She is 29 years old in real life with nipple piercings, a kid and a divorce. Who thought it was a good idea to cast her as cherished and beloved video game character Lara Croft?
>>217385944>with nipple piercingsFucking hot.
>>217388695Slav genetics? They look like garbage once they hit early 20s. What is there to explain? They age terribly too.
>>217388729I want to Steve O to knock her out. Stupid foid.
>>217388739Oh you are a moron okay, nevermind, carry on
How should one approach his filmography? QRD?
there's a jumpscare in mulholland drive
>>217388089Definitely do not start with Twin Peaks, it’s a badly paced unsatisfying bore only saved by a great cast of pretty women
In this order, and only what's on this list:>dune>blue velvet>wild at heart>twin peaks (pic related; just the green highlighted episodes)>twin peaks: fwwm fan edit (not the comaland one)>lost highway>mulholland driveIn truth, all of his stuff is good, but much is really opaque and terribly redunant for what all amounts to the same basic themes in his work (excepting for Dune, which is in his hands a sci-fi Barry Lyndon). It's all subverted Americana, the eeriness of its underbelly, the perversions of its Dream, etc., etc. But you watch above and you'll understand the man and his impressions of this society and life in it.
>>217388055Yes use QRD
>>217388571I have just watched the first two seasons and I think it was in principle a good decision to actually solve Laura's murder. Imagine they had actually gone through with the McGuffin thing and would have ended with a Lost situation.That said, I actually liked Dick Tremayne's antics.Also, I have seen everything by Lynch except Dune and the Twin Peaks movie, and I must admit that I have never gotten lynched as hard as I did by Wild At Heart, and I can't even tell you why, and yes, that is explicitly including Lost Highway and Mulholland Drive.
It insists upon itself.
>>217388463follow the chronological orderhttps://www.thepopverse.com/movies-tv-ghost-in-the-shell-series-anime-watch-order-guide-chronological-release
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>>217388463yeah, there was a licensing fuck up like with transformers, the brits stole all the ideas and made utopia and black mirror, shirow tried to sue but he lost and he got so depressed he just draws porn now.
>>217387217Shieet I remember this intro from a PS1 demo disc a friend of mine gave me, like in elementary schoolIn the game (which looked nothing flike this sexy intro lmao) you had to pilot this spider robot and shoot bad guys, it was fun but I didn't know English back then and had no idea about what to do past the first level.
this is bjorks only good album
>>217387823I love her so much and I believe she feels the same about me.
>>217388164omg she's so quirky!
>>217387823She was so fucking bad in Dancer in the Dark.
wish my little doggo was still alive so we could go on wacky trips to local historic spots on sundays and I could send pics to family and friends and such and they'd reply telling us how great we were etcmany yrs later and I just drink myself into a coma most nights
>>217387823Joga is a top 10 all time song. Prove me wrong.Also, so this thread stays /tv/ relevant -- Dancer in the Dark is depressing as fuck and would have been ignored as self-indulgent indie slop if it wasn't her movie.
BIG YOUTUBER DROPS THE MOST ANTI-SEMITIC VIDEO SINCE "THE ETERNAL JEW"SAVE THIS SHIT BEFORE IT GETS DELETEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd17ZGaoZ58
>>217388629What's with the pillows?
>Filoni hated Andor>Filoni is now in chargeGlupheads, did we just… win?
>>217388402Indeed, Star Wars fandom is filled with 12 year olds gossiping larpers.
>>217388591It isn't Star Wars at all. It's just an impotent anti-Trump tantrum and has absolutely nothing in common with Star Wars aesthetically, stylistically, tonally, spiritually, or intellectually. A soulless leftist manifesto with no merit.
>>217388666Too bad Andor is Star Wars.
>>217388666>It isn't Star Wars at all. It's just an impotent anti-Trump tantrum and has absolutely nothing in common with Star Wars aesthetically, stylistically, tonally, spiritually, or intellectually. A soulless leftist manifesto with no merit.This. Except Star Wars was always subversive leftist filth from the very start. Lucas said decades ago that the Emperor was based on Nixon and the Ewoks were the Viet Cong.
>>217388749Is criticizing wars and invasions necessarily a leftist thing?
I still dont understand what Peele meant by this.
>>217384466Makes sense desu. Jews have no souls and black people literally invented a music genre called Soul. The golem yearns for an attachment to humanity.
>>217384370wypipo bad
>>217387538Lol
>>217387447>>217387496What am I supposed to do post an info dump of conspiracy theory stuff? I'm just surprised after 10 years of discussing this stuff and so many anons larping as schizos that nobody actually recognizes the occult stuff anymore even in movies like this where the director couldn't be more obvious about it.I can only assume all the actual red pilled anons moved off this website or more likely everyone was just larping and easily switched over to the new meta which is being a race obsessed political retard. Either that or it's bots pushing this slop in every thread, turning literally every discussion into the same variation of muh jews and muh black people.
>>217384736shalom
It's totally unrealistic all 12 of the survivors would not have gone full hedonist. I mean how is the viewer supposed to think some old roastie with no friend/family/pets outside her carpet muncher squeeze (who secretly thought she was a hack no less) is going to actually WANT to go back to BAU?In fact the character's desires are so freaking backwards... the ones who should WANT BAU back don't, while the ones who's BAU lives sucked can't stop from fighting the aliens every step of the way in attempt to regains their shitty BAU existences. The whole story is just dumb.... the only likable honest character is the mulatto nigga living the dream picrel.
>>217386503One girl already got plurbed though
>specify there are 12 other characters of import>"neat", that means they'll all have their own issues and hangups and we can follow them and not just the main character>they're all mostly the same and we just follow one characterhuh?
>>217385916
>>217387367looks jd vancish
>>217387314we do follow the paraguay guy though
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>>217388119>I BYPASSED THE INCINERATOR
>>217388119
TOOT TOOT
Night of the Living Succubus edition previous: >>217353708
>>217388395>>217388378>>217388371I fucking described the movie poster perfectly to the AI, even remembering her wearing that Alice band in her hair and AI was like "you mean The Shining, that movie has a girl in it" "did you mean alice, sweet alice"I knew /tv/ would be a better place. Fuck AI, its still got a long ways to go
>>217388514For real though watch Alice, Sweet Alice
Describe this to ai
>>217388589I remembered when Corey Taylor revealed one of his masks he mentioned this movie has inspiration. Ive been meaning to watch it
>>217388589>>217388675Based.
Francois Arnaud from Heated Rivalry has unfollowed all cast members from Instagram after getting relentlessly bullied for dating Connor Storrie. The reason? Francois is 40 while Connor is 25. The fans are not ok with this age-gap relationship so they’ve been attacking Francois relentlessly.
>>217388489Sorry. Nothing is worse than Sauron x Melkor. And thanks to female writers we aren’t that far off. Sauron x Galadriel is canon to Amazon, remember? Fucking hell. Women were such a mistake.
>>217382184this dude looks like they crossed the mister robot guy with cavil in a lab
>>217388487Brainwashing. I've never seen anyone not online who thinks that way.
I’m a thirty year old gay man. I’ve wanted to suck big hairy gladiator cock since I was like thirteen. I still want to suck big hairy gladiator cock. I’ve always been into olde masculine men. It’s disgusting how people think I’m not allowed to have thoughts of my very own. Don’t speak for me you lefty moral purist prudish cunts. I don’t even support the LGBT for all the ACTUAL pedo shit it propagates. Oh the irony.
>>217388545Lack of heats, rutting and assbabies.
*ascends your flicks to kinos and your kinos to sovlkinos*
>>217388458Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger
>>217388196I miss when weed was illegal unless medically prescribed. It was an occasional bit of fun to indulge in private. Now retarded teenagers everywhere are smoking it while wearing some tacky shit with a cannabis leaf logo on it. Advertising everywhere and the smell is inescapable in most cities.
>>217388391The Tree of Life
>>217388632Spare the /pol/ virtue signalling, incel.
>>217388391Unironically The Mask (Jim carrey one) on mushrooms is a completely different movie. You see it with the lenses of a god among humans who take their roles too seriously. Money, power, girls... and you laugh about it. About the human condition. Their dreams and dramas. It's supremely delicious. I could write a whole paper about it
I hate this fat fuck like you wouldn't believe. I don't even care about the books anymore, my hype died whenever season 5 got released, I just really hate this pretentious porker.
>>217386716>shamelessly comparing himself to an author who actually completed the main story arc of his book series>I have to write more Dunk and Egginb4 he doesn't release another dunk and egg in the next decade
>>217386715Dante Moore projected #2 pick in the NFL Draft has opted to return to school instead of play for the New York Jets, so no new book
>>217388659>Too lazy/embarrassed to finish a bookHe's fat in spirit no matter how much surgery he gets
Why can't he just take on a co-writer for the main series?
>Chat, remove all references to food and eating in A Game of Thrones. How many pages remain?>After removal: 27 pages remain.
Who's the worst waifu in television?
>>217385219Skylar being pissed at Walter and hating his guts is completely understandable, but all she does is make a bad situation worse and antagonize him pointlessly. Nothing she does to go against him is ever productive or actually helps her get away from him at all, it's like she's trying to taunt him into killing her or something.I always thought her going PTSD bluescreen mode after finding out Walt blew up the chicken man was weird too. It would be more understandable if she knew about him organizing the prison murders, but all she knows is that he bombed a guy that was directly threatening their family, and for some reason this makes her terrified of him...when earlier she already knew he was capable of violence and mingled with the darker parts of the criminal world, but wasn't afraid of what he might do when she cheated on him? It just felt like poor writing, her reaction is disproportionate to what she learned. Walking into the pool felt like obnoxious attention seeking behavior more than anything.
They made you...
>>217387589Yes
>>217386936 Is this even a question? Beck. >>217387103 I've seen S1 and I don't see it. Don cheats on her relentlessly. And with uglier women may I add. >>217385219 At least Lori slept with Shane only when she thought Rick was dead and when Rick came back she chose her family. Skyler is way worse. >>217386855 Dexter writers not only cheated us out of Dex fucking his sister, but also cheated us out of fucking this beaner baddie, fuggg
>>217388278>Beck.By looks she's hotter she is the worst pic for a gf
>mogs all other youtube reactors in your path How does she do it?
>>217388133I’ve seen a few with that scene, but no one really said much. Just some dumb remark like oh damn dats crazy.You want to see something funny, watch the CineBinge girl reacting to “dead nigger storage” in Pulp Fiction. God she is so completely insufferable.
>>217388269Reddit
I’m not even an incel but these are unironic foids, do you not know of irl beautiful woman in your life?
A jeet made a channel on YouTube called First Time Watching that has a compilation of selected movie scene reactions with the jeet’s head in the corner reacting to all the reactions (smiling and nodding.) I found it absolutely hilarious and it gave me an idea.I want to make a channel called Good Goy Reactions. It will show compilations of reactors reacting and virtue signaling to Nazi scenes in various movies, for example the Hitler scene in Indiana Jones or the nazis in Blues Brothers, or maybe the aforementioned nigger scenes. Also I could potentially put an AI Hitler smiling and nodding in the corner.
>>217388547That’s why Coby and Shanelle are the only good ones. Coby for her deep appreciation of kino and Shanelle for being the only one I’ve seen who has any idea about filmmaking. And maybe the EOM guy for his nigger wisecracks. His Taken reaction might be the funniest I’ve ever seen
