/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5421>"Royalty" Edition--Stories--By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 33)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776/By Phaffabout>The Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/By ResidentDegnerate>Birdfeederhttps://rentry.org/tbb6coetBy Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 54)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Under a Cactushttps://archiveofourown.org/works/91969316By Sovetski>Before Dark (Ch. 27)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021/chapters/248235201By MrFanMan42>Survivors of a Shattered World (Ch. 33)https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609141/By Hills_of_mud>Polecat short storyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92978716>Knight and kobold storyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92860841By Anon>Untethered - prompt oneshothttps://rentry.org/pn6f9he4By Kuzconaut>Strongbird (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82473541/By ReckfulAbandon>Songbird (Ch. 14)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56948341/>The First Lessonhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92498861By TheHonorableAjax>The Tales of Prince Anonymous (Ch. 15)https://archiveofourown.org/works/56298574/By Solomon_Goldberg>A Doe, A Deerehttps://archiveofourown.org/works/92774331[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85499022Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
focks
>>85504758>>85504767Ohhhh mb. Is he the guy that goes "YEAAAAAH!!!! WHO WON THE LOTTERY? THIS GUY!" It's been so long since I really played any vidya. I did play through I think one New Vegas quest line.
>>85504783socks
>>85504794Yeah that's the guy lol. Whenever I see read your stuff I imagine it's that guy who wrote it
>>85504816I fully support the narrative voice being that guy jazzed about not getting crucified.t. balliver_hard
>>85504783ATA GANEV
Used goods human men for used goods anthro women program
>>85504842>that dumb yellow whore is gonna OD on heroin and choke on her vomit and fuckign diegood
>>85504842
>>85504839On a more serious note, I'm glad you actually keep up with your stories. It really is appreciated, pretty ubiquitously. Which is very impressive for any thread
>>85504755Checked
>>85502434need that image... with her >>85502791
>>85504842it just works>>85504857i don't think she would've tried to blackmail waltuh, which is what started that
>>85504794>>85504739Makes sense. Honestly I might just upload to one of the more generic webnovel sites, like Royal Road or Scribble Hub.
FELLOW DRAWFAGS, I CHALLENGE YOU!!Draw your waifur wearing the virgin killer/destroyer sweater!!
>>85504841https://youtu.be/3h7hIvXv-cMWhich waifur is the most goy? Which is the most jewish?
>>85504947my waifur doesn't kill people, she is nice
>>85504947Looks like shit.
>>85504947that trend is over unc
>>85504872Thank you. These dumb little stories are dear to me, I guess. And others, or so I've gathered, lol.And, I'm at the stage in my "writing career" where I've learned a process that works for me. Those craft books that tell you about "three drafts" aren't lying.Sidebar, but on the topic of craft discussion, I know for a fact I'm going to have to go into Leaves once it's truly done and edit it + spellcheck ANOTHER time. I'll likely silently update the web copies once they pass the final check, so most people won't notice. More like quality control. Also, because the plan is to generally produce a publishable digital copy of Leaves for print, Epub, .pdf, whatever, I really want it to be error free. I know this version is the "revised" version of TLoF, but I let so many bullshit spelling/grammar/continuity errors slip, and I don't want them to end up in the print copy
>>85504842katia is the goods, men are the usersperfect synchronicity
>>85504995What do you mean three drafts? Also, what writing books do you read?
>>85504976I am the trend-o-mancer!! >:)
>>85505007the use hers
>>85505043use lass
Tomorrow i should doodle more critters, what kinda critters should i try?
>>85505007I wish I was the swing set
>>85505084Holy CUTE!!!!!I LOVE THIS CAT!!!
>>85505084calamity continuing to be incredibly oriental
>>85505031>Three draftsA lot of professional authors follow a rule of "three drafts" -- you write a zero draft (basically a mind dump). Then you RE-WRITE the entire book with the zero draft on one screen, and the current draft in front of you. Then for "draft three" you re-write "draft one", ultimately producing a "second draft", or "three drafts".>Also, what writing books do you read?The first one that comes to mind that helped me a LOT as a writer is called, "Self-Editing for Fiction Writers." It is a tremendous read on the actual mechanics of structure, dialogue, and narrative tension. Highly recommend to any aspiring /hmofa/ writer.Another good one, "On Writing," by Stephen King. Yes, it is part-memoir, but there is some timeless advice in there, too. Also, this is where the "three drafts" method comes from.Finally, "Zen in The Art of Writing" by Ray Bradbury. I LOVED Bradbury, and think I have read everything he's ever written. This is a really good read to write emotion. I take the principle of letting one emotion guide an entire scene seriously, and I got it from Bradbury.
>>85505118Do you ever go on /lit/? Is that board worth visiting for recs?
>>85505084Vee riding one of the giant bugs (the one that gets killed with the grenade) from Starship Troopers
>>85505177me thinking about my waifur
>>85505177TANK BUGI think it was called that, haven't seen the movie in a while
>>85505201Ye the ones that fire their molten BS beam at people and remind me a lot of the boulder beetles from Pikmin 1
>>85504947Take your furfag OC somewhere else
I like this borzoi girl whose similarities to any existing character are merely coincidental. She should be called Anabelle or Anastasia, something like that.
>>85505177Quick and the Dead...
>>85505166Actually, yeah! I used to frequent /lit/. I don't go there much any more, but I've read a lot of the /lit/ canon. One of my all time favorite books is a rec from /lit/ (Roadside Picnic by the Strugatsky Brothers) (also the literal inspiration for the STALKER game series).>Is that board worth visiting for recs?I can't say how it is NOW, but back then, yes. Tbh tho, if I were to give you the "used to be literary" hot list of books that would be /lit/ and appeal to /hmofa/:>The Stranger by Albert Camus>House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski (all time GOAT book)>The Road by Cormac McCarthy>Notes From the Underground by Dostoyevsky>The Martian Chronicles by Ray BradburyAgain, I am a /lit/ pleb, so this is probably a scoffable list to people better read than me, but I think all of those books are basically canon to /lit/ now, and all of them worth reading in my opinion. Each one of these books has probably shaped me the most as a writer, lol.>Me getting to use my /lit/ folder again
>>85505278The Gartic Phone of loathsome characters moment
>>85505242Imagine an anthro version of that.
>>85505325wrong thread buddy
>>85505084draw katie
>>85505409There's about four now, maybe specify
>>85505084A sentient humanoid rock version of Lynn ala Land of the Lustrous.
>>85505425draw matey
>>85505278>>85505319its almost a joke how many borzoi girls are out there with that name. like all the most uncreative people that know how to draw had the exact same idea for the same character. or they're all just making knockoffs of each other.
>>85505084requesting a fat stupid mexican and his fat stupid burro wife please
>>85505283Oh man I love the road. And maybe some /lit/ people would scoff at you but honestly I find the people on certain boards are trying too hard to come across as elite in their field. /mu/tants are pretentious about music, so I am sure /lit/ people are pretentious about books. But I'm not at all surprised you like that book, it's a great pick. Another normie one, but I love fear and loathing. That was the book that made me get into reading, as in stuff that wasn't made by and for hmofa enjoyers
>>85505425the SEXY one
>>85505499Yeah! Great pick. I love Thompson in general. I went on a spree in my college years and read a lot of his journalistic work. Dude was a true generational talent. RIP.I'll have you know that I don't use the board anymore, but was a huge /mu/want for many years, and continue to be a musicfag to this day
>>85504947counter-challenging all drawfags to make TRADITIONAL drawing of their respect OCs topless and censored with the drawing implement they used>>85505520katie is mad uggo (and that's a good thing!)
>>85505477I'll tell you how it happens>Artist makes borzoi girl>Knows borzois are a russian breed>Looks up female russian names, so it fits her better>Anastasia is at the top because it starts with A>Sounds nice and exotic enough so it's frequently picked
>>85505556>make TRADITIONAL drawing of their respect OCsgee i really butchered that one didn't i
>>85505477Banging this >>85505278 borzoi and having a chud furson called Anatoly who grows to marry a human woman called Anabelle who then give birth to another Anastasia.
>>85505084draw fox Katie
>>85505556>inniesYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH
>>85505540>was a huge /mu/want for many years, and continue to be a musicfag to this dayThat's what struck me about your stuff. You are a very musically minded writer
lol
blasto more like glucksto
true luv!!!! :'3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7b21j_L6qM
thread human males who go this hard?
>>85505520>Implying the original Katie isn't sexy>:(>>85505606A man of taste
>>85505698foxes smellcats smell too but it's good smell
>>85505102Calamity would love you too, she likes her fans>>85505112She's the Cantonese kind of oriental, or her worlds equivalent to that anyway>>85505177Seems pretty complicated seeing as I'm still new to this kinda style>>85505278I already have an Annabelle! They can be Annabestest friends>>85505409Do I have to draw her with Zombrex?>>85505433i don't know what that is but i like rocks and rocks are good for shading>>85505488HOLASHOYHOMELO CHINO
>>85505278How he got banned?
>>85505673Morgan and the Withered Hawk
>>85505722I'll bet he went too far on /v/ or /vg/
>>85505719>Do I have to draw her with Zombrex?Kek, nice reference
>>85505739I think he just jokes about cure
wot if ya wafer was a robot m8
>>85505722Spamming report.Turns out it wasn't all one guy that time...
>>85505761I don't think making fun of retards in /trash/ is against the rules.
KEMONO IS CRINGE
>>85505739Surprised I haven't been b& cause of something on /v/ yet desu. I even posted snep 2b's ass once and got called a faggot.
>>85505799>feralposting gayfag trying to help clean up the threadror
>>85505788installing tik tok in my waifur's skull
>>85505810well i think you are a faggot
>>85505619>That's what struck me about your stuff. You are a very musically minded writerDamn, thank you. I mean that, because that's what I aspire to, I guess? Like, I want a story to feel like a songwriter wrote it. That the prose is lyrics, and there's a melody you feel but can't hear. That's the stuff.
>>85504755Story update>Temple of the Quiet Storm (Ch. 4)https://archiveofourown.org/works/92852156/chapters/248553311More slice of life stuff, but I promise this is a Kung Fu story AND a romance story, and we'll be getting to it soon enough.
>>85505722Checking the magma, he didn't say a word there so we have no idea.
>>85505810you sound like an all-around moderately straight guy
>>85505719>Seems pretty complicated seeing as I'm still new to this kinda stylethat kind of thinking didn't keep london strong and alive during the blitz m80, corrrr
>>85505810Pfffft>I dipped my toes in the water guys I'm surprised I haven't been bitten by a shark yetThat's nice kid, come back after you've dumped the entire Blaski After School Bun Time in a Cream thread and got a custom ban message for pissing off the mods.
>>85505722Probably a random sitewide 3-day ban over some meaningless bullshit, happens
>>85505878Damn that's hot.Gonna repost this BRB
SEX WITH....moot????
this look does something to me
>>85505722Again, all I can assume is that maybe he posted something vaguely furry and risque on, like, /v/ or /vg/ and one of the overly anal jannies slapped him with a ban.Probably left other content up with similar levels of lewd but because it's the thing the janny likes, it gets a pass....
>>85505990that's someone's son
>>85506039The what
>>85506016here's mine
>>85506067What in the goddamn...
>>85506067..................................would.
>>85506067*sigh**unzips*
>>85506067>that chin and bellyoh brother you can tell that's a fat ass
>>85506067Do the fake boobs bounce when you fuck him at least?
>>85506108unf imagine the grinding
>>85506067oh hey i motorboated that one
>>85506067>>85506108>>85506116fat men smell the absolute worst. disgusting gays.
>>85506145Bruh
>>85506145bruh
>>85506145bro...
>>85506145buhruh
>>85506145OH NO NOW YOU'RE MAKING IT AWKWARD AND WEIRD
always with this furfaggot. fuck off
>>85506145krrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkk
>>85506145i hope you're not the guy who went around asking artists to draw morgan at their booths...
>>85506178i think...
guess we doing /sfur/ now
>>85506195Anon I think that's exactly who it is
>>85505804What I mean is that he is not banned but picture post was made as a joke about cure
>>85506195Please tell me you're shitposting, that would be so much worse than any of the gay jokes if true, Morgan has already been exposed to way too many furries as is.
>>85506145
>>85506145Lucky.
>>85505868>story update gets ignored over furfag suitswas planning on starting this tonight, so good timing, i look forward to it.
>>85506206I mean, /hmofa/ kind of has been a proxy for /sfur/ content since people mostly post solos and there's not really a general female anthro thread available. Unless you count those "post below is your new body" silent image dump threads as /sfur/ threads.....
>>85505868I don't read your story, I'm not interested in it.Normally I don't say that because it's rude, but this Anon>>85506251 wants you to have your efforts acknowledged.
>>85506254/trash/ /sfur/ died long ago and /b/ /sfur/ I'd wish upon no one.
>>85506231this did happen, yes.
>>85506206hannah standing watch at the shape machine and the second everything becomes red triangles she starts convulsing and crying
>>85506145Based
>>85506251Watch as it doesn't get carried over to the next thread because the baker will copy/paste the OP without bothering to check for any updates.
>>85506145I don't think you belong here...
>>85506251Well maybe if kung fu stuff wasn't so GAY and LAME and had more BIG BAZOONGAS we wouldn't have this issue
Waifurs worshipping each other's feetpaws
>>85506204i FEEL SEEL
>>85506273Which waifur would fit this variant then?
>>85506145I think you belong here...
What the hell am I doing here...I don't belong here...
>>85506303Lynn, genuinely
>>85506210Tell usWe need to skin that faggot alive
>>85506251glad to hear it, i hope you enjoy>>85506267thanks for being honest. sometimes i wonder if i should shill my story more to offer the thread a different topic of discussion instead of whatever gayness is currently smeared across the page, but i don't want to come off as a shit-stirrer
>>85506303soot
>>85506300>athletic tomboy cat woman>cool as hell bird with a bow>fishdog that singsi mean...
>>85505673>Morgan cheating on AnonShe wouldn't do that
>>85506195nah artbegging is gay I just usually buy a few comms at each one if theyre like $10
>>85506145Wait a minute, I recognize those man wearing girls-pants!https://x.com/t1000_polyalloy>>85506330I also hope you never give up on your dreams and continue to write and finish your story, at which point I might give it a second chance.
>>85505947I've gotten those. 3 days for completely innocuous shit you didn't even think twice about.
>>85506329Lurk moar and the answers will be revealed to (You)
>>85506337compile these into a folder pretty plox, just for the experience of seeing normiemorgs
>>85505556My New Ohuhu grey set arrived today!
>>85506335Fishdog that sings, gives godly head and has big flipper arms to hug you withAlso potential slight size difference for extra sexo
>>85506360y'gotta put the ohuhu over the obooboo...
>>85506360Nice fuzzWhy is she so suspicious?
Are there any truly trad waifurs that actually saved themselves until marriage?
>>85506414Kill yourself for trying to start this fucking samefagged to death argument for the five millionth time.
>can deal with ink brushes but not watercolors It's over
>>85506352I know it's same faggot that was posting photos from his gay car adventures
>>85506414My wife Krystal
>>85506427Ikr Im a chud
>>85506443So it's GraphittiAnon or whatever. Could have just said that.
>>85506456That's not how you spell graffiti
>>85505556I low key need that nipple colored copic
here's something i've been working on(1/5)
>>85506453Fat little chudfurs....
>>85506462I'm not a nigger who thinks vandalism is art, why would I know how to spell it?
>>85506480(2/5)
Going to furcons and asking random furfags to draw Morgan is just...its gross and disrespectful to Morgan and spirit of this place. Shame on you
>>85506462i already knew it was jack because jack is a fruitcake and likes morgan (draw more morgs jack)
>>85506489Because you should be able to speak English?
>>85506493(3/5)
>>85506497How is that any different from begging every twitter tourist to draw Morgan?
>>85506480>>85506493>>85506511This better end with sibling incest
>>85506511(4/5)
Sometimes I wish I lived in America just so that shit would happen and I could meet people.Then I remember that shit like furcons where everyone knows each other and have sex orgies is practically exclusive to America and I realize that losing my mind in a desolate Eastern European shithole where nothing ever happens is not as bad.
>>85506505Sorry, he's "above" such lowborn ghetto concepts. Whg remember words and terms that're beneath your moral and societal station?
>>85506337pretty
>>85506519(5/5)
>>85506511>you got any games on your phone
>>85506511at least she's brushing her teeth
>>85506520Poland, Romania, or Russia?
>>85506513We don't do it. So called twitter tourists do it here by their own choice
>>85506353>>>85506500uhh already ahead of u buddy!! >>85505673
>>85506462The shitter is trying to get a collateral
>>85506539The one that's most to the west, yes
>>85506532CUTE
>>85506532>big beautiful waifur and cute daughteruthe man is living the dream. if only we all could be so blessed.
>>85506480>>85506493>>85506511>>85506519>>85506532this is fucking adorable
>>85506511>>85506519>>85506532my little eldritch night terror can't be this cute?
>>85506532Should have saved this one for next monthImpressive work though
>>85506554Ohhhh yeah, that makes sense for Virus to have drawn her, yeah yeah...
>>85506541Right, I'm sure someone like Lorepaw knows exactly who Morgan is...
>>85506426I have never seen this actually answered
>>85506414>>85506448his wife krystal
>>85506597That's because it's a giant shitposting arguement that gets brought up in the cycle alongside pedophilia and homosexuality. It's a part of the "infidelity" shitposting loop, nothing more.If you don't have an "answer" to that """question""" then you should lurk moar.
Twitter is not sending their best, they're not. They're sending tourist, they're sending larpers, and people who, frankly, just aren't very good. We need to secure our border, crack down on illegal crossing and tourism. I promise you if I am elected it will get done.
>>85506532Kek, super cute, well done! :3
>>85506642why does she look edited in
>>85506480>>85506532
>>85506642MHGA!
>>85506480>>85506493>>85506511>>85506519>>85506532Aww, that's so cute.But also>tfw never ever
>>85506592First thing I drew for this place was Morgan because she is nice. Drawathon helped but artists come to this place and draw not because some anons beg us.
>>85506592morgan knows who lorepaw is
>>85506691>literal snot-nosed brat
>>85506642Even you were a newfag tourist at some point. We should welcome them but warn them about predators like cure
>>85506532
>>85506659You don't have A10 eyes with a level 10 perception and esoteric wisdom. I've seen a couple shoops my friend and fake pixels don't look like that. That's 100% real all American photography. God bless this country.
>>85506691Bratty critter....needs marriage and affection correction
>>85506480>>85506489>>85506493>>85506511>>85506519>>85506532wowie!
>>85506691I prescribe full nelson creampie with orgasmic overstimulation leading to a good nights rest.
>>85506780Finally, she has the breast size of consent.Too bad her snout isn't long enough, she's not hmofa, sorry.
>>85506706I mean duh, who do you think he got the outfit from.
>>85504783For me, it's artic fox. White power.
>>85506757thank you wise white man. i was worried we lived on a horrifying hellhole in which waifurs were replaced by witches with skin for a second. thanks for clarifying for the latinx/chinx hmofa fans
>>85506780UGH GOONSLOP. Dial it back!!!
>>85505868I'll gladly take another chapter to this, I'm enjoying it quite a bit so far.>>85506360Clean lines, also nice boobies.>>85506511Knowing that she's your daughter makes her giant teeth cute somehow.
>>85506834Noh
>>85506833I love how all the effort went into the girl and the guy just looks like an uncaring sex doll she bought for $14,000.But if I point that out I'm gay for looking at the guy.
Writing a story. I'll let (you) know how it goes.
>>85506851There's nothing wrong with THAT picture, dummy. Don't glorpify Zhao on my watch, buster brown.
>>85506888this fiend is so fucking hot with her jean shorts
>>85505520I needs the sauce so bad
>>85506875the bnoy WILL be given huge massive udders one way or the other, it's inevitable
>>85506906/hmofa/
>>85506906zaq. he engages via the magma tho
>Google's gestapo is going to NARC on me for RIS the picture above>mfw right below it it matched it with news outlets so the source is kosherI love forced AI into everything
>>85506926When Dadnymous teaches Sophie the periodic table.
>>85506926okay now requesting that drawn with jin's face
>>85506941Cosmo, you CAN turn your tripcode off!
It even dug out a Reddit post talking exactly about the source of these lolhttps://www.reddit.com/r/TheMatpatEffect/comments/1u1lltb/the_imposing_3d_graphic_of_text_cp_is_an_image/
Oh my god.I know who Sable is.
>>85507010yay
>>85506926Elemental loli waifur who can transmute into different materials?
>>85507010yeah, my bootycall
>>85506815Morgan hates anthro men, she'd never let him wear that outfit
>>85507068>lorepaw>"men"
>>85507010She's from animal crossing
Yes having files on my drive literally titled "child porn" is sure a good look and won't raise any suspicion (they're all basic bitch memes) (three total)
>>85507092If I had a nickel for each Pokemon adoptable I've seen that follows the same formula and almost the same damn art style...That being said, would.
>>85507068Oh please, that catboi is more effeminate than Morgan herself.
>>85507127LiS if it was actually good
>>85507092Mmm...edgy girls with dark aesthetics.....
>>85507095No offense Anon but you aren't as important as you think you are. You have to give them a reason to search your drive.
>>85507150And thank fuck for that. Last thing I want is to have cops knocking on my door because Google's "AI" thought 3D letters saying "child porn" were actual CSAM and automated a narc report.The most illegal shit I have on my hard drives is a metric fuckton of pirated media and software. All legal content, sans the acquisition method but no one gives a shit about that.
So in the end, it will be Americans that'll ruin /hmofa/, as they'll be the only one doing guerilla work in furcons to infest the thread and the idea.
>>85507179I don't think Google AI has the authority to narc on you...
how do you think they would feel about hmofa?
>>85507242post the GVH cap
>>85507053Hm. Lying is very bad, you should be ashamed.I would have prepared a MUCH nicer dinner if I had known you were coming in your best outfit!
>>85505520Oh, so you meant Angela.
>>85507266>I don't save any 3DPG anymore.you never should have to begin with
padless feet with furless soles are just too niche for me
>>85507242Black Templars are not known for their leniency
>>85507242They probably have never even considered it as a topic.
>>85507242the imperium is technically the most furry friendly faction >the more wolf-like the space wolves get the more chaos resistant they become>several other SM chapters that are loyalist have animal-like mutations >the abhumans and straight up beastmen lifted from fantasy that are IG sanctioned >felinids are actually highly adept at fighting and tracking tyranids >etc>rogue traders communally have all sorts of weird aliens on crew both sapient and feral
>>85507242https://youtu.be/afpn6skCDhA&t=109they are based and hmofa pilled
>>85506935>>85506937I see. Thank you both for sharing. I need more excuses to lurk anyway.
>>85507328Is there a single main character in UT/DR that isn't either a child or pedophile?
>>85507369Stop the Dess slander
>>85507369the knight can technically still be rudy
>>85507328
>>85507039Let's pause the discussion for a moment to be thankful that Mollyanon was born a hmofag. Okay, resume.
>>85507396Kek wtf
>>85507401you and me both
>>85507401>born a hmofagAnon, I... He's from here, but he wasn't born here... He was born somewhere else.I'm not saying anything that would give shitposters ammo, but 4chan isn't his first place to post art in.
>>85507433Then why say anything at all
>>85507433you were 30 seconds too slow lol
>>85507425genuinely incredible disappointment when this finished loading. wow. so close to greatness but had to make it fagshit
>>85507425its the duty of furbois to provide their bodies for the pleasure of human men
WTF is this? I'm crine rn
My name is Morgan and I was born here
>>85507487you're so right babe
>>85506532holy kyoot
>>85507485more boy butt for me!
>>85507485Many such cases. I've been tricked all too many times by surprise cock. It's a sickening feeling.
>>85507039Sauce on this?
>>85507485There is nothing closer to greatness than the sight of a male anthro of comparatively inferior stature presenting his bare bottom to a hefty, beating human cock.anyway thanx 4 cumming to my tedtalk
>>85507580the man (allegedly) formerly known as mollyanon, or as some now prefer to call him: sable_wren
>>85507610You're welcome Weird Eyes Cream.
>>85507635
18 retard niggers in the thread at /trash/hmofa/
>>8550764818 retard niggers getting fucked
A sith lord?
You playin' with me? Stop playin'.
>>85506874Is it a stupid idea or a based idea to write non-canon chapters where the MC bangs the main cast in an anime harem-type situation?
>>85507610Bad touch!
>>85507706I'd read it, but you're gonna get pushback from the /pol/shitter cross posters who use this thread to autistically cope with their lack of companionship
driving in the nevada desert with your waifur on a chilly night in 1992 while this is playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZTwjljm5qc
>>85507706This is part of the infidelity shitposting loop again.>>85507737Samefagging it as fast as he can to try to kickstart the """argument""" since we're close to 300The same shitposting over and over again.
>>85505556New OC ElsaShe wants to save the Aryan race with >you
>>85507706>>85507737I'd love a harem story.
>>85507706Eh honestly sounds a bit dumb, I'd find it off-putting. Needs to have a narrative reason at bare minimum.
i like this image
>>85507761It's actually not. The story is sfw otherwise, but it would hurt the group dynamic if any of the main cast got together. Was wondering if non-canon chapters was a thing people did.
>>85507780oooohhhhhhh wowie now we're cooking with gas
>>85507780>>85507834No different than /shitted/, go back >>85467686
>>85507780>>85507834Suddenly, cosmonauts.And cosmonaut zombies.
>>85505520the art and expressions are so good here but they might be too good. i'll be honest i am not reading all that and i never will but the expressions say it all.
>>85507780>>85507834BASED!!!!
>>85507834she needs beach stormin' FREEDOM CORRECTION
>>85507780doggo............... hear my plea....
Rats make me drool
>>85507852those are nazis you bonehead
>>85507903oh my god big boobs and tail and hair for miles
>>85507917The cosmonauts (and cosmonaut zombies) were supposed to scare them off, dork.
>>85507941if cosmonaut zombies are a reference to something i dont know what it is
>>85507780Very unexpected, but I'm a fan.
>>85507957Don't worry about it. Just grab a gun.
>>85507957Moon’s haunted.
>>85504947She already wears a sweater, now she looks more like a cutie.
This outfit on any anthro instantly makes them irresistable
>>85507743This for me:https://youtu.be/eFg1AGuAGYA>Getting high with waifur and cruising the desert listening to QOTSA and old Kyuss
>>85508002Noted.
>>85508002It's got to be true, because my first and only thought was "WIFE".
>>85508002Those boots on any anthro instantly makes them irresistible.
Waifur who eats salad... *out of a cup*(4chan doesn't have italics so just pretend the text in asterisks is in italics)
WHY are khajiit women like this
Lost my primary drive so most of my art is gone. That's okay though because I didn't care much for my digital art :)
>>85508017I've spread my ideas, how exciting...
>>85508140>He doesn't know how to recover data
>>85508140DudeYou didn't have it saved on the cloud?
>>85504947No thanks, I don't like slutwear.
>>85508153Had to reinstall Windows because the entire install fucked itself
>>85505878Where fur?
>>85508157I don't use cloud storage at all
>>85507999bnuuy sexalso checked
>>85508202all anthros look like plastic dolls until proven otherwise
>>85508177>He doesn't know you can just do a repair reinstall without losing personal files
>>85508211It's over
>>85507999I like this bun
>>85507999Bnuuy tripsChecked
>>85508226I tried it just wasn't working, I could boot the PC up and get into windows but I couldn't even access the explorer, the drivers were gone, everything was fucked
>>85507780wtf that's hot
>>85508270You poor bastard
>>85506060There's a hispanic cartoon avatar youtuber who talks about furshit, movies, cartoons, etc. in a vain similar to jaiden animations. Her avatar is that raccoon. She reviewed the beverly hills chihuahua movie a while ago, and confessed her first crush was the german shepard(I think, can't remeber). She drew herself hot and bothered by the irl dog. There is also porn of her character and the dog. I will see if I can find the channel and video again. I do know that she took down the original video(s?) because she basically confessed to to wanting to fuck the dog, and the comments made her feel bad.
>>85508287
>>85508289Maybe don't.
>>85508289Maybe do.
>>85507282How come there isn't more of her? Her design is super cute.
>>85507780Woah Aryan Avian Mama>MicronMy nigga, hell yeah
been drawing for so long that my thumb is starting to hurtthink that's a sign to take a break for now
>>85508329because katie makes everyone horny for sloppy oral and smelly pits and fat tits and fat fat and literally me and angela is dr. insano
>>85508329The scarcity of her presence, both in fanart and regular art just makes her more alluring.
>>85508295just make a /bfur/ thread already
>>85508386>Replying to it
>>85508329Because the loudest voices in the thread have the worst taste
>>85508329Lorepaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Spacewhale's back I see
>>85508329I have to see what her shoes look like before I can make the call. Sorry, boss.
>>85508329Probably our only dalmatian too yet the fat cat got all the art.
>>85508419you can't just beg him to draw EVERYTHING
>>85508419Who’s the artist? Whats their deal?
>>85508465Even if I said pwetty pwease and typed thirty ellipses afterwards..............................
>>85508421Isn't he a NEET? Why would he leave?
>>85508499Zaq/Anon3345/Zamoshvik, local big guy. He's presently busy with commission work at the moment however.
hey guys oney here you fellas are kinda funny
>>85508572booo get out bring cory in
>>85508572Tell Cory to draw Belladonna from Trials of Mana, thanks Irishman.
>>85508342All traditional artist fall under three houses Micron, Uni Liners or Copic Multiliner (the expensive ones)
>>85508572no way
>>85508572How fat are you now
>>85508550Are people going to shoot me if I draw this dog?
>>85508572Cork or Crumlin?
>>85508683Shoot their goo? Yeah, probably.
>>85508572draw kirby>>85508683if you don't draw her looking kinda off-kilter while holding a stupid large kitchen knife then yes i will fill your walls with minecraft TNT
>>85508729Oh she’s gonna be off kilter for sure.
>>85508742Mmmmweelllllllll we'll see about that
baker?
>>85508683>are people going to skin me alive and cut me to pieces for drawing a character people want to see more ofYES???????????
>>85508755If you’re the artist, tell me more about her and maybe a request or else she’ll be drawn like a dark, fucked up version of herself haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality.
>>85508774>omg I can’t believe you drew zorploo by blorsnafu! This is just like when poopdickmcgee betrayed us for bloorbu.
>>85508683You could draw my character that never gets any instead but nah go ahead and give the shitter free art
>>85508774Yo @Veraanon this is the artist you should follow.
THE FINAL HMOFA
>>85508776I am not Zaq....... but all her necessary information is detailed in the previously-posed character bio and the 4koma posted earlier in the thread. If you'd prefer to only take a referral from her owner, you'll need to DM him in the Magma or Twidder.
>>85508812Post her.
>>85508839that's a shitposter, just ignore
>>85508572Have you seen Dave's girlfriend
this with katie and angela
im hungry.... where bread....
This thread needs a hero
>>85507847>Le enlightened centrist
okokokok i'll bake
New thread:>>85509035>>85509035>>85509035Piss
Why is there 2
>>85506279>>85509038Hah, you called it.
>>85509038You didn't update the chapter number for Temple of the Quiet Storm.
>>85509064You're right, I'm tiredGoodnight
>>85507834I love my reichfurs
>>85509091the style masking is strong with this one
>>85508421No, I JUST got back from the grocery store! >:(
