Discuss everything related to Thailand travel here. LARPers not welcome in this thread. Pics or it didn't happen.Regarding high trust societies: show me another country where a flimsy net is considered adequate protection against theft for a restaurant located next to a busy boulevard in the big city. You can't.No rangeban at this hotel, fuck yeah!
Always enjoyable to start my time here hopping on the free BKK airport shuttle route C, which takes you out on Suvarnabumi 4 where it meets Lat Krabang Road. You stinky coomers don't deserve this tip, but there are some great shady benches along that road, and a steady parade of Bangkok's finest young women walk by heading to work at the airport, dressed in their uniforms and dolled up to perfection. Often they carry umbrellas in the sun like true ladies.
This room goes for 353 baht a night on OYO. Spacious, clean and spartan...located in a working-class neighborhood. No traffic noise in my room either. Despite being awake for 45 hours by this point, I am feeling really positive and energized about returning to Thailand. People are so well-mannered here, and it's not fakery either. They are genuinely proud of their good manners, honesty, and devotion to their work. Coming from a country where everyone hates working and complains endlessly about not being rich enough, it's so goddamn refreshing to see students happy to be serving a light lunch of barbecue chicken and sticky rice for 75 cents. The scruffy young Thai guy selling prepared fruit wasn't sullen and bad-tempered like your typical zoomer mutt McWagie, he worked with peak efficiency and charged everyone a fair price. He's his own boss and damn proud of it.
I like spending money in Thailand because thai people have pride and do a good job. I don't like spending money in Philippines because nobody has any pride and does the bare minimum to remain employed.My heart swells with joy and civic pride every time 7/11 staff greet me when I walk in. How nice is it for shopkeepers to welcome their customers? Keep it up Thailand, and I will keep coming back.
>>2726735Why fly there just to get a shitty apt and shitty food? Lmao you don't even mention anything good
Hopping on a random songtheaw can get you a mile from where you want to be going before the driver gets a chance to pull over, kek. I needed to go 7 km straight down the same road, but songtheaws always seem to run loop routes. A motorbike taxi guy, old and weather-beaten, perhaps even one of the peasants living in shanties along the canals, saw me trudging back up the soi with my bags under the hot sun, and told me 50 baht, 50 baht, that's what he'll charge me for a ride. It was a fair price for 5 km. Yes, there is still extreme poverty scattered throughout Bangkok, as country folk continue to come to the city in search of opportunity and live in makeshift dwellings, often on land near waterways that is prone to flooding. These shacks lining a filthy canal were separated from the affluent neighborhoods beyond by a high wall topped with evil-looking spikes. This is just beyond the BKK airport. It's unpleasant to take what looks like a shortcut on a map, only to find that rich neighborhoods have blocked off access to all through traffic by controlling the few bridges over the canals, not even allowing foot passage.
>>2726744Name one thing shitty about the apartment, particularly when you consider it costs 11 fuckin' dollars a night. Only paypig geezers equate simplicity with low quality. The fridge here even comes pre-stocked with Singha water, sodas and beer, the latter two payable by the honor system evidently. A/C makes minimal noise and has the room temp/humidity down to 75 F and 42% after an hour of running. Front desk chick was very polite, which is rare in cheap hotels.
>>2726748So now you paying rent on 2 places? Why even go there to stay in shit apartment earing crap food?
>>2726742I agree bro, pride beats ass-kissing any day. >>2726744Place even has a nice spacious closet with rolling wood-panel doors. It's obvious all you fuckers who always be hating on my cheap rooms are jealous. >cheap foodThis one I'll own. All these street snacks ruin your appetite for a proper meal, particularly the ones fried in low-grade oil. It's not the food per se, but rather something about the enthusiasm and simplicity of the micro-business entrepreneur that makes me travel to the other side of the world just to do business with that sort of person. By contrast, your average businessman is already rich and looking to get richer...hardly a noble goal. While your average Western poorfag sees wagecucking and welfare collection as his only life options, making me despise his sullen attitude and chronic laziness. Sheesh, go to Denver and see how hard the city parks crew works. They spend 3/4 of their shift bullshitting around.
>>2726753With nightly rates this good, there's not much point in prepaying a whole month. Paying monthly only makes sense if you're getting 50+% off the nightly rate, because then the savings do allow you to take overnight trips and pay for two places to stay at a time every few days. You still haven't pointed out anything sub-par about the apartment.
>>2726730>>2726731>>2726735>>2726745So now that Insecurity Guard's spam posts have vanished since he left Thailand, this smug poorfag's spam posts are here to fill the void. Great.
not sure why but i spent all day ripping an ungodly amount of farts around the grand palace, wat pho and wat arun (its an air quality improvement over the usual stench of body odor from all the broke vegan backpackers with dreadlocks who are too poor to buy deodorant around those parts at least)
are ladyboi's worth it? Do they actually feel and smell feminine or am I going to be grossed out? going to Thailand soon for the first time. Will also go to Japan to meet some femboys
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>>2726792Of course you consider this >>2726825 a high-quality post worthy of this thread, LMAO. >>2726801What do people do at temples? I've never understood the average tourist's fascination with them. Is it merely aesthetic appreciation?
>>2726837>Is it merely aesthetic appreciation?sure, and learn some history and culture, get some cool photos so people don't think you're just here fucking trannys all day (but don't ask me to take your instagram pics if you're a guy because i'll just tell you to get your bf to do it like the faggot you are. seriously this guy looked some dejected today when i said no to him to take his photo
>>2726801When's the last time you went to Thailand? I remember not so long ago there was also an anon on here also autistically describing his travels in Thailand, sounds very much like you.
>>2726856first time here. just about to leave to japan in a couple of days but i will be back by march to pick up where i left off for some more sightseeing
>>2726856There's several effortposters who hang around here.>>2726844Good on you, soliciting free money or services from the public is illegal in Thailand. If someone wants their picture taken, they should pay a local 10 baht for the service instead of expecting some random guy to do it for free.
I was not asked to provide proof of onward travel to board my flight or enter Thailand. How 'bout the rest of you?
>>2726871they asked me at check-in with thai airways
>>2726871>>2726874i flew thai airways and i was not checked for onward travel by the airline or at immigration, flew from sweden with british passport
>>2726871They simply asked where I was going within Thailand, but didn't need a breakdown of dates or anything.
>>2726730what should i do in thailand that isn't... cooming, getting drunk at a bar / party, going to a temple, going to a beach, need some creative ideas for experiencing the country without doing the most obvious things,
>>2726966Best thing I did in Thailand is get up and walk a few miles at dawnrowj2
>>2726967what's this
>>2726966Day trips by train is on my agenda. There's so many places you can hop off the train and explore, places with no hotels where foreigners never visit. >>2726967It's already busy here at 6 AM. Rainy season coolness and high morning humidity is still present, so it feels clammy. Whereas in March, Bangkok felt more oven-like even after dark, with humidity never rising above 75%.BTW if you buy bottle after bottle of water instead of using picrel, you are a paypig. 2 baht for 3 liters and it tastes as good as any bottled water.
>>2726984Based autistic 6-AM-grindmaxing watermaxing walkmaxing penny pitching slum connoisseur
>>2726984>2 baht for 3 liters of wateranon at 7/11 you can get a huge jug of water thats probably a few gallons for 40 baht. id rather just do that, it lasts about a week. but i suppose i tip my hat to you for interfacing with the slumfastructure of thailand. let us know what kinds of slum-tier fare you're eating with picsoh and anon? you better not fucking post pad thai...
How does Bangkok air pollution differ from Manila? In Bangkok, air pollution is general; I never see a vehicle or motorbike pouring out a cloud of exhaust fumes here. The air near a busy road is thick, but it's not choking. Whereas in Manila, the pollution you inhale at street level is far more extreme even on a low AQI day, due to the huge number of highly polluting vehicles allowed to use the road. >>2726992That makes sense if you have a dispenser in your apartment and don't plan on moving around much.My 'hood is low-lying and has some icky areas for sure. But it's not far to some finer experiences. About a mile away on Lat Krabang Road is the Paseo Mall, which is a really neat mid-scale shopping center with a spotlessly clean and spacious food court, along with many gourmet restaurants. >>2726985Passed by dozens of young laborers trudging along Lat Krabang Road to another day's toil at the jobsite. Their hard determined faces glaring out at me and the world made me so proud it almost brought tears to my eyes. You never see young American men with such strength of character, willing to face the toils of manual labor under the hot tropical sun in order to make their country great.
>>2726985In Thailand and Vietnam you need to be hotel breakfast maxxing. You could easily do OMAD.
Best city for raw dogging randoms?
>>2727009>picture screams "middle of fucking nowhere"*claps quietly* good job anon. you're really "out there"
>>2726992Nice slum-tier dish right here, dontcha think?89 baht ($2.64) for this grilled fish fillet meal. Delicious and quite healthy as well. 9:30 AM was before opening time, evidently, but the owner served me anyway before returning to his bookkeeping. When business pragmatism is matched by honest pricing, the result couldn't be more pleasing.
>>2727021Paseo is a modern shopping center with traditional influences; small shops facing out on a pedestrian "street", and even an indoor clothing market section with numerous small booths. There's a Robinson right next door if you want the Western-style huge building full of luxury department stores surrounded by a vast parking lot.Picrel is my street, unremarkable working-class Bangkok. I've seen 1000+ Thais but only five foreigners in the past 24 hours.
Somewhat cheaper "Western" food than Malaysia. A chicken chop meal in Kuala Lumpur runs you around RM 14 or 110 baht, compared to 59 baht for the chicken fillet at this place.
Anyone applied for the DTV? Will pay stubs, bank statements, and offer letter be acceptable? Do I really need to mail an application to get the business certificate of my employer?
It appears that a Thailand SIM card left inactive for 180 days is automatically invalidated. Any 7-Eleven will sell you a new True SIM with a 30 day plan for 199 baht. Bring your passport. It comes with 30 GB of data at 15 Mbps speed. Only if this isn't enough should you consider paying 1100 baht for a SIM card and unlimited high-speed plan from one of the airport hawkers.
>>2727054Everyone knows this shit. Stop the boring pointless blog posting.
Oh shit wait a minute this is the aimless poorfag blog poster that flooded other threads before with prices of his shitty little hotels and garbage street food for weeks lmao.We have at least another week of this lads, strap in for an all you can eat buffet of the most boring and meaningless price rundown and reviews of places nobody would ever go.
>>2727060he's a nice respite from the shit flinging. let him and the street vendors "cook"
>>2726792I can't help but find it interesting that just when TTT left Thailand his Jungian shadow, the so-called "slum connoisseur", arrived. Two solitary goofballs who share a love of Thailand but are curiously divided in spirit. The Giga-Coomer vs the Volcel. The Gaudy Hedonist vs the Utter Bore. Narcissism vs Autism. Body vs Mind.
>interfacing with the slumfrastructure Hearty kekBTW you really shouldn't trust those roadside water dispensers, you have no idea if the filters are being changed and if they are being cleaned recently. I lived next to a family in Philippines who had one of those dispensers and sold access, I never used it personally but I asked the wife one day about the last time they had changed the filter or cleaned it all out.She looked confused. >it doesn't need to be changedYeah. So have fun with that.
>>2727014obviously pattaya you dingbat>>2727024anon where is the spice? that looks like some slop from jollybees. i wanna see random fermented pork sausage wrapped in bamboo leaves and a heaping plate of som tam. step it up
>>2727024just trying to imagine how disappointing it would be to get served a plate with 12 of the tiniest, driest, last weeks' leftover fries on ityou may as well just have settled for an egg salad sando from 7eleven and saved yourself 50 thb
>>2726871Been five times, never been asked anything about my trip by anyone
>>2727060Eat my ass, coomer. We're all sick and tired of /trv/ being dominated by tardposting. This is a travel board, not a goddamn containment zone for miscegenation fantasies. >places nobody would ever goGood! Keep going to the tourist trap districts with all the other niggercattle and venting online about how Thailand is ruined. Meanwhile I'm living in the OG Thailand of 30 years ago and getting all the curious looks, friendly greetings, rock-bottom prices and good treatment a lone foreigner could desire...all of 4 km from BKK.>>2727014The simple truth is, Thais hate degenerates, and they can read your face and see if you are a disciplined or dissolute character. I used to pooh-pooh the idea that Thailand is a very conservative culture, but it's absolutely true. No, they don't approve of weed being legal. No they don't want to smell it in their neighborhood. No they do they want to see your stoned ass wandering the streets like a fucking zombie. They're not gonna do anything, but they're gonna make their disgust clear by being curt and hostile to you. Choose the sober and contemplative life instead, let your beard grow out for a full year, and now you get respect and even admiration from everyone.>>2727081You know the golden coloration of fast food fries is added to make them look more appetizing to normies like you, right?>>2727074Jollibee has fish steaks? I didn't know that. Spicy food all in its own time. Acclimation is always a good idea when you drastically change your diet. >>2727067Your nose will tell you if the water is clean or not. Those dispensers use UV light to disinfect the water, they are more trustworthy than the dispensers with the jug on top. Rule of thumb: if your water smells funky, drop in a chlorine tablet to be safe.
>>2726984>>2727067I can confirm those things may not be maintained well. I just used one and noticed when the water was coming out there was fucking green shit like algae or something visible just inside the metal tip. And it wasn't just a little bit. Almost looked like bits may break off at any time because there was an appreciable amount right in there. I'm not sure algae water is good bros. They should be cleaning that shit and replacing the tips whenever it's that filthy. I dumped the water and threw out my bottle. I'm going to be much more wary of those things now.>>2727127They can be growing fucking algae big time.You've inspired me to go far out from bkk center again though. I'm going to hit some far out bts or mrt stations and just walk around. Maybe for dinner this evening.
got 6 "sup bros" from all the <redacted> while walking down sukhumvit to my favourite pharmacy to build a small supply of easily available <redacted> before i leave
>>2727065>>2727065>I can't help but find it interesting that just when TTT left Thailand his Jungian shadow, the so-called "slum connoisseur", arrived. Two solitary goofballs who share a love of Thailand but are curiously divided in spirit. The Giga-Coomer vs the Volcel. The Gaudy Hedonist vs the Utter Bore. Narcissism vs Autism. Body vs Mind.Make no mistake, the "Goober Groundskeeper," aka the "Colorado Kid" is a blogposter who insists that the Thailand general is his personal Instagram and that people on an anonymous forum know his life story, so he's definitely narcissistic to an extent. He also is a prodding moralist with a massive chip on his shoulder. The question is, is he Insecurity Guard's evil twin, or vice versa.
>>2727145IDK, the green crud may be harmless mineral deposits. >>2727163Anyone else is free to post their real-life experiences here. Running expense tally will be posted at https://www.budgetyourtrip.com/mytripoverview.php?trip_id=48043
I'm going to Thailand for 4 weeks mid Jan to mid Feb to beat the harsh winter in Boston. I want to do the Beaches and some mild partying. Nothing crazy just back in bed by midnight or so.
>>2726742If you like that try visiting Japan some time. It's that turned up to almost unhealthy levels.
>>2726871Didn't ask me anything. Just wanted my passport, boarding pass for the flight I came on and fingerprints. One of the more painless airport experiences, though nothing beats Singapore in that aspect.
>>2726730Can you do a gear layout, take a picture and post it? Also, a screenshot of your gear list and possibly your itinerary? I'm too lazy to figure out what to bring and where to go. Thanks.
>>2727274>gearJesus christ man kys
>>2727274$25 large duffel bag>Clothes, lightweight puffy jacket, bath towel>Scissors, multitool, and combination lock for hostelfagging>Rain poncho that can fit over everything if I am carrying my bags in the rain$20 Puma backpack>Two Ziploc bags, one for meds/toiletries and the other for random small shit (spare phone, spare glasses, chargers & cables, earbuds, international adapter)>Gallon jug of water>Laptop and charger>Bluetooth speaker>Diary, memo pad and pen>Canvas bag for pocket items >Spare debit cards, old driver license, checkbooks>Mini blanketThat about does it.
>>2727274>itineraryYou don't need that shit. Figure out what you want to do the night before you do it.
>>2726871I've been traveling regularly since '07 and never had to show proof of onward flightsometimes they've asked but I just basically say "cmon man"and they let me in
>>2727127>get your beard grown out for a full year, and now you get respect and even admiration from everyone.absolutely do not do this to anyone reading this. facial hair is an atrocious cultural faux paus in asia.>>2727127>spicy food in its own time*sigh* ok>>2727300i really hope you're not lugging this shit around in public.
Recycling is awesome!>street vendors and restaurants dump buckets of food waste into the Bangkok sewers>it decomposes and runs into the canals>the canals teem with enormous lazy catfish>people catch the fish and cook them up>I enjoy a deliciously flavorful 8 oz fried fish steak for 30 baht
>>2727324>beard is faux pasUntrue in my experience. You don't see degenerate lowlifes with neatly combed goatees and bowl cuts. It's good to look different and be different...unless you're dating a normie Thai chick, I guess.
Even the cheapest of Cheap Charlies can afford to take a daily excursion on a Thai train. The conductor charged me 7 baht or $0.21 for the 40 km ride to Chachoengsao.
>>2727127>Your nose will tell you if the water is clean or notAnd this guy wants to give other people travel advice.
Princess Mother garden in Chacheongsao. The unexpected presence of a wandering foreigner in a bright white shirt makes people ill at ease; they lack the graceful confidence of Bangkok's alpha city residents. For some reason Thais always prefer dark-colored clothes, even though they absorb the sun's heat. Come to think of it, the king dresses in white...
how do i get education visa?
>>2727335>its good to look differentholy solipsism asians are collective as fuck and do not do not think that way>>2727354i think its cuz youre unkempt in some way anon. trim the beard. >>2727356pro language school if you're in pattaya/CMl or duke language if you're in bkk.
>>2727361>pro language school if you're in pattaya/CMl or duke language if you're in bkk.what about koh samui
Hey guys, me and my girlfriend live in Vietnam but we're burned out hard and looking to take an extended vacation. We're going to spend a couple months in Thailand before moving to China for work. We're headed out at the end of November and are looking to spend some time on the beach before travelling around the country a bit more. Anywhere you guys would recommend for r&r that also has enough to see/do in the nearby area for about two weeks? She's thinking Phuket or Krabi but honestly I know fuck all about the country.
>>2727365>He wants to be an educated islandboipoint and laugh everyone. if you get the ED visa from pro language, pretty sure you don't have to go to class. but its been 2 years since i ED'd and it was also during covid. tread carefully
Now it makes sense why foreigners take the easy route and use rideshares in Bangkok. The local bus system is a PITA. Google Maps transit info is highly inaccurate for routes, timing and stops. Moovit has all the songthaew routes, but the website bombards you with ads and prompts. Positives to the Thai Smile Bus service are the cold A/C and a cute driver assistant to welcome you as you board.
https://www.reddit.com/r/thepassportbros/comments/1gbo27h/bangkok_might_be_worse_than_western_countries/?embed_host_url=https://geomax.me/threads/another-thailand-seethe-thread-jfl.6469/>wahhh I cant get my hiso stacy girl wahhWhat is actually wrong with these people? I swear anyone who is moderately attractive who visits Thailand has the biggest fucking ego, I miss when it was only old fatsos doing this
>>2727401you're slumming it to a fault now. leave those people alone. just get a moto off bolt you poverty princess
>>2727361There's a lot of diversity in appearance, build and skin color among Thai people. I saw many cases of mandibular prognathism (lips sticking out farther than noses) on the train route leading to the Cambodian border. Chances are Thais think I'm batshit insane to walk for miles in the midday swelter with the heat index currently at 43 C. I don't feel the humidity whatsoever, only the sun's heat. Saw another old white male lizard on the train wearing an old-fashioned suitcoat and looking cool as a cucumber while monks' heads were beaded with sweat and girls held fans to their faces and sighed with discomfort.
>>27272247-elevens in Japan are now staffed with lazy indians and chinese workers who look and act tired and annoyed all the time.My favorite convenience store staff I think are in Korea. They are also annoyed at you all the time, but 50% of the time it's a cute teenage girl so I don't mind
>>2727404It's not all about money, bro. Buddhism teaches that in struggle is found the meaning of life.What do all the mopey solo travelers have in common? Their travel life is way too damn easy. They lounge half-awake in a comfy bed until 11 AM, then get up feeling all sluggish and bored and self-loathing. "What's the point of travel?" they ask. "I could have saved my money and stayed in bed at home." Out in public, their low self-esteem manifests itself as a colorless and insecure personality. Their appetite is lousy, they barely enjoy the food they eat. This apartment has a mattress hard as a board. Guess how much bedrotting is happening on that damn thing. Last night I was out walking past midnight, then up wide awake at 4 AM planning today's ordeal. Every day must have an ordeal, something environmental to struggle against and overcome. The end result? No more doubt. No more questioning the purpose of life. No more physical and mental sluggishness. No more dependencies on booze and weed. No more mindless glutting on treats followed by indigestion.Others like Egyptbro find meaning in struggle against the human element. I was wrong to shit-talk about his path to a fulfilling travel life.
How are condos in Thailand? I'm talking about a modern apartment in some nice area with a pool, gym, conveniences like that. Are they actually good quality?I lived in Singapore and Malaysia for a while and would love to try Thailand but the average quality of the slumfrastructure there makes me worried about their construction quality in general.
>>2727403>?embed_host_url=https://geomax.me/threads/another-thailand-seethe-thread-jfl.6469/kys
>>2727410well well, that was quite thoughtful. >Every day must have an ordeal, something environmental to struggle against and overcome. The end result? No more doubt. No more questioning the purpose of life. How Sisyphean of you. Carry on, Slumbodian
What is this scam? Indian restaurants line the street next to each other, rarely with any customers. Multiple same type of restaurant in the same block. Is it some sort of property holding strategy? I walked into a few of these places and was VERY reluctantly handed a menu and served (I'm white anglo). I didn't buy anything I just walked out after a minute, just wanted to see if it was even trying to appear legit.
>>2727412Thailand has a lot of old style structures that have been renovated, and also an absolute shit ton of shoebox style low square footage ultra low build quality with a nice coat of paint modern east Asian style apartment buildings.Basically these buildings have 10 good years in them then they start falling apart. The sweet spot you are looking for are solid older buildings with thick walls and modern furnishings from recent renovations. New places are a total gamble but tend to be fine for a month or two. My worst experiences are with new apartments with leaky pipes/rotting floorboards or fucked up ac units and wiring, or extremely noisy neighbors the thin walls don't block.
>>2727410What ordeal? Trudging around in afternoon heat to take pictures of boring street corners?You are memorable if only for your sheer fascination with the utterly mundane. Never seen anything quite like it.I once knew a japanese guy who did nothing but travel around SEA taking pictures of street cats in various settings. At least he had a shtick, and a good one I might add since he eventually published a coffee table book of high quality cat pictures with a little blurb about their lives (in japanese). He made decent money from that.I just can't imagine anyone who would ever give a shit about what you're doing here is all.
>>2727418i've read about the same phenomenon in americaprobably money laundering
>>2727438We get it in Britain with Turkish barbers
What is this scam? American restaurants line the street next to each other, rarely with any customers. Multiple same type of restaurant in the same block.Is it some sort of property holding strategy? I walked into a few of these places and was VERY reluctantly handed a menu and served (I'm white anglo). I didn't buy anything I just walked out after a minute, just wanted to see if it was even trying to appear legit.
>>2727418This is near the Pratu Nam market, right? Their prices are absurdly high as well, but when I was hanging around there during my first time in central Bangkok, they were very eager to get me to order a meal, despite me being only one person. I got some samosas for 70 baht and they were lousy. BTW, that neighborhood also had the honor of renting me the least pleasant room in all my stays in Thailand for the highest nightly rate I've paid in Thailand, very nearly $20.>>2727423Some people may want to see and hear what being in Thailand is really like, instead of falling for the simplistic "Thailand is ruined" or "Thailand is paradise" propaganda. Besides, you think bonking hookers is any less mundane? For guys who live here, barfining a girl is as unremarkable as ordering some beef pad kra pao.
>>2727443That's like 37 cents worth if food, do you chintz out so you can pay for diseased whores or just the PREP medications?
>>2727443>really likeNo that's not what it's really like. Its what it's really like FOR YOU the weird slum obsessed poorfag.You will never experience grueling soul crushing day to day life of an average poor SEA worker, and just passing through and eating their slop and staying in a roach infested hotel will never give you an authentic local experience. It's not even close, because you always have the option to leave when it becomes too much. They are trapped.You want to "really experience it" then shred your passport and go work slave labor on a shrimp farm for a few months, then try to escape, get your legs broken by your handler then place on a cleaning line while they heal.
>>2727442Seething jeet. Not pictured is other side of street with 2 more Indian restaurants and another 2 a few feet down the street. Literally 7 Indian restaurants within the same 200m radius. Your kind are vermin and form hives.
>>2727456Cry more incel you can't comprehend a society where people have children and care about their traditions
>>2727458That's not jeet society the microsecond they are forced to comply with actual rule of law and they cannot rape their arranged married wife. Jeet birth rate plummets to under replacement the precise millisecond the poojeeta gets rights and decides to use them to deny rape rats hole access.
No really, good luck reproducing without spousal rape as the cornerstone of your civilization. Lmao.
>>2727460Remember, your lineage is gone because you refused to reproduce. Indians won by having babies. In the future people will believe indians invented airplanes and computers
>>2727463I have 4 kids across 3 different women. You won't, raperat. You were born too late. No arranged marriage for you. No hole access. No vermin kids. Indian population is at all time high and it's only downhill fast from here as pajeeta says no.
>>2727464Lmao. If indians hadn't conquered you you wouldn't be crying, now india exists, and indian conquered canada and uk exists
>>2727469Jeetbabble gets more deranged every time I come online.
Good morning saars, don't forget to eat the cow dung and use the piss to wash your face! India superpower #1 by 2050!https://youtu.be/aqaEltoxu5k?si=Nlu7VcVl8NZ8NaFN
Best city in thailand thats not BangkokChiang MaiPhuket PattayaAyutthaya KrabiChiang RaiHua Hin Koh Samui Sukhothai
>>2727127>You know the golden coloration of fast food fries is added to make them look more appetizing to normies like you, right?why are you making things up?my parents used to run a fish n chips shop and I worked there as a teen. I'd peel, chop and fry the fries. Nothing added. They go golden brown from being deep fried.
>>2727456lmao buddy I was just memeing when I posted >>2727442 but now you're arguing with some actual jeet who isn't even me
>>2727469Saaar we have conquered them saar!>delivers your grab foodIndia superpower!>warms up a donut at Tim Hortons Bahrat conquer the world!>dies of heatstroke at Dubai jobsiteSaars do the needful and unite!>gets deported after getting caught on fraudulent student visaIndia CEO power!>gets human trafficked by brahmin executives
Seriously though I moved to a part of Pattaya with just a bunch of always empty Indian restaurants around. Always 4 or 5 puffy hair scrawny Indian zoomers loitering around these shops.I think it's legit some sort of visa/immigration fraud thing. They must be using these businesses to chain migrate somehow.I know what legit Indian restaurants look like because I go to them when I'm in Bangkok, these joints are barebones plastic chairs shitty fixtures no women around at all just raperats looking mildly confused and wary if you linger too long checking their shit out.Not my problem? Sure, but I would gladly expend some effort to help Thailand kick out scheming jeets if they asked me.
>>2727478I hear Udon Thani is lovely if you can speak Thai and don't mind the fed expats, and that Korat is the next Bangkok with respect to urban development.
>>2727482>deep friedMany Asians pan-fry their fries.
>>2727478Lampang is pretty nice as well. Rare to see anything like picrel around that city. This trash is the product of cottage industries who save money and time by dumping their waste in the vacant lot across the street instead of getting it hauled to a landfill.>>2727450Bitch please, good quality ground beef is pricey. Including the egg, the plate was 75 baht or 2.22 USD.>>2727455NEET take. You've never busted ass under the blazing summer sun to make your dollars like a real man does. Last few months in America I lived on $10/day apart from rent in order to achieve my financial goals.Lastly, there are no roaches in budget Thai hotels. The maids have portable pump sprayers that I believe contain some sort of bug killer or bug repellent.
>>2727510Where do you recommend going to in south Thailand?It's my second time to visit and my flight is to Phuket but I've been told it's just a tourist trap shithole and that the entire place is infested with Russians.I'm too lazy to travel all over the country and too retarded to get on my own without throwing money at every new problem I encounter, so I was thinking about practicing photography in one of the southern and more cheaper provinces.
>>2727443this is what i ate literally everyday and it never got old
>>2727532Would've done the same but fiery shits afterward are pretty annoying
>>2727534your body acclimates. its time to become thai. if you're gonna scamper around their backstreets and stay in their wooden bed hotels might as well go full native chudster, that means spicy food.
>>2727534That's food poisoning from rotten meat
Royal barge procession is today!
>>2727531Unfortunately can't recommend anything as I've never been south of Bangkok.
>>2727544Could also be the undercooked egg.
Map is of the free shuttle service around the procession area, which will run from 3 PM to 6 PM today and connect two temples along the Chao Phraya River. I bet that blue MRT line is going to be packed like sardines in a can. Bring your passport to access a riverside viewing area. Snag your rain poncho as well. Weather forecast has a severe rain alert, looks like it'll downpour right around 4 PM. Damn. IIRC they already cancelled the procession once due to rain.
>>2727534The only problem I have with thai food is whenever I eat a dish with lots of leafy greens, it just comes back out almost completely untouched. My theory is that it's because they use a lot of oil in cooking and the oil becomes a protective layer against the enzymes that would break down the vegetables. It got to shitting out so much undigested vegetables that I started to get worried about not getting enough fiber in my diet.to make up for it, I began to frantically eat those fresh vegetables they give you for free with your dish (free of oil). Besides that, I also experienced frequent heartburn for my last 10 days in Thailand, once home it went away quickly. Quite a shame really that it seems that I can only feast on Thai food for so long before my body starts to feel like there's something out of balance. It really is the tastiest of them all though.
>>2727582>Hainese chicken*frowns disappointedly*
>>2727405>Saw another old white male lizard on the train wearing an old-fashioned suitcoat and looking cool as a cucumber while monks' heads were beaded with sweatThis is because he and you both suffer from hypothyroidism.
>>2727582Sounds like you're wolfing down your food and not chewing it properly. Spicy Thai food tends to move along quickly in the gut, so plenty of chewing is important. Slow eating stimulates stomach acid production which permeates every bite of food, ensuring that everything gets properly processed before it moves along. I also suspect from my own experience that marijuana smoking reduces gastric juice production and thus leads to food passing through visibly undigested.
>>2727581Yeah the dress rehearsal earlier this week was called off from rain shortly after starting. To be honest I wasn't going to bother going today but I think I will now, id be so annoyed if it turns out good and I just didn't bother since I don't really have much else I planned to do today. I have to catch a flight in the evening and was thinking to not bother pissing around all day getting there (which takes me like an hour, and then back), all the waiting around, getting drenched in the rain, having a change of clothes and needing to find a place for a shower before my flighthttps://streamable.com/voy70c
I burned out on Pattaya in record time. After 2 weeks I've had enough. Somehow had zero authentic interaction with other foreigners this entire trip. Maybe I'm projecting solo vibes or something but it's been a strangely lonely time.I miss Bangkok and I think I will go back. There is this trend of "onsen" concept spas taking off in the city and it basically what it sounds like. Japanese style baths in solo or couples rooms. I fucking love that shit and wish they had it in Pattaya also, but there is only one and it's busy all the time.
>>2727542Today for breakfast I bought a 30 baht bag of some chicken curry that the lady said was "a little spicy". The bag happened to contain two entire chili peppers. Nothing better to clear all the air pollution out of your sinuses.
>>2727608Are you burnt out of cooming or in general?
>>2727608Pattaya is getting too competitive, maybe?
>>2727609listen slumbodian. i want you to go grab 5 of these isaan sausages, make sure he loads up the bag with the green/red peppers, and lettuce. take a stick at a time and pierce a few pepps and lettuce and try that. after this delightful culinary experience, you will develop an insatiable appetite for thai food. simple as. >>2727612pattaya is the same as it ever was but the older i get the more i have to seriously question how the old boomers there maintain their sanity
>>2727614and ginger slices. i almost forgot. they're generous with it.
>>2727608You guys actually interact with other coomers? I've always treated the experience like a public urinal, where at most you give a nod of mutual understanding but do not interact beyond that
>>2727621Pattaya isn't just coomers, especially if you are not in the designated coomer zones. I felt totally invisible this trip, didn't even have any drunk boomers try to start a conversation with me. Not that I WANT that, it's just that it always happened constantly before and nothing this time.Never had an Asian tourist glance twice at me, much less a random thai person interact with me in any way but professionally. Usually on these trips I have at least a few pleasant human encounters with people and exchange pleasantries at the very least. This time it felt like I was playing a video game and all the npcs had their set paths, maybe even I was one of them doing my routine and couldn't be interrupted. A bit disturbing.
>>2727626yea anon this was the same experience i had. everyone felt much more closed off than when i was there during covid, the experience was completely different. I actually made friends, went out with people, and was continuously meeting new people without much effort on my part. I think covid was a watershed moment for the worse.
>>2727629>>2727626Degeneracy destroys the body and soul. Of course no one wants anything to do with you perverts you hate yourselves and the boomers are just like you
>>2727632No need to project so hard.
>>2727626Sounds depressing for sure, anon. My experience in the Bangkok "slum" couldn't be different. There are tons of kids and youths here. I get noticed by everyone and get greeted by people for business and pleasure alike. Owners are flattered when I choose to patronize their setup, and a compliment after the meal makes them beam with pride. No need to use Google Translate either, everyone here knows how to communicate with a foreigner. The gestures accompanying the words make their meaning clear.Earlier I patronized a boutique bakery in a nearby gated community and had a friendly chat with the homeowner, whose wife ran the bakery out of their house, mostly handling online orders. After I received the lemon tart, there was that little pause before he blurted out the price - 95 baht. If you've been around SEA, you know what that pause means. People never do that when they are naming a price they know by heart. His wife took the payment and then added a Halloween shortbread cookie to the order, which he said was a gift. I thanked him and then noticed the menu on the wall. The lemon tart was priced at 75 baht. Yes, both were delicious, but why would an upper middle-class man try to hustle me for 20 extra baht? Seems the "gift" was his wife's attempt to make it right. Meanwhile in the Lanbun market, a friendly lady took a break from kneading her boyfriend's back to sell me some chive-flavored kanom krok, 6 for 30 baht. She cut out six from the latest batch fresh off the griddle, then started adding more from the ones already prepared. "Only 6", I pointed to the sign. She agreed and put 12 in the box anyway. "30 baht", she said. They were freaking delicious. Crispy outer shell and gooey interior, sweet and richly flavored as well.
>>2727641More likely he forgot the exact price for the tart and didn't want to be caught looking at the menu. His wife giving a cookie is how everyone saved face, before you had a chance to comment.Considering the setting and miniscule price different, it was probably not rat scamming.I say that as someone with a low opinion of thais in general when it comes to business behavior. Most are rats but they save rat behavior for when they think they can get away with it.He probably got chewed out by his wife later for almost embarrassing them.
>>2727418I figured it out after talking with a few people. Basically it is a money laundering and visa scheme rolled into one.The way it works is they bring Indians into the country as "skilled labor" specifically for Indian food industry since Thailand lacks sufficient thai cooks for Indian food to meet the demand. Even so, the Indian restaurant owner must show he attempted to hire thai first and couldn't find them (they lie).Then they secure a long term employment visa for a family member from India, bring them over, and then put them in an empty shop and don't pay them, while reporting their salary to thai taxes. The deal is that the family member works for them for a couple years and then will get a shop of their own, or get arranged married, etc. Basically it's family slave labor and the wage scamming allows the operators to hide huge amounts of cash flow from various schemes, some of which are the legitimate business fronts.The idea is to show every one of their businesses as being just barely breaking even, while they send huge amounts of money back to India and recycle it there to buy or lease more property in Thailand with various schemes to get around foreign ownership restrictions.Usually these fake Indian restos share 1 barely functional kitchen between them so they can produce shitty food on demand, and definitely don't have any type of online/google maps review presence.The endgame is to establish a local Indian enclave with permanent residents as a way to offshore money from India for the family running the scheme and also as a stepping stone into other countries.As for why they don't get shut down, the answer is simple. They pay the fee.Source: real estate oldfags working in thailand
>"hire" family member as slave>"pay" them wage>slave remits their wage to india (to their employer)>report salary to thai taxes>if slave complains they become excluded from the family and will never amount to anything, because the only way Indians accomplish anything is through nepotism It turns out running a business is actually very cheap and profitable if you can exploit your family for cheap labor. They do this everywhere btw.
Terrible idea to go to the royal barge procession. I got to the park 2 hours early and the park was closed off but the designated seating area was already packed. Found a spot to sit a few rows back, in the sun, behind people with umbrellas so wont be able to see anything anyway. Gave up
>>2727648>Basically it's family slave labor and the wage scamming allows the operators to hide huge amounts of cash flow from various schemes, some of which are the legitimate business fronts.>The idea is to show every one of their businesses as being just barely breaking even, while they send huge amounts of money back to India and recycle it there to buy or lease more property in Thailand with various schemes to get around foreign ownership restrictions.This all makes sense, but how are they actually making money if nobody comes to the restaurant? I understand that the restaurant could actually just be the front to hide cash flow from other schemes, but what are the other schemes?how do indians make money at all? they're fucking retards
I think this is the king's ride but i cant really tell
>>2727652They make money with other schemes and launder the money through the Indian restaurant front, and get the money back to India through remittance via their workforce.
>>2727652>they're fucking retardsThere is always a ringleader with 100+ iq at the center of these things. Once the methodology is established and they discover they are essentially invisible and never investigated, they replicate the method as often and widely as possible until their host nation clues into it.A good example is the student visa fraud rings in Canada existing for decades and only now getting cracked open because too many jeettards were talking.
>>2727652>Get conquered by guys you call retards>be confused how they do it>still feel superior Lmao
>>2727658Vermin living in the basement and hiding from the homeowners didn't conquer anything.
Though I guess shitjeets might mistake the situation, considering about 10,000 British white men literally did conquer India some time ago.They must think having a handful of turds in the country means it's occupied.
>>2727663They conquered your mind and country, you cry nonstop about it
>>2727655Based>>2727651I gave up after missing the 517 bus to the MRT, which is actually the 1-56 bus. Google Maps says it comes by every 30 minutes, haha nope. Okay then, I can take the 92 bus which is also the 1-47 to the airport rail and then to the MRT. Well, that bus didn't show up at all over nearly an hour of walking and waiting. Even if it did, it would've taken around 3 hours to get to the Chao Phraya from my hotel.These canalside paths offer a respite from traffic if you want to take a quiet stroll. All sorts of interesting abandoned buildings, shacks, lean-tos and other odd sights along the way.
It's goyslop time in Thailand!
>>2727688The bangcock transport system is definitely very 'special', they really need a few more metro lines just to get to the bare minimum of what a city this size should have
>>2727278>>2727300Do you think you could r/onebag it (in Thailand) and fit all your Gear into a single backpack? I want to do some Trekking and Backpacking, so my Gear ear needs to be able to fit on my back while I'm cruising around on an overnight bus or blasting down the trail to summit a mountain.
>>2727410>This apartment has a mattress hard as a board. Guess how much bedrotting is happening on that damn thing. Last night I was out walking past midnight, then up wide awake at 4 AM planning today's ordeal. Every day must have an ordeal, something environmental to struggle against and overcome. The end result? No more doubt. No more questioning the purpose of life. No more physical and mental sluggishness. No more dependencies on booze and weed. No more mindless glutting on treats followed by indigestion.Hell yeah, brother. Stay hard.
>>2727707Lmao trekking where? It's 90% humidity and 90 degrees. You'll die of heatstroke. Backpacking in Thailand consists of hauling your shit from one hotel/hostel to the next.One bag in Thailand is simple. 1 pants 1 shorts 2 t-shirts 1 nice polo for an evening out. 2 socks, trusty shoes and flip flops for the rest of the time. Buy extra t-shirts along the way and whatever you need from 711 such as toiletries. Maybe bring a personal beard trimmer if you have facial hair.
>>2727709The northern mountains become quite arid in the winter months, with dewpoints typically dropping to the 12 C range.>one bag in Thailand is simpleYep, all depends on how often you care to do laundry. >>2727707The other anon is correct; downsizing your clothes load is key to traveling light. If you stay in a hotel near the national park, the simplest option is to leave most of your shit in your room. Others have said that Thai national parks rarely have long-distance trails; only way to find out is to start walking.I'll be staying in Prachin Buri to start November; it's a few kilometers from Khao Yai National Park. Nakhon Nayok is the tourist resort area, but I chose Prachin Buri because it's on the SRT East Line. Likely hire a motorbike taxi to give me a day tour of the park and lounge around while I go hiking. He pays 20 baht to get in, I pay 200 baht, kek.
>>2727689>spaghetti and a salad :/
What cities are good for minimizing encounters with Slavic peoples?
>>2727689All these images of shit meals in Thailand do perfectly why they only cost $2
>>2727808the worst part is the slumbodian is deliberatly avoiding indulging in actual, spicy thai food which is almost insulting, opting to flip reluctantly to the "farang food" section of the menu for whatever trash is there
>>2727811spicy food is degenerate garbage. enjoy your stomach ulcers
>>2727813>>2727769How does Thai street food or cheap diner food compare to American Thai? I can get a nice dish of pad thai in my area for $16. Good quality ingredients and tastes good, but I never had authentic Thai.
>>2727813>calling food of the host country degenerateyou're just a coping digestivelet with a weak little faggot stomach >>2727837the authentic thai is cheaper, more flavorful, and 1/8th the cost. Though i sorely miss thai food, there's no fuckin way im dropping $16 on pad thai when i know i can get it in thailand for $2 dollars.
>>2727837"They just don't get the spices right."
>>2727845Lmao, just fly 40 hours roundtrip on a $1400 plane ticket to get $2 plate of food...this is the brilliance of the incel coomer mindset
>>2727786Why would the occasional Slav bother you? They're gonna ignore you, so ignore them right back. >>2727808The carbonara was lame, but the 59 baht salad with tender baby leaves of hydroponically grown lettuce was pretty damn good.>>2727811The stroogling restaurant owner-operator with an empty cash drawer and empty tables gets my sympathy and my business.
>>2727852>roundtripVacationfag detected
>>2727855No to mention the exaggerated ticket price. It was 500 dollars to fly from DC to BKK and then 400 dollars to fly from BKK to Seattle. Get fucked
>>2727855I said round-trip because you are obviously a wagie who saves up all year to buy poverty food and access to a diseased hole to masturbate into. Anywho learn how to cook then you can eat whatever you want without your annual 40 hour plane ride (rt)
anyone visit the gong highway? My brother is a drummer and I want to get him one
>>2727862Kek
>>2727854>Why would the occasional Slav bother you? They're gonna ignore you, so ignore them right back.I look Slavic but I'm only 1/8 Czech the rest English and German
God, Bangkok is lovely this morning. 25 C with a balmy breeze, air purified by last night's passing showers. Pad see ew one of my fave Thai dishes. Wide noodles, scrambled egg, greens, 2 jumbo shrimp, 2 huge squid rings, and a baby octopus. Add pickled chili and garlic to taste. TOnly 60 baht or $1.78. >>2727862I worked nine weeks this year. Maybe 12 weeks in 2025? No point in slaving away all year just to turn 20K savings into 30K, 40K 50K. The fuck I need so much cash sitting around for? Being around Thai people is absolutely worth a long plane ride next to endlessly fidgeting Bulgarian youths who can't keep their arms in their seat space. >cook yer ownI prepare delicious dishes for $8/day in America. But it's not Thai food, and I benefit nobody but Kroger by grocery shopping.
>>2727929>just to turn 20K savings into 30K, 40K 50K.not knocking it, but what are you gonna do about retirement?
Robinson's was pretty cool. They've got so many bakeries with all kinds of delectable pastries and desserts, nearly all under $2. Foreigners gravitate to the mall for their shopping excursions. It seems a foreigner trait, to travel to the other side of the world only to seek out experiences which feel familiar.The selection of sandals was good, with many different workable designs. A pair of sturdy ADDA brand sandals cost 325 baht, just under $10; they have a grippy felt sole and a flexible strap made of nylon and faux leather. The sales lady hovered nearby the whole time, then accompanied me to the register to make the sale. At an American discount retailer, they'd have cost about $20 or so.>>2727941Joining a monastery or other spiritual community is a goal, but one which requires a lot more ground to cover and ordeals to face before the time is right. This current travel life is still too luxurious and comfortable to achieve any meaningful spiritual goals.
>>2728017>Joining a monastery or other spiritual community is a goal>This current travel life is still too luxurious and comfortable to achieve any meaningful spiritual goals.thats cool if you're serious about it. good luck
Crabby waves hiLocals were bemused, "the farang is eating a crab salad"
>>2728044Looks mega nasty. How do you even eat such small crab?
Why don't weed cafes in Pattaya just hire ladies for ST like all the bars do?
>>2728069I unironically have pondered this. I think maybe something to do with their weed licence, and not wanting to jeopardise it? Or perhaps having girls would be alienating to non-coomers ? I think their target-market is usually groups of young foreigners. That being said, there might be a few places with girls I simply haven't stumbled across yet
>>2728069>>2728070I think also weed can be unpredictable regarding locking down a customer. Alcohol and cooming go hand in hand, but weed and cooming could be a little fraught. I found most ladies don't wish to partake and some even have a sort of "reefer madness" negative view of it. I think most reputable mamasans don't want their girls doing any drugs.
for the anon asking about jeets on Sukhumvit, nope, haven't seen a one yet. it's a fuckin hellish tunnel of noise, tons of young single Thai females out walking, Thai guys similarly alone or with male friends
>>2728082Lol whatThere is a literal jeet/Arab town up towards nana. They are all over sukhumvit. Not so much around the big malls though.
Which dreaded hippie do I need to ask to get me self a baggie!?Is it difficult to come by stuff like that unless it’s ya bah?
>>2728091there were clusters of Arabs on Soi Sukhumvit 3 for sure, but few Indians and no Indian coomers. Soi Cowboy was lame, bunch of girls holding 80 baht happy hours special signs along a mostly empty street. Freelancers were mostly uggos, only one Nigerian tried to get my attention. The outskirts of Bangkok are decidedly superior in every way.
BTS metro wants 28 baht to ride 4 km. Ripoff!SRT East Line charges 4 baht to ride 22 km. That's more like it.Bus was 18 baht for 13 km. Meh.
>>2728111This nigger is so cheap he thinks the MRT is too expensive. Actually unbelievable levels of penny pinching going on here. I think it's a fetish.
>>2728135>I think it's a fetish.nta but obscene deals and value for money get me HIGH
>>2728111is that soi 0?
>>2728135It's quite common amongst visitors to Thailand. They chintz out on food, lodging, transportation because they need every precious baht to buy diseased whores. Worshipping at the alter of coom is a terrible addiction
>>2728187By that I mean, do regular dating apps work there or it's just another front for prostitutes?
>>2728187just give the lady her 1500 baht, david
>>2728187Back in 2017 I fucked 7 girls for free on a two week trip. I don’t think you’re doing that today because too many smelly balding white dorks have poorly presented themselves and stunk up the reputation of white westerns. Koreans on the other hand continue to get taller, they have beautiful, thick heads of hair, chiseled facial features, and are more cultural aligned, so ugly lab rat white losers are being left to sit on the steps of 711 and nurse their beer with African prostitutes
>>2728200>Koreans on the other hand continue to get taller, they have beautiful, thick heads of hair, chiseled facial features, and are more cultural aligned>again with the koreans...
>>2728210Dude I’m sorry but when I was around town I saw some absolute moggers. Like super fit, curtain hair, stunning model tier men, porcelain skin with no blemishes and chiseled jawlines. Between them and the dorkers there is no competition. Any reasonable attractive Thai girl will simply choose the Korean and leave the dirty brown isaan bops for the white crudster,You can muh micro dick till the cows come home but in terms of business why wouldn’t they chose a handsome small dicked overspender to a smell balding unkempt white loser If you look like some Abercrombie kid with curtain hair ok sure toss your hat in the ring but otherwise. Kneel.
Gonna start planning my trip on November 1st. Only one week in Bangkok, maybe in January or February. My first time ever leaving my country so look forward to a lot of retarded questions in the coming days, thank you.
>leering at women at the local asian market while drinking red bull>alcohol withdrawal headachesit's hard to let go
>>2728295Here's your answer:stay at nana hotel and never leave soi 4. you're welcome>>2728299nice
>>2728235Rare to see timid dorks on the street in Bangkok, most foreigners are pretty beefy, or else retired boomers. Koreans rarely venture far from their favorite clubs. You can spot a rich Korean because he always has multiple girls.
>3 mins, 3000 baht, 3 inches.
>>2728331>I was a slayer in my late 20s and ran through hundreds of themyou paid for all of them be quiet >9/10 sexual encounters for thai girls are in exchange for somethingyea you weren't the 1/10, hundreds of times paypigger lmao
>>2728336Esl reading comprehension, very sad and pitiful to witness. Go back to school!
The market in the port city of Samut Prakan is madness and goes on forever. Set up on what used to be a four lane highway, now it's one lane kek. Easy to access from the Sukhumvit line Pak Nam stop, but I only saw one farang in all the crowds, a handsome but moody young guy carrying no purchases. A delicious oyster omelet cost 35 baht. 10 baht apiece for exquisite breaded shrimp sticks. Surprising how clean the streets are, although they sure smell rank. Where do these people put their trash??
The Chao Phraya has always been Thailand's grandest entrance.
>>2728135There's a fare surcharge for the touristy stops on the Sukhumvit Line. Pak Nam to On Nut is 15 baht, but go ½ km farther to Phra Kanong and it costs 32 baht.
>>2728363get some of those fresh squid on a stick with the dipping sauce. you're outside the touristed areas so get to experience how cheap and tasty thailand can be, enjoy!
>>2728363>>2728388as for the streets smell, they just have really crappy sewage system that is probably clogged up from farangs flushing their TP. also spicy food..
>>2728200>>2728235no offense but if we weren't on a mongolian basket weaving forum discussing third world coomholes i would assume you were a fag for these gooks or something. in fact i'm not sure you arent
>>2727455go work slave labor on a shrimp farm for a few monthsthis should really be a tourist attraction - survivor thailand. complete the grueling daily marches, farm labor, and ramshackle accomodations and win a shirt that says - "I HATE THAILAND" and six month visa extension. sadistic jester-like thai guards, mosquito nets, hooped contraband, exhausted and horny tourists, red&blue teams, betrayal- it would be a gas.
Just applied for DTV. Fingers crossed. Only going to be working a couple months a year so might be overkill.
>>2728449You can acknowledge when other men are handsome without being gay anon.
Prices of secondhand phones in the Samut Prakan market. >>2728389The soup vendors dump buckets full of rich broth and other food waste into the street drains at the end of every day. That's why the rats love the drains so much, they are full of goodies to eat.
>>2728388Saw the squid, the octopus, and spitted small birds of indeterminate species. They have a long neck that flops back and forth as the spit rotates over the flames.
>>2728567god DAMN those are some big prawns
>>2726730Why do americans keep insisting to me that property valuations are so high here? Every time I get taken around with realtors the price is so fucking dirt cheap. Yet when I tell people this they start arguing with me. If I ask for evidence of their claims, they lash out or abandon the conversation. To this day they’ve never given me any evidence. What is their motivation exactly?
Some third-class traincars have padded seats, others don't. 28 baht for the ride to Pattaya. 8 AM departure and 10:45 AM arrival, return train departs 2:20 PM and drops me off by 5:20 PM. >>2728576Same as those who say "Thailand is basically California" or "Thailand is overrun". Some people, when they are unable to enjoy something, will try their hardest to shit on it and ruin it for everyone else.
>>2728576i know a dorker who bought a condo in bangkok for 60k cash. his "CAM fee" which is the same as an HOA in america is like $125 dollars a month. I don't think property values are going to go anywhere tbqh
Somebody got led off the train in cuffs today.The two farmworkers across the aisle from me kept breaking off their animated conversation and hiding in the bathroom every time the cops came through the car. Were they accomplices, IDK.
Saw an ad for a 39 m2 furnished high-rise studio in Pattaya for 6000 baht per month. Overall didn't care for Pattaya, though its outskirts looked no different from any other medium-sized Thai city. Far, far less hustle and hassle than Cartagena...but it was 12 noon, only a smattering of tourists as workers sat in their lunch circles. A fair number of Korean chicks taking selfies on the beach. Pattaya is a judgment-free zone for sure. People hide their opinion of you as a person, you're merely a walking wallet to them. Very few farang take the train here.
Bike & rail hybrid travelBased boomer Real Traveler
>>2728576naively perhaps because they have no resell value
>>2728649Probably meth related. Laborers consume/trade/sell huge amounts of meth. If you see random police on a train and people hiding its because they have meth on them.
>slumdorker is in Pattaya and only about 500m awayIf you want to see the "real" Pattaya go over to darkside. It's the residential area for normal thais and cheap retirees.
I got tricked. A chick I see often invited me to a "beach club" with her and her friends today. I arrived and they were already very drunk and had been drinking and eating all day. No problem I thought, drunk thai girls more fun than sober right?Right. So I spent about an hour hanging out chatting laughing etc, then her friends begin vanishing. Finally only she is left I ask where her friends went.>They go homeOkay w/e it's almost evening. What about you?>I go with you!Okay, shall we go?>yes, you pay the bill?Pay the what? I had a margarita and a San mig, and I paid for those already.>the bill baby, my bill! I can't affordOh.Shit.So now I'm on the spot. The staff think I'm the paypig and there is no escape. Sigh...let's see the damage.7,500 thb. Her friends were there with her since like 11am feeding like pigs from a trough and drinking constantly and getting massages. I showed up and now I'm paying the bill because it's either that or cause a scene and lose access to this pussy that I really enjoy, and her social circle of hot club chicks.Fuck.>do you take card?Yes they do. Or course they do. They know the game, they count on it and are in on it. Summon water buffalo to pay the bill. 555 up to you!! Surprise surprise she is now "too drunk" and wants sleep, so she goes home and I'm left holding my dick. Completely obliterated paypig retard. I got got.Next time I get her in bed I'm putting it up her ass.
>>2728681couldn't be me...
Wasn't expecting to see jungly mountains in Chonburi province, but yep, there are some. >>2728681The last part was the real kicker. Least she could've done was show you some gratitude.
>>2728681lol are there any western tourists in thailand with a spine or you're all like that? I get it that pussy is strong but come on man, you could've told her no and find 10 new pussies across the street
Sad to be leaving Thai Samut Village tomorrow...gonna miss its youthful energy, friendly faces and welcoming service.#284 train passed through an afternoon rainshower on the way back from Pattaya, leaving the air fresh and balmy. Picrel is the Bang Pakong River in Chachoengsao. Week 1 expenditures: $165Lodging: $77Food: $59Miscellaneous: $21Local transport: $4.24 (1 moto taxi and 4 bus rides)Intercity transport: $2.97 (347 kilometers covered!)Water: $0.83Degeneracy: $0
>>2728696Nope, spine snapper got 'em all
>>2728567quails eggs are delicious too. and those little donut things.
>>2728681>Completely obliterated paypig retard. I got got.>>Next time I get her in bed I'm putting it up her ass.it's not entirely a trick, it's culturally accepted that the guy with the money pays the bill, they have given you the chance to gain face. having said that, you can now pretty much do whatever you want to her and you should. see if you can do something so nasty that she considers leaving you behind. drip feed and always get something in return.
>>2728696the problem is now you are on the hook for the bill and it's pretty easy to find videos of what happens to those that don't pay the bill online. best to keep the harmony. even better to not get involved with thai sluts for more than one fuck.
Walking down soi 6 when you're not old obese or an Indian is quite the experience.
>>2728681Nice going retard
>>2728681Had this happen at a Thai club and I ducked out to the bathroom right before the bill came death stares all around. Still took the bitch home and stealth’s her while she was prone bone
>>2728681hahaha you paypig loser bitch.You were there for an hour. They were there all day without you. You still paid for their fucking get together. You weren't even there. >Next time I get her in bed I'm putting it up her ass.You better make her cry. Bet you won't you loser bitch paypig simp dork walking ATM buffalo farang fucking RETARD>I go with you!>Surprise surprise she is now "too drunk" and wants sleep, so she goes home and I'm left holding my dick.>Don't want to lose access to her pussy>Don't want to lose access to her social circleWhy? So you can't pick up bills for outings you weren't a part of again? I'll let you pay my bills if it'll help you feel better.Imagine actually wanting to be around those people again after you get played like this. That's your social circle? Your farmers since you're a buffalo?I'm having a HEARTY chuckle at this whole scenario
What do Thai people think of beards?Is it associated with masculinity/virility or with broke hipsters?
>>2728751Asian men generally can't grow good looking beards so they don't, so Asian women are not used to them. It's ultimately down to individual preference but on average compared to white countries they prefer clean shaven, or at most a short beard.
>>2728681I would never speak to that person again.Find a new bitch and this time don't meet her at a beach club.
>>2728751Nope it’s associated with criminals, low-life’s, and bums. I advise the slumbodian to shave especially if he’s outside the farang ghettosPersonal preference doesn’t mean anything in collectivist societies. You either adhere to the cultural standards or you get to enjoy being judged harshly
>>2726730>High trust society editionLol, no...thats a "if you get caught yer fuuuuucked" society.Grey crime, make it partially lawful and act ignorant of situations, thats Asia.
>>2728681>>2728768Hah, see what I mean...
>>2728681you are pathetic
>>2728681>Surprise surprise she is now "too drunk" and wants sleep, so she goes home and I'm left holding my dickthis is the worst part man. she didn't even give you reluctant, reciprocal pussy. you got robbed and then went home completely empty handed. i would've beaten the shit out of her dude. i initially paid this girl once, and then we fell into fwb thing, and she led me to believe all night we were gonna go home and fuck, so i rejected an extremely appetizing prospect while we were out. when we got home she said her covid shot site hurt and so she didn't wanna have sex. i fuckin snapped, ripped her out of bed, picked her up over my head and slammed her onto my couch, grabbed her arm and threw her out of my room.i literally would've beaten the shit out of your bitch and bribed the police afterwards.>next time im putting it up her assthe only thing id be putting to her is my fists to her face. you shouldn't even be entertaining sex with a cunt like that. she deserves to be kicked around on the floor like a dog
>>2728841Loser
>order stir-fried frog with garlic at a local eatery>they take the frog out of the freezer and thaw it in the sink>the mom and her boyish daughter discuss something>she comes over and says via Translate "sorry, we are out of frog. do you want pork or chicken?">I choose pork>mom walks out the door with the frog meat in a bagThey could've easily masked the spoilage with the spices and made twice as much money as they did with the pork meal, leaving me to get food poisoning. But they didn't. And no, this isn't a fluke or an exception. Every single vendor in this neighborhood takes great pride in their food, and would never serve me something that is not of the best quality. They treat my patronage as an honor, a second time doubly so. And as always, you know it's good food when you shit a log like clockwork every day.
>>2728751The Ho Chi Minh style goes over very well with a face that most Thai women estimate as belonging to a 23 year old, not a 30 year old. It lends an air of gravity and maturity. I keep it well-combed and the cheeks clean-shaven. Women and kids will eye me up, but then look away when I notice them. Even young guys seem to think it's cool.
>>2728857>>2728862you're starting to sound like a delusional megalomaniac>thai women estimate to belong to a 23 year old>They treat my patronage as an honor
>>2728748>kicking a man while he's downyou sound like a real fuckwit mate.
>>2728751they generally don't like long hair either, but the 1 in 100 that do are still a good time. I did see a guy with a huge hipster beard walking down soi 6 a couple of weeks ago, I wondered how he fared.
>>2728881In Thailand, you don't have to be rich to be proud. Unlike East Asia, your social standing here is determined by your behavior, not your economic status. Another lesson learned from the monks...
Wtf to do in samui, I just made a quick stop for a week here before bangkok but I made no plans. Not interested in cooming so would just like spa/massage/basic touristy recs
>>2728841went too far with the LARP there bro
>>2728896The monks also taught me you are a gigantic subhuman faggot
>>2728881>you're starting to sound like a delusional megalomaniacthis happens when you stay in Thailand too long. this is why I only go for short stays these days.
>>2728905Kekyep
>>2728907the thais will make a whole fantasy world for you to live in as long as you keep doling out the cash. once the money runs out however, travel there long enough and you can see the remains of beggar farangs who stayed too long and spent too much. best to check yourself and go back home to the land of cold women and $20 burgers.
>>2728910yea once the cash is gone the entire act stops immediately. and it is an act. every mr. farang faggot will tell themselves and company, "no no see she was ACTSHUALLY attracted to ME, but not those other thousands of guys she acted the exact same way for im tellin you bros!"i was there awhile back. >but im young!>but i have hair!>im actually a hansum man!>charisma!nope!
>>2728922is that a crime?
>>2728922it's not an act per se, more an intrinsic part of their culture. the man or the money earner is expected to provide and gains status from that. you spending money and buying all her friends drinks is attractive to them in a more base way than in the west. their culture is less evolved and the primary emotions are more prevalent. it's just a different social game they are playing over there. if you don't learn how to play it though you will get sucked dry before too long. had a couple of 20k THB nights myself, however I can afford it and they were pretty fun...
>>2728924stfu my entire comment was merely descriptive you retard. >>2728925yea when showed up at windmill at 9pm everyday for a few weeks and fucked 5 different girls, 4-5 girls would jump on me when i sat down and rub all over me, lift up their skirts, spread their ass and show me their buttholes. it was amazing. i bought them all drinks didn't care just drowning in euphoria whew lad gee wiz those were kino times.
>>2728925I don't mind paypigging if I know thats the arrangement. However being invited and then having the bill dumped on me by surprise is scumbag behavior even for thai girls.The sad part is if I didn't accept getting treated this way, there are a dozen or more other men just like me waiting in the wings to sweep in an paypig even harder, and the women won't learn any lesson at all.The psychopath suggesting immediate ultraviolence is actually correct when it comes to fixing the behavior. It's the only way a woman like that would learn a lesson about playing with men, because despite being manhandled in bed, she doesn't respect the fact we can kill her instantly any time we want.However he is mistaken about being able to bribe the police when it comes to assaulting a woman. You won't get away with that, especially if she's connected at all. Beating up a woman in Thailand is probably the fastest way to land yourself in thai jail for at least one month before they even let you talk to your embassy.
>>2728946>your spending money and buying all her friends drinks is attractive to them in a more base way than in the west. their culture is less evolved and the primary emotions are more prevalent. iou spending money and buying all her friends drinks is attractive to them in a more base way than in the west. their culture is less evolved and the primary emotions are more prevalent. very good anthropological observation my friend. you are quite correct. theres a certain primitivism going on. in my opinion, thais and other SEAzns are closer to the essence of life because of this baseness. you can FEEL it
>>2728947bullshit. there's no "believe her" culture in thailand. you absolutely can bribe your way out of that situation. its gonna cost a pretty penny but yea
>>2728946Windmill is a magical place. Wish there were more establishments that captured that particular crazy nympho vibe. Kink and lk Angels just aren't the same.
>>2728951It ain't 2000 anymore bro. If you break a woman's jaw or shatter her orbital socket, you're fucked.My mate who broke his gf finger while grabbing her hand during an argument (she was slapping him) got arrested and went to court over it, and wound up paying 150k thb to her, fortunately no prison time but she wanted it.
>>2728949It's all artificial contrived behavior on the part of Thai females. Coomers choose to live in a bubble of fakery maintained by their outsized expenditures; therefore, their observations and experiences are entirely irrelevant to Thailand as a whole.
>>2728952yea i literally barfined a girl, fucked her at my hotel down the street on soi 15 and then came back and cuddled with her far back on the top row of seats and we both fell asleep. it was the most heartwarming thing ever >>2728962perhaps...>>2728956>wound up paying 150k>"i literally would've beaten the shit out of your bitch and bribed the police afterwards."*chuckles*
There are dozens of other places you can bring your kids in Thailand, so why choose Pattaya main strip? I will never understand these eurotsrd bumblers wandering around looking bewildered in the evening.What did they think they were getting? Who tricked them?
>>2728970Pattaya is Family Friendly you chud
>>2728897>ask in the general don't make your own thread!> general is full of 70iq animals whose entire life goal revolves around getting their dick wet and are about as smart and useful as niggers
>>2728999You love it fanboy. Come on down to pattaya city where the touts are mean and the girls are shittayyy PLEASE PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOooOooMe yAaaa yeaaaauhhh
Prachin Buri is a sedate provincial city of high culture. People are haughty here; one could call them Thai supremacists. One restaurant made me write my order in Thai script on a pad; the restaurant owner evidently approved, said "thank you very much, you come back soon". Everyone else refuses to speak a word of English. Challenge accepted!>>2728999Sorry anon, I don't do islands/beaches.
The Prachin Buri National Museum documents the 6000 year history of human settlement and cultural interchange in eastern Thailand. It explains why Thais in this part of the country see their civilization as equal to any other; i.e. "we don't need your tourist dollars, but if you're hungry, what the hell, reckon we can get you something to eat."Lots of weed shops here. I get the vibe most people over 40 will be glad to see them shuttered.
>>2728971>prostitutes line beach road after 8pm>90% of crowds are horny drunk men there for pussy>much of those crowds are Indian rape apes who will try to grope or feel up any woman in reach>bargirls with their asscheeks hanging out prancing around getting food from noodle carts >weed smoke everywhereIs that euro idea of family friendly? Idk I've never been to europoor.
>>2729017no i was joking. one thing that blew my mind was seeing families and their cunny daughters in the middle of pattaya. thats criminal negligence on the part of their father.
>>2727410I kinda know this feel. As a /p/haggot I spend my holidays hauling heavy bulky gear around and relentlessly hunt for the perfect shots. I sleep in whatever cheapo hole I can find and eat very little, usually something small to go like onigiri in Japland or nasi lemak in Malaysia. I don't give the slightest fuck about fine dining, beaches, cooming or clubbing. I'm just there to take photos in the most inconvenient ways possible come hell or high water.Flying to Singapore on Saturday, wish me luck. You stay strong too brah.
>>2727065kek
>>2728894>kicking will continue until morale improvesbetter he take his licks now from his real frens than looking back in shame years from now. and don't for one second imagine this to be an isolated occurrence.
>>2728922>yea once the cash is gone the entire act stops immediately. and it is an act.not a bug but a feature. so long, that is, as you don't lost in the sauce. you think its any different in the west? of course, you wouldn't know so i'll clue you in, its not any different except its worse because, here, everyone from the women to the courts pretend its otherwise.
>>2728947>in thai jail for at least one month before they even let you talk to your embassy.>stay indefinitely in thailand with this one simply trick...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4
>>2729026that picture makes me feel like im looking at it edge on from space
>>2729026All good and fine, but the eating sparely part? Surely you can't enjoy food photography more than the food itself, kek.This city is torpid in the midday heat. Nobody is eager to do business when the sun is blazing...but then toward dusk, everyone hits the markets and eateries and stalls at once, and the energy levels go through the roof. By 7:30 PM, the crowds have thinned out and everything begins winding down for the night. Lots of social circles on the sidewalks and riverfront promenade. Didn't see another farang all day.
>>2729079Mmmm rancid meat cooked in gutter oil
A basic, rather worn apartment here runs around $14/day. It's got the old-fashioned tube TV and a Thai-style hard mattress. You can get the room for 400 baht/night paying cash. Very quiet setting, no English spoken.
>>2729079Ain't got no time man. Also my appetite kind of vanishes while I'm traveling. I never pay for hotel breakfast, pic related is what keeps me going late into the afternoon. Then I'll grab some ramen/konbini meal/hole in the wall kebab style for real quick. In Japan my diet was almost exclusively caloriemate and miso ramen, with occasionally grabbing something like mitarashi dango from street stalls. I've been to Japan five times and never had sushi or sashimi or any of that fancy shit. In Budapest I ate nothing but pita kebab from the same hole in the wall joint next to my apartment for the whole week, a bit before midnight when coming back from the day's expedition. Only on the last day when I was finished with shooting, I went into a proper diner and pigged down gigantic fries and beef stew until I was so full I had to lie down in a park lawn next to the Danube being unable to move for two hours. Now that's traveling for me.
>>2729139You're a weird motherfucker, but at least you're a real one.
>>2729139I wish I could not care about money because I have 20k but I’ve psyopped myself into working for extended periods of time to shore up my finances for retirement. Feels more comfy
>>2729234If you don't care about money you will be broke and then worry about having no money which is where you are now because $20,000 is basically no money. Get a second job, start a side hustle and get some money instead of uselessly crying on incel forums
>>2729262That's not my entire net worth retard its my emergency fund sitting in a savings account you antagonistic ferret>useless crying*yawn* quiet up faggot
Saving for retirement is a game you can never win, because no matter how much you save, it won't seem enough for 30 years' living expenses in a future of further dollar devaluation. Retirement is a ploy to keep you slaving away and obediently handing your after-tax surplus back to the system like a good goy. $20,000 is plenty to live free and easy for a time, if your spending habits are disciplined.This time of year is quite mild in Thailand. Highs only reach 93 F or so. Adding spice to your food enhances radiative heat dissipation.Regional transport can be very limited in these towns. A bus to Bangkok that departs when it's full...that looks to be about it. Nakorn Nayok is a major vacation destination, sprawling over a vast area and evidently not serviced by any buses or songthaews.
I hate playing Frogger IRL
>>2729382Drug addict cope and seethe>Wah wah wah I'm smart I know the $ is going down so I will cry cry cryLmao if you were smart you would use your super secret knowledge to be rich
>>2729442only time im gonna tip my hat to the /biz/ spillover larper.
>>2729451Lmao, biz is poor, you are an expert on biz apparently and also poor....coinkydinky?Seriously dude quit typing garbage and get rich
No degeneracy in bars here in Prachinburi. The drinking hasn't even started by 8 PM on a Friday. The high school boys' and girls' jogging clubs were out for their evening run on the riverfront pathway. A day's eating in Thailand...>Flat & round granola bar with peanuts, sesame and crispy rice>Braised pork with red sauce over noodles and morning glory, savory vegetable broth on the side>Banana parfait>Coconut-flavored custard cake>Orange juice>Grilled sausage>Onion rings>Fried bread slice stuffed with creamy corn>Shrimp, crab and mushroom dumplings (one each)>Pad kee mao (drunken noodles) with chicken>Apple and pineapple juice smoothie>Savory rice ballTotal cost 348 baht or 10.27 USD
>>2729484Wow they have food in Thailand like totally worth working all year paying $1500 for plane tickets spending 2 days in a medal tube to get food prepared by indians for the same price you could make it yourself in 30 minutes
trying to understand what tf just happened >go to massage place in bangkok>get oil massage for 1 hour>girl gives me massage>bit of touching on the little guy>expect happy ending at this point>she pulls her pants off and pushes me to finger her>she is absolutely soaked>thinking ok this is fun but I just want a hj>tries to get me inside her raw>I say no, not without condom>she keeps trying & I say no>ask for a handjob, points to the clock and finishes the massage >im thinking what tf, no HE?>ask her, she says no sorry>charges me 350 baht and I leaveis she pissed I didnt fuck her? why was she insisting on bareback?should I have negotiated what I wanted & the price first?
>>2729524For some reason she was horny and wanted you to lay some pipe. I've been in a similar situation before, soaked cunt and all, but I took her up on it. She wasn't the best looking lass but she really needed that dick and that made it memorable and fun.Some detail is missing here, or am I to understand that you were scared of raw pussy?
And yeah I would say she was definitely upset that you turned her down and was only interested in getting the massage over with at that point.
>>2726825You’re either gay or not. Hiring a ladyboi is a quick way of finding out.
>>2726984Incorrect. Bottled water in Thailand or these stations like picrel are almost entirely shit-tier. Montfleur or 6ty are patrician quality water.
>>2729524insanely hot storycan't believe you were able to deny the advancegood on you man, wish I had that kind of self control
>>2729552You’re either a degenerate loser or not. Hiring a ladyboi is a quick way of finding out
>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA
>>2729524Im JuSt TrYinG to fiGUre outYou probably could’ve gotten freel raw puss for 350 baht you FUCKING DORK
>arrive in bangkok>see indians and balding and fat white guys everywherelmao I bet more than half the ppl in this thread are balding fat white guys who are losers back home. makes you wonder and disregard all opinions here.
>>2729631im a loser, but i have hair and im not fat its really easy not to be fat if you're not eating mcdonalds 3x a day and do nothing but lay in bed. kind of boggles my mind that people can be so fuckin fat
>>2729631>arrive in bangkok>see indians and balding and fat white guys everywhere because you hang out with losers>look in mirror be balding fat white guy who is loser in Thailand>Cry on white incel loser blog about yourself . makes you wonder and disregard all opinions here.
>>2729487$1500 in flights over nine months is $170/month. People pay more than that for their fucking car insurance, anon. >for the same price you could make it yourselfI can and do cook delicious meals for cheap, but the variety is very limited and repetitious in order to make sure perishables always get used up in a timely manner. In Thailand I have 100x more options to choose from. Thai cooking styles can't be duplicated indoors on a conventional range with a saucepan or frying pan either. >>2729631You did not arrive in Bangkok, you smelly cretin.Indians don't go everywhere in Bangkok, they cluster around their jeet containment zones. White guys are bigger than Thais, but it's rare to see fatsos out and about, as fat people accustomed to air-conditioning don't do well walking around in Bangkok's climate. Pattaya is full of balding oldfags, true, but foreigners who visit Bangkok are younger and typically have a full head of hair.
>>2729487So true bro. Why travel anywhere at all? You can literally just watch all those places on youtube
Good riddance, humidity! A reversal of the monsoon pattern across East and Southeast Asia is bringing a dry northeast breeze sweeping in across Thailand today, kicking off the "winter" dry season. Bangkok will see dewpoints drop from the oppressive 26 C of days past to a delightful 19 C. This dry pattern is forecast to persist going forward. It's a great time to be here.
When the Thai police pull up asking where you're from and wanting a selfie with you, it is a demand, not a request. Restaurant staff had the same "what was that all about" look as I did. Multiple people here have made conversation, offered rides, had me videochat with their mom, etc. Keep telling me Thailand is overvisited and ruined. Bunch of lies. Biggest downside to Prachinburi is the limited hotel selection. Otherwise it's one of the best small cities I've visited so far.
>>2729587Found it
This $13/night room in Kabin Buri is sweet. 100 meters from the train station, unbeatable for convenience. A soft bed for a change, holy shit. Cute & friendly chick at reception. These local places don't make you wait til check-in time. No room deposit required either. High trust society.
>>2729741I never paid a room deposit anywhere in Thailand as far as I can remember.
>>2729524Reminds me of the time I was getting a rub and tug in dubai and the thai lady was visibly restless when she got my hog out and it swelled up to its final dimensions.She was in love with my cock. It was love at first sight and she was making little moaning sounds while rubbing it on her face. I finally had enough and asked her if she wanted to ride it, and after a moments hesitation she took her panties down and sat on it raw. Her eyes rolled up into her skull so quickly it was comical, but she rode me like she was possessed. It was one of those places with really thin walls but she was wailing like a banshee and was soaking my lap.Never seen a woman come like that before or since. Can't say it was piss because it has "draw" to it like it was slightly viscous. Just raw pussysquirt and it was getting everywhere.Finally managed to flip her over into prone bone and plapped her out deep and hard until I was getting physically exhausted, and then nutted deep inside of her. Probably one of the biggest and longest sustained cums of my life, thanks to her exceptionally horny behavior.She was totally fucked out and in a daze for like 5 minutes, and had her hand down between her legs playing with my semen that was leaking out of her and pushing it back in as it sort of glopped out.We had a nice conversation after that, and she explained herself that she had been in dubai for 1 year and no boyfriend or lover, and the shop mainly serviced Indians and Arabs who have disgusting bodies and tiny cocks. I reminded her of her australian boyfriend from when she was in her early 20s, and seeing my large penis made her horny like back then. She was extremely happy and wouldn't take extra money for the "full service", since it wasn't part of the job for her. She just took for the massage only and asked me to visit again if I could. We made out for s couple minutes till she started whimpering and dry humping again, but I had to go.
>>2729747Lmao, white incel loser has a dream he's chad, still has to buy a diseased whore
>>2729752lmao based quickdraw mcsnarker
>>2729747amazing, wish I had a giant cock that made girls go crazy and jump onmine's not small but it's not anything that makes them lose their minds or freak outthat does sound like an amazing experience though, thanks for sharingI'm doing semen retention right now and conquered my lust demon today by going to an asian spa and declining the happy ending (I am a usual coomer)
>>2729757It has it's downsides though. Some women will refuse if you're too big for them.
>>2729830I'm a girthy 19cm and this has never happened to me once either at home or abroad. I have some difficulty getting it in sometimes but they're still all about it. I don't have much going for me in life and I will probably have to end it at some point but I think I lucked into a perfect size dick.
>>2729587Holy BASED I thought you were gone.
You cunts with your huge dicks make me seethe sometimes. With a smaller unit you don't get these adventures and sex isn't as good since everything is less tighter fitting. Not fair :(
>>2729848I literally just had a girl from ThaiFriendly politely apologize and walk out after seeing mine. Even in Europe it was a problem a few times and in Japanese soaplands like a 3rd of the time.One girl back in Europe decided to tough it out without telling me. It was hard to even stick it in and afterwards she would complain she was in massive pain through the whole thing.
>>2729872Jesus bro, how big are we talking?
>>2729882In length it's the normal 16cm, but in circumference it's a bit over 15cm, which apparently according to some studies I've seen is in the top 1%, haven't seen many other erect dicks in person so it's hard to say how accurate that is.
>>2729897>haven't seen many other erect dicks in personYou're cooming in Thailand but haven't started hitting the ladyboys yet? I guess that girth could be extra scary if we're talking anal but I reckon there's just one way to find out.
>>2729830Still that sounds way cooler than just being "the perfect size"I can still make girls come with my dick but I never really fill them up and stretch them outthen again I have been told it's better because we can have sex for longer and more frequently without them being in pain (not sure if this is a backhanded compliment)
>>2729897What the fuck? It's almost as big around as it is long? The mental image I have of this is absurd.
>>2730047literal chode lmfao
are you guys pretend to be prude or the coomers/gooners gather in other places not here?
>>2730058Being a no-fun virgin faggot is based and trad on /pol/ so they do it to look cool. They have degenerate porn in another tab and their clothes are all crusted in dry cum.
>>2730071if I could burn /pol/ down to the ground I would be a happy man, everything was so much better pre-2015
>>2730075Same, buddy. I feel you.
Why are the touts on walking street allowed to shove explicit photos in your face? If at least it was attractive women doing it it would be tolerable, but when some middle aged manlet goblin does it it's uncomfortable. And then you walk 10 and 5 others do the same again and again. Very annoying.
>>2730101>allowed
>>2729524>I say no, not without condomfair enough dude. better when you're the one doing the convincing not the other way around. i've only ever felt the need if she's something exceptional which wouldn't appear to be the case as you failed to mention her looks. also, sum bitches do be evil tho and like passing around their communicable diseases.
>>2726730I am hearing reports of alot of younger guys in pattaya right now. Is this a high season thing? idk bros, pattaya was my anti mog zone out of bangkok. I truly might rope if I see some tall good looking guy in the same areas as me
>>2730692มันจบแล้ว
>>2730692>>2730692>anti mog zone out of bangkok. I truly might ropewhat?i looked this up. are you saying that was your place away from "alphas" (that is cancerous feminist language) and you're going to leave if you see more of them there?i'm shocked men IN thailand are using this language. this probably explains why that place has massively gone to shit. this confirms what I deduced was going on there with the women acting cunty. you idiots go there desperate for a woman, just as the feminist cunts say (and you're the only guys that are desperate - don't lump me in with you, faggot), ***AND*** you faggots try spoiling these women and bully them into acting like an american cunt that you don't want. why do you faggots do this shit? i swear half of the world isn't even sentient; you faggots are like poor quality AI chat bots
>>2729017>PrachinburiGenerally those places are in the middle of the most touristy areas. Families don't go there unless they are some lower class low iqs. Families stay by the beach in resorts, go sight-seeing, to shopping malls and on different excursions. t. been going to Phuket/Bangkok/Samui since I was like 8 years old for many many years. Only seen Bangla road when driving by and never walked it
I've begun dating a beautiful Thai hag. She's 58 and still sexy and has a PhD and a good career. Is this based?
>>2731277You tell us. Is it?
