The Dark Tower fucking sucks and I'm not talking about the film, I'm talking about the book series. The first 3 are great but it goes so far off the rails it's insane even for KingSlop. Incase anyone isn't familiar, here's a quick run down:>one of the protagonists is a wheelchair bound schizophrenic black woman that the other protagonist, a heroin addicted white guy, falls in love with>the bad guys of the 5th book are a group of robots that cosplay as Dr. Doom and actually, non-ironically use Lightsabers from Star Wars and explosive Golden Snitches from Harry Potter as weapons>King inserts himself into the series in book 6 and makes himself the most important character in the entire series, turning it into a meta-narrative, because if the "bad guys" win and kill Stephen King, then he'll never be able to finish the dark tower book series and the multiverse will fall to darkness>The final boss of the book series, the Crimson King (who is also heavily implied to be Pennywise from the IT series btw), a wizard of supposed unimaginable power, sits at the entrance of the Dark Tower and battles Roland by throwing more Harry Potter snitches at him (yes they're actually from Harry potter, they make several statements about this)>he is then erased from reality by a deus ex machina character introduced at the 11th hour who has the unexplained 'Shining' power of making his paintings come trueOh yeah, and the Man In Black is killed off by Rolands half-demon spawn that he conceived in a complicated gambit of transferring his sperm to a hermaphrodite demon which was then transferred to the previously mentioned schizo wheelchair bound niggress while she's being raped in the 3rd book.If anyone was curious, you're welcome for saving you the time of going through 7 shitty books just for Roland to be time looped back to the start of the first book when he reaches the dark tower.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217459751It's ok if you don't get it
>>217459788>Muh rose is teh universe!!!11lol dude, a downsy kid would get this. Its not deep man. You know you are the only person in this thread defending this slop right?
>>217459774the world moved on, anon. it's time you did as well. now, put the gun down.
>>217459808Relax, you don't have to understand everything
>>217459771No, it's literally king saying that Black thirteen causes 9/11 in his universe, don't be that guy that argues just to argue
This is the one jeet I'll let slide, he was rockin out in this shit I tell you what.
>>217459089>her first boyfriend was a jeetwhat was she thinking?
>>217459303it's a shame he was already old by the time people started really hammering the "there should be a non-white James Bond" thing. I feel like Lost-era Naveen Andrews is the only one who could pull it off
>>217459182Mola Ram and Chattar Lal from Temple of Doom were cool
>>217459182Hitthirik Roshan and Shahrukh Khan both had genuine in their primeAlso desiboomers will tell you Amithab Bachchan did too and they're right I haven't seen many recent movies but the niggas who played the leads in Bahubali were pretty good
>>217459322He was the only non white non jock boy in town
>And he was a good friend..
>>217459611Commonly misheard line! He actually said, “Annie was a good friend”, since his name was Anakin Skywalker(Darth Vader’s real name).
>>217459752I used to use the em dash a lot in my writing but now I can't for obvious reasons, which SUCKS because the semicolon is a poor substitute.
>>217459782Annie? Little Annie?
>>217459636>Darth Bane?
>>217459611>And he was Agut VrendWhy did George retcon Darth Vader to be Anakin Skywalker if his name was established to be something else? Clearly the original story before ESB was that Agut Vrend killed Anakin and became Darth Vader. Did he forgot about this line?
COME TO THINK OF ITTHIS ISN'T TRULY HARD SCI-FI BECAUSE IT IMPLIES THAT HUMANS WOULD HAVE HAD A PERMANENTLY MANNED STATION ON THE MOON BY 2001ALSO TERRESTRIAL LIFE ON EUROPA WITHIN 10,000 YEARS? LMAO
We could have moon bases but all the money goes to propping up a Jewish supremacist ethnostate theocracy.
Are you looking forward to the next Jason Statham kino, in theaters January 30th
>>217459784I just wanted to be left alone in my shelter...
>Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast.>She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production.
>>217459235It's lordosis. She sticks her butt out too much
>>217458280Why not? She doesn't have to work another day in her life, why not shitpost against trannies 24/7?
>>217448241Knob buffer
>>217450154She was a hot chick when we were all teenagers.
What does /tv/ think about rising Latino actor and comedian Marcelo Hernandez?
Never heard of him but he looks like a fag
>I got the perfect cast for you, sir>No, not her... she's too voluptuous for this roleExchanges like this reportedly happened several times, it's simply not fair
>>217459583post hands
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>>217457015The kazar shit is a meme like tartaria, it has no basis but 4chan autismos keep believing in it
Kdrama General - Figh-ting EditionPrevious thread >>217390831Charts:Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3nOlder dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw
>>217447334they want to remove the k from the kdramas
>>217453061Official ranking from most real kdrama to least real kdrama:1. When Life Gives You Tangerines (real kdrama)2. You and Everything Else3. Price of Confession4. Karma (not real kdrama)
Tastefully Yours won insincere drama of the year 2025
>>217459791fl looks cute doe
How could he physically defeat a balrog? It would be like fighting a chipmunk to the balrog.
>>217458217Honestly your best bet it to hit a main vain and bleed is slow rather then take the kill hit. Poison is your best bet but it wasn't a viable option here.
It is a myth. He can defeat it because his purpose is to be there to defeat it.
>>217459221They are not perfect shapeshifters like Sauron but they can alter their forms to some degree, given that they changed their Hroa after falling to darkness, but I surmise this takes some time and deliberate effort. When Morgoth was attacked by Ungoliant the Balrogs were clearly stated to "fly" to his aid, but the Balrog that fought Glorfindel did not have wings, as it did not attempt to fly while falling to it's death. It may also just vary from Balrog to Balrog.
>>217458217no it would be like fighting a wizard, not a chipmunk
God saved him, literally. He's an angel.
WE ARE CHARLIE DUNCAN
>>217459357WE CARRY THE FLAME
>>217459670That's her tooth, you mongoloid.
>>217459357The mom was hot
>>217459357I'm old and have kids. My 10 year old loves this show. I watched one episode to make sure it was appropriate. It seems fine like a Clarissa type show but with less soul
>>217459357I grew up with this show and liked it. The Christmas movie was also comfy.
>what could have been
>>217454953lmao nope
>>217455318>Snake Eater
>>217459329Trump needs to tell the Oscars to create a category for Best Tits so Syd can get an Oscar.
>>217459512She's already winning EVERYTHING despite the academy screeching
>>217459329Sure, Daquan.
ITT anti establishment actors
he's just a nutty jew
>>217459696kek
>I made Snoke.
>the best Tarantino film is the one he didn't directWill we get kino when he retires from directing and starts writing fulltime?
>>217458331>>217458211These 2 and Buffalo 66 make up my trilogy of fucked up romance kino.
>>217458331QT's Badlands ripoff is Natural Born Killers.
>>217458334Idk but it worked because I was in love with Patty after this film.
>>217459449Anon, she'd use you for her own ends then abandon you for the next fella...
>>217459340Natural born killers kind of sucks though. It's not terrible but I don't ever think I'll re-watch it
