/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5548>""Worm"hole" edition--Stories--By Oliver_Hart>The Leaves of Fall (Ch. 38)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By YellowNoteAnon>Bed of Snakes (Ch. 12)https://archiveofourown.org/works/31197068/By Rotham>Through Skies of Gold (Ch. 60)https://archiveofourown.org/works/82410541>Down in the Moominvalleyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121By Mattariel>Of Void (Ch. 18)https://archiveofourown.org/works/45532363By ScaryDrPepper>Mistaken Flighthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93520341By Scan>Pigeon Postal Delivery Service (Ch. 5)https://rentry.co/pigeon-postalBy Anonymous>The Best Route to Osakahttps://rentry.org/ca39pu86By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/93883106By AnonymousJimbo>Unlikely Harmony [WIP]https://archiveofourown.org/works/94399746By Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon>My Roommate Is A Humie (Ch. 3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/88513471By Host_Hu>Exploring Limbo (Ch. 31)https://archiveofourown.org/works/65106238[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ] :https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Thread FiIters ]:https://rentry.org/fsdnd[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/85951217Missed a thread or two?:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
>>85955435First for Marrow!!
>>72361841>>72371185I may be almost two years late, but I have returned and delivered. (No illnesses this time)Enjoy your various wives, anons.
Portal sex methods
>>85955453Fourth for loog
BIG MEATY PAWS
Yes, my waifur is digitigrade. (She is autistic and walks on her tippy-toes.)
>>85942275Think Mink?Feel Seel?Entice Mice?I have Ermine on the mind
>>85955468What about them???
>>85955445anyway yeah he's still somewhat active. i legit think prime 4 sucking hot swamp ass gave him severe depression >>85955454i forgot which of these was mine
>>85955435We're on our fourth batch of bi-weekly story prompts!Our last batch was>The fog was thick, the air was cold, and the...>Gold and bronze leaves adorned the trees in the...>Dark twisting corridors wound their way through...The entries for it wereBy ResidentDegnerate>Boy Meets Goylehttps://rentry.org/p88hq8kaA news reporter happens upon Ivy (yes that one), and has a less than pleasant experience at the diner he finds her in.By Rotham>Down in the Moominvalleyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/94225121An American man sick of his life sells what little he owns and goes to Moominvalley. On his way, he comes upon a lonely cottage with a lonely fillyjonk inside.By Anon>The Best Route to Osakahttps://rentry.org/ca39pu86A medieval Japanese merchant hires a horse woman porter. Their journey turns out to be rather eventful.By ScaryDrPepper>Mistaken Flighthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/93520341An older couple, a man and his goat wife, forced down on a foggy and cold day.SO, next we have three new prompts for your consideration:>Ouija boards were usually only owned by crazy people or bored teenagers, but...>The nightly knocking on the attic door at three in the morning was bad enough, but now...>Running out of gas in the middle of nowhere was...Write us something quick, anything from 2k to 10k words, and let's see what's on your mind. Amateurs or people who have never written are especially encouraged to partake.The next batch is on Oct 27th.
>>85955479
>>85955447Yeah I'm not really cookie crazy I just think it's a neat "alien" feature for dog anthros to have.
>>85955454Holy fuck blast from the past. Glad you're well.
>>85955454holy based
>>85955454woa
Ok so I forgot to take a pic right before the ink, BUTT I haven’t erased the pencil lines yet, so this still might satisfy anons desire to see my process!!(Also a preview of the next entry for Marrow month :p)
>>85955454He did it
>>85955522cool preview
>>85955465THIS is this waifur's husband
>>85955522I like the poseMarrow isn't really shy about her scar/wound is she? It'd be like to see some cunnilingus with the humie rubbing her pelvic area tenderly.
>>85955510I agree with you on the latter count but I do think it's hot as well. I just didn't want to imply I only see her for sex because then I'd make myself feel bad. She's very, very cute. It's actually giving me a little bit of cuteness aggression looking at her.
we love balls of fluff
>>85955554>off by oneugh... fuck....
>>85955571>>85955554You're a failure, anon. I'm disappointed in you.
>>85955555
>>85955557Yeah she is meant to have a complex about it. She doesn’t want to misrepresent herself, and she’s accepted her infertility, so it’s her way of being upfront about a dealbreaker.Or something like that…
>>85955565Snowy owl spotted. One of, if not perhaps the most, prettiest owl. Bird girl supremacy 1,000 years.
B-Big dragon.... pretty............
>>85955454I also got a new friend for the fox figure I got the last time I was here :)
SODABREAKER...
>>85955454I don't get it,what did he do for the past two years?
>>85955454>>85955629WHY ARE ALL MY IMAGES GETTING ROTATED???
>>85955656look at this nerd getting OBTUSED and ACUTED by ANGLES
>>85955565I'm not into beaklets but holy fuck I could get lost in those feathers. Imagine chicks jutting out like cats emerging from bushes
>>85955554power walkers in the house tonight
>>85955565Owls are so cuteSmol beaks are precious
>>85955681More like shart walkers lmao
>>85955629cute>>85955656phone moment
>>85955565Why do owls have small beaks? Aren't they predators? Are they predator larping?
>>85955548Nah that would be Kira
>>85955629need to see these two brats laughing at an american tourist
>>85955600I almost imagined "ferret submarine commander", but then remembered that one cannot have operational silence if a human happens to get onboard; even with padding.coves can be decent places to hide though, but the subminksible would probably make any man instinctually run away as soon as the smell hits him.Just, please don't call it a "rape armada".
haha>>85955714>their talons do everything>forward facing eyes
>>85955714More aerodynamic I guessAlso it's CUTE and BASED
Is this the most lewd pic we ever got of Missy?
>>85955726looool
>>85955714They don't. The beak's just mostly covered in feathers.
>>85955714do not underestimate the hoot
>>85955656Your rotation is fake phone magic and 4chan strips all exif data so dumbasses don't dox themselves
You've seen the shit dog, now get ready for...the piss bird
>>85955750>>85955753OUGH
>>85955723I wonder if Mice would be desirable as submariners due to the space saving requirements.
>you will never snort a bump of coke off Hannah's unwashed assholewhy live...
>>85955750There were those 3D animations of her having sex, but it's up there. Definitely the top for most people.>>85955753Yummers.
>>85955753I like this style Missy. Got any more?
Is Sinkdog water infinite? Does she have a water tank? What it she recycles her own water? How does her anatomy look?
>>85955811>man ass angle
>>85955522https://youtu.be/MxhU4A0RXV8?si=RgMk7zwHBqIGdVdP
>>85955833At least this way we know it's a HUMAN male
>but she's already anthrogoodra isn't human-shaped. it's shaped like a pear dragon. an anthro goodra would have a more humanoid form. and boobs.
>>85955790valid. Cat submarine captain, because stashing too many cats in a small space will lead to conflict, while full-mouse will be indecisive
>>85955815That was Snakeanon's work, or the nage Morgan guy as some may know him as. His Missy bird was the only other example by him as I recall.>>85955833why are you in the room with them ewww
>>85955826There's a pool on e6, I think it's called sinkdog's dream or something.It's mentioned in the comments to one of the pool's posts that initial plan for her was to be connected to the plumbing system, and be stationary. But seeing as everyone was drawing her walking free, the author decided to roll with it.She's very cute. Has a bit of Gondola in her.
What will you name your furson?
>>85955762RIP that hawk. I'm sitting here years after the fact (probably) mildly mourning for it. Poor thing. Owl girls are pretty scary. Adds a thrill to a relationship with one, perhaps.
>>85955811I'm not a massive fan of the model used in these but i guess they're better than nothing.I know the story has been stalled for an age but I wish we got new Missy art more often.
>>85955864You mean this author?https://static1.e621.net/data/3a/87/3a873ddf6626eca596b6ba8e6b847ed1.pnghttps://static1.e621.net/data/9c/f8/9cf8893f760045320b81a59919ac2254.pnghttps://static1.e621.net/data/16/73/1673a4e664f1eb45556d6b5844a34ba1.png
welcome to the internet junior sleuth
>>85955877By "the author" I meant the original creator.I don't know who sinkdog's original creator is.
I had a particular dream today, it was, I shit you not, one of those hyperrealistic AI slop videos but as a dream, and it involved a bunch of human foids dancing around in the rain in wet clothing, but within then there was one slim sergal girl. Black and white fur, heterochromia eyes, I think yellow and blue. For whatever reason in the dream she also had the human-esque artifacting from those videos, and there were a few close-ups to her face smiling with cute fangs. And it was all set to one of those boring EDM songs they play on the radio. Idk, it was kinda weird.
>>85955851here's what i mean
>>85955877>https://static1.e621.net/data/9c/f8/9cf8893f760045320b81a59919ac2254.pngTHE SHIT DOG!
>>85955905i still like the delivery regardless
>>85955907That's a fox
>>85955901That was a sergal girl who's in love with you communicating across universes. She's your waifur now, anon. Please do not resist.
who would winpoop dogor piss cat
>>85955874It's serviceable for memes and *other* stuff, but does show it's age. Remembering the age of Shissy, I'll always be grateful for HDssy. I think for our purposes, given where she is as a character right now, it's more than enough.
>>85955862Thanks Anon. Is there a link to a Missy repository? I want to know if I've got all the good pics.I've keyword searched the desuarchive but I'm sure I will have missed something.
>>85955851she's an anthro slug
>>85955920it's pretty fucking hard to make a model and i think the guy who made it did a nice job
>>85955924Being bipedal doesn't necessarily make a body shape anthro. Goodra is a dragon.
>>85955921>Is there a link to a Missy repository?The Masterbin in the OP, in the Art Mega. There's stuff from Smekbo that's been drawn over the years, a lot of 3D content and other drawings, so you'll probably want to check under "Missy" and other artists.
>>85955940trash story idea>Diogenes, in search of a chicken to pluck the feathers out of and present as "Plato's Man" accidentally finds a female anthro chicken that loves him
Horrible question but would you still accept your waifur if she had been raped once before (in the actual beaten and taken behind a shed way) but was otherwise a virgin? I read about a character like this recently and it made me feel unwell
>>85955873well, birds in general do kill in ways that cause needless suffering, but that's just a consequence of this reality not having a built-in field dynamic to dissuade such. One may mistakenly use the term "cruelty", but most birds are not capable of thinking enough to even render moral dillemas. I choose to believe that in an universe that supports the parallel evolution of multiple species into sapients with anthropomorphic locomotion or body plan, those anthros will be capable of moral self-judgement to restrict undue, excess suffering.Unrelated note, harpy eagles look really cool.
>>85955851this is a really silly thing to care about at allit's bipedal
>>85955958no
>>85955920I feel you on this but years of being into anthro girls have taught me that authors/creators can't always be trusted to do right by their characters.Hence why i just want more nice Missy art to compliment the Missy waifur that exists in my head. She's pretty much a different character to the one in the story at this point.
>>85955522>he draws the whole "drumstick" then just inks the visible partWell that makes more sense than trying to sketch everything exactly how it should look when inked now that I think about itHer tribal lack of trigger discipline is refreshing feels like every other depiction of a gun these days is only seen as a chance to performatively show off "look how safe I'm being with the killing machine"If that flag is what I think it is it might take the cake for the most American image I have saved
>>85955864>Sinkdog is a parasitic creature that tries to replace your sink in order to consume dirty water>>85955877Honestly glad that worthless sack of flesh contributed something positive to the world in the form of a cute dog girl with a sink in its chest.
>>85955901bro got invaded by one of General Rain's daughtersyou gotta make sure your daughters are full blue-eyed. If any get heterochromia, they'll be less-socially-apt, and efforts to get them fascinated in transportation networks will pay off. Godspeed.
>>85955862Oh duh, I'm stupid. This was the other thing. Okay... NOW that should be everything.>>85955971Missy's eccentricity is carried over well with the character, including her having no game but possessing a strong libido. She's still one of the thread's horniest characters casually.>years of being into anthro girls have taught me that authors/creators can't always be trusted to do right by their characters.Napalm is her owner, Kaktus is just HATSx5's writer, but everything written was personally cosigned by him, which is also why the story has effectively died since, well, I don't mean to assume the worst, but Napalm doesn't seem to be around. Yeah the thirst is played up in some ways, but that's been the case since very early on. Her role as an antagonist to Lynn was another example.
>>85955940she's like squarely a 4 on the furry scaleagree to disagree ig
>furry scaleopinion discarded
>>85955522record a drawing sometime
I have the technology to roughly recreate what I saw in my dream
>this shit pops up in my xitter feednah uh, im a grown ass man and i will not spend 40 bucks on a plush
>>85956018Why would missy have an owner? She's ripped off from some fuckass twitter oc, something that's not original in the first place isn't something you can claim ownership to imho
>>85955958nope, that's the kind of stuff that makes people go berserk. Since a legal system is likely to be jewed into lenience, red tape and reduction of punishments as time goes on and journalists emerge; one would be unable to remain not targeted by authorities if he fulfills a vendetta, or even expands it to vindicating those who cannot on their own. Ergo, in conditions where a state has enough monopoly on violence, one has to sacrifice his future to enact his own form of justice. Which usually involves sacrificing the future with the waifur.
>>85956065i saw the hmofaman guy post his plush collection and this was in it
>>85956078i hate xitter hmofa autists
>>85956078You what the huh? Did you remember to take your crazy pills again Anon?
>>85956069
>>85955873>>85955965If you look closely it grabs it by the neck. It probably snapped by sheer force and died a quick death. They're just super specialized dinosaurs and evolved to kill in extremely efficient ways. Also estimating the season by the fact those are falcon chicks, the owl probably had its own owlets to feed. Such is life
>>85956100>posts a furboi
>>85955864Oh, I found it. Sad but cute.
>>85956018>Oh duh, I'm stupid. This was the other thing. Okay... NOW that should be everything.Love this one. Adorable goober.>Napalm is her owner, Kaktus is just HATSx5's writer, but everything written was personally cosigned by him, which is also why the story has effectively died since, well, I don't mean to assume the worst, but Napalm doesn't seem to be around.Yeah I read Kaktus said a while back that he intends to carry on at some point even without Napalm. Whether thatllbe a good thing or not remains to be seen i guess...>Missy's eccentricity is carried over well with the character, including her having no game but possessing a strong libidoOne of the many reasons I love her. Horny doofus waifur.
>>85956090he constantly replies to lorepaw asking for a karen plush to be made lmao. i think shutting him up was half the reason he's decided to move forward with making one>>85956093xitter hmofaslopper
>>85955905>>85955908I love that artist.
>>85956133he has a weird fetish for women going AWOOGA with bulging eyes so it was hard to find works worth saving
>>85956056I’ve been considering it, just gotta figure out how to do it lol
What would you do if your girlfriend choose to be your ideal wife?
>>85955958That's not my waifur then.
>>85956146What would you do if you learnt English?
>>85956116>Whether thatllbe a good thing or not remains to be seen i guess...Kaktus has notes and has a very strong writing presence with plenty of experience under his belt, including with a wide variety of subjects, so I think he'll manage it as Napalm would've wanted. And if he does return from getting cigarettes, it's not as if revisions can't occur. HATSSSSS is probably the one story among them all that would merit the effort.
>>85956157What would YOU do if you learned English?
>>85956146you can stop posting tf now there's a general for that and I know at least one of you here browses it
>>85956165y'think she likes coaching teens
>>85956166Sorry faggot, we're in the British time zone now.
>>85956182I think she brings a pinch of the "fun-loving wine aunt" energy to the fitness center despite her own youth, so probably. Anything that gives Katie more reasons to mald is a good thing.
>>85956165Do we even know why Napalm has decided to act like a black father?
>>85956242literally vanished
>>85956242An author up and disappearing is quite common.
>>85956188y'know, while mice would not make the best fighter pilots, they certainly could form good Lancaster crews.Foxes could fly decent SEAD, but dogs would mog at defensive air combat roles like escort or CAP. Cats would be held back by difficulty to cooperate in formation, but indoctrination can mitigate that to build acrobatic... dogfighters? As soon as BVR missiles become cheap enough and good enough though, it's kinda joever for highly maneuverable jets that fly exposed or without element of surprise, meaning that canine and corvid anthros would probably form an increasing part of active-duty pilots in time.
You guys get along with your in-laws right?
>>85955908Where's the third one...
>>85956300I don't have in-laws
>>85956305>t. got with a tortoise
>>85956176Nah, I don't like /tfg/ or /scaly/.It's nothing but endless restrictions and conformities and it's just no much of a place that I would like to be in. Also I'm not a fan of TG, it's a wish fulfillment crap.Anyway I'll stop posting that type of stuff, thank you for asking. >>85956300Yeah, I had a good relations with my family.
>>85956242If those close to him can't answer, then best case scenario he's just been too busy or it's a Shima situation. Worst case, he's literally dead IRL. Either way, speculation that Twipie had something to do with it is entirely unfounded.
>>85956337Killed by twitterdyke? RIP
>a little bit tired
>>85956349beware the carpet muncher mafia
>>85956356fuck off
Waifur who explains how you suck a fuck
>>85956356I love how good this looks.
This is your waifur's father
>>85956356*gasp*The way you draw scars is really good, feels like they are gaps within the flesh!Ty, B-anon :3
>>85956364Why the fuck does he has a tumor on his chin?
This is you waifur fatter
>>85956356I have no idea what this is
>>85956356>fucked so many times the cum is leaking from her eyes
>>85956394>>85956414Good spam, here's a (you)
>>85956375With that song?>>85956391I myself am an enjoyer of how this looks. >>85956407Ty! ^___^
>>85956424spam? i just like chubby waifur
>>85956421
>>85956356oh my godoh my globnow draw her TEN years younger
>>85956409>He doesnt know about goiterchadNgmi
Imagine watching raunchy porn with your waifur and then nibbles your ear and asks to change it to snuff porn instead
>>85956394I want to fuck him like an animalI want to feel him from the inside
Man music sucks dick now
Taking huge whiffs of small fox waifurs chest fluff
couple of teenage waifurs making out in the back of your car late at night, and when you park at the lake they look at you, giggle and beckon you while undressing
>>85956484listen to more emo and J-core. Tano*C is going thru a pretty wild uptempo phasehttps://youtu.be/Q4ODZKj0u4I
>>85956434same, can't fault you for that.
>>85956469Anon, thats gay as fuckI think you need a dose of pussy to cure you of your faggotry
My whole existence is flawed
>>85956357I want to punch them so bad, bunch of fucking childish keyboard warriors who never felt any real pain in their lives.
>>85956553We all have that anon, the best we can do is to carry on and live our best in life.
>>85956558that was a sarcastic post responding to another sarcastic post
>>85956300/hmofa/ In-Laws challenge?Mr and Mrs Seo had a very up and down reaction to Manager since they're both Mouse Traditionalist (though they're monogamist traditionalists). Mrs Seo is still extremely scared of Manager, but she can at least maintain him being in the same room without running away nowadays.Mr Seo have an accidental bond over cars and trains, though it's a complete miscommunication with Manager on cars because he's referring to Hotwheels and Slot Cars as oppose to real ones and he hasn't caught on yet.
>>85956356have you drawn Puppy?
>>85956569Still want to punch them in the face, I'm just venting out my frustration on how bad the furry fandom is full of those no talent freaks.
>>85956509Can they have braces?
>>85956469>>85956553You get me closer to God!
>>85956591anything for (You) babe
