So true!
>>2745654Have a negroni.
>>2745654Rule #2 return to hotel and coom in a teenager
>>2745654It's nice to stay in a neighborhood guesthouse and patronize the nearby businesses. Makes everyone feel more kindly toward foreigners.
>>2745654Holy shit.Give this guy long curly hair, a face tattoo, a red bandana-print face mask, and a Burger King crown.
>>2745654Epicureanism ends in despair.
>>2745654Im laying in my hotel bed the past 20 hours. Going to choke down some raw japanese imported eggs soon. A dozen, maybe.. they are the only way to gaurantee food purity. I'm also trying to lose weight. Might order McDonalds later and tip the delivery driver 50 cents. There is bird watching a hundred yards down the street if I'm feeling frisky later. And I'm always frisky. I heard a new flock is in town.
>>2745665Then what?
>>2745682>Going to choke down some raw japanese imported eggs soon.faggot
>>2745654sourcehttps://youtu.be/Sp7l4_0pwu0?t=109
>>2745682You sound like both a furry and a jew
Anthony The First REAL TRAVELER. An Explorer, if you will.
Wow I fucking hate new years. I went all the way across town to a 5 star hotel to check out a new area and it's shit. Room is shit, too. Overpaid for that. Ripped me off with a higher rate for a few days. Should have stayed with my slum friends in a 10 dollar hotel. Bunch of usess racket outside, too.>>2745822Shut the fuck up
I hate crowds and I hate middle class people, especially young people, in normie areas and I hate new years. The only interesting people are rich hedonists, eccentrists, dirt poor people and lawless teens or gangsters and the sort. I fucking hate seeing middle class people when I travel. Disgusting. And I have more cred than any of you, I ate at one of Bourdain's spots in Chiang Mai and was shitting liquid for a month. Should I call a massuese to my room now?
>>2745654That’s why I don’t get the retards that stay in five star hotels or resorts. Why always dine in at a hotel or resort?Well most of that resort fags are poorfags… But the five star retards have the money to eat out and experience where they are actually visiting but often prefer not to and use the mostly overpriced and underwhelming in house restaurant/room service.
>>2746102You went across town with no friends, girlfriend or invites to any countdown parties. It isn't the hotels fault you're a retard. Go to a party with friends next time.
>>2746181It's extremely comfy to do an all inclusive now and then. I just got back from a resort holiday with the wife and kids and it was great not to have to bother catching taxis and deciding on restaurants. The hotel buffet was obviously overpriced and meh, but everyone found something that enjoyed. We got the concierge to organise us different activities every day (water park, boat trip, beach, zoo, etc) along with transport.
>>2745654>Live laugh ACK
>>2746104Go back to Italy
>>2745654meh, I've been in some pretty nice hotels w/ sexy guests and had too much fun in them
>>2746514>Live laugh...LEARN AND SEE TOO MUCH...ACK
>>2745670>Epicureanismyou think that words means hedonism, and it doesn't, you're just retarded
>Stay at the hotel tonight.>Have a cold frozen dinner that didn't cook properly in the microwave>Go to the bathroom and take 40 minutes to shit>Listen to someone you think may say something you already believe on an instagram reel while your leg falls asleep on the toilet>Order a shitty dominoes pizza because that frozen dinner sucked dick>Watch a tiktok of a 19 year old girl eat an oyster at her multi-media consulting job.>Google search what a negroni is because the word popped into your head while you were having racist thoughts about your black coworkers and you thought it sounded funny.>Have to fart.>Choose not to be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways.>Eat your dominoes pizza that is cold because the fat lesbian gen Xer who delivered it to you took 40 minutes to get here.>Don't tip your fat lesbian gen Xer delivery bitch.>Check in on P Diddy.>Check in on Donald Trump.>Enjoy the ride.
>>2747236>ACK
