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>>2732634
Like hell I'm giving up my food spots.

There is a reason Vegas is the food capital of the world, though. Do some research.

>>2732637
Moron

>>2732634
Italian
>Lavo (strip)
>Andiamo (fremont)
>Piero’s (just off strip)
>Giuseppe’s (spring valley, more of a local hangout)
Steak
>Bazaar (strip)
>Oscar’s (fremont)
>Golden Steer (off strip)
>Stanton Social Prime (strip)
Other
>Nacho Daddy (multiple locations)
>Le Thai (near fremont)
>a million buffets on the strip
>Pizza Rock/Evel Pie (both on fremont)
I prefer fremont to the strip. Plenty of amazing places to eat on the strip tho

>>2732664
Just checking the menu at Bazaar. Wow.
"Yes, gimme a half pound of Wagyu my good man. "
@ 60$ per ounce

>>2732668
No prices for Stanton's. (I guess if you have to ask.......)

Whatever happened to the $1.99 prime rib ?

>>2732670
"With all the fixins and a free shrimp cocktail."

>>2732670
Forget which place but somewhere downtown has a $3.99 steak & eggs breakfast which was surprisingly good

>>2732669
Stanton's has a 64oz tomahawk steak which is enough for 4-6 people and costs $395. You get the steak and the short rib and it's worth it IMO. Fucking delicious and flambeed tableside

I lived in Vegas for 2 years and I visit 2-3 times a year to visit my friends. We pretty much avoid the strip because it's overpriced and no one who lives in Vegas will go near it. With that said, if you want to get off the strip, go to Redrocks and park at the Calico Basin parking area. You can do a really fun rock scramble hike to the top of the giant rock pile. You could do the cloud 9 course at the Angel Park and play a round for $100 with balls, clubs and a cart included. The downtown Grand casino still has $5 blackjack. Fremont Street has free live music at nights on the weekends. There are like 100 good Asian restaurants on Spring Mountain Blvd, Hachi is my favorite. If you're into biking or skateboarding, there are about 14 free skateparks in the Vegas valley. Omega Mart is pretty cool. The Arizona Hot Spring Trail is great.

are players cards worth the effort if youre a small limit player? can you actually get free rooms and free food and shit if you spend 500 bucks gambling over a trip

>>2732972
Yes, it's worth getting them. It's like 10 minutes to get one and even with only $500 coin in you might get teaser offers for a couple nights or at least discounted rates. The thing is this is not going to happen on the first trip at that play level, it will be for subsequent trips. So if you only go every 5 years don't bother.

>>2733035
I had several hookers proposition me on Fremont around 330am last time I was in Vegas
>>2732972
It’s less about the dollar amount per wager and more about the length of your play. Casinos love slot players especially. If you enjoy slots you should always use your card and you’ll get some comps after a couple trips. Table games count for points too but they don’t accumulate as quickly as slots

>>2732634
Carrot Top is surprisingly good. Was a bit skeptical, but his act was polished and he was very genuine and likable. Highly recommend.

For food, Omlette House and Blueberry Hill are good breakfast spots, Blueberry Hill on Flamingo is 24hrs. Another Italian recommendation is Nora's on W. Flamingo; great service, high quality, and huge portions. Din Tai Fung at Aria is very good and not too expensive. Really enjoyed Shiang Artisan Noodle. Golden Steer is overrated. Bugsy and Meyers was better imo.

Best gambling is South Point; low table minimums, 3/2 $10 blackjack, $5 3-card, $5 UTH and the slots are loose. Plus the service is old school Vegas, they take care of you without nickle and diming. After midnight, they have a cafe that has $5 specials; burgers, shrimp cocktail, steak and eggs...

Other entertainment, Chicas Bonitas (not joking). Just be on your best behavior or you might have issues with other patrons. Speaking even a little Spanish will also help, but is not necessary. $300 budget and you will have the time of your life.

Tips; if she starts talking money in the elevator, she is an undercover.

Is there really that much difference between a 50/100/200 dollar a night hotel? I use a hotel room to sleep in and can't understand why you'd pay out the ass for a room.

>>2733255
$50 night hotel room is not for sleeping.

>>2733255
If you’re talking Friday-Saturday night, anything under $200 in Vegas will be a 2.5 star hotel at best. If you go midweek you can get a 4-5 star hotel room for under $200 sometimes.

For me, luxury hotels are overrated AF. I don’t spend time in the room besides sleeping and showering. If I was taking a SO maybe I’d pay the extra $100 a night and get a 4 star place to impress her. If I’m going solo or with friends I’m booking the cheapest 3 star I can find

>>2733255
If you don't care about room, then just look at the location. Without a car, anywhere off the strip is going to be major hassle. I would AVOID places like the Rio, The Stratosphere, Circus Circus, The Palms, Mandalay Bay, The Orleans, and the Sahara. They're are all far from the central part of the strip. You'll have to uber or take the bus to get around. Some places are just old and shitty like Flamingo, Excalibur, Luxor and Harrah's. For a tiny little bit more, you get a nicer stay.

If you're staying mid week on a budget and you want to be on the strip, I'd look for a room at the Paris, Treasure Island, MGM or Planet Hollywood. The Paris has some nice rooms with a view of the Bellagio fountains for like $140/night during the week. It's also central on the strip.

Just get drunk and high on the legal weed out there. Let your superior judgement and altered mind mental superiority guide you to adventure.

>food
I never eat anywhere fancy, usually just the mid casino places and it’s fine. Not paying $100 for a steak
>gambling
Get a player card and play $1 video poker as much as possible. You can tread water in that game for hours on $200 usually. Accumulate a ton of points and it counts as slot play which is what casinos want. They’ll send great comp offers if you play a lot of VP
>tips & tricks
The $20 trick works at most lower end properties. Not at Bellagio or other luxury places. Worth it to get a cheap upgrade. Worst case, you’re out $20

>>2733413
This sounds like a sensible plan.
btw when did they legalize pot there ?
Is the US doing it state by state ?

>>2733452
It is up to each state whether it wants weed legal or not. A measure in Florida that would have legalized it failed, whereas Colorado and California have had it legal for over a decade.

>>2733432
>The $20 trick
What's that?

>>2733476
When you check into a hotel they always ask for your ID and a credit card. You sandwich a $20 between the two cards when you hand it to them. They’ll give you a room upgrade most of the time

>>2733477
Imma try this next time at Motel 6

>>2733479
It’s worked for me at multiple mid level Vegas properties. I tried it at Venetian once and the lady handed my $20 back and said they’re booked full so there’s no upgrades. Obviously I had to still tip her the 20 but it made me wonder if I slipped her $100 if she would have given me a suite

Any casinos spas with reasonably priced massage? Not looking for a seedy rub n tug place, legit massage that isn’t $190 for 50 minutes

Looks like hotels are raising their prices so the black friday "deals" are the same as the prices from last week.

There's no point to gamble in Vegas unless you live in a state (or country) with no gambling. Almost every US state has casinos where you can play the same games as Vegas for 1/3 the price. Go to Vegas for the shows and clubs and food and pools and museums. Don't gamble unless you're a poker player or sports bettor. Vegas gambling odds have gotten progressively worse over the last 15 years and the comps keep diminishing.
>>2734407
Look on Massagebook or something. Casino spas are all super overpriced. I've only done a casino spa when I had at least $100 off and it still cost more than a massage at home
>>2733255
The main difference between a $100 and a $200+ room is the clientele. If you stay at a cheap place you'll be surrounded by low class people having arguments in their rooms, yelling in the halls at 2am, shit like that.

>>2734953
the only way to get a good room price in vegas is to gamble lots. comps still exist if you play for hours each trip

>thread hasn't been ruined by the you've never been to Vegas schizo

Gambling in Vegas sucks ass unless you player poker or high limit. Poker is about the only thing the strip does well for low limit players. Everything else you're likely to get rinsed.

If you're a slot player only head to some of the older casinos to find actual decent slots. Who wants to wade through 50 different re-skinned buffalo and huff and puff high volatility bullshit. Try to play old school Pinball, Triple Double Wild Cherry, Double Diamond or Top Dollar. Try to find a Cherries Jubilee slot at mgm grand.

Don't play any 6:5 blackjack or the gay blackjack variants. Avoid triple zero roulette. You'll likely find double zero or American roulette right next to it. High limit will have normal 3:2 blackjack and European roulette. But you're gonna pay a premium to play those games.

The books are fun if you like sports betting but it seems like anything is now an excuse to charge for seating.

I like baccarat, sports betting and poker myself. But last time i was in Vegas I didn't see any lower limit bacc outside of electronic anywhere I went.

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love vegas
love gambling
love drinking
favorite place on earth
simple as

>>2732634
*scrolls the thread with this face :/*
Sooooooooooo

What’s the best way to get Las Vegas tutors without getting the principle of involved and getting locked in the detention room?

>>2735286
what is this schizobabble

Going in January. Got some great offers from the Fremont properties. They must be hurting for gamblers, I’ve never gotten as many free nights and as much free play. I’m not a big gambler

My Vegas suggestions
>avoid penny slots and 6:5 black jack
>stay at a non casino hotel
>its fine to gamble but you should limit gambling time. do other stuff
>vegas has great museums, check them out
>get plenty of sleep
>drink a ton of water
>two nights is long enough. do not do a week long trip
>vegas strip clubs have 9s and 10s dancing but they’ll bleed you dry with criminal pricing. lap dances are often two hundred bucks or more if the girl is really hot
>buffets mostly suck now. skip buffets
>any casino bar with machines in the bar will give you free drinks if you are gambling. play low limit video poker and drink for free
>leave one day before you have to go back to work. nothing worse than a vegas hangover and having to work the next morning
>downtown is really fun. IMO fremont is better than the strip. free live music, cheap booze, reasonable gambling odds, good food, easy to casino hop unlike the strip where it’s half a mile between property entrances
>many undercover cops trying to entrap people into buying drugs or sex. drink and smoke legal weed if you need to. do not try to score coke or molly or other drugs. decent chance you end up getting arrested
>casino restaurants are far too expensive. eat at local spots and save money

>>2734961
>The main difference between a $100 and a $200+ room is the clientele.

Definitely this. We stayed at the Excalibur one night and the nogs next to us were blasting music at full volume all night. We called down to complain and they said "People are allowed to listen to music in their rooms." It was 4 am. I actually got Travelocity to refund the cost of the room because I told them what happened and said that we left in the middle of the night. But we actually didn't leave.

Got a 50% off shows with booking a hotel in Vegas, staying there this week for thanksgiving any suggestions on choosing between penn and teller, WOW Vegas show, or comedy cellar? I’m leaning more towards penn and teller even though they are fossils, wish it wasn’t a family friendly show

>>2736609
Penn & Teller was underwhelming for me. I’d do comedy

>>2736609
pay the money and go to absinthe. worth it. best show in vegas

worth it to chase gambling comps?

>>2736740
I've heard great things about Absinthe. Ka was amazing.

There are a ton of live music venues in Vegas. It's always fun to go see a band there. I also like hitting up the cheap comedy clubs. A few of them are free, or have a tiny cover charge. There's a great comedy scene in Vegas. Everyone stops there.

>>2736747
nope. Absolutely not. Unless you're playing $50/hand of blackjack for 3 straight days, you won't even get a buffet.

>>2736747
If you’re a skilled gambler maybe. Otherwise you’ll lose far more than the amount you’re comped. Gamble less and just pay for your food out of pocket.

The only exception would be players club welcome bonuses. Some places do $50 or more free play for new players and they’ll throw in a free meal with it.

Club One downtown (circa, the D, golden gate) has restaurant partners you can spend your comp dollars at. It’s a good rewards program if you like to gamble and like fremont street more than the strip.

>>2733106
This is a terrific response. Cheers anon

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For me it’s Ultimate X. Check it out if you’re a fan of video poker and volatility. Had more big comebacks on this game than any other. Easy to pile up player points when you’re betting $5-$12.50 per hand.

Pic related. Hit this for over $1000 after getting rinsed for nearly an hour

>entire /trv/ board prefers old town vegas to the strip
every opinion ITT disregarded

Going back to Vegas last year for a Bachelor Party, first time I'll go without family around. My friends likely want to stay most of the time on the Strip so what are the must-do stupid tourist things to do that won't destroy my wallet?

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>>2735205
>reddit spacing

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>>2733452
>>2733472
>It is up to each state whether it wants weed legal or not.
It's legally complicated at this time. It's illegal at the federal level but legal in certain states; people in states where its legal can still get in trouble with their jobs because of this, unlike with alcohol. It was to the point where previous administrations, the Obama one being the last one, actually raided legal weed stores and arrested employees and owners. Federal prohibition could possibly be struck down and have it truly legalized on a state by state basis, which is exactly what happened when PASPA, signed in 1992, a law making sports betting illegal nationwide, was struck down by the Supreme Court in 2018, and sports betting was legalized on a state by state basis afterwards, as per picrel.

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>>2736551
>We stayed at the Excalibur one night and the nogs next to us were blasting music at full volume all night.
It sucks that the cheesy old casinos/hotels have gotten like that. I enjoy the kitsch, and it's sad to see the old places getting torn down or getting lost to the riffraff

>>2736551
>I actually got Travelocity to refund the cost
Cool post proof.
(he's not gonna post proof cause he's a little larp bitch, lots of really pathetic losers on this site)

>>2735205
lmao you are a shook, rattled little bitch.

>>2737480
>>entire /trv/ board prefers old town vegas to the strip
Not true at all.

>>2737883
>>2737885
nigga showed up three weeks late lmao

>>2735205
>The books are fun if you like sports betting but it seems like anything is now an excuse to charge for seating.
Which sportsbooks charge for seating? None tht I've ever been to (and I've stayed at nicer properties than you)

This seems like an imposter Vegas schizo. Not sure it’s the OG

>>2736516
Also
>don’t gamble drunk. It’s fine to have a drink or two while you play, but you’ll lose 5x more if you’re hammered

>>2736516
>the strip where it’s half a mile between property entrances
Why is it like that anyway?

>>2737938
It encourages the lazier people to not go to the other businesses (especially in the summer heat) and spend all their money at that one resort.

>>2737883

I lived in Vegas for 2 years. I still have friends there and I visit 2 times a year. I've stayed in around 20 of the hotels on the strip. If you complain about a room, they can move you to a new room 99 percent of the time. Walk down to the front desk and ask in person. I've moved plenty of times for different reasons, bad smells, noise, dirty rooms, broken AC, loud neighbors, people smoking. Those hotels have 100's of rooms. There's always plenty of other rooms available unless it's like New Years or some insane event.

I’m at the tail end of a Vegas trip and my advice is to avoid gambling altogether. Casinos exist for a reason. Spend your money on experiences, not gambling

>>2737946
It's shitty but it makes sense

>>2737976
Cool bro all you had to do was post a screencap of the refund. But you didn't. So kys.

>>2738151
Rude

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>>2738151
Elliot Roger vibes from this dude.

>>2737050
played this several times and get killed every time. too volatile for me

>>2735286

I know I've been mongering too long when I immediately understood youre asking how to get prostitutes

Are the admin offices in DT generally open 24 hours? I got a bunch of coupons for free play but wasn't planning to go DT until early evening. They expire at the end of the year so I want to redeem as many as I can.

>>2740558
Admin offices? Like the player's club? Look up whatever casino you have free play for, it will list the player's club hours on the site. Usually it's something like 8am to 1am

>>2737050
Agree with >>2739597 ultimate X is too volatile. You either make multiple quads or you get destroyed. My fav VP variety is super times pay or old fashioned jacks or better progressive. Still never made a royal flush despite playing tens of thousands of hands lifetime

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>>2739243
Watch out. He went to a UFC fight a decade ago and has some candid photos of Dana White milling around Bellagio.

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>>2740830
you sound like a little bitch who has never been comped seats this close to the ice

>>2740838
Getting comped hockey tickets is like the lowest rung on the comp ladder. "No sir, we can't get you Brittany Spears, and Cirque is sold out, the Raiders don't allow comps, and I can't get you into the Superbowl party at the Bellagio, but how about some nice hockey tickets?" Lol.

>>2740875
cool story bro let’s see your $150 comped seats to anything in vegas

>>2740883
Don't let him hurt your feelings. I'm sure they were very nice seats and you had a super time.

>>2737938
The lots are gigantic. Most the strip casinos are like 500k square feet on the bottom level for the casino, convention center, restaurants, etc. then you gotta add a 1500 room hotel too

>>2741042
Ahh I gotcha. The Fremont street ones are probably much smaller, aren't they?

>>2741215
Yes. Fremont is basically a retrofitted small town downtown area. The casinos are all next door, it’s a 50 foot walk to get to the next property. Circa is the only Fremont property that would fit on the strip. It’s still a lot smaller than strip casinos.

>>2741223
That sounds much nicer actually. Play some, go out and walk around, etc

>>2741583
NPCs prefer the strip. Real people prefer Fremont

>>2741606
fremont is fun for a quick visit and nothing more…it’s fuckin gross and full of degenerates and smells like piss and weed. go watch a live band play a few songs and play some cheap 3-2 bj and get the fuck outta there. the only place worth visiting is the d cuz they have a bunch of hot big titted bartenders and cocktail waitresses

>>2741583
There's also a lot more deals and offers on Fremont vs the strip. For gambling it certainly looks a lot better.

>>2741704
If your gambling budget is less than $2000 for a vegas weekend you shouldn’t be gambling on the strip. Get downtown or off strip. $300 is enough to gamble for a couple hours downtown

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>>2741704
>>2741720
Damn now you guys are really making me want to go. It seems like a whole lot more fun, especially since a lot of the strip style casino hotel gambling seems to be in other places in the country anyway.

>>2741696
The bars and food around Fremont are also good. Le Thai is one of the best places in town for food. And the Griffin is one of the best bars in town. Look up the Speakeasies around Fremont. There are a ton of secret spots.

>>2741696
>t. finance bro who spends $100 to get into nightclubs to get turned down by coked out strippers
Fremont >>> Strip
>>2742219
Le Thai is amazing. One of the best meals you'll have in Vegas. Reasonably priced too

>>2742276
The new thai places a few doors down from Le Thai are pretty good too. Bangkok Street has a huge menu and you usually don't have to wait long for a table.
I swear, the best cheap place to eat in Vegas is Shish Kabob House on West Flamingo. It's boring inside and the food always takes 45 minutes to come out, but the food is unreal. They do Kabob platters for $16. The two best things on the menu are the lambchops and the chicken lula kabob. I eat there at least twice every time I go to Vegas.

>>2742219
I’ve only been to the mob museum speakeasy. What others are worth visiting?

>>2742484
Laundry Room is cool.

Corduroy and Beauty Bar are kind of a weird mix of hipster locals and tourists, but not really speakeasies.

My Family originally came from Vegas. Spent a lot of my childhood in Sin City with great memories.

...Fucking hate it with a passion now. Everything is so fucking expensive with so little payoff. The entire town is designed to just rape you out of as much money as possible. Not that it wasn't always like that but all of the charm and fun is gone replaced with corporatism and fucking shit.

Stayed at South Point for a couple days this year. Felt like I was in a fucking minimum security prison. Also for being the cheapest place in Vegas, everything was goddamned expensive. I didn't mind paying because I knew what I was in for... but mother fuck Vegas in the face now... horrible tourist trap shit hole. Virtually any other vacation will be a bigger and better bang for the buck.

>>2742551

I will say I still love parts of Vegas and Vegas locals who are probably the most redpilled group of people in the world. I just fucking despise the tourist parts of Vegas now, especially with memories of what Vegas used to be like compared to the shit hole it is now.

That said, the Mob Museum and Golden Knights games were the two coolest things i found there to do.

>>2742551
Station Casinos and other off-strip properties like Ellis Island and El Cortez give you decent bang for your buck. If you’re a gambler their comps are fair. Station restaurants are a bit overpriced tho, I usually eat outside of casinos

>>2742552
>I just fucking despise the tourist parts of Vegas now, especially with memories of what Vegas used to be like compared to the shit hole it is now.
Isn't that pretty much any city now? I've noticed that the central part of cities that used to be where people would gather is now just a tourist trap

>>2742838

You're not wrong, I have traveled a lot in the last few years. No where is really that interesting anymore. It's all pretty much the same corporatized shit. At least in North America. Only difference really the scenery in the background and the climate but everything else is pretty much the same.

Vegas is just the ultimate tourist trap tho. Everything is insanely expensive. Everything is insanely overrated. The town is chiefly living off of it's reputation from decades ago. The people who like it are degenerate gamblers who are going to lie about how much they make and how great it is because their brains are wired to it like crack cocaine. But look around, you're surrounded by literally the most gaudy properties in the world literally built and monuments to human stupidity... yet you think you're going to be the one to beat this pllace? Fucking stupid.

There used to be so much action, sexy girls, entertainment and it was cheap just trying to get you into the casino. Now it's just the same corporate shit as everywhere else but way more expensive in a terrible desert climate which is difficult to get around in, up on the strip.

Vegas is definitely last on my list.

>>2742848
Vegas' decline is honestly tied to the decline of America. There's no allure, no sense of excitement and opportunities. Just a relic of what was once a bustling pillar of the Southwest loitered by drug addicts and pavement apes from California. The fact that it's still relevant is baffling when literally any other city in America with a gambling focus (minus Atlantic City) is better in every way. The only real benefit the area has is legal prostitution, and even then its banned in Vegas even if it still happens regardless.

>>2742849

You are completely right. I was thinking that too. I am not a gambler outside of having fun in a sportsbook but I would imagine just about anywhere else would be more fun to gamble than that fucking shit hole. Go on a luxury cruise and lose your money in the casino... the scenery is way better and you don't have to pay for anything while they grab you by your ankles, turn you over and shake you out.

But you're right, the collapse of Vegas is the collapse of America where now Vegas is just a coporate nigger filled shit hole you want to avoid like what virtually all of America has turned into.

The legal prostitution is seedy and a good hour or two away from Vegas.

Another thing I hate about Vegas is the drive. Literally bum fuck nowhere with a miserable six plus hour drive once you cross statelines of one of the most inhospitable stretches of highway ever. And if you don't have a full tank of gas out there, God help you. I was driving a rental car to Vegas when I got stuck on that godforsaken goddamned highway of nothing... made it the 200+ miles to the next gas station with only 30 miles left in the tank. Also your fucking cell phone doesn't work out there. And the whole goddamned area has been taken over by the most disgusting Indians I've ever seen who have taken over the area since the fucking poo niggers have taken over the trucking industry. These people are literally the most physically ugly and repulsive i've ever seen in these shitty jeet truck stop roach motels out in the middle of nowhere. Just a miserable shitty place...

>>2742853

Words cannot describe how ugly those Indians are out in the Nevada desert. I've never seen anything like it before. It was like seeing repulsive grotesque aliens from another place. And the reason there's jeet truck stops all out there is because jeets are disgusting that regular truck stops won't service them since they literally shit all over their trucks and rigs. These fucking disgusting poo niggers literally cut a hole in the flood of their truck and shit out of it means the entire underside of their truck gets covered in it. Which is why normal truck stops refuse to service them. But these jeet truck stops out in the middle of Nevada nowhere... I've never fucking seen anything like it before in my life.

Just finished up my first trip in a few years. 20 buck trick worked at the Aria, albiet I went at a way off peak time. All the off strip food was phenomenal and all the on strip food was bland + overpriced. 2 roundtrip Ubers to downtown cost as much as 1 night of resort fees so I don't think I'll be staying on strip again. Gambling downtown only appeared marginally better than on strip, though craps was a lot nicer despite completely spilling my spaghetti. My main highlight touring the Hoover Dam; I want to go back there and go hiking. Overall the trip was OK. A lot of the complaints are completely justified but there's still a lot of fun to be had.

Hey guys, I need some advice. I’m thinking about going to Las Vegas for New Year’s. I am a 30-year-old incel Who’s not bad looking by any means and I kinda wanna have a good time maybe dance with some girls I do not wanna have sex with a prostitute but maybe with a whore. I know there’s not a lot of difference there, but I don’t want to get it sexually transmitted disease on my first time. But anyway, I’m thinking about staying on Fremont Street going to some New Year’s thing around there. Maybe I could be convinced to go somewhere expensive for their New Year’s party. I also was going to check out Chica Bonitas the day after do a little bit of gambling eat some food lots of drinking. Any tips to have a good time and also I want to keep the spending under like $1000 or around there somewhere. The hotel is looking like it’s gonna be $350 for two nights and then somebody said that you can have the time of your life at Chico Bonita’s for $300. I want to try that out because I got really drunk last time I went to spearmint rhino and I paid $700 for a not so hot stripper but that was kind of cool. I kinda like sexually awakened me. I’m frantically learning how to dance right now and I don’t know. I just want to get a New Year’s kiss from my cutie in Las Vegas. How do?

>>2743384
They'll ban you for talking about that stuff on here, even though it's like 50 percent of the reason people travel. With that said, avoid the strip clubs. And definitely do not call an escort agency and have them send someone up. You'll get robbed. Just go to west Spring Mountain Blvd and go to a massage place. $60 at the door for an hour massage.

>>2743443
Oh no ser, and jannys dont get the wrong idea I am saying I do not want to get a prosty or do anything illegal. I just want to go to a strip club and then maybe dance with some cute drunk girls on new years. Im just a soul who's intentions are gooood, please dont let me be misunderstood

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>>2743595
>Im just a soul who's intentions are gooood, please dont let me be misunderstood
I understood that reference

>>2743384
Don’t purchase companionship man. Just go to Fremont, get buzzed (not drunk), and chat up women. It’s a party atmosphere downtown, everyone is having a good time and open to connections if they’re single.

>>2743696
If you strike out, there's always asian massage on Spring Mountain Blvd.

>>2743696
Thanks man this is exactly the kind of encouragement I was looking for.

>>2743680
I found that song when I was watching nobody that movie with the guy from you better call Saul at least I think that was the name of it very kino

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>>2743752
My dad would put on the oldies station and it would come on. Fun times

Going in February the week after super bowl. Suggestions on places to eat and see? I don't gamble and don't do nightclubs.

>>2744759
Hachi, Ichiza, Ramen Sora, Le Thai.

Eataly is cool. In and Out for cheap food. Peppermill for late breakfast food. Shish Kabob House for a chill meal off the strip.

The buffet prices are out of control. The Bacchanal Buffet is $85 for dinner and you have to wait in a giant line that can last hours on the weekend. I'd avoid the buffets. Go to Spring Mountain and try some asian places.

>>2732634

You really should experience higher end Vegas once in your life. Save up until you can blow at least $10-20k there in one go.

My last trip, I stayed at the Fontainebleau in a room with a panoramic view. Felt like a king looking down at traffic by the Strat and the mountains. Paid for overpriced room service and snacks but still enjoyed it. Couldn't stomach the $8 water prices so I did cheap out and Dashed some over from Walgreens.

Indulge in the food. I am a huge fat guy with money to burn. Vegas rips the face off most foodie destinations if you have some money to splash on $200-400 dinners.

Don's Prime, Chyna Club, Mother Wolf at Fontainebleau. Buffet, Sinatra, and Casa Playa at the Wynn. Hells Kitchen at Caesar's. Too many good places for lunch and breakfast.

Gambling feels looser on Fremont. Lots of old video poker machines with great odds at places like 4 Queens and El Cortez. Some still coin operated which can be a fun novelty. Slots tight as hell on the strip in my experience. Better to just have some fun like playing the derby machines, slots you really enjoy even if you lose, or even the old coin machines at Circus. Don't take it too seriously, win or lose.

Get out of the city too. Take a desert jeep tour if it's not bakingly hot. Check out Red Rock. Even the botanical garden is worth a visit.

Sex, you can find it almost anywhere after 2 am. All the girls come out of the woodwork. Even an ugly rich fuck like me could've scored easy pussy but I turned them all down. I'm totally pornosexual and can't see the point of hiring a hot girl to jerk me off in my room while I watch BBC. Been there and done that with a sugar baby I paid for a while. It just wound up reminding me what a depressing freak I am and how much effort it takes to get my gigafried brain off.

really hope the poster above me commits suicide in the immediate future

>>2744838
Cheers anon never been out west to spring valley but I love sushi and Thai and Chinese food so I’ll give it a shot. A friend told me the Durango casino out there has a cool food court too

>>2743384
I was the anon that recommended Chicas. One other piece of advice if you do check it out and get a dance, the girls will keep giving dances until you tell them to stop. So don't think $25 is all you are going to pay if you are getting dances for 30 minutes. And if they ask for a few bucks after the dance, just give it to them and don't complain. Also that gals can be aggressive on asking you to buy dances, but just tell them no (or just buy a lot of dances and have a blast). It's the only club I've ever been to where the strippers outnumber the guests, and by a large amount. There is a large variety to choose from and they will all eventually approach you.

Agree with other anons on Fremont, it's a party atmosphere and you don't need to pay for companionship. Good luck and have fun! If you do go to Chicas, report back and let us know how you liked it or not (very small chance of not liking it though). Just don't try to be flashy and don't get wasted, that's how you can get into trouble.

That mini horse race game is for retarded goy slaves lmao. Watching people feed that machine and get worked up like it's not a complete carnival game scam is very interesting.

>>2745940
>NOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>2745132
All right guys I'm going to give you a rundown of how my trip went. So I stayed in downtown which was a mistake for New Year's because the people that were performing were like little bow wow ,flo rider, Trick Daddy and performers like that so obviously there was a ton of black people and not many hot young white women for me to get a New Year's kiss from. However there were two hot white women next to me but I was too afraid to even glance in their direction and so I did not get a New Year's kiss but there w$1 blackjack which was a lot of fun and $5 blackjack at the downtown grand hotel. I saw the mob museum which kind of sucked but your food recommendations in this thread were really good that was probably the high point of the trip. Le thai was amazing. both the curry and the short rib fried rice. As was the evil Pie place for pizza. But yeah I should have paid big money and gone to the strip and gone to one of those night clubs. The next day I tried to go to a nightclub I went to the marquee and that totally sucked and I left instantly. But yeah I went to Chica Bonita's and that was pretty fun I got private lap dances or whatever from two super hot girls with big tits. One even stuck her hand down my pants which I've never had any one do unfortunately I had genes on though and it was very restrictive and she was just really yanking on it and it didn't feel really good. I also tried to go to an Asian massage place that was open 24 hours but it didn't open the door for me because I looked like a cop. Oh Also that Absinthe show was the best thing Ive ever seen. Was pretty fun trip. Wish I couldve been more outgoing though. I was so drunk for most of it. How did I not talk to a single women? Some people just cant be helped.

Nooo look at my captcha

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is vegas in mid January still poolside lounge-able or is it too cold? I just like to chill and melt next to the hotel pools

>>2747202
yeah dude its pretty cold when i was just there but the sun felt extra hot. hotter than arizona. maybe if there is no wind you will be good. Lots of places advertised climate controlled pools and one even had a heated canopy or something

>>2747202
Most of the big casinos close the pools in the winter. I know Bellagio, Cosmo, Vdara and Aria all have year round heated pools.

>>2747140
The strip can be fun if you get an expensive room at one of the more budget friendly casinos. Metropolitan suite at Flamingo is a good value. It's about $500-$600 a night but is an awesome room. I never get drunk in Vegas because I always have more fun and am more approachable when soberish. I don't like talking to people that are wasted and I am sure most people feel the same. It's also tough to meet women in Vegas at casinos and on the street. Most of the time they are there with a group of friends or co-workers. Concerts/festivals are the better bet there. EDC is probably the best one to meet women and hook up. The women are walking around pretty much naked and on all kinds of mind altering substances. Overall it sounds like the trip was a good one.

>>2748527
Find a woman who plays poker or table games solo. They’re always easy.

I'm fiending for a Vegas trip anons. Buddy went last week, kept sending photos from downtown casinos and the big TV over Fremont St. Need to get down there to drink and gamble my ass off for a weekend.

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>>2748726
nta but I can't switch off my GTO autism when I play poker tho

>>2749140
I’m just saying decent looking chicks who play blackjack/poker solo are almost always approachable and usually slutty unless they’re poker autists like you

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>>2749323
Ok, so I should probably stick to the table games to keep my autism at bay

Just got back from a trip. Had a blast on Fremont.

My advice: don’t gamble unless you’re playing poker, sports betting, or video poker. Tables and slots have horrendous odds these days

>>2745940
Bro it costs a quarter and it’s fucking fun. There’s no cheaper thrill gambling