>be sitting in first class flight to Australia from Amerishart land>guy behind me rips a fart>can smell it>it stinks up the entire cabin What do you in this situation trv
>>2677804Stop being poor and fly private.
>>2677804just open a window for a minute or two, that should clear it
>Stand up>Start clapping>Yell "good jaaab! good jaaab!">Give the man a tipShouldn't be too hard after visiting the states.
>>2677846this 2bhbut you are going to be seriously butthurt when you see just how much better the USA is than Australia. So hopefully you can have a good sense of humor about it.
>>2677852>you are going to be seriously butthurt when you see just how much better the USA is than Australiait isn'tt. someone who has lived and worked in both countries
>>2677804For a genuine answer, carry a little spray on you that you can use to block the odour, just spray it around you (maybe ask people next to you if it's ok)Apart from that there's nothing much you can do, maybe go to the toilet for a bit and wait for the smell to dissipate
>>2677804This didn't happen, planes are basically the best place on Earth to fart on a distance/smelly ratio.All the air goes from top to bottom, you can drop your guts and not even the person next to you will notice.
This can happen in pleb class but first class cabins are so far spaced apart nobody else would smell it before it gets dissipated by the ventilation.
>>2678135>>2678169look at sherlock holmes on here today
