Apparently Detroit is consider a great place to go in 2025, what are some /trv/ approved activities in the city of niggerly love?
>>2749431Three choices1. Experience authentic black and Arab cuisine after you get kidnapped and held for ransom. Enjoy the vibrant high stakes gambling scene by rolling dice to decide if you get to live or get dismembered after they receive ransom.2. Authentic experience of getting mugged and murdered by Glock (w/ switch option) in broad daylight during a peaceful protest. 3. Experiencing a wide variety of narcotics available in the city's offering of the finest crack houses.Enjoy your trip to the Paris of the West!
>>2750669Choice #4, none of the above you fucking cunt!
>>2749431I hear Detroit is a lot better than it was 20 years ago, but still don't trust any travel articles. I was reading one that recommended Gary, IN for a beautiful Christmas festival, but it was actually just AI slop and the real festival was hosted in a totally different state.
>>2749431detrois, chicago, great places to get killed if you're a niggr
>>2749431How much did you get paid to shill that shithole detroit?
Only a dumb nignog would shill detroit or chicago.
>>2750754I was just there a couple months ago. Downtown Detroit is kino. It's dangerous in the jogger outskirt neighborhoods, but tourists have zero reason to be there anyway. I can guarantee 99% of the 'Detroit has, like, worst crime ever, dude' posters have never even been there
>>2750808>Detroit has, like, worst crime ever, dude' posters have never even been thereLmao, even. My job has me traveling almost 75% of the year and I probably spend 5-6 weeks a year in Detroit and the surrounding neighborhoods. Once you get north of Warren/Sterling Heights it's decent but who gives a shit about the far out suburbs? Even the downtown feels a lot more iffy compared to my shithole (Milwaukee, WI). I guess there is a nice auto museum in downtown Detroit. Like I stated in my first post, if you like authentic Iraqi or 'soul' food then there will be great options so long as you don't get murdered or mugged, maybe 3% chance of that happening, but 3% is really fucking bad lol and assuming you're a white guy, you end up in some noghole where 'folks like you don't belong', probably higher then. Only places crummier than Detroit (from my personal travels) are E. St. Louis and Gary, IN, maybe Camden, NJ/Southside of philly. I hear Baltimore is a hellhole from coworkers but have never been as I cover mostly Midwestern US and occasionally Mid-Atlantic if I'm helping a colleague out.
>>2750837>downtown Detroit is iffystopped reading there, you're just a faggotDetroit has some of the best architecture in the US, especially if you're a fan of art deco
Who wouldn't want to go to 8 Mile to pretend they're Eminem and they grew up on the tough streets of Detroit while bullets whizz past them?Sounds like the perfect vacay
