h-how should you respond to this?
>>217441796When she's sucking you off, don't whimper or tremble in fear. She won't like that, as seen in VHS. Moan like you're really enjoying it and you should be good.
>DON'T SUCK MY COCK DON'T SUCK MY COCK>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wouldn't, I would have listened, because that's what nobody did
>>217441796
You think you want this but you don't
Who could come even close to playing this goddess? And don’t say that bonerack ATJ.
what the fuck is going on with cable TV?
Did they kill all the characters? Is the show now set in a post apocalypse? How the fuck would they survive this?
Wait:"9-1-1: Lone Star" vs. "9-1-1": While the original 9-1-1 also featured a meteor shower episode in Season 3, the "asteroid" crisis is specifically the large-scale event concluding 9-1-1: Lone Star's run. So, which one was the op? Also, two asteroid impacts in your franchise seems a bit much.
>>217440326Why does it look like they used AI for a storyboard
>>217440326That genuinely looks fucking atrocious. Wow. Good thing I don’t give a fuck about TV these days. LMAO.
>>217440326That's AI
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
>>217441407Settle down, Beavis.
uhh can we like frisk you or something
ITT: Perfect ending credit songs
>I STILL BELIEVE IN YOUR EYES
Point Break ending is super kino. Bodhi rides the ultimate wave > dies > Johnny throws his badge in the water > Nobody Rides for Free. https://youtu.be/hBYa2xGDAQs?si=ulEBx2Us9jYBzhsB
The DoorsRIP Valhttps://youtu.be/j59YEcaHuWg?si=xAsajkGobDYaUMno&t=77
>>217434056'Can I See You Again?' by the 'Owl City' fag, at the end of 'Wreck-It Ralph' (2012). Never seen something so pitch perfect in sentiment and emotional tone after the fade the black. Pure movie magic in action:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkhOc6iXN6U>Especially when contrasted with the very literal shitty Wreck-It Ralph song buried at the end of the same credit sequence.Adam Young and his upbeat G-rated shit goes together with old skool Disney shit so perfectly it's unreal. If I was a studio exec I'd have been contracting him for the term of his natural life before the paint was even dry on 'Wreck-It Ralph'. Music in that film was overall well-designed and deployed in general, but that ending was particularly hard to miss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0bY1_WK2tA
This was kino.
>>217441381Coming-out can feel like dying but living in pretense is worse than death I guess.
>>217441381Cut your dick off.
>>217440867I had a Maddy growing up. She's now married to chad and I'm still working at Chuck E Cheese.
>>217441381>Got big pro-suicide vibes from this flick.It's barely a shitpost to say the most straightforward interpretation of the movie is pic relatedWhich is okay because it's a movie about crazy people, written and directed by a crazy person.
>>217439824Tranny redditor slop.
>They were very proud to cast a Latino actress as Snow White, but you’re still telling the story of ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.’ Take a step back and look at what you’re doing there. It makes no sense to me. You’re progressive in one way, but you’re still making that fucking backward story about seven dwarfs living in a cave together. Have I done nothing to advance the cause from my soapbox? I guess I’m not loud enough.
>EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
>>217441949Comedy is in a sad state if this annoying fat unfunny retard is considered one of the top comedians and podcasters today
>>217441949It feels aggresive when he does the laugh, like he's forcing himself on the audience. Definitely not safe for vulnerable women to be around him.
>>217441949>WAAAAAAAAAAA Ice are the literal gestapo of America Fuck this fat Greek faggot
>>217441949Ayo on gods Mandookie for mayor fuck vasoconstriction and fascism and get the ruling classes dicks out of your mouth and stop being an Austin coded transphobe like that chud Jordan Jensen who is banned from my podcast for her bigoted Austin brained transphobia!
What's the point of using the Substance if you don't actually have the memories of your other self?
>>217441438>Women can't do anything right, not even copy good ideas from men
Bump
>>217441438This really bothered me, the premise of the movie makes no sense
>women can't be funn-ACK!
>>217441818 Well yeah, sure. And?
>>217441655doesn't she have a podcast with another guy? I think he's her husband or something.
What the hell does funnack mean
>>217441526i dont' get it
>>217441738oh i get it! boomers bad, lmaoooo
I hope Mckenna Grace gets gutted like a fish in Scream 7.
>>217424164Xochitl has already thoroughly ravished her.
>>217441928Axolotl Sanchez has exquisite taste
>>217426493
>>217437084>implying she still isn'tI don't know what your standard for hot looks like but McKenna is fine. Her vaguely witchy features are endearing
>>217424395>No reasonLike most of the bitches that are killed, she was a slut.
I'm glad they stuck closely to the source material.
>>217432183Source material always sucked
>>217432183She’s so ugly.
>>217441733This.
>>217434661Yes, narcissistic jews with no constraints cannot make anything worthwhile.
>>217441733last of us 1 was alright
>Joel eraAverage nerd watches movies with his good buddy robots>Mike eraFratboy jock watches movies with retarded robots>there are people that defend the Mike era
>>217441904Yeah I try to separate the art from the times but Joel really did have more than a few notable "imperialist white man bad" jokes to his repertoire.
>>217441546Mike had better jokes and better movies. Better is a knife’s edge, you want watchable trash. Manos is painful and dull, Red Zone Cuba is paint drying. Needs to have some of that Pumaman pizzaz.
>>217441924Red Zone Cuba is the most painful thing ever put to film, and the other two Coleman Francis joints are pretty close seconds.Except that John Carradine song at the start, that shit is bossNIIIGHT TRAAAIN
>>217441920It's also an attempt to spite the show with his walk out by trying to get it essentially cancelled, but sadly for him, the show kept chugging alongBut seriously, the amount of people that left MST3K is crazy when you realise it's supposed to be a fun show with half the work done essentially with the movie, no matter how bad, being an attraction in an of itself.
>>217441962I enjoy how Mike, Bill and Kevin formed a permanent clique of their ownIt is sorta crazy that Bill and Kevin appeared in the Netflix series but Mike didn't
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Why is that indian man pink?
>jeet color swaps meme about him
>>217441876Lil homie looks based
>>217441886>>217441953f&spbp
>avoidant delusional schizo who probably imagined that the guy he shot in the face was mocking him People really thought only movie 2 was meant to mock them?
>>217441596>He makes up a whole relationship earlier in the movieok that just tells us that he's delusional and insane in the first movie and that he's desperate for love. >the point is that he is delusional and makes stuff up to feel more important or to feed into a victim complex.Sounds fucking gay and lame misery porn which it is. This is why the sequel was fucking trash and bombed deservingly I don't wanna see a movie about someone being cucked as the joker.
>>217441379These movies criticized the rich, conservatives and police.>Harley Quinn is a rich bitch who wanted to roleplay as the Joker's gf
Second movie is about him realizing the mob rallied around him for completely different reasons and that he has nothing in common with them. He confronts and openly says that which ends up backfiring because normalfags are vile scum who create and discard idols on a whim not caring about them as people. /tv/ got filtered.
>>217441696From my understanding Americans take their guns to the bathroom with them
>>217441696He went there to kill Murray because he was a cunt. How did you miss that?
