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This thread is dedicated to the discussion of serious business in the Philippines.

No clowning around, goofing off, or monkey business allowed.

Also, no schizophrenics
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>>2865250
BASED thread maker and no-monkey business rule imposer. Another rule- NO sex talk is permitted. It is a BANNED topic.
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Honest thoughts on Cebu?
I was thinking of including a stop in Philippines for a week before I go to mainland SEA. Manila is the obvious choice, but personally Cebu just looks far more interesting.
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>>2865261
are fares to philippines cheaper than to mainland?
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>>2865261
Cebu City is nice. There are a few small beaches that are closer than there would be to Manila, and you avoid the cockroach problem in Manila.
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>>2865272
No I just want to go, and I don't think I'll ever have another opportunity or reason to go to Philippines. I just want it off my list
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Do we need non stop PHGs?
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>>2865261
It depends on what you want to do

The best part of Cebu is it's beaches and eco touristic stuff, not necessarily the city itself. I would hop on a boat and go to Bohol....2 hours from Cebu (shorter than driving 4 hours into the countryside), and go to Panglao.

Is it "the real Philippines"? Not really ...it's catered to tourists, but you only have a week, and if i only had a week I would just be a normie traveller

I can give you more information about Bohol of your inclined
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>>2865290
Yes.
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My suggested we open a pig farm so I'll have income to be able to stay in the Philippines.

Anyone have experience pig farming?
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>>2865273
The beaches in Cebu city are man made nonsense attached to 5 star hotels running 10000 PHP+ a night
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>>2865256
What if it's about Siargao Boyz and Stacey
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>>2865303
just the women :)
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>>2865304
Anon, beaches are better than no beaches. There are no beaches if he goes to Manila. Honestly, Manila has really nothing to offer it except to say you've been to Manila/capital of the pearl of the Orient. Maybe the Manila-U.S. Memorial Cemetery? But that alone isn't worth picking a city over. Cebu City has what Manila has except +beaches. I guess if anon wants to visit BGC? But he's probably been to a nice western skyscraper area before.
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Show dwellings bros. interested in how some of you live
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>>2865314
Do you have gout?
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>>2865315
I don't think so..
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>>2865314
That is the most comically repulsive foot I have ever seen. Do women shudder when they look at you after sex? Do they self harm?
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>>2865314
WHY
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>>2865320
why what
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>>2865314
Can you walk on that thing?
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>>2865320
>fat disabled foot
>blind. Government issued spectacles
Please share more pics
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>>2865314
Were you born that way? How do you walk? Also, that foot looks like it belongs to cubabro
>>2865290
That you?
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>>2865322
You have an AI generated foot?
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>>2865300
NTA but I have a trip booked to Cebu. Still a far way off and haven’t had a deep dive but probably gonna do the normie thing mostly.
So far the mountain lookout, maybe diving and the war monuments.
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>>2865314
Do you use picrel? How do you get around Philippines? How do women react?
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>>2865339
no, I just removed my gf from the pic
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>>2865323
yeah but shoes are difficult. they hurt, so I can't wear them for long
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>>2865342
You can feed whales in oslob, but show up early.. like 7am
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>>2865332
nah, not cuba
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>>2865344
Show bob and vagene po
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>>2865344
You don't actually have a foot. That's just toes on the end of a leg
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>>2865343
They usually react with glee because they think I'm gonna die soon

Little do they know, I'm a poor fag
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>>2865314
You own a Rolex. I just know.
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>>2865352
>>2865353
Never mind.
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>>2865352
not me
>>2865350
eh
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>>2865356
>This thread is for the discussion of serious business


Crusty ass toes the first 10 replies. Sheesh, we're in for another one boys
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>>2865344
>>2865356
Why you niggas feet so ugly. Get in here foot chads
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>>2865304
>>2865313
>>2865300
Oh is Cebu like Cancun?
Honestly I'm not really a beach person, as in typical beach going, but I do like nature and hiking, which is what drew me to Cebu based on pictures. However I also like big vibrant cities with lots of history and culture, which Cebu seems to also have, but is Manila better for that? What about nightlife and meeting locals?

What's an example of "real Philippines"? I assumed Manila would be the fakest because capitals usually are, but maybe not?
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>>2865372
>what's an example of "real Philippines?"
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>>2865377
also
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>>2865290
Designated shill thread
OP never has any travel stories to contribute, only relentless shilling of the idea that this archipelago is somehow worth a visit.
>>2865320
Everyone in this thread is a goddamn faker, that's why.
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>>2865405
see >>2865344 retard
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>>2865378
Never been to the Philippines. Shit like this makes me want to go. I love the absolute mess of third world "infrastructure".
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>>2865250
how to get local "Chinita"? I've dated one but it seems like only thing they do is go to work and then go straight back home. They rarely go out unless with friends and on special occasions only. So its somewhat difficult to meet them on random approach???
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>>2865434
Be rich and Chinese
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>>2865261
>>2865273
>>2865300
>>2865304
>>2865313

Cebu is a great spot! If only for the hot women! Cebu actually has large numbers of Spanish and Spanish-Mestizo families according to the census, and since they're mixed with Indian-admixed Visayans (From the Sanskrit Srivijayan) rather than the Chinese mixed Tagalogs, Spanish-Cebuanos, they are far hotter than Spanish-Tagalogs.

Here I'll post the towns and cities of Cebu which have large numbers of Spanish colonists. Enjoy the pussy!

SOURCE: Diccionario Geográfico, Estadístico, Histórico, de las Islas Filipinas Volume 1 (University of Santo Tomas, Manila)

digilib.ust.edu.ph/digital/collection/section5/id/66220/rec/1

Also, apparently Albay-Bicol also has large amounts of Spaniards.

digilib.ust.edu.ph/digital/collection/section5/id/66215/rec/1

You're welcome, happy fucking!
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>>2865450
Note, each number in the Mestizos Espanoles and Espanoles figure counts for one tribute representing 1 family so you multiply the number of Spanish tributes by 8-9 the average family size since 1 tribute equals 1 family.

So that's 555 Spanish families in the Diocese of Cebu Alone!
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Dayum Albay-Bicol is the hidden spot for hot girls and guys, look at the whopping 1,344 Spaniard and Spanish-Mestizo families in that province alone!

https://digilib.ust.edu.ph/digital/collection/section5/id/66215/rec/1
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The census even specifies which specific towns and cities do these Spanish tributes or families live! HA!
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Wait, Siargao Island had 25 Spanish families? Didn't know that!
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Do I make her a single mother?
She's pregnant, I was about to break up. Not married and not getting married, so this will be international coparenting
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>>2865450
Where's the best place to go if I'm into more brown/tan skinned chicks?
Most of SEA is getting way too light skinned lately.
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>>2865481
>getting way too light skinned lately.
it doesn't work like that
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>>2865504
Not that guy, but it really does work like that. More Asian women are avoiding sunlight and using skin lightening cream and supplements. Women who would've been a nice cappuccino brown 5 years ago are now the color of sour milk. It's sad to witness.
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>>2865466
Depends on why you were about to break up. If she's cruel, then break up. Either way, support your child financially and emotionally.
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>>2865481
>Where's the best place to go if I'm into more brown/tan skinned chicks?

Samar. Dark. Petite. Round butts. No body hair. Jungle-raised. Samar is peak for dark tan pinays, and they are much more fit and healthy than city girls due to province life.
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>>2865466
You don't even know if the kid is actually yours.
Pinays sleep with lots of different men even when they are 'dating' someone. Never accept a child as yours with a pinay unless you have a DNA test.
Especially as a foreigner. ESPECIALLY as a foreigner.
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>>2865562
Retarded advice/opinion from someone who only reads about idiots dating bar girls (I say reads because he doesn't get any IRL besides larping in these threads). This is the kind of dweeb who reads PUA forums and unironically buys into their shit. Follow his advice only if the mother of your child who you've decided to inseminate with your seed is the trashiest bar girl around who looks like a walking venereal disease by her very appearance. If she has any bit of class, the kid is yours and you can be safe with that knowledge.
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was on a bus ride from Pampanga to Manila. As soon as I got on the bus, I wanted to sleep because it was already late (just before midnight). So I put on my noise-canceling earphones to help me sleep more easily.

Not long after we were driving along NLEX, I heard shouting from the back of the bus. At first, I thought I had a video playing on my phone, but it turned out that a foreigner (I think Chinese) was actually shouting. When I took off my earphones, it didn’t take long for me to realize that he was complaining about the music being played on the bus, saying it was too loud.

The man then went to the front of the bus and started pointing and shouting at the driver and the conductor. The conductor stood up and tried to calm him down, insisting that whatever complaints he had, he should report them to the dispatcher once they arrived at the bus terminal. Nevertheless, he continued his rant.

He said that the driver was not even supposed to listen to music, claiming that it distracts him and makes the trip unsafe. He further claimed that this was against company regulations, a violation of the law, and that he would file a complaint with the company. He started taking videos as “proof” of the supposed violation, noted the bus details, and even took a photo of the conductor’s ID.

After hearing the driver explain his reasons why there was music playing while he was driving, I couldn’t help but agree with him.

I think it’s reasonable to listen to music while driving. It can make you sleepy when you’re driving and there’s not much to hear, especially on the expressway. Imagine if the driver fell asleep, would that be safe? I don’t think so. The driver was also right in saying that everyone can’t adjust just because one person is complaining. Do note that this is public transportation, and as long as the crew is being reasonable, there’s no need to complain.
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>>2865564

I also don’t think it’s safe to point at and shout at the driver while he’s driving, that’s a major distraction. Instead of making us safer, this foreigner made us all feel unsafe because he kept shouting at the driver and the conductor.

When we arrived at the Manila terminal, I thanked the driver. We know how hard their job is (at least 12 hours on the road with very little sleep).

What’s funny is that the foreigner even got off last! Maybe he felt embarrassed in front of the driver, the conductor, and the passengers because of what he did. Kudos to the driver and the conductor for maintaining their composure throughout the trip, even while someone was pointing at and shouting at them.

Not to stereotype, but there are many foreigners like this in our country. They act entitled and think they should always get their way. And if this foreigner really was Chinese, considering the disrespect toward our sovereignty and territory, at least show some respect to Filipinos here! If you can’t respect our sovereignty, how can you respect us?

We are Filipinos, and the Philippines is and will always be our country. It may not be perfect, but it is our country. Respect our country, because you are only visitors here!
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>>2865564
>>2865565
why are you posting AI-written stories?
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Why do so many boomers/expats complain about oil in Filipino cooking? My fiancee uses canola oil. I've heard Regular Guy and expats I've met around the city all complain about the oil. After doing research on the subject, I've concluded they're idiots and don't know any better. Foods/oils/whatever containing trans fats are banned in the Philippines. There's nothing wrong with canola oil, seed oils, etc.
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I'm leaving this country. I think maybe for good.
It is impossible to have a healthy relationship here, somebody always destroys it, either the girl with her insecurity, or her family with their greed and stupidity.
I bought my chick a new(ish) iphone for christmas and recently her mother "forced" her to sell it to pay for her little brother's college entrance exams and first semester. It took untangling a web of lies from everyone involved to finally get the full stupid story out of them.
There is no good or nice thing you can do for these people, that will not turn into a monkey paw situation that eventually leads to misery and confusion.
It's like behind every filipino is a horde of beady eyed evil little monkeys waiting to steal or destroy anything good that happens to them. It doesn't matter how kind or wonderful one of these women are, she in connected powerfully to that horde of monkeys with chains of childhood trauma and abuse that have her permanently mindslaved to them.
I can't do it.
I'm not equipped to break them free.

Goodbye Lyn, I hope you find your own strength someday to free yourself from your stupid fucking family.
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>>2865570
>It is impossible to have a healthy relationship here
Just because you picked the wrong partner doesn't mean everyone does.
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>>2865563
>getting a paternity test in the philippines is somehow "retarded"
I'm not sure exactly what your full agenda is, but it is neither legitimate or rational.
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>>2865572
you wouldn't know
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Every time a pigcel makes a whiny pigcel post in these threads I mark it down and then leave a 1 star review and no tip for a food delivery driver.
I cannot punish filipinos directly, so I have to punish you collectively.
To date I estimate I have denied over 20,000 pesos worth tips due to filipino behavior in /phg/ over the years (I would tip 50 pesos each delivery X number of incidents resulting in 1 star + no tip).
So know this filipinos, your poor behavior in /phg/ has an impact on the livlihood of your countrymen. Behave yourselves if you want them to have tips and good reviews.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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>>2865575
Oh, you're the "pigcel" guy, the one who obsesses about breaking spines. I'm white, btw.
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>>2865573
It's an offensive request unless you have specific reason to believe your partner cheated on you. Plus, you can fucking tell if the baby is full filipino or half once he/she's born.
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>>2865577
>I'm white, btw.
try acting like it
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>>2865578
You are a very young imbecile, and probably a cuckold or future cuckold.
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>>2865581
37 years old. If anything, you're the young PUA-wannabe who doesn't have enough life experience to realize normal people don't try to pretend their child belongs to a different father, let alone cheats. There are more people who cheat than would do the former. Your scenario requires both: a girl who has cheated and a girl who has cheated and knowingly/intentionally tries passing off the baby as belonging to another than the natural father. Fucking retard.
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>>2865580
Try acting with class.
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>>2865570
However you try to avoid it, its nearly impossible to NOT end up helping a bunch of unappreciative family member by proxy.

If you give your GF/Wife anything, it will eventually end up in the hands of her ungrateful relatives, either directly or indirectly.

Marry a rich only child to avoid this
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>>2865586
Not unless you establish boundaries early on with your Filipina partner that helping family = prohibited, and have discipline to look elsewhere if she doesn't respect this.
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>>2865559
Ok but like, what's there to do?
Looks like a boring backwater
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>>2865618
Samar is the back of beyond. It's the province to end all provinces. Unless you have a GF there, you would get bored in a few days.

It's your typical Filipino province. Beaches with hardly any accomodations or restaurants, waterfalls with local people swimming around, sarisari stores, a cock fighting areana, and a Jollibee.

It's not boring, it's snoring, because that's what's gonna take up the majority of the day. There may be a karaoke bar in town where you can find some "company", but don't expect to much...

Matter of fact, instead of "It's more fun in the Philippines", the new tourism slogan should be

>Philippines: If you don't expect to much you can never be disappointed diba!
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>>2865577
its just Cubabro- the same loser who keeps spamming /trv/ of his fake ass stories. He has a vendetta against Filipinos for some reason. A closeted pedophile
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>>2865642
Delete this, mother bitch!
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Has anyone been to Batanes? Looks kinda kino but I'm not sure if the flight ticket is worth it
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>>2865642
This is what I'll do to you if I find you
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:

CUBABRO MULTIVERSE ALERT

Cubabro isn’t just a guy. He’s an entire ecosystem. Alleged illegal Cuban immigrant? Sure, but also possibly three other Cubabros from parallel threads. He doesn’t just post on /trv/—he inhabits it, samefagging so hard that every conversation is basically him arguing with himself across five timelines.

FACTS (NOT FAKE, WE SWEAR):

Thread composition: 90% Cubabro, 10% confused bystanders.

Personae count: Somewhere between “a handful” and “an entire IMDB cast.”

Face reveal: He totally doxed himself… because theirs no way you could get a random guys photos from his totally public Instagram

Conspiracy level: Critical. Analysts speculate that every contradictory opinion in this thread is literally just Cubabro debating Cubabro, possibly while sipping a Cuban coffee.

FIELD OBSERVATION:

If you reply to him, you’re actually replying to three Cubabros simultaneously.

Side effects may include dizziness, existential dread, and sudden questioning of reality.

He may or may not be planning to clone himself just to keep threads lively.

BOTTOM LINE:
Cubabro isn’t just a user. He is a living, breathing, meme-generating multiverse, capable of holding an entire conversation with himself while also trolling you personally. Approach with caution, or you too may become part of the Cubabro continuum.
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>>2865658
Can't believe someone wrote all that shit
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>>2865573
We were living together outside of ph and she is anxiously attached to me
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>>2865658
>If you reply to him, you’re actually replying to three Cubabros simultaneously.
Kek
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>>2865759
Okay, so? It takes a couple minutes to fuck and cum inside of a woman. Get a paternity test. Don't be stupid.
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Never done this before so I am full babby mode on this and not wanting to trust reddit replies. How BS is the visa extension on landing? Without going into too much detail looking to spend ~2 months somewhere, PH is right in the middle of where I would like to be not sure if it's worth the cost/time.

Debating Malaysia or PH, PH looking better.
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>>2865823
Imagine a girl going through the emotions of finding out she's pregnant only for her partner, the love of her life, demanding a paternity test because he thinks she fucked and sucked another dude. You have no sense of responsibility to your partner and simply read about guys fucking trashy bar girls they don't care about.
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>>2865825
Visa waiver/extension for an additional 29-30 days is easy as fuck and can be done online. Only the first visa waiver can be done online. Subsequent visa extensions need to be done in person at an immigration bureau. But if you only want to stay two months, you shouldn't have to extend the visa in person. https://e-services.immigration.gov.ph/
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>>2865830
Especially in a interracial relationship. So fucking stupid. You can tell whether the baby is half-half.
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>>2865832
Ah okay, lots of the posts I saw were from years ago and I was getting conflicting information
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>>2865834
You want to click the Visa Waiver button, not the Tourist Visa Extension button. Tourist Visa Extension is for people, like me, who want to keep living in the Ph past the initial 59 day period (30 days + 29 days w/ Visa Waiver).
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Sorry flipbros I was too harsh on you.
Malaysians are WAY WAY WAY dumber than Filipinos, holy shit.
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>>2865833
>>2865830
Women cheat all the time. Women cheat on their spouses and older white boyfriends with me.
Get a paternity test. Don't be stupid. Stop saying stupid things. Protect your legal rights and your honor.

You gain nothing by trusting a woman that she wasn't taking raw loads from a chad on the side, or had a fling. Stop being stupid. Just stop.
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Not only is it a retarded pigcel but a feminist brainwashed simp also. That's pretty funny.
Trusting women will ruin you. It has ruined untold numbers of men before you. You are not unique or special, neither is your situation.
The only reaction a woman should have when you tell her to expect you to paternity test should be understanding acceptance. Any type of meltdown is a huge red flag. Any attempt to emotionally manipulate her way out of a paternity test is almost certainly proof she has reason to doubt the outcome.
Do not raise the children of another man. Too many idiots do it already.
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>>2865840
>never trust a woman
>she's taking raw loads from a chad on the side
Yup, incel/PUA-wannabe detected.
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>>2865841
>The only reaction a woman should have when you tell her to expect you to paternity test should be understanding acceptance
This is just such an utter lie it's hilarious that someone could type this with a straight face. If your girlfriend randomly walked up to you and said "prove to me you're being faithful to me," according to this anon you'd have to prove it to her or any other reaction like being offended = huge red flag.
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>>2865846
>>2865845
Nothing controversial was said. Your incel cope will not save you from the consequences of trusting women if you happen to get your hands on one.
In fact, your inexperience and lack of mentorship leave you vulnerable to manipulation by women. If you had a shred of rationality or objectivity you would understand that.

Ignorance is not bliss. Ignorance leads to suffering. Suffer well and learn how the world actually works.
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>>2865862
Both things are true, and it's 1000+ not 1000. I've been fucking nonstop since 2014 with an occasional 6 month break for """""work""""".
I could also destroy your spine. This is not up for debate. Absolutely pulverize it and snap it into little pieces.
But I'm not going to do that, since you are probably the beta provider for the women I got pregnant.
Your survival strategy worked. Congratulations.
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Bitch has only ever bitched. No content no legitimate discussion, just tears about what is posted in the thread and schizo meltdowns. Maybe if you actually posted something you might get some respect bitch, but you never do. Not once.

Ever. In years of coming to /phg/. That's really something.
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>>2865878
loser retard
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>>2865878
>>2865880
>made the "pigcel" retard poster seethe so hard he spazzed out, showing everyone his true colors
have to kek every time. Yeah >>2865759, you really want to listen to this guy:
>>2865562
>>2865841
[deleted post because it spoke of banned content]
>>2865850
>>2865853
>>2865858
>>2865878
>>2865880
He's the biggest lolcow who posts in these threads. Look how assblasted he got when a janny janny'd his posts. He doesn't even live in Ph, since he only posts in American peak hours.
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If you look up "pigcel" in the /trv/ archive, you can see he's been posting using this very odd insult since 2023. Nobody knows what it means, and everyone just sort of looks around awkwardly when he spazzes out autistically. He's a loser who doesn't know any better, so don't mind him.
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>>2865894
Uh oh....melty.
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>>2865895
The Lesser Pig-nosed Ricel (Pignosus Ricellius)

A species of asian incel endemic to Luzon and surrounding Phillippines islands, the Lesser Pigcel evolved shortly after native Filipinos were first exposed to White Europeans (Homo Sapiens Chadus), and further branched genetically in the early 1900's after exposure to Americans (Homo Sapiens Muttus).

The mechanism behind this evolutionary branching is not well understood, but to this day when a seemingly normal filipino male (Homo Sapiens Jollibeeus) views a homo sapiens chadus or muttus copulating with a female Jollibeeus, his reproductive system ceases functioning, his estrogen production increases, and his nose grows to resemble that of a pig. His desire to consume vast amounts of rice increases, and he gains BMI rapidly, until his transformation into a Pignosus Ricellius is complete.

Unfortunately, a Ricellius is not desirable to a female Jollibeeus, so their only hope to reproduce is either through rape, extreme simping, or incest. In most cases, the Ricellius fails to reproduce and dies alone of heart failure or liver failure after overeating or drinking. It is common for a Ricellius to become so broken mentally by their situation, that they resort to homosexuality and transgenderism in order to achieve intimate human contact. In all cases, the only humane medical treatment for Pignosus Ricellius is euthanasia.
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>>2865569
>obesity rates skyrocketing everywhere sneed oils predominate
>eating oil-soaked foods gives you intestinal inflammation
>"drink the yellow oil, goy! it's healthy!"
>>2865570
You had your sex, you paid your fees, and now it's over. You're not paying any more. No need to get so upset about something that was nothing more than emotional prostitution.
>it was reel love, I swear!
The next guy will say that as well. Some women are very good at this shit.
>>2865582
>knowingly/intentionally
LMAO, she has no idea which one of her six boyfriends was its daddy, nor does she care about its exact genetic composition. A baby is a baby is a baby. She's gonna try to get support for it from any guy she can, any way she can. Your belief that the truth matters even one iota is laughable. Either stay and pay if dad LARPing is something you want to try, or run away if you need your freedom. Do whatever you want.
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>>2865908
>"pigcel" poster is a pseud science believer
oh no no no, say it isn't so..
obesity rates skyrocket because in the modern day society where food is at a surplus and jobs mostly are sedentary, people get fat. it's not because of an oil that doesn't have any negative affects. calories in = calories out. it's not rocket science.
>>2865905
you made this exact same post in 2023 https://archive.4plebs.org/trv/thread/2506761/#2508729
>>2865908
>LMAO, she has no idea which one of her six boyfriends was its daddy, nor does she care about its exact genetic composition. A baby is a baby is a baby. She's gonna try to get support for it from any guy she can, any way she can. Your belief that the truth matters even one iota is laughable. Either stay and pay if dad LARPing is something you want to try, or run away if you need your freedom. Do whatever you want.
this nonsensical drivel borderlines schizo, so many words to say "woman = bad!" keep believing it, incel
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this is me >>2865915
to the "pigcel"poster, fyi since you seem to think everyone who posts in /phg/ is the same filipino guy, see attached
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One of the chicks I was fucking came at me with the Im pregnant and it's yours thing in January. I said ok baby great let me know what happens then restricted her.
She asked for money a few times then stopped trying.
Start of February her fb profile changed to her and some white dude together.
>in a relationship since 2 Feb.
So she convinced one of the guys pumping loads into her every week that it was his and he """""stepped up""""". Enjoy it my guy. If you're lucky it might even be your brat.
Yet another chick I was fucking got engaged just a few days ago, and I was blowing ropes into her a week before that. This is just pinay stuff.
Other guy is right, a baby is a baby is a baby....as long as it's white.

Maybe they are right.
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>>2865918
>bitch is an obese ginger with poop splatter on his skin
Fitting
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>>2865919
If you're going to lie, "pigcel"poster, at least change up your posting pattern.
>>2865570
>>2865575
>>2865840
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>>2865921
>thinks I'm the same person as his arch nemesis
kek
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Lol look at those pudgy sausage fingers.
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>>2865925
Upset that you can't say pigcel anymore, "pigcel" poster?
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>>2865918
grim as fuck
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>>2865928
You're still pigcel, but because you resemble a pig in totality, not just because of a nose.
Based on the shape of your fingers I can estimate you are at least 65-80lbs overweight, but possible around 100. 265 is my educated guess. Your health and diet are very poor based on your flaking fingernails and dead skin around them and your ruined cuticles.
It looks like you have a fingernail chewing habit also, probably from anxiety (comes through in your posts as well).
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>>2865925
This is you. You are too ugly to insult 98% of earth's humans. You look like some kind of mediaeval bridge goblin
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>>2865933
>Based on the shape of your fingers I can estimate you are at least 65-80lbs overweight
What results from analysis do you get when you look in the mirror?
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>>2865934
No that's who you think cubabro is, and I am not cubabro. It's really funny to me that you are a fat ginger with freckles. It ties the whole bit together in a super satisfying way.
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Im going to have to get back to you Bitch, my plane is about to take off, Im headed to a new island for a week to check it out.
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>>2865938
>No that's who you think cubabro is, and I am not cubabro
Oh. You're not cubabro but you know him personally so can identify him and that's definitely not him? Lmao! Love it
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So let me try and visualise what I’m seeing here because /phg/ is up there with some of the most schizo generals I have experienced on this site.

Some truecel visited the Philippines ages ago, fell in love with a Filipina and before he summoned the courage (on his last day there) to say:
>m-m’lady you are the prettiest flower - m-may I buy you a drink?
Got cucked by a Filipino guy and has been on a single minded schizo crusade ever since to denigrate flips.
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cubabro doxxed himself on /trv/ 2 weeks ago but can't stop raging at people even though/trv/ now has his face and knows where he works.
Mentally ill
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>>2865918
The guy raging at you is cubabro. He self doxxed his face and his location. He currently works as a cook in Alaska. The exact location is on the /phg/ from 2 weeks ago.
He's not smart enough to lay low for a while or not post anymore at all. Despite being completely doxxed and vulnerable he has to keep being toxic and attention seeking on 4chan
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Bitch thinks im cubabro because I used line breaks also, and dared to suggest his on topic posts about life in the Phillipines were more valuable than schizophrenic high pitched shrieking.
He never really got over it, and likes to post cubabros pictures on repeat as if its some sort of "own".
But we now know bitch is a fat ginger with freckles thanks to his own not even asked for hand image.

The only time I have eve posted my body on 4chan was in /cbt/ threads on /fit/.
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>>2865948
>The only time I have eve posted my body on 4chan was in /cbt/ threads on /fit/
lol are you really that insecure about yourself?
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>>2865948
>The only time I have eve posted my body on 4chan was in /lgbt/
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>>2865949
Pigcel
>>2865950
Bitch
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>>2865933
>your health and diet are poor based on your flaking fingernails and dead skin around them and your ruined cuticles
that's because I chew on my fingernails, dude. your pseud science continues to show... I have anxiety, but not a crazy amount. Used to have more in my twenties.
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>>2865942
Pretty much, yeah.
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>>2865952
Anxiety from knowing I could snap your spine any time I want.
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>>2865954
made me audibly kek
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>>2865954
The dude is demonstrably a gigafat. You couldn’t snap shit.
Post forearms.
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>>2865952
>have anxiety, but not a crazy amount. Used to have more in my twenties
anon wants sympathy and a little cry now
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We need a mod to ban+delete all the off topic posts (including mine) one user at a time so we can see who’s samefagging.
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>>2865948
>The only time I have eve posted my body on 4chan was in /cbt/ threads on /fit/.
Just when you think it couldn't get any worse
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>>2865960
Shut up pigcel little piggy
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>>2865918
I'll nut inside you little ginger pigcel. Twitching ginger starfish puking out my seed. Or I'll nut on your back, throw you a towel and tell you to get out
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Bitch thinks he's tough. Bitch scared of my girth throbbing inside him, gripping and draining me. I'll nut all up on his internal organs. His asshole will be spitting out my cum on his bed when he's crying in the foetal position in his condo later that night
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cubabro really switched it up there
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>>2865960
It's mostly the "pigcel" insecure poster who thinks others are as insecure as he is about himself.
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It occurred to me yesterday that you don't see many strollers around, which makes sense since strollers are fairly expensive for new ones. Plus, there's not a lot of good sidewalks around, so where would you even take the stroller? I asked my gf what do you do if you have a brand new baby- can you take it to S&R for example? Nope, you just stay at home with baby until it's old enough to walk. Crazy.
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>>2865453
based



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