Feel old yet /tv/?
>>219278903Fpbp S
>>219278882Cudi won
>>219280282Low key, kinda racist
>>219280282>capitalises chocolate but not blackkek
>>219278882Why didn't they use a current pic?
>peach is a girlboss with bitchy white girl voice acting>mario is a cuck simp for peach>chris pratt>side characters save the day instead of mario and luigi>peach and rosalina are sisters now and peach has cosmic powers too>starfox appears, for some fucking reason>a million scenes per minute and nostalgiabait pandering>rosalina has literally no screen time
>>219264588Ahh yes because the way you act and think today is based solely on alladin and toy story.It's a movie you fucking retard. A kids movie. Stop reading into shit that ain't there.
>>219280012Faggot
>>219280000Based.
>>219280127>blatant conditioning through subliminal propaganda>”it’s just a movie, schizo!!!”get his fucking rags off
>>219280288People creamed themselves over minions, frozen, k-pop hunters and that has had literally zero real life long term ramifications you skitzo. Movies are just movies. They aren't brainwashing people.
webm thread
>>219277230I think I understand them just fine, lil bro. You thought you wanted to be a strong independent man but you realized that what you really wanted was big daddy government to tell you what to do.It's ok, the majority is on the same page with you. Most people are more than happy to trade freedom for security.
>>219252813
>>219277373>trade freedom for securitynta but what freedoms are being given up for security, according to you?
>>219259490>t. brazilian
>>219256691They were flexing their sick flamethrowers
Good riddance to bad robot
>>219268410oy vey!
>>219277142Felicity was a garbage show and never recovered from Mad TV eviscerating it's bullshit premise in one the few moments where Mad TV broke into the mainstream with its skits. The second season featured Kerry Russell getting a hideous pixie cut that further nuked the ratings and even the last four episodes, which involved the show going off the rail with time travel and witchcraft, got no press and the show didn't even get a token syndication run.
Sad to hear that people _ L O S T _ their jobs, but JJ's con games have been going on for too long.
>>219280207I hope the parasitic exsanguination of old beloved franchises results in the implosion of hollywood and the renaissance of cinema
>>219268344Wokeness has won
Did anyone else get a boner when they first watched this scene?
>>219278944>zone will never make that animation of herWhy live.
>>219276772why the fuck did they give her such massive tits? she's only 14, right?
>>219280010>she's only 14, right?yep
>Want to watch Avatar: TLA because I never gave it a chance while it aired.>Then I remember people rightfully shitting on Korra.>Don't want to watch it anymore.Maybe one day.
>>219280237That's retarded anon-kun. ATLA is a fully complete series that doesn't need Korra as a sequel for anything.
new episode of for all mankind last nighthas the kinomans time finally come?
>>219279587im hoping s5 is the same. once the martian independence stuff gets going i cant see it slowing down much
>>219279604yea hope so I'm about to start ep 2, be back later
"My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."
weve seen so little of earth so far this season
>>219280289less the better, I kinda want alaida on mars so all the cast is there and we can leave earth behind forever,would be funny her finally actually going to space, fuck Margo, fucking traitor
Comedy!
>>219277129hate this jew-loving retard.
how come he is not in it?
>>219277673https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3p9I2DlzPIw
>>219277167Huh. I always assumed only women found Mulaney funny.
>>219280294i started finding him funny after the wig and jaw implants, i now find him hilarious
>zombie movie>the "zombies" can run
What's really needed is cute girl zombies.
>>219279638Faggot, zombies should be powered by magic since trying to make them realistic is extremely retarded. I hate losers like you.
>zombie movie>the zombies are sentientKino...
zombie running is like cheating
>>219279638I've a worse one>>zombie movie>>humans are the villains
>Star Wars but without the fun
>>219255751>>219255886/thread
>>219278829nobody said Cassian wasn't a scumbag, he is from beginning till maybe the middle of the Rogue One movie but Skeen still deserved a bullet for being a traitor to people who paid him to do a job.
>>219255680>prison labor>when droids can do pic rel>to build death star parts of all thingsAndor is a great show made worse by being attached to Star Wars brand. You can't deny this.
>>219257535>the empire is portrayed as an inept bureaucracy and is completely non-threateningTell that to the Space French
>>219278829>oh but andor hadn't learned about communism yet from the little boyYou can't just greentext that away you faggot. That you try to do so just indicates you already know this defeats your point. Nemik's true belief is what ignites the beginnings of belief in Cassian, it's a transformative experience.
Was it actually historically accurate that vikings practised polyamory?
>>219276288there's no such thing as polyamory, if you mean haremcuck then sure
>>219276288Yes it's all real, I was there
>>219276288Of all the non-Game of Thrones slop to grace my screen, this was my favourite
>>219276288They killed christians but didn't kill muslims
>>219276288yes. the top ~10% of dudes in scandinavia had multiple wives at a time which created a gender imbalance. this was one of many contributing factors to the great norse migrations of that period, full of the other 90% of men finding or taking wives of their own
films with retarded plots?
>>219254190>>219254338>>219260441Fantasy is a trash genre in general
>>219254480closed circle
>>219268295crazy he got the role so fucking early in his career, iirc he had like two movie credits before LOTR
what happened to balrogs and other corrupted maiar after sauron died?
>>219278642it wasn't always like this
>>219269237I still can't believe they thought this was a good idea
THATS RAPE
>>219255789Nobody even saw Joker 2 because it was a gay musical, so it's not tarnished in the popular imagination, Joker is still the most iconic villain of all time, it's just that Phoenix can never act as the character ever again
>>219277749>we need the wigger demographic
rags status?
Here are your "young" Avengers bros
>>219278686the stars of the mcu they will be replacing are >RDJ: 60>Chris evans: 44>Chris hemsworth: 42>Hugh Jackman: 57>mark ruffalo: 58In what world is 23-30 not considered young? They aren't even 1/3 through their life yet.
Leo told Timmy not to do capeshit. He won’t do it
>>219278614Yeah. They alteady have most of the young Avengers alteady cast.Butters was rumored for Kitty Pryde. Though with Sadie Sink as Jean, that isn't much of an age difference.
>>219280034his handlers and kylies handlers will convince kylie to threaten to break up with him if he isnt in the new capeshits
>>219278543are the bottom two even males?
Now that the dcu is doomed, who should play Absolute Wonder Woman in the inevitable adaptation?
>>219280226We clone Lucy Lawless, we have the technology
Olodobe Babatunde
Idris Elba
>we need a ghoul for our tim burton tv show>sir she’s already auditioned
>>219278347They're both hideous
>>219278347>AI text in the background
>>219278347They're both very cute
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