ITT anti establishment actors
he's just a nutty jew
>>217459696kek
>>217459696if i was a celebrity i would act just like him
fookin menace luv his antics
>Likable protagonist who actually has a personality>zero tryhard political intrigue (written by retarded dykes who cant write that stuff anyway)>zero wokeslop casting or writing>none of the tryhard nihilistic and vile edgyness of house of the dragon>lighter toned Mark Twainesque, misfits on an adventure together comfy atmosphereGoT bros, we are so back!
>epic GoT theme starts>abruptly cuts to diarrheaBest part of the episode.
>>217460209So quirky! I haven't stopped laughing since!
>>217460226did that make you feel genocided, sweatie?
>>217460246I don't get it....Is it *worth* getting?
>>217460209would you suck a log of shit out of Dunk's asshole?
Space Nazis editionpreviously on /trek/:>>217446034
Voyager is so fucking good.
>>217459866We are now mortal enemies.
>old trek writers SWEAR ferangi were based on wallstreet types and NOT jewsDoes anyone actually buy this? Even shit like the 300 Rules of Acquisition echos Jews and there millions of rules they remember from the talmud.
>>217460205I mean wallstreets types ARE jews
>>217460205Well, you can't pin the "Ferengis are Jews" on anybody specifically because Roddenberry just wanted them to be "Yankee Traders" at first but that's a super esoteric historical niche that most people don't get at all, so obviously they needed to change the race to make them more interesting. They flopped hard in early TNG, I don't think anybody liked them.And from the Yankee Trader thing, well, making them greedy bastards obsessed with economics was kind of a logical pivot. It's more like Roddenberry's original idea had already tethered them to a commercial identity which limited what the other writers could do to make them more interesting, so they just went all in on it which, well, was an unfortunate coincidence with the make-up.
Say what you want about him, at least he's not a racist.
>>217458693Drax did nothing wrong
>>217458693Couldn't he just wank instead of rapemurdering? Also how could the boy bite but not scream his lungs out?
Why does she come off as an evil megacunt? Is that why she stopped getting roles?
fuck this other table
>>217460168>>217460125>when you cheated on her in her dream so now she's gotta make pay and she's going the extra mile for a fake domestic violence claim
we did it reddit
>>217446118Hahaha if you remove the dude's head from the image it almost looks like she's deepthroating a cock LMAO XD
fuck this cunt
>Give Truman a sense of pain and tightness in his chest every morning when he wakes up>Make it subtle and ambiguous, he shouldn't be able to tell if it's his heart or just muscle stain>Gradually increase the intensity over the next few weeks>and also be sure he recives that letter from his employer about United becoming his new provider; we certainly wouldn't want him getting a checkup anutime soon.
>>217459368>his favorite show will have a scene especially made for him>the main character will look straight at the camera and read out Truman's full name, address, and credit card number>then we cut to footage of him masturbating
digestion acid comin up while you sleep maybestomach sphincter got all weak from disbiosis or neck injury or some shitsome people sleep at an incline
i really liked this moviethe setting is uniquelike victorian gothic but american
>>217460014It's still vaguely period looking and weird. Slightly more Wes Anderson than gothic but still dreary as it's meant to be.
>>217451000From >>217447667 to >>217451108 the haircut is way less flattering and lets you see how much her jaw filled out, which makes her cheekbones look less impressive. The eyes didn't keep the same huge proportion as a kid either, and the plucked eyebrow look is quite honestly not doing her any favors, since her eyebrows were already naturally attractive and add some discernment to her already soft features.
>>217456446god I hope so.
>>217452711>wide nigger nose>banana nigger lips>that retardedly fat baby headJesus I'm never watching the show. The movie kids were all pleasing to look at.
>>217460212Trying WAY too hard.
>>217458992Please don't be real.
>>217459009I was a 19-year-old virgin. I just wanted someone to finally see me.
>>217458732>>217458732grim
>>217459036Buddy I didn't get actually laid until 30 and I still knew not to spaz when the moment finally happened.Message to lurkers: you can still do it, but you gotta try.
>>217459162>you gotta tryI want to second this. If the goal is simply getting laid as opposed to finding a soul mate (still eludes me) you'd be shocked who you can sleep with once out of almost pure persistence.
Is this worth watching? It has insanely high scores across the board
>>217459215It's trash. That's all you need to know
>>217459208God what a fucking retard you must be. Please change careers. We don't need engineers who were inspired by fucking retarded Nolan films.
>>217457538it's nolan's last good movie before he went full hack.
>>217457538don't do it. don't you fucking do it. don't watch
>>217457538Overrated but still good
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>217453235God george rr martin is such a gross fat libtard. That sorta shit and him ranting on about food just turns me off from those books and im a degen. I would sincerely rather read about Tolkien talking about grass and trees than Martin talking about the food Tyrion was eating in the morning by describing his vomit after he watches the vipers head get caved in
>>217459153His fetishes are boundless In the books, grrm makes it a point to mention that Tywin shits and farts very loudly as he dies, since defecting upon death is very realistic and must be emphasized in all forms of media to draw in the viewers<he also did this a bunch in numerous war scenes, as well as portrayed a big tiddy woman in a sci fi short story experiencing this after she literally gets eaten by a giant monster alien, with more shid running down her legs than blood>>t read a bunch of his works as a babby because I had bad influences with trash taste growing up
>>217459153Also there was a short story set in that universe where a planet of necromancers (via technology that I cannot remember the details of) would control the dead, and the bodies of hot women were a hot commodity and they would have lots of sex with them, and the main protag was such a sperg that he would forget half way that they were dead while fugging. I vaguely remember a scene where his buddy (who is not so friendly later on) sees all this and laughs making fun of him and calling him a spergGood stuff (not)
And then we interrupted le serious scene with le funny scene, and we did it again and again and then we did le pooping scene lol
>>217451932Saaar
>what could have been
>>217457443Not as an actress.
>>217460134Give them hairy forearms and armpits please.
>>217457515Yeah, she did Haywire. Directed by Steven Soderbergh.
>>217459977All movie and TV characters need to be BLONDE WHITES. Don't you understand what "we" want on 4chan?
>>217460227Go back to /pol/, Mr. Fuentes.
The Dark Tower fucking sucks and I'm not talking about the film, I'm talking about the book series. The first 3 are great but it goes so far off the rails it's insane even for KingSlop. Incase anyone isn't familiar, here's a quick run down:>one of the protagonists is a wheelchair bound schizophrenic black woman that the other protagonist, a heroin addicted white guy, falls in love with>the bad guys of the 5th book are a group of robots that cosplay as Dr. Doom and actually, non-ironically use Lightsabers from Star Wars and explosive Golden Snitches from Harry Potter as weapons>King inserts himself into the series in book 6 and makes himself the most important character in the entire series, turning it into a meta-narrative, because if the "bad guys" win and kill Stephen King, then he'll never be able to finish the dark tower book series and the multiverse will fall to darkness>The final boss of the book series, the Crimson King (who is also heavily implied to be Pennywise from the IT series btw), a wizard of supposed unimaginable power, sits at the entrance of the Dark Tower and battles Roland by throwing more Harry Potter snitches at him (yes they're actually from Harry potter, they make several statements about this)>he is then erased from reality by a deus ex machina character introduced at the 11th hour who has the unexplained 'Shining' power of making his paintings come trueOh yeah, and the Man In Black is killed off by Rolands half-demon spawn that he conceived in a complicated gambit of transferring his sperm to a hermaphrodite demon which was then transferred to the previously mentioned schizo wheelchair bound niggress while she's being raped in the 3rd book.If anyone was curious, you're welcome for saving you the time of going through 7 shitty books just for Roland to be time looped back to the start of the first book when he reaches the dark tower.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217456224>>217458256This video is years old. Like pre2010
>>217459960>They wont have to force DEIand yet you seem to forget this happenedyou know it's going to happen again, right? the show is a continuation of the movie which means they have to cast a black roland. when the cycle completes then they can whitewash him, but then that would be racist and taking away a black job, so we can't have that anon. plus the wheelchair negro and roland don't fuck, so they can't be passed off as an interracial couple.
>>217460057You're misunderstanding. Amazon isn't going to force DEI, King is. King probably clapped and cried when they announced a black man was going to be Roland. Which is going to be weird with Odetta, because a major part of her contention in the second book is that she hates honkey mafa
I thought it was implied the crimson king was either Aurthur Eld or the first Roland to reach the tower before the time loop
>>217460141>Amazon isn't going to force DEI, King iswhat part of "amazon forces dei on everything" did you not get before? it's literally baked into their policy, you cannot get a project approved without there being at least 50% fats, blacks, fags, jews, muslims and women both on and off the screen.
According to Mike Stoklasa, this is the best episode of DS9? Do you agree?
>>217458712damn that cat thinks hes SO smugone of these days...
did you celebrate?
>>217460097Yeah, my neighbors got robbed and I stopped the thieves to let them know I would call the authorities unless they gave me 20%
>>217457467we grew up on it and TV at the time was fucking terrible. Having highs at all was plenty
>>217460240*also I don't know anyone that would say TNG was more consistent than DS9, pretty much everyone says DS9 is a more professional show
>n that same interview, Skrillex also said that while filming the music video, Leto gifted him a box full of "a bunch of weird shit", as well as a dildo, which he described as "the biggest" he had ever seen. He responded to Leto's gifts in an awkward fashion: "I was just like, 'Thank you'"
ah enjoyable 2 hours
>>217459748it was ok>>217459894>like some straight to dvd movie from the 90s.straight to streaming movies are basically the same thing now.
>>217459748>netflixMatt Damon told me not to watch this.
>>217459748Did they really repeat the plot 3 times?
>>217459979maybe movies should be broken down into more consumable parts. like an original full length mode, and an episodic version of movies.
>>217460062It's called a mini series
