We're 3-4 guys in our early 30s (Europe and US) and want a guy's trip. The vibe is like pic related (banter), but most of us are in cold climates so we want somewhere warm.Where would you go: Malta or Key West or somewhere else (Tenerife)?
You would enjoy Miami (south beach) better than Key West and it will be plenty warm in March.
>>2750542>South Beach in MarchParadise for sheboon hunters, kek
Key West is mostly old boomers that come in on cruise ships. It's an overpriced tourist trap and inconvenient to get to. South Beach, as the other guy mentioned, is a haven for ghetto blacks and Hispanic gang members. It's my literal hell on earth. I've never been to Tenerife, but it looks a lot nicer and whiter than South Beach. It looks like Tenerife has some nice Airbnb beach condos for like $1500/week in March too. The weather would be right on the edge of too cold to swim, but it wouldn't rain.