>>85500562Kissing <333
>>85495130should be sued honestly
>>85503591Why would you punish someone for doing a good thing?
>>85506415he fried my brain and my sexuality, I want reparations
Let's attach this to the OP https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/Horsed/type/op/
>>85506835>I want reparationsSuch as?
>>85507172enough money to buy a farm, maybe even some farm animals
>>85494766>Kissing editionSure!
>>85507404wood wives kiss their husbands
>>85496525>>85507404Need
God I wish horses could knock women up
Knock
>>85512442
>>85512450
Irony, the horse penis will now eat the chinese woman not the opposite
>>85514807beautiful musky stallion orbs
>>85507404horses are pretty mouthy, some are probably good kissers, i’ve heard it’s also trainable using peppermints
>>85514807>>85515641is there anything better than big round sweaty horse balls?
>>85516266
Japanese idol who loses her curated image of innocence, purity, and virginity when pedigree documents reveal that she's the mother of 2 racehorses
Logo
>>85516600>Strangely enough, this only seems to further increase her popularity and music sales...
>>85517088She should give birth to foals for ensuring her success
>>85517933Well I don't think she would plan on stopping even if it ruined her career, what she should really do is start profiting off of her stable duties by recording them...
>>85516266Those heavy, sweaty, musky orbs make me drool
Flares are made for the cervix. A perfect fit.
>>85518270For the womb and ovaries too
I wanna make out with both ends of a big handsome stallion <3
>>85520423Fuck don't we all...
>>85520423Many are saying this
>>85521751Kiss more inside
>>85522091Any deeper and they'd be practically shoving their heads in there...
why do you want to kiss asses so much? not that im complaining
>>85523133Butts are hotI wanna kiss things I find hotthen end
Am I doing it right?
>>85524399developers, start doing this
>>85524901Doing what?
>>85525004this!
>>85525032Oh er right. That.
>>85525075it's a reference to that meme where when there's a rat race, the males are biped rats, and the females are human girls with rat ears
>>85525163Ooo! That sounds like a fun idea! I’m inspired! Should write that one down on my ‘Big list of ideas and things to do’Sounds amazing!!!!!
>>85525197you sound like you're being sarcastic
For the anon that did the catbox in previous thread, did you do more? Which app you use? Where can we find these?
>>85525248No I’m not
>>85526776then post some of your ideas!
>>85526931I’d go into them but they’re not suuuuper relevant to Horse on Woman.Unless you count ‘cursed into being a mare to fuck stallions’ as related to it. But that’s covered by another thread.
would getting fucked by golshi be horsed?or would it be umaed
>>85527334You know what? I’m going to say ‘Yes’ just because of the reputation she has for getting her mates to be madly in love with her.And because ‘haha Uma estrus cycle jokes’Also you can’t outrun an Uma no matter what you do.
>>85527410i want to get raped by an uma...
>>85527286no no, go ahead, tell me about your ‘cursed into being a mare to fuck stallions’ idea
>>85527525>human cockone job
>>85527682ok i might actually be blind
>>85527525I should get serious about building up a waifu roster and umas to run but I just never seem to get the time…>>85527597Ooo…I’m kind of ‘saving’ some of these to seriously write them in a legit story but:Just imagine some ‘cursed horseshoe’ or a. Stud book or getting forcibly drafted to getting fucked by some stallion to bear foals to improve and make MORE OF his particular breed.
>>85527724Interesting idea
>>85527802It’s my very particular and ‘specific horny’It also feels like not many people make stuff nowadays that’s new so I thought to go into business myself!
>>85527836*forces you to use the cursed horseshoe* >:)
>>85527927Wait stop! That’s not very NNNEIIGHHH!! >covers mouth
>>85528012Now you're gonna have to do it~
>>85528048Nmmggg do NEIIGHHH>shakes headI-I mean do nothing! I…I do NOT like…handsome…uhh…stallions…
>>85518270True
My wife telling me it's my turn
>>85529849Immediately thought of this after reading that
>>85530928Careful lesbians, horse allure dykebreaks you
>>85531159One night in the stables and years worth of a relationship get thrown out the window
>>85531229i miss JL so much
Assume the position.
umas and ponies are an improvement over ugly cuck art
>>85532295>SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF <3
>>85532667>SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP >>33
Horsed
>>85533895>>85534154He should turn into an horse alien and show her how it's done
>>85531229we need newer vtuber horsed ai audio
>>85534154musky horse cock and balls are so good
Nonnies, its totally normal to own 4 horse dildos , right? I'm not some kind of freak that's into horses, I just really like the shape that's all, I'm not obsessed in the slightest!
>>85536021>>85536021the dildos are the weird part. Like why wouldn't you be obsessed? Just worship your living, breathing stallion and drink his cum like a normal person. It takes a real freak to be satisfied with some dumb pieces of rubber that don't even throb, and tasteless j-lube instead of horse cum.
>>85536021>nobody:>trannies: i will now wreck my butthole with a dildo alone in my roomstop being an embarrassment for once in your life and get some land for your mare wife
>>85536237I can't exactly say I'm fully satisfied with them, you're right...>>85536290M-mare..? What would I do with a mare nonny?
>>85536021I just have one... Do you use all four at once? Do you have a favorite?
i miss /wfag/
>>85536586I wish, but I'm not loose enough to take more than one. I just use different ones depending on how I feel. The first one is entirely for my mouth and the last one is my favorite because of the knot and the cum tube. Also I realized now I technically have 5 horse toys, not 4
>>85498666I wish I was a horse penis...
>>85507404do you have more of this artist's work w/ horses? pussy deleted it from his discord and I can't have the gubbamint interfering with me & Jill's bedroom activities.
>>85537386There was an AIfied catbox of this
>>85538608Wut?
>>85536021I only have one... But just that was enough to demote my human one to just warmup...>>85536757Cum tube seems to be too much work, and waste too much lube, but god damn does it look hot in videos
>>85539659mmmmm messy kisses
Need fat horsecock pumping spurts of thick cum all over me.
>>85542609>imagine the smell <3
bumppppp
>>85538709Some anon made an ai with that pic
>>85546192
>>85544723Poor girl got her brain cells deep fried
>>85536610Me too, bud.
>>85544588You gonna share it?
>>85536610They aren't dead dummy >>85535187
>>85546284my hard working farm wife!
>>85546453Previous threads on desu has them and apparently >>85541165 they keep being deleted
An old favorite
Gathering magic ingredients...
>>85547987The three stages, acceptance, degeneracy, denial
>>85552098
i love horses...
>>85554984That's an horse girl like the umas? But she has wolf ears
>>85501975fuckhis balls are so fucking big and dark <3
>>85546657It wasn't a catbox but that fellatrix image with the girl that cleans horses and is the little one
>>85494766Beautiful
If someone in a story was to breed horses specifically for sexual compatibility with humans, how close could they get to some of the images here? What kind of equine sex god (or goddess) could be created in a hard sci-fi story?
>>85562630I suppose some kind of big equine with an organ that pours liquid into the human partner to make it a good donator or host for horse genes
Hands
>>85494766Soulful
donut
>>85569527Cream filling
>>85569527>>85569589Yum
HORSED? Sure!
>>85572630only for the toughest!
Kissing and wedding edition? Sure why not!Sparrow A Little Ditty, Diane.
>>85574428
>>85574435
>>85574457
>>85574428>>85574435>>85574457>>85574475This is it, I masturbated to this so much lol.I can imagine it being a TV series.*Opening theme* I'm Married to a Horse!"I'm home, hubby!"*Horse sounds*"What? We need more apples again? That's my hubby"*Horse sounds*
>>85574485Id slap his ass (get it?)
>>85536757great taste there with the conola, I have it in xxl and bouncing on it is addictive
drinking horse slavil drool, by estanofuego
top pic is hot, bottom half isn't. I don't like seeing an open horse mouth and teeth like that, it's kinda creepy
