>WHAT DID YOU DO KENNY?! THEY SAY IT WAS KIDS.. YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT KIDSHow do you respond without losing aura?
>>217379572Me own mum a fookin bigot
>>217379572Quickly convert to Islam so they won't charge me
>>217379572why do pedo freaks seethe so much at this episode?
>>217379572>chill mom. they're extortionist hackers. it's all photoshop and deepfakes. they can code whatever "evidence" they like. i'm the victim here. so what's for breakfast?
I think i would have some kind of overwrought autistic response because apparently the tonal consistency of the drama lies not in the infantilized state of my personhood or agency or cultural pointers, but in the fear and emotionality of the abstract social context of the law. Much like a political hostage held by a lunatic my stockholme syndrome will make me especially susceptible to the pro social emotionality of symbolically loaded phraseology which is as much of a relationship to the truth that a literal peasant, born and bred for emotionality and fear of authority, can be expected to muster as a freudian fantasy for the poor writing of state produced media.
https://deadline.com/2026/01/fallout-reality-series-amazon-1236683771/This is going to be fucking terrible
>The project comes from Studio Lambert, the company behind Netflix’s Squid Game: The Challenge, a reality series based on the streamer’s hit Korean series.
>>217379698>fallout shelterWhy the fuck would I give a shit about the Fallout universe where I don't get to see the literal FALLOUT of nuclear explosions?>inb4 deathclaws wander into the vault from quarry junction
WHO CAN DRINK THE MOST IRRADIATED WATER?
>>217379698holy fucking kwab. someone post this on /v/ there's gonna be a meltdown. muh beloved ip is getting turned into survivor meets beast games
>>217379698>Wizards and anons being outnumbered and bullied by Redditors, the showNo thanks, I'm quite happy with the level of social exclusion I currently tolerate.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>217377675that's right. she's not fucking other men, just the talent when making content
What do you think will be her character's monthly tariff in Not-OF? 15$? 25$? she can't be asking more than that a month being a nobody character speaking
>>217377675Found the cuck.
>>217377675She's showing herself to the world, I'm the only one who should see her naked, no one else, otherwise what's the point?
>>217377673t. virgin
Carl from Liverpool edition
Show's dead. Move on.
RTD got sacked, so why the fuck are they continuing with this Cbeebies shiteThat's still happening apparently
>>217378195shota boy doctor when
Which Doctor has the biggest penis?
>>217378664the green one?
335 Days Until DOOMSDAY
Pathetic
>>217377542South Park sucks, but seeing that steep decline in episodes per season is depressing. I miss real seasons.
I don't understand how South Park is worth a billion dollars now, but WASN'T worth a billion dollars back when it was an actual cultural phenomenon
>>217378764Drumpf
>>217378369You need to go back
>>217378764I know its strange. Simpsons is similar where most people haven't regularly watched the show in over a decade but the voice actors keep getting paid more and more all the time, all while the most watched episode ever was way back in season 2.
Times you acted like Rental Family (2025)?
>>217379099>like being the friend to a hikikomori (playing games with him and going to strip clubs)Sign me up, I have all the qualifications for this job.
>>217379264I was gonna torrent the movie, but knowing it has lesbo dyke shit, I’m not even gonna waste the bandwidth Is there a censored version with the gay shit cut out?
>>217379574It's only around 10 minutes of the whole movie and he doesn't like doing it. It's just to be comical as he is trying to adjust to the job and freaks out hiding in the toilet because he doesn't want to go through with lying about a wedding but the company employees are panicking trying to get the dumb gaijin to do his job
>>217377968>>217377708No, this movie is so fucking off base.
>>217377708So to weebs who think this is muh special Japan movie>he speaks shit Japanese but can so,show understand complicated sentences>uses subway seat to set luggage on, savagery>this movie pretends wholesome people use this serviceThis service does exist, but it’s 99.9% the type of shit the woman did like pretend to be the mistress to apologize. This whole ‘self realization journey’ bullshit is a fantasyAlso everyone represented in the film is fabulously wealthy except him. It’s only Tokyo elite depicted, which is a very very different world.
Rian Johnson killed Star Wars.
>>217379558Stupid people enjoy simplicity and nice little fortune cookie quotes that seem to explain the world to them in terms they can understand.
>>217379558It's a nice way to feel superior to people who are fucking you over. "They don't mean to do it, i'm just a lot smarter than them".
>>217377737True, but in hindsight it was a good thing
>>217379365Last Jedi isn't even Star Wars, it's Disney Wars, non-canon.
>>217377737he tried to save it.
Does this look good or like crap? I need to know what /tv/ thinks so I can copy the opinion as my own
>>217379053Ok but what does it have to do with my post?
>>217379159that she looks like shit and nothing like Lara, it's not just the unflattering costume
>>217379234Sure, but I was talking about tits sizes.
>>217379271She had 0.1 Lara sizes
finally a British Lara Croft
so why do they keep doubling/tripling/quadrupling/quintupling down on nu trek dogshit and all the worst aspects of it? like what is the plan here? they've thoroughly destroyed this ip
>>217379642>heir ideal populacetheir ideal populace is unstable.you can't just mix up a bunch of different groups of people without them fighting and the very tools that were used to unify people and keep them docile, television and movies, has been destroyed with bad shows that no one watches. their plan has some major flaws
>>217379529>>217379642I should add nta.
>>217376378The klingon/jem'hadar lady is actually based. Nig Nigtaro is hopefully just there for the main character to shit all over since he's a stuper genius Gary Stu.
>>217379251They’re acting in the interest of accounting. In accounting, profits are bad. In accounting, it’s quite easy to manufacture revenue where there is none. In accounting, when publicly traded, stock value is what matters. When you get creative, you start doing things like having companies you own buy and sell stock at a loss and then default on loans made to them where the collateral was said overvalued stock. But if you make something successful, that brings in tons of money, you then need to lose that money as well to not be taxed. Which means spending more money. Which means making more media. Media that may be successful because executive oversight is being stretched thin.They’re dead. This is the only thing keeping them from being unemployed.
>>217379718Also the set for HBO's Rome burned down. So if you want to stop Star Trek then all you have to do is burn down the set.
>Terminator 1>Heavily implied Novikov self-consistency principle; future cannot be altered, and attempts to alter the future result in it occurring (Reese getting with Sarah Connor creates John Connor, the Terminator's hand allows SkyNet to reverse engineer)>Terminator 2>lol actually you can change the futureDoes Cameron not understand how time travel works, or did Gale Anne Hurd and William Wisher do the heavy lifting for the scripts and just weren't on the same page?
>>217379586>Your whole argument relies absolutely on Terminator being a fictional scenario written in a world where time travel doesn't exist. That's the only context in which an infinite loop (with no beginning) is possible.It clearly isn't, and shows that you don't understand the Novikov self-consistency principle.
>>217379605You did not pay attention during the first film for reasons outlined in this thread.
>>217379583The original timeline is the timeline in which nothing was changed through time travel because time travel wasn't invented in that timeline.
>>217379668Not an argument. Merely a statement of your inability to defend yourself.
>>217365039Terminator was kino. The time travel made sense, since it was completely circular and self-contained. The war would be won, Humanity would be saved. It had real Human drama and didn't rely on Schwarzenegger as Terminator and main character. It didn't need any sequels. In fact they should be ignored.>>217367543>There was an original timeline where Reese had never gone back in time and John had a different father.That's completely wrong in Terminator. In the original it made sense. Not to mention how insane the idea of a "he had a different father" is, which is biologically completely impossible, since a man will always get the Y chromosome from his father and on average 50% of his DNA. Even in the extremely unlikely scenario that somehow he got all his DNA from his mother, his Y chromosome would still be the one his father gave him.
The BBC Cult
>>217376928yo how can I join this cult. I should have been it's founder
>>217378433>successfull[sic]Actually pretty clever.
>>217378433Indeed
>>217376928I hate Americans
>>217379717Then can you please stop using our websites?
I have just cutted all my streaming subscriptions and now I will only be using PLEX
>>217379673>>217379651Her first name is Natalie. It literally means "Christmas".
>>217379686>Married in a jewish ceremony in 2012.
>>217379708Her husband is Jewish
>>217379724>*wasHer parents are jews too.
>>217379757Why would Jewish parents name their only child "Christmas"?
This is not a real movie. The entire thing is just “Superman and Lex Luthor aura farming.” Literally every Superman scene is him standing up in a stoic pose while epic music plays. Same with Luthor, he only exists to look cool. It gets annoying how long he just stands there while the epic soundtrack swells. Like, we get it, he’s Superman, stop doing that. It’s the same thing Snyder did, but even worse because of the music.
>>217379174>expectedAlso, it doesnt work the other way around then, you are not a marvel fan for demanding Cavill version to be cancelled? Last I checked the Gunnbots said DC films needs to be more like the MCU
>>217379385Last I checked you Gunn Derangement Syndrome fellows were brown shills working for seething and seething that fantastic floor was getting floored by the superchad
>>217379385>>217379622*working for DisneySorry about that rajnesh
>>217375007Why can't zoomers describe things like people do?
>>217379385the real question is why it cost double to watch a shitty film when wages only rose by 10%
>mrw the dish is precisely sauced
>>217372711>undercooked meatEnjoy your parasites
>>217366106This is complete bullshit, since the middle ages literally everything has been fried in fat or oil by rich aristocrats everywhere across europe
>>217379587timmy food
>>217365000notice how he celebrates even after string of failures, lots of learn from this
