What's it like in the jungles of Papua New Guinea?
>>2721398Remote
>>2721398Melanesians are literally black Asians. They branched off from niggers 50,000 years ago and then branched into East Asians and Jungle Asians (aka Asian niggers). They live like baboons but with simple technology like huts and bows, not much different than African niggers
>>2721398Lots of hunter-gatherer tier shit apparently.The capital is one of the most dangerous places in the world. There's an Australian ''pilgrimage'' people do to commemorate some shit in the war:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kokoda_TrackThat's probably your best 'in'. You get the benefits of Australian diplomacy having your back, numbers, an established route, all while feeling you're adventurous as fuck.
>>2721439Ayo hol up. Finna tell me we wuz aznkangz?!
>>2721657Oh shit thanks, this is actually helpful
>>2721398Incredible. I visited the highlands of Lae while on a work trip. Unlike anywhere else I have traveled to. It just feels different, like the whole place is teeming with some ancient energy.
>>2721698**sorry - highlands of Morobe Province
>>2721698What kind of work do you do that takes you out here?
>>2721724I am a member of the Church of Latter-day Saints, this was one of our missions
>>2721736>Incredible. >Unlike anywhere else I have traveled to. >It just feels different, >the whole place is teeming with some ancient energy.And you try and spread your horrible goyslop cult shit there? You're a fucking scumbag. Leave the poor cunts alone, and stop trying to turn it into your own land.
>>2721753I'd love to talk to you about it if you were willing to engage in a good faith conversation, but the impression I'm getting is that you won't do that. There were many Papuans who were incredibly grateful to hear the message we gave them, and who could not have been saved otherwise
>>2721736Is there snow on Timp yet?
>>2721779Not yet brother!
>>2721753A lot of natives of PNG have given up their indigenous religions and converted to Christianity. Mormonism is still a cult, though.
>>2721785If the country was called Rapper New Guinea, it'd be proper random.
>>2721736I hope you mormon freaks get eaten.
>>2721724I am the guy who originally posted about going there for work. That Mormon fellow jumped in and is replying as though he was me. Weird. Anyway, I was there as a consultant to a mining company.
>>2722023>consultant to a mining companyhow'd you get into that?
>>2721398Why not go to Irian Jaya instead? Exploring the remote islands of Indonesia looks like a true adventure, taking ferries from one place to another. Very rarely do I hear foreigners talking about any parts of Indo besides Java and fucking Bali.
>>2722023Selling services to mining companies.>>2722053Didn't get indulge in any cooming. Maybe you'd be interested in the Trobriand Islands yam festival.
God I'm retarded...>>2722031Selling services to mining companies.
>>2722084>Maybe you'd be interested in the Trobriand Islands yam festival.I'm all ears. Tell me about it?
>>2722053>>2722023I'm not sure who the 'mining consultant' guy is, but I'm the LDS guy who made the original comment. I have a loving wife and no interest in anyone else, so I have no first hand experience to help with your question. That being said I would suggest that PNG is a beautiful country full of beautiful culture and it would be a shame to visit with the intention of shallow pleasures of the flesh. >1 Thessalonians 4:3>For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you should abstain from sexual immorality;
>>2722292Yes, anon, everybody knows Mormons hate fun. I only replied to you to take the piss. I was hoping the other guy had my serious answer.
>>2722053Somebody please answer.
>>2722752FUCK MODS FUCK JANNIES
Anybody here fucked any jungle goblins here?
>>2724791>Anybody here fuckedNo.
>>2724850I want to fuck some wild cannibal bitches.
>>2721736hell yeah tell us stories bro
>>2724996Bumping for this.
>>2724791I fucked some Papuan girls in port moresby, I don't recommend. They are ugly and crazy. Might be some jungle cunny to be had out in the sticks, but papuan men are also very protective of their women, so its limited to whores in town. I've heard papuans are ridiculously sexualy liberated and hypersexual within their tribal setting, but white dudes can't just jump in on that.
>>2726488>They are ugly and crazy.My dick is hard just thinking about it.
>>2721398There is an area near a lake and an airport and it was basically 70 degrees 365 days per year 24/7 But cannibals live there so that sucks
>>2726523Enarotali AirportPerhaps the most stable weather on earth
>>2726523Why does that suck?
>>2726702White man look tasty
>>2726771Where's your sense of adventure bro? Cannibal natives are pure kino.
>>2726805I was bombing through the rockies at 3 a.m. in a snow storm like 3 days ago man
>>2721398Dangerous. There are brigands and locals who are one generation away from ritual cannibalism.
>>2726834God I want to coom there so badly
Doco on the perilous journey of drivers trucking in the remote PNG:>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYoQbDDYuz4
>>2726488Gross
>>2726524That is straight up weird.
>>2726835They will literally kill and dismember you. You will never be seen again except as carved skeletal ornaments worn by men on their genitals and earlobes.
>>2727679Murder is illegal
>>2727679This would be a kino way to die.
>>2727684There's routine incidents of lynching people for witchcraft while the cops look on unable to do anything.This shit is only an hour out of Port Moresby too.It's as wild as it's gets.
>>2728101Scary, but still kino.
