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/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5534

>"Bad Jokes" Edition

--Stories--

By Oliver_Hart
>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 37)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776

By Rotham
>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 60)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541
>Down in the Moominvalley
https://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121

By Mattariel
>Of Void (Ch. 18)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45532363/

By ScaryDrPepper
>Mistaken Flight
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93520341

By Scan
>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 5)
https://rentry.co/pigeon-postal

By Anonymous
The Best Route to Osaka
https://rentry.org/ca39pu86

By JacklinMauer
>The Gambler (Ch. 5)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106

By AnonymousJimbo
>Unlikely Harmony [WIP]
https://archiveofourown.org/works/94399746

By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon
>My Roommate Is A Humie (Ch. 3)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471

By Host_Hu
>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 31)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238

By LunarOxide
>Eclipse (Ch. 23)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/69725786

[ Story Masterbin ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ] :https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates
[ Thread FiIters ]: https://rentry.org/fsdnd
[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]: https://rentry.org/hmofa4

Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85890739
Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
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need to kneed a chubby owl tummy
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>>85896090
*knead
i don't want to punt an owl
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>>85896071
We're on our fourth batch of bi-weekly story prompts!

Our last batch was
>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...

>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...

>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...


The entries for it were
By ResidentDegnerate
>Boy Meets Goyle
https://rentry.org/p88hq8ka
A news reporter happens upon Ivy (yes that one), and has a less than pleasant experience at the diner he finds her in.
By Rotham
>Down in the Moominvalley
https://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121
An American man sick of his life sells what little he owns and goes to Moominvalley. On his way, he comes upon a lonely cottage with a lonely fillyjonk inside.
By Anon
>The Best Route to Osaka
https://rentry.org/ca39pu86
A medieval Japanese merchant hires a horse woman porter. Their journey turns out to be rather eventful.
By ScaryDrPepper
>Mistaken Flight
https://archiveofourown.org/works/93520341
An older couple, a man and his goat wife, forced down on a foggy and cold day.

SO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:

>Ouija boards were usually only owned by crazy people or bored teenagers, but...

>The nightly knocking on the attic door at three in the morning was bad enough, but now...

>Running out of gas in the middle of nowhere was...

Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.


The next batch is on Oct 27th.
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Mike Jabroni
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>>85896223
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HMOFAtober day 14 : Lady
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>>85896286
waifurs in dress hell yeah
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Your waifur's dad...
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>>85896286
Cougar or serval?
A lady indeed.
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>>85896286
Tasteful and refined. Peak art my man.
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Have we every seen Minhee's family?
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I love cucking male anthros
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I love fucking male anthros
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>>85896071
Newfag here. Can someone tell me more about this game?
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>>85896457
baker architect lmao
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Man i love fucking female anthros
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Man I love Fucking
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Man I love
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jerk me up scotty
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>>85896666
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>>85896286
Nice sergeant study my dude.
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what if i drew a certain character getting cucked lol
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slow day huh
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>>85896659
The girl cashier character in hatsssss banging Leo before Missy
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>>85896659
If it's a lorepaw or CB character they'll like it!
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This nigger really doesn't sleep, huh?
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>>85896090
>wanting fat girls unironically
ew
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If any of you flintoids want something with her, shoot
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>>85896572
JRPG.
Custom engine (made from scratch).
Romance with party members is planned.
That's all I can remember off the top of my head.
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>>85896790
I want to fuck that goblin
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>>85896790
Nice
Does it have a name or smth? A twitter avcount,?
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>>85896701
Works for me, means i can have Missy.
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coincidentally removing human women and anthro men from a fictional setting through a complex combination of natural disasters, conflicts, culture, and socioeconomic factors
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My setting (unfortunately) has anthro males and female humans otherwise I couldn't have my funny /afohm/ shenanigans. If it was only human males and female anthros, then that'd be like a /hmofh/ thread, what's even the point.
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>>85896803
>Does it have a name or smth?
I recall seeing a splash screen/wallpaper with the bucket guy and some sort of a logo, but I don't remember what it said. Something about a land of magic and monarchy, or something.
>A twitter avcount,?
Don't think so.
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>>85896887
Isn't it called ASPERA
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E621 comments should be removed for being cringe and reddit
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>>85896763
I'd love to throw an idea your way but I feel nothing at all for Flint so nothing can even come to mind, sorry.
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>>85896906
Yes, I think that's it.
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I see a concerning lack of fuzzy women
POST CUTE ANTHRO LADIES
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>>85896978
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>>85896978
Nahhhhhhhhhhhh that's gayyyyyyy
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>>85893035
Thank you.
>>85893387
Yes. echoPhasia was the name of the project.
>>85896572
ASPERA will be an old school RPG inthe same vain as the first Final Fantasy games. 9 completely optional recruitable characters, unique dialog that changes dynamically depending on who you bring with you, bond levels and events with each character. While I'll gate major areas behind some main quest progression, the intent is letting the player do whatever they want whenever they want.
>>85896790
>Custom engine
I'm too dumb for that.
>Romance with party members is planned
I don't believe romance will be explicitly a thing, but the highest bond level should be very close to it, like soulmates.
>>85896803
>>85896887
The only platforms I use are 4chan, Itch, YouTube, and Bandcamp. I also have a Proton address, but no newsletter.
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>>85896763
Stroking one of her big ears while she looks at (You) as if to say "really?" but she won't actually say it because it feels nice and doesn't want to risk you stopping
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>>85896978
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>>85896763
POV of her like this
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>>85897058
Thanks for the explanation Anon. This looks great already. I'll keep an eye on it
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>>85897058
>I don't believe romance will be explicitly a thing, but the highest bond level should be very close to it, like soulmates.
So they'll just be platonic close friends?
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>>85897058
>>Custom engine
>I'm too dumb for that.
Sorry, I must've mixed it up with some other project.
Very cute Morg.
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I just had an absolutely wicked idea.
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>>85896763
I don't like Flint. She is not hmofa at all and I have no idea why some of you shill her so much here
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morning all
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>>85897168
okay cunt i'll take your request slot then

>>85896763
requesting flint with her legs kicked up on a desk and her boots are close to the screen
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I just saw this thing called furchat.ai (not an ad, don't type that in, if you've seen one of those weird ai chatbot sites before then you've already seen em all) and man this is like, laughably bad. Kind of sad too. You gotta wonder how long these sites will last, since it's not exactly a profitable industry. Unless you're a chip manufacturer, then you're making bank.
This site only takes payment in crypto, which I find pretty weird.
>Honestly, I have had a rough week. Can I just with you for a while?
Actual message sent to a photographer(?) rabbit lady chatbot in one of their... Ads? Promotional materials? on the front page.
Wild.
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>>85897183
good wythical wednesday
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>>85897191
Enjoy your furfag whore
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Angry, bitter little fellow, isn't he?
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>>85897058
i enjoy seeing you, your stuff is cool and you're pretty cool.
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>>85896978
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>>85897250
Is this the 4 ft tall zootopian vixen from yesterday?
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>>85897183
Morning Ratriciaposter
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>>85897267
No its a different one, they do look similar though.
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hello i love giant, monstrous predatory furs
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God I love ivy, she's so fucking cute
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mmmm.....flont pretty.......
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>>85897381
ratits
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>>85897381
I don't see a pretty rat...
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ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhh ah ah ah ah flintjob ah ah ahhhh ah ah ah
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>>85896763
Flashing the sussy ID card she has on the left side of her chest with a crooked, toothy grin. You know the one I mean.
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>>85897101
The intimacy level at maximum bond will ultimately depend on the character and their dynamic with the protagonist, but they have their whole lives ahead of them.
>So they'll just be platonic close friends?
Up to you.
>>85897138
No problem.
>>85897089
>>85897237
Thank you. I'll get back to it.
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>>85897400
Can't believe anon has cataracts
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>>85897458
You should post soot
Soot is pretty
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>>85897458
Would it be rataracts?
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Drawfag who does nothing but draw other thread OCs with giant boobs
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>>85897364
prove it, give me a pose idea for something ivy x human.
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>>85897489
Rataratarataratarataracts
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>>85897521
zoolander "i'm not your bra" scene
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>>85897013
Damn, is that Saffira? I really wanna bang that dragon.
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chiseling a dick into ivy's chest
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>>85897521
>>85897547 not me
Ivy perched on a guy's shoulders as he struggles to stay standing
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>>85897565
Man, you just reminded me of a depressing unfinished story where an anon was really mean and abusive to a Kitsune and carved a dick into her spirit orb
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>>85897559
Ye, that do be Saff
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>>85897587
Wait, why carve a penis into her orb? Just vandalism?
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>>85897613
I don't remember fully, just that it wasn't at all justified
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>>85897587
Sometimes you just gotta be a bastard to keep your good side in check
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>>85897587
I remember that story, I think they were both dicks but anon was unreasonably awful
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Check out this kickass crackship drawing i found on NG
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>>85897559
Blowing raspberries between your waifurs legs and making her giggle and cum at the same time.
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>>85897661
Anyone would be lucky to land Sable, she cute
Also imagine her doing the funny slavic kick taunt
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>>85897661
Sable and Heavy. People sure can be... Creative.
I like it.
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>>85897661
this american paw just kicked your ass back to кpeмeнчyг-кoнcтaнтинoвcкoe
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I see feet on a human female and I feel at best nothing.
On an anthro female? Deep appreciation, sometimes downright lust.
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My wife... Samantha Garlen....
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>>85897733
Many such cases
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>>85897661
>>85897732
TF2 is the true /hmofa/ game
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>>85897745
more like samantha gargling lmao gottem
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>>85897732
Kremenchug-Konstantinovskoe
Can any Moskals verify if I did that right? I wanna make sure I can still read Cyrillic.
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>>85897733
I see feet on a human female and I feel at best nothing.
On an anthro female? Deep appreciation, sometimes downright lust.
On an anthro female wagie? I hoot and holler like a savage ape, beating my chest and flailing spittle to and fro.
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>>85897766
more like SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL KILL YOU
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>>85897732
Eagle... pretty...
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>>85897745
man, your wife is super pretty
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I found more dalmaidtian
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>>85897790
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>>85897772
SNIIIIFFFFFF
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>>85897801
I don't know what the deal is with this one but she seems happy
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>>85897732
Raccoon... pretty...
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>>85897814
Last one
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>>85897789
Thank you. I love her
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>>85897794
da beans
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>>85897794
very unfortunate color and placement for cloud icons
i want to pluck them off like fruits and eat them
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>>85897745
hmm I just realised that TLOF involves a high school student in green and villainous magic goths. I have an idea for a halloween costume
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>>85897790
>>85897801
uohh
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I have over 3,600 hmofa and solo fa images, videos, etc. downloaded onto my phone.
I maybe should invest in an external hard disc drive.
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hey it's me
im trying to add weapons slots
this is going to take a few days in best case scenario
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super-flexible catfur laying like this
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Asking again.
Does anyone here watch vtubers? Or at least know enough about them? I'm trying to write something short that involves an anthro vtuber and one of her viewers but I've barely seen any of that stuff so it's all foreign to me. I know what an "oshi" is though.
Also we eagle posting?
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>>85897936
I tried watching one that a friend recommended, but couldn't stand to
Music was good though, and it seems most vtubers of any decent popularity make songs
That's about the extent of my knowledge
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>>85897936
why the fuck would anyone watch vtubers
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>>85897936
Its legit just eboy/egirl culture with really detailed anime avatars and a lot of lewd baiting
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>>85897936
desertpogona but that's it and i'd hardly consider him emblematic of vtuber culture whatsoever despite technically fitting the criteria
also he's a jacked dude who's like lorepaw's age and thus a terrible reference for a vtuber anthro anyway



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