The Dark Tower fucking sucks and I'm not talking about the film, I'm talking about the book series. The first 3 are great but it goes so far off the rails it's insane even for KingSlop. Incase anyone isn't familiar, here's a quick run down:>one of the protagonists is a wheelchair bound schizophrenic black woman that the other protagonist, a heroin addicted white guy, falls in love with>the bad guys of the 5th book are a group of robots that cosplay as Dr. Doom and actually, non-ironically use Lightsabers from Star Wars and explosive Golden Snitches from Harry Potter as weapons>King inserts himself into the series in book 6 and makes himself the most important character in the entire series, turning it into a meta-narrative, because if the "bad guys" win and kill Stephen King, then he'll never be able to finish the dark tower book series and the multiverse will fall to darkness>The final boss of the book series, the Crimson King (who is also heavily implied to be Pennywise from the IT series btw), a wizard of supposed unimaginable power, sits at the entrance of the Dark Tower and battles Roland by throwing more Harry Potter snitches at him (yes they're actually from Harry potter, they make several statements about this)>he is then erased from reality by a deus ex machina character introduced at the 11th hour who has the unexplained 'Shining' power of making his paintings come trueOh yeah, and the Man In Black is killed off by Rolands half-demon spawn that he conceived in a complicated gambit of transferring his sperm to a hermaphrodite demon which was then transferred to the previously mentioned schizo wheelchair bound niggress while she's being raped in the 3rd book.If anyone was curious, you're welcome for saving you the time of going through 7 shitty books just for Roland to be time looped back to the start of the first book when he reaches the dark tower.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217460255KYS, chud.
>>217460682You have terrible taste
>>217458933>His shtick is being a weirdo freak, is it not?his shtick is being retarded, as well as a muslim lover after hating christians to the point of killing whats his name, the faggy english monk.Vikings suffers from bad writing everything else also suffers from these days.
>>217460682lol, fair enough
>>217459593>There's 13 bends of Maerlyn's Rainbow, and both Maerlyn's Grapefruit and Black Thirteen are hugely important to the story.I never got into the dark tower, but you writing this sounds gayer than being a bartender in a gay bar in san francisco in june at noon. I will never read the book now that you have posted that insane drivel
Cast her
Who could replace moner for Sicario 3?
>>217460470Not a chance.
Fuck Jenna
>>217460749>Fuck Jennadon't mind if i do!
>>217460749many would like to do this
>>217460749Fuck no
Why would a Terminator need to use its finger to look through a phone book to find its target? Wouldn't it just scan with Terminator vision?
>>217450787Ruined forever, cannot unsee
>>217451106quintessentially indian post
What a massive blunder, how is this trash considered one of the best acWHERE IS SARAH CONNOR
>>217456434>Why don't they just film the whole movie in Terminator vision?He was using Terminator vision while looking at the phone book but it was not appropriate for the scene.
>>217456434Do you know how expensive that was? You couldn’t just adjust the colors back then they didnt have the technology yet
>>217456648I just watched the trailer and feel secondhand embarrassment for him being in such a fucking gay movie.
>>217456935He looks like a cross between Paul Reubens, Glen Powell, and 3 gallons of PCP.
>>217456935Holy fuck dude, he looks like fucking Rob Schneider. How do people age this hard, has he just been on fucking drugs perpetually???
>>217456006Jaden Fucking Smith. God damn nepo baby. Just because both his parents were stars. Movie after movie after shitty movie of Hollywood trying to shove this untalented little fucker down our throats. And of course he's a fucking nut job to boot, just like his father. I can't stand this d-bag.
>>217460035>>217460003>Like doesnt he have enough money to retire? >What the fuck is going on in Hollywood?>Drugs for a lot of them it's mostly their divorces. Plus most of the time those retards choose women who spend a lot
>what could have been
>>217460180as actress too
>>217454714wait, you fucked up on one thing OP, i'll fix it for you.
>>217455318Honestly, why didn't they do this? I thought white women BAD!
>>217454714Lara's British, you retarded street-shitting subhuman. You're like walking afterbirth.
>>217460227dwarves live in a mountain and elves in thick forest. why the fuck would have that much melanin from avoiding the sun? nvm, just keep worshipping black people- they hate you btw
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>>217460612Bad writingThe Targaryens are low-mid tier dragon lords at best Any other dragon lords could do the same or even better
>>217460612They died
>>217460075can't believe they made tanselle an ugly black. i always pictured tanselle as like a oona chaplin but tall.
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>Kit Harington wanted the spin-off series to show Jon with PSTD. Jon would send Ghost away, throw Longclaw away, and spend his time building and burning huts. The series would end with Jon dying. HBO thought this idea was too pessimistic and shelved the project.This sounds absolute kino, HBO has no taste.
>>217460740>HBO thought this idea was too pessimistic and shelved the project.GoT was marketed with how ruthless it was and how none of the characters were safe from brutal, gruesome deaths. Suddenly they’re too scared of pessimism?
>>217460779Well yeah, that was obvious when the show ran out of books and started making changes to appease the fans, suddenly every beloved character had plot armor and all the deaths were extremely predictable.
So who is gonna play this saucy little minx?
snood could do it, maybe
>>217460183The answer is always Hunter Schafer. All of em Hunter Schafer.
>>217460183sadie stink could have done it the past 4 or 5 years but she's rapidly aging out.
>>217460183Zendaya, probably
Bella Ramsey
>>217453889i mean the drink is named after two of the worst things in the world, niggers and macaroni
>>217452817vagina is def not worth it
>>217460547You can fall victim to a BPD hoe at any age unfortunately.
If he'd stayed with the MMA fighting tomboy wife he would've lived but he went for the BPD arthoe insteadSad
>>217453583>don't know who to hate if everyone is brownI'm not against color mixing, but white people kill white people. brown people kill brown people. it changes nothing.
Space Nazis editionpreviously on /trek/:>>217446034
>>217458460We are Fucking LOVING our Starfleet Academy Fucking new Star Trek show!! Everyone is Fucking LOVING It!
>>217458460
>>217458295It's funnier and more clever than literally anything I've seen to come out of Trek since the end of Enterprise.Which is not to say that it's funny or clever. But it's funniER and cleverER.
Dear Bajor:Considering your Planet decided not to give me any statues for having stopped 50 percent of occupation deaths PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the Cardassian people.Bajorans cannot protect that world from Qo'noS or The Founders, and why do they have a "right of ownership" anyway? There are no written documents, it's only that a lightship launched from there hundreds of years ago, but we had lightships landing there, also.I have done more for Bajor than any other person since its founding, and now, Bajor should do something for Cardassia.The Alpha quadrant is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Bajor.Thank you!Gul Dukat
>>217460688>holly hunter>paul giamatti>robert picardo>plus also some other people were thereI wish i could love this fucking trainwreck based on the first one alone, and then doubly so by the second one alone, and then triply so by the third. But I can’t because even three excellent actors can’t fix a badly writ, poorly designed, amateurishly shot coverband tribute act.
Raw Heads Editionprevious: >>217432434spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217460427you know, I keep seeing the title card for this one all over and never gave it a watch. if a fellow /hor/ is recommending it I’m gonna download it now and give it a try
>>217460468>>217460487also downloading
>>217460379>Man Finds Tape>River of Fear>Across the RiverWhen all of these are also bad, please note that one (1) retard recommended them
>>217459704>a true aestheteIt's the little things isn't it anon. Especially the directors and sfx artists for whom it's more than a paycheck.
>>217456741It’s pretty amazing. And silly at the same time. It really gives off that hentai orc demon rapist vibe. The only thing that would make it better is if he raped his victims to death before eating them.
How did Mace Windu manage to beat Palpatine 1v1?
>>217460691Why did he kill the younglings though?
>>217460597They were fighting pretty evenly until Windu did that kick which made Palp drop his saber off the building. MMA vs boxing
Funny how the Jedi executing the elected leader of the republic would’ve thrown the galaxy into chaos. Order 66 and the Empire was the better option for everyone
>>217460731He believed he was ending the cycle of Jedi oppression and evil. Ending a political caste system that denied people their right to thrive and feel. The Jedi culture was soul crushing and political and a pawn of social conveniences and military power grabs. The only way to fix the system was to burn it all down.Rome salted Carthage. Its a very human thing to wipe the slate clean.
>>217460763The Jedi didn’t care. They were pompous retards.
>Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast.>She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production.
>>217448204The fucking slag.
Anyone else up to discuss her body of work? What are your favorite aspects?056e39adcd1329d3073e7dd800826b58aec204158d5096865732f0595292051008
>>217460514the fuck does that mean?
>>217460434Probably not, but I know real underwear has been sold before
>>217460366There ARE no mines in Ireland.It's waterlogged chalk all the way down
>that mcgriddle isn't sitting well, better wash it down with some Popovs
>>217460511they had to show that they were above one guy bullshitting, because in some aspects the guy was rightnowadays i personally see mcdonalds as a consistent and relatively more healthy food option when we're talking fast food. they've changed their shit so well that i almost don't consider them fast food, and to their credit they've raised their prices in accordance to their new image
>>217460616>just keep your kids from thinking about things designed to make you think about them
This nigger salt like nigger who dun gettin' tha bes
It's crazy what alcoholics will come up with in order to invent causes for their chronic alcoholism-induced health issues which conveniently don't include alcohol.
>>217460690It's not that difficult. I don't think about gambling or camwhores at all.
