>passport control officer looks at me funny when i tell him which page on my passport to stamp
>>2740406>passport control officer doesn't default to stamping the earliest possible page with available spaceI guess you don't need a brain to work in passport control.
>>2740406It's worse when you visit a country that uses a full page sticker and fucks up an entire page each entry
>>2740406because he still needs to look at the passport including the other pages for validity? Never change 4chan autists telling someone how to do their job then wondering why said person doing the job gets annoyed.
>>2740416>mfw immigration sloppily stamps my passport
>>2740406>passport control officer calls me a retard for standing in line with the thirdies rather than using the automated gates that apparently first world non-EU citizens get to use as well
>>2740406That's why I use those little post-it notes, so the passport officer knows exactly where to flip to.
>>2740487Thailand is tight with their stamps. Mexico on the other hand puts them down wherever the hell they want to. Taiwan departure did that too, couldn't bother putting it next to the entry stamp.
>fly to burgerland because parents want to 'take holiday before trump' and somewhere warm>land in Miami>can't go as a family for some reason with my parents>inb4 underage b& 24>go to customs>grills me about what I am doing try to wavie to my parents over down the line(got separated)>asks me stupidly how long I am staying, where, and why>jokingly say staying at the bus stand near the coconut trees, and well who knows if I like it might just stay! Doubt that though! I say jokingly>demands to see proof of a hotel and return flight>demands to see funds for stay>tells me I must catch that return flight and move alongAmerican customs is so bad, I've never been treated so badly EVER in europe
>>2740406Ukraine have consistently carved out a space in the back of my passport, and religiously build up their stamps from the bottom right to the top left, in a 2x5 grid. Absolutely based.Vaguely remember them changing the stamp to be more European recently though, which doesn't quite fit the width of the passport in 2 columns neatly.
>>2740687It's like that in all post-soviet countries, including those that are part of the EU (Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia).
>>2740686Next time you should joke about having drugs in your bag, only retards do that shit
>>2740703what?
>Finnish officer looks through my passport 3 times before asking where I enteredIt made me nervous. But the Romanians didn't stamp my passport. At least he didn't hassle me.
>>2740686bet that wiped the smugness off your face right quick
I've never had a problem at customs. Just keep your mouth shut and your answers brief.
>>2740406I outright refuse to play their games. Fucking hate borders. Will do everything possible to make their lives hell.Will do everything as slowly as possible, will always keep the passport in the holder, will wear a mask and sunglasses until prompted to take them off, and will communicate through google translate.
>>2740686This might have been an MIA airport experience. I avoid that entry like the plague. Unfortunate for those warm winter vacations.
>>2741763He means don't fucking joke with passport control and police you tard.
>>2741885Why? I always make jokes to flight staff and officers they appreciate it and it's always a good laugh.Americans just don't do fun
>>2741889I'm guessing you're British?
I fucking hate customs officers, they have no respect for the limits of their authority. The passport is a personal possession, it belongs to me. Seizing my passport is a serious crime, you aren't allowed to do it. Nor are you allowed to vandalise someone's passport. Nor are you allowed to engage in espionage by photographing all the pages on my passport. Fuck you. If it had said that on my visa I wouldn't even have come
>>2743375No, "your" passport is the property of your government.Immigration can do whatever they want with it, and you shouldn't give a fuck. Your passport is how your government tells another government who you are. That's all. Stop giving a shit.
>>2743393corrr, imagine being this much of a goodgoy. bet you fucking love having no rights, and just temporary licenses for everythig in your life.thankfully crypto will soon solve passports.
>japan has a little desk after immigration that lets you ask for a stamp since they don't stamp by default anymore>see japanese man at australian immigration ask for a stamp>immigration official angrily condescends to him that no one does thatPoor nip
>>2746480Watch out, we've got a badass sovereign citizen here.
