>Last Thread: >>2867257RIP Lost Continent edition>What is this thread? Why are there two generals?/rcg/ was initially created as a way for the roller coaster enthusiasts on here to discuss all things roller coasters and theme parks. While roller coasters are the main focus of these threads (and the title of the general) there is also discussion on other theme parks, their rides, as well as the parks themselves and trip planning too. That's where /tpg/ comes in.>Can I talk about Disney/Universal parks in this thread?Absolutely! Disney/Universal discussion of all sorts including rides/resorts/dining/trip planning is OK.General Rules: 1. Talk about Theme Parks and Rollercoasters. 2. There is no second rule.Park Crowd Tracker:>https://queue-times.com/en-US/parksCurrent and historical wait times tracker:>https://www.thrill-data.com/Roller Coaster Database:>https://rcdb.com/Amusement Park News Sites:>https://www.themeparkinsider.com/>https://www.screamscape.com/>https://www.coaster101.com/Disney Park News:>https://www.wdwnt.com/>https://www.wdwmagic.com/>https://www.allears.net>https://www.mousesteps.comUniversal Park News:>https://www.insideuniversal.net
https://www.reuters.com/world/seaworld-sued-over-alleged-mishandling-sesame-street-brand-2026-03-12/United Parks is finally dying
>>2869932Good. Hopefully this makes Universal get off its ass and start fixing the rides they've allowed to delipidate. The Seuss family should sue over the state of Cat in the Hat and Rowling should demand they fix the whomping willow and dragon animatronics on FJ
Who was in the wrong here?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GWKWSjG5aQs&pp=ygUTR2FzdG9uIGJlaW5nIGEgamVyaw%3D%3D
>General Rules:>1. Talk about Theme Parks and Rollercoasters.>2. There is no second rule.That's a tall order OP.>>2869933Don't forget the River Adventure dinos and effects.
>>2869943I believe we can do it. If it works we can later on implement a second rule limiting bickering and fanboying between /rcg/ and /tpg/Do it for Dolly Parton
Is pipeline at Seaworld THAT good?I’m in Orlando in a few weeks anyway but keep hearing horror stories the park is run like shit
>>2869933>The Seuss family should sueOh my god themecels are so dramatic>>2869959>If it works we can later on implement a second rule limiting bickering and fanboying between /rcg/ and /tpg/Fuck off soft bitch
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>>2869964t. tampa autist
>>2869965t. tampa autist
Halloween store has been moved to the front of the park. Not sure who buys the really overpriced shit from there in the first place.
>>2869930So does anyone know if BG has a wait times app? I kind of want to go even though its going to be packed with Spring Breakers who basically slam the place from March to April before the Summer Breakers slam it from June - Early August.
Do you guys actually go to parks or is this place like /v/ where everyone just complains while not actually playing games?
>>2869993Avoid the 2 or 3 actual spring break weeksDon't go on Fri/Sat/Sun
>>2869997The actual weeks have already begun my friend. I'm seeing children everywhere. The schools don't release kids the same week. They each choose their own week throughout April and March.
>>2869999That's why I said avoid the 2 or 3 actual spring break weeks, and beyond that avoid going on Fridays and weekends
>>2869994I've seen people post from inside the parks so we do have boots on the ground. There's a youtuber that posts here and is very chill and we have at least 2 confirmed TMsWe also have a lot of angry autists but they just add to the ambiance.
>have unused Epic ticket because Stardust kept getting delayed>brother, his pregnant wife and their 35" tall son are going in mid-April>cool I'll go with them>Stardust gets delayed three more weeks til April 5Not sure if I'm going to want to go with them if it's delayed again. I'm sure it would be a fun day but it's a 9 hour drive each way and I'd have to go back eventually to ride Stardust. They do want to go to BGT as well but I was just there.
Here is your Kingda Ka replacement broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COG7VodAyck
>>2870005The thought of riding Stardust after it killed a retard scares me. No thanks
>>2869960Liberals hate places that give joy to families so it's probably from them. Pipeline is amazing.
>>2870009But SeaWorld doesn't give joy to families anymore, that's why Sesame Street is suing them.
>>2869937>Gaston tells bitch not to record other people's kids>she crops the kids out of the videoGaston won. No one rapes disney adults like Gaston.
>>2869937Both. She shouldn't be recording anyone but her own family with him. But his response was very creepy. Like he went way overboard. This literally was triggering and hard to watch. Hes a very handsome man and his evil voice while she's just being friendly was creepy.
>>2869994Im at Disney world at least once a month
>>2870011Sesame Street is owned by Henson-esque libtards. I stand by my statement.
>>2869937really, cause this is definitely the ugliest gaston actor I've seen
>>2869930Great I wonder the motive
>>2870017I'm over 30 at this point everyone looks good to me
How do Orlandofags cope with Disney having the worst Disney-branded parks in the world, other than Walt Disney Studios Paris?
>illiterate yep a thoosie
>>2870018A short message from Walt Disney.
>>2870007Cripple not retard
>>2870021By having four of them. WDW beats the Chinese parks taken as a whole
Let's discuss how we think AI is going to be used in theme parks. An obvious one is the CAD work that goes into rides and permitting. I think the backend stuff is gonna start going much faster. Materials will be sourced faster. It's gonna be easier to make rides. Another obvious one is crowd management. Not sure if they'd want to do this and nuke fastpass sales, but you could very easily implement a system now where each guest is steered around by their phones and spread everyone out keeping wait times low. I'm sure the Harvard MBAs will figure it out. Maybe an upcharge tier that just slots you out fastpass times all day and you walk on everything as long as you follow your personalized schedule. A less obvious one is I think a fully trackless ride is now possible. And I mean totally trackless. The ride would have a large themed area and the guests could "drive" the vehicle through it and make live choices for where they want to go and how they want to get there and AI could monitor the whole thing and adapt the experience around it.
>>2870033>Another obvious one is crowd management>no bro genie+ will work this time i swear>A less obvious one is I think a fully trackless ride is now possibleDisney just made the patent for cars land
>>2870029t. tampa autist
I hope the UK Universal Studios Park is good. The British have done a lot for the world over the years.
>>2870034>no bro genie+ will work this time i swearIf the premise is no wait times all day I think it will. Smart phone adoption is way different now so having the app just ping you and say "go to haunted mansion to walk on" seems like a dream for most families. >Disney just made the patent for cars landThat's on a track. Not what I'm talking about.
>>287003390% of it will be ride ops efficiency savings and stock management with the occasional bit of "ai has noticed if we put the bubble wands next to the minnie ears sales of both jump 20%" Speech synthesis will be a biggie. You could have a ride where dialogue is generated so you get one of 3 different scripts that are new everyday ( with a guy spending 20 minutes at the start of his shift checking for generated weirdness). You could have actors sounding like mickey or donald without needing to use a soundboard.Cant see signiglficant unsupervised AI being something implemented, too many things to.go wrong
>>2870039>That's on a trackWhat's your definition of a track?
>>2870045I mean that specific ride is going to have an actual track that the arm is mounted on similar to DK:MM. What I mean is similar to a normal trackless but immensely more open. Possibly even outside. Could be as simple as guests interacting with some console in the vehicle and that picking one of 3 routes, or as complex as a large open area that guests can navigate through themselves. Not sure if that would be as exciting but it is possible now
>>2869994I travel twice a year to parks and I have a season pass to the local six flags
>>2870031Hong Kong seems pretty underrated, at least crowds-wise, but I also hear good things about Mystic Manor and GrizzlyShanghai seems pretty soulless though
>>2870033The use case nowadays seems to be merch, the new Six Flags especially seems to like using it.
>>2870056How did this pass quality control?
Dinosaur referenced in the new halloween store
>>2870059
final track piece for tormenta has been installed
>>2870050You're talking about a different patent.The one I'm talking about that Disney very recently put out is literally exactly what you're describing.
>>2870064Post it
>>2870066from wdwmagic just google it, wont let me paste url
>>2870067Oh shit. That's like exactly what I was describing>tfw you conjure up a hypothetical future and it's actually the present
>>2870031You’d have to combined all four to make one elite park.
>>2870063Please don’t suck please don’t suck please don’t suck
>>2870033Harvard is now a bunch of third worlders from China & India they can't accomplish jack
>> 2869898Ironically, if they did cheap out, we would’ve gotten a better ride.
>>2869930Its insane how successful Dollywood is. https://youtu.be/iwgtRPu1aZQ?si=LK5r3fhrdK5T9mHF
>>2870122Is it true it’s the second most beautiful park in America after Busch Gardens Williamsburg? I really want to visit for Christmas so I can ride rollercoasters in the snow and ice
>>2870133It's been awhile since I've visited BGW, but Dollywood is definitely on par or perhaps even better. Being nestled in the Smoky Mountains really benefits it, and you feel completely removed from the outside world despite being right near a major tourist hub. It's one of the things that stood out the most to me when I visited.
>>2870148One of the few good things about British parks is that most of them are in the middle of nowhere. Alton Towers is the grounds if a stately home near and is near a small village on the edge of a national park.Most parks are either converted zoos/safari parks, stately homes or abandoned quarries/claypits (Universal UK is on a brickworks site)
>>2869994I just got back from DLR on 10/11/12 and had an unexpectedly (mostly) shitty time. Only positive was I met a bunch of really nice cast members who I gave complements to. I do not envy the job they have to do.
>Walk up to the entrance gate to the park you have been wanting to visit>You see this sign greeting youWhat do you do?
>>2870176That's such bullshit. By the time you've seen it, you've probably already spend a shitload
>>2870177Skill issue honestly. First for spending a shitload to go to a mid tier Six Flags. Second for going on opening day period. Third for not expecting most rides to be down.
>>2870021Thirdie delusions are all over social media.
>>2870173Why do you not envy it ? Its the best job I ever had. The culture is amazing and happy. Being built on white Christian ideals of humility, kindness, and service help a lot with the overall joy.
>>2869930I've been thinking about this a lot. You really have to be a Good Person to run a Disney park successfully. The culture that created Disney took joy in making families and children smile. It took joy in imagination and Innovation. UAE got rich from oil. Tourism is a whole other ballgame. Japan got it right because they have the humble, polite nature it takes to actually run a Disney park. Muslims are not Good People imho. Their religion was based on a pedophile who married a little girl. They slaughtered so many Armenians they could make mountains with the skulls. In fact they're so bad at providing customer service, they have to import workers from the Philippines. These jungle island guys are better than locals at service but subpar compared to the White Christian American ethic that created these companies. It will fail. They don't have the meek and gentle culture it requires.
>>2869930https://youtu.be/_GmjNTxr1T4?si=e0_FrF27pegzhU5mUrban explorer went to Discovery Island
>>2870217Because on the first day I went there was a hazmat situation in Tomorrowland that sent 7 CMs to the hospital and closed that part of the park, causing the food and wine crowds to surge so much that drunks in scooters were plowing into people waiting in line for their food. The next day there was a huge bomb/swatting hoax that almost got the pair evacuated and the day after that was a brutal heatwave. I would find it very difficult to stay positive and helpful in conditions like that but pretty much every CM I interacted with was extremely kind, friendly and knowledgeable. I don’t think I could do that job! It takes a lot of grit!
>>2870222Anyone who can be happy and positive while being a wagie in Orlando has mastered life. There are people with nine figure incomes who are miserable yet there the cast members are making $18/hr and perfectly content.
>>2869930I started watching Adam the Woo videos and it reminded me of the vid that got him banned from Universal. He goes onto an abandoned trail and finds old Jurassic Park automatons. The Rome video is so seasoned. He's very respectful to the Italians and shows all the rich history and amazing stuff they have there. The People are so beautiful too. https://youtu.be/MZnNya8xzbI?si=xe7ww_WP0ra-BsW0
>>2870223That's nearly twice what I made. Its still the best job I ever had. I'm glad the wages there are now livable.
>>2870222I think letting alcohol into the parks was a massive mistake no matter if they make a lot off it or not.
>>2870225Is that livable? It's been a while since I was a poor.
>>2870227Florida is a different ecosystem economy. What is poor elsewhere is middle class here. Cost of living is much lower. I've been cheating life in Florida for many years.
>>2870223You are around very beautiful and young people. You get into the parks whenever you want. You can dance the night away while still making money. You can make a lot of friends who also love Disney and do stuff with you.
>>2870220It really is the end of an Era. A really good Era.
>>2869930https://www.youtube.com/live/nfRTJJZmWx0?si=G0WeYh4xq-ep6lzy
>>2870230Sounds like a gay man's fantasy
>>2870232Buy an ad
>>2870229Don't they have high rent and the highest car insurance in the country?
>>2870232I still feel suspicious about his death. He was getting pretty healthy. He'd lost a lot of weight by that time. He was walking around and eating salads. It was only after he came back from travels that this happened.
I'm gonna miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>There use to be a six flags in Florida
>>2870226The thought of drunk Disney adults, drunk Disney adults on mobility scooters even, is actually terrifying
>>2870303I went to Epcot and the old lady in front of us was drunk. I didn't want my kids to see that. It was kind of scary because she'd just been on Guardians. She really had something wrong. I think it's a recipe for disaster.
>>2870303One of them almost ran over my foot at Seas with their scooter. When I mean that I mean they literally ran over the front fourth of my shoe but I have my foot in the shoes far enough back I could pull them in so they did not hit the toesOf course they said nothing
>>2870303I watched someone at California Adventure mess up and drive their scooter into the pickup line for one of the food and wine booths. He was trying to stop it but keep speeding up and almost knocked three people over like bowling pins.
>>2870338>>2870342>>2870383Do not let the actions of amateur drunks ruin the liberty of professional drunks such as myself.
>>2870218The Turks were the ones who committed the Armenian Genocide, not the Arabs.But yeah, they can just hire people who are good at the stuff they're bad at. The only thing they can't buy is the skill of hiring the right people.Well, they could, but they'd need to have that skill first before they could use it.I think it'll be fine. The secret's out, Walt isn't the only one who can make a theme park anymore.
crazy how small this looks in pictures. it's only one foot shorter than millennium force
>>2870518Not much of a point of reference there.
>>2869930So was Lost continent suppose to be a greek mythology land? Because Sinbad doesn't make sense for a greek myth setting
Would this have aged well?https://www.disneyfanatic.com/oped-disney-elon-musk-mission-space-revamp-tb1/
>>2870536They're gonna have to do something with it soon, the ride is supposed to be set sometime in the 2030s
Lightwater Valley's new owners unveiled a new logo. The reaction is pretty much what you'd expect.
>>2870587Why do boomers not realize we can identify AI?
>>2870531Lost Continent was 3 discreet sub-lands.Merlinwood which became potter, Sinbad's Bizarre which is where the fountain is, and Greek Mythology. The point of transition between greece and the middle east is the bridge by the velocicoaster walkway
>>2870596>Sinbad's Bizarrejej
Travelling fairground version of tower of terror, complete with random dinosaur movie!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti0liRWZPqY
>>2870599That's amazing.
>>2870599>Outside theming is hotel.>Inside is an Egyptian tomb with dinosaurs.I appreciate the effort for a carnival ride, but what?
Some nice date updates since last thread. Didn't check /trv/ over the weekend.Threadly list of Disney/Universal announcements and dates for your convenience:Florida:>Monsters Inc. at Studios opens 2027?>'Tropical Americas' replaces dinos in 2027>Rafiki's Planet Watch closed until May 26 for partial retheme to Bluey and Australian animal petting zoo>Front Tire Land replaces Tom Sawyer Island circa 2028>Liberty Belle Steamship future unknown, intact as of late Nov 2025>Big Thunder Mountain (Florida) refurb finishes May 2026 w/ Rainbow Caverns>New Frozen ride animatronics NOW>Walt Disney robot coming to Carousel of Progress>Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin reopens April 8 WITH MOAR SCREENS>Rock N' Rollercoaster Muppets retheme by Summer 2026>Volcano Bay closed Oct 26, 2026 thru Mar 24, 2027>Lost Continent demolition underway>Replacement for Poseidon's Fury to be built by Intamin>Jurassic Park River Adventure closed thru Nov 19 2026>RRR Replacement early 2027?>Stardust Racers closed through April 5California:>Fast and Furious Hollywood coaster "Summer 2026">Mike & Sully closes 2026, becoming Avatar ride>OT characters in Cali Galaxy's EdgeBoth:>Soarin' Over 'Murica by Memorial Day>Millenium Falcon: Smuggler's Run rethemed to Mandalorian May 22, 2026Europe:>Frozen land and Rapunzel teacups, opens in Paris March 29, 2026>Lion King Splash Mountain water ride at Paris Studio park, late 2027 at the earliest>New scenes in Rivers of the Far West in 2026>Universal UK set for 2031>Disney-Adjacent Bluey Roller Coaster at Alton Towers Spring 2026Asia:>Multi-launch Spider-man coaster at Shanghai DL>Spider-Man Drop Tower at Hong Kong DL, Doc Ock>Wreck-It-Ralph omnirover shooter replaces Buzz Lightyear in Tokyo by Spring 2027>Tokyo Disneyland Space Mountain currently closed until 2027 for ground-up rebuild>Tokyo maybe razing Adventureland 2026 or later?Did I miss anything?
>>2870672Nothing at all. Thank you for your service.
>>2870672You didn't miss a single fucking thing and have never once omitted a detail that would be important to anyone ever. We salute you, updates-anon o7
>>2870672Yeah what’s going on at Efteling and Europapark?
>>2870693idk its winter
>>2870672Again, you completely omit any non-Disney, non-Universal parks in your post. This is /rcg/+/tpg/, it's for all parks, not just those.
>>2870714He’s a Disney adult and he purposefully omits all the actually good parks bc he’s scared of anything more thrilling that it’s a small world
>>2870717t. tampa autist
>>2870719>t. Tampa autist
>>2870536I know Disney isn't in the business of charity but it would be kino if they donated Mission space to the kennedy center or at least made some sort of dealI like the ride but clearly most disney adults hate it and it doesn't pull its own weight enough. Test track and guardians will easily reach 2 hour waits before mission space reaches 50 minutes
>>2870693Efteling is opening a kiddie drop-tower ride next to Baron 1898 this summer. They also closed their park show Raveleijn, and are adding a different show to their theater as a temporary replacement, but that's about it IIRC. Not much crazy stuff happening.Tangentially related, but I just learned that they added Efteling references in both the Hong Kong and Paris versions of Arendelle, since they were both designed by Michel den Dulk, who started working in theme parks at Efteling. That's real cute.
>>2870714reminder that this is the kind of thing he's upset at not being covered
>>2870746t. B&M autist
What was his final thoughts?
>>2870750Is it weird that I'm kind of hoping that I'll die on WDW property one day?
>>2870714not interested in parking lot coasters
>>2870752animal kingdom and hollywood studios bros...
>>2870746>Raptor>opened 1994>>2870752>Scream>Opened 2003Disneytards think this is news
>>2870749That isn’t me.>t. B&M autist
>>2870766false advertisement
>Every single thrill coaster is unthemed and bland. I want to die at WDW btw>I've seen a post about Disney/Universal news and am mad that it only has Disney/Universal news.I hate some of you
Every outdoor coaster at Six Flags should have this level of theming btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZPmRpQKhGE
2026 Roller CoastersSix Flags>Tormenta Rampaging Run at Six Flags Over Texas>Quantum Accelerator at Six Flags New England>Speedway Stunt Coaster at Six Flags MexicoUnited Parks>Barracuda Strike at SeaWorld San AntonioHerchend>Nightflight Expedition at Dollywood>Flying Fox at Kentucky Kingdom(Shamelessly condensed from an Attractions Magazine article)
>>2870773I think so too. It's not that much of a reach, and it would do those parks a world of good.>>2870778>Quantum Accelerator at Six Flags New England>Speedway Stunt Coaster at Six Flags MexicoLiterally my first time hearing about these. Thank you. Quantum Accelerator looks like a really good family launcher, and it's an Intamin, so the rumor that "Cedar Fair will never work with Intamin again" is squashed.
>>2870771I wish Guardians just had some generic space theme. It could even keep the big bang and moon/earth finish and have cool space shit in between. I really love that coaster in spite of all the Marvel shit.
>>2870778>generic parking lot dive coaster and five family coastersFucking grim. Please tell me this isn’t indicative of future trends.
>>2870536Really stupid idea.It should be Horizons reboot with a Kanye soundtrack. But Elon hates Disney.
>redditpunk themed coaster
>>2870798If reddit likes it then I hate it.
>>2870798Universal and Disney are the reddit parks
>>2870798That's just a mining operation, it's barely even steampunk.F.L.Y. is the actual steampunk coaster
>>2870773Wait, does Cobra’s Curse have actual live cobras in their wait queue? That’s sick AF. I would visit just to see that
Preview day of Adventure World/Frozen had some pretty bad impressions>Frozen ever after broke down repeatedly for hours at a time>Olaf wandering animatronic went out of action and was replaced by an awkward pupper>very big and empty, even in the frozen section>water projections for the night show are just still images for some reason
>>2870919>t. grown ass man going around riding rides meant for children younger than 10Strong pedo vibes
>>2870919>Olaf wandering animatronic went out of action and was replaced by an awkward puppetCalled it. Put it in the pile of failed Disney free-standing animatronics that were built purely to get shareholders excited. I think they should just give up and let Boston Dynamics/Tesla/The chinese companies develop the freestanding robot tech then just retrofit one to their needs. >>2870920I'm getting strong "400lbs and has no idea what a pussy feels like" vibe from you
>>2870915It's a huge python and they removed it last I was there. Imo the tank is too small for a snake that big anyway
>>2870941How is it any different from a creeper hanging out at a kids playground? If you don’t have kids, and you’re not with kids. You shouldn’t be hanging out on kiddie rides
>>2870966it's 2026 you chud why are you being ageist? grown ups can play too
I might book a trip to BGW/Kings Dominion. What other stuff is there to do in the Richmond area?
based Dolly Parton dabbing on fatties for drinking too much sodahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIhh_KrdgN8
>>2870966>How is it any different from a creeper hanging out at a kids playground?Cause it's not like that at all. That's how. You're comparing two diametrically opposed things. If a creepy guy was there doing creepy shit, then it would be, but some normal guy just riding it to check it out, it isnt inherent creepy unless you're one of those woke types that think all men are evil or some shit
>>2870977I’m a daughter dad, and if I see some middle aged man riding a kiddie ride, surrounded by little kids (and little girls esp on rides like Frozen), people are going to think he’s there to film little girls, not some harmless autistic sperg
>>2870985I mean I guess, but that doesn't mean its inherently the case. Depends entirely on the guy and his vibe and if you're ever there with a total weirdo, you, as a dad, just sit next to him with your kids on the other side. There's cameras and cops everywhere and I've never once heard a story about that sorta shit happening at disney on a ride. It's probably just an autistic guy
>>2870997> It's probably just an autistic guyExactly what a pedo would say. Honestly though, I can somewhat understand Disney adults where it’s some childless roastie that’s extending her feeling of being young so that she doesn’t have to face the grim reality of being a self interested genetic dead end, and some beta male orbiter that has to go along with the delusion so he gets the occasional blowjob, but some single dude riding kiddie rides and obsessed with stuff that’s created FOR CHILDREN, will never not be creepy. Add filming to it, and you turn that creep into a certified pedo.
>>2870920Frozen is for everyone.
>>2871008If he's filming and acting weird, that would be a red flag and obviously a reason to call security. But as a person who grew up knowing a deeply autistic guy that would love to go on rides, having people accuse him of being a pedo doesn't sit right with me. It's just entirely context-dependent.
>>2870976>NOOOOO I cannot just gouge 200 ounces of cancer water when I bought a 8 ounce cup?!? This is heckin GREED All season unlimited refills are $25 btw
>>2870985This is lowkey how riding a kiddie coaster for the credit feels like
>>2871037I used to mock thoosies for this but when one described it as “completionism” I kind of get it. Completionism is more respectable than stat-padding or credit chasing anyway. She wasn’t doing it to brag, she felt a compulsion.
>>2871037It's a dumb discourse anyways. It's ok to be pure of heart and enjoy things. Just don't be weird about it.
>>2871042Or you could, you know, make some kids and take them, or alternatively take your family. You’ll always look like a weirdo as a grown ass man riding rides meant for 6 year olds. Esp if you’re by yourself
>>2871043This is a really dumb argument. I don't go to Disney and I'm definitely not a Disney adult, but I don't automatically associate riding the Frozen ride with nefarious intent unless the guy is a walking red flag.Frozen isn't really fully a kids ride. Kids are gonna love it and it's the right amount of thrill for them, but an 80 year old grandma would also love it so is it a grandma ride too? If a mom brings her kids on the ride and smiles at something is she a terminal manchild? People gotta stop conflating family rides with kids rides. This is a kids ride. If I see a grown ass dude on this I'm assuming he came last in fantasy football or is drunk out of his mind
