Is there anywhere worth visiting in Africa?
OP here. I forgot to mention I am trans
>>2751145I went to morocco and got hassled constantly by aggressive hawkers, shame as it was actually quite nice otherwise same situation in egypt, outstanding antiquities and swarms of people trying to sell you shit. even worse if you have women in your group. At least the Moroccans just want money also been to south africa on a work trip . didn't see much of the country but we had armed security with us the whole time and it wasn't just for show
>>2751145If you're a white dude and want to knock up some African woman as fast as humanly possible, I recommend Kenya, Mombasa coast area.I felt like a celebrity there and every chick was down to become my baby momma the very first time I met them. Open legs knock me up white boy, I want a cappuccino baby type of shit.Absolutely mind blowing experience. Nyali beach (part of mombasa) is home to lots of government types so it's pretty cleaned up and safe. It's also got some decent nightlife with African women from all over east Africa and even Sudan and Nigeria, even Ethiopia.They have lots of private beach resorts there and the food is African quality but the best African quality you can get. White people are worshipped/exploited in equal parts, but if you own it and act like a king they will throw themselves at you and beg for your genes.Be warned though this comes with very possessive behavior. East African women will mate-guard ruthlessly to protect what they consider theirs. You need to watch out for stalking/staking out behavior and manage your bitches, or they will all start fighting each other and then you.Mtwapa is the nasty hooker town. Mombasa is the city proper. Nyali is the rich/nightlife area. Diana beach down the coast to the south is rich-ish beach resort that is way more chill.My other bit of advice is buy a bunch of saliva/cheek rub HIV test kits and keep them in your luggage. Women are down to fuck raw and get knocked up instantly, but they fear HIV. The only reason they want a condom is for that. If you offer a test on the spot (takes 10 minutes) and just sit around chatting and flirting, it's go time.Be wary of hookers who fuck raw without even showing a bit of hesitation, it means they are probably already infected with HIV, and in Africa there is no free treatment for it so they are probably infectious.
Besides the women the wildlife is pretty intense also. There is a seasonal migration of wildabeasts that you can take a safari to go see (don't take a woman she will just bitch and complain). You can go see lions and hyenas and other stuff. Elephants are everywhere it's wild.I went on 4 safaris when I was there and had a great time.I recommend you stay away from anything that requires safety equipment like windsurfing or scuba or parasailing, Africans don't maintain things properly and people die and get injured all the time because of it.Nairobi is pretty shit but they do have a couple natural history museums there that are great and operated by brits. Has some good clubs and again the women are whiteboy crazy. Basically pick who you want/who makes your dick hard.Don't interact with the men. Especially not ones who come to you claiming to be businessmen. They are all scammers thieves and liars. No legitimate businessman would ever approach a random white tourist/playboy for an opportunity. It's like spam email irl.Things to know about africans: they don't have a concept of telling the truth. They say whatever they think you want to hear, or glibly lie when it suits them. There is no negative connotation to dishonesty.There is no such thing as being on time. Africa time is a thing. Never base your day around an African being on time.Kings give gifts to their subjects. Africans think you are a king and expect you to shell out for everything. Every other muzungo is playing this game except pensioners, so just expect it.Africans don't care about air conditioning. You will be looking for airbnb and they will all say they have aircon....guess what. They don't. Don't rent sight unseen, and don't trust airbnb in this country. Try to see a place first or rent 1 or 2 nights and see if it's good before you commit.
Can't stress enough that every African man who ever initiates conversation with you is a thief, liar, scammer, scoundrels or is already deep in a plot against you.The women are schemers also, they may try to anger you so badly you feel inclined to hit them. Don't do it, it's a setup.The police in kenya (and most African countries) are totally corrupt and will gladly fuck over a foreigner to get a cut of the extortion money. Avoid police for everything. Even if you get your wallet or phone stolen, avoid them unless you need a police report for your insurance.
>>2751145I knew a guy that was in his 50s and worked as a political party organizer (like a guy that handles their event planning etc). He had worked for the UN and they had gone into Togo or something to try to hold an election (ensure no cheating and so on). While they're there they are giving out chocolate bars to kids and so on, its a jovial affair. One day a local group of kids with guns descended on them and said they had to be taken to their leader. The kids had RPGs. They went to meet the leader of this tribal junta and it was a woman dressed like Rifiki from Lion King. She took them next door to a tool shoop and put this guy's balls in a vice and squashed them flat for over 20 minutes right there (while he screamed) for trying to trespass on "her" country.
>>2751233I believe it. I wouldn't have believed it before having been to Africa for awhile. I was only there 3 months and saw women trying to kill each other with knives over a love triangle.
>>2751207>>2751217>>2751220Bro's him
>>2751207Do they just not have marriage there?
