you're not scary
>>217414943ruining JJ's BLACKED storyline and tossing Snoke in the trash were the only good things he did, completely botched everything elseshould have just gone and done fucking Spaceballs 2 and let someone who was going to take it seriously do it
>>217402761>lol zero spooked, sorry
>>217404052Rian knew he basically had carte blanche from Kathleen Kennedy to do what he wanted, so if anyone questioned him too much or pissed him off they would get fired.
>Rian doesn't turn shit into gold with 8"ERM WTF YOU COULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING BRO">JJ doesn't turn shit into slightly less smelly shit with 9"Aw it's okay you did your best!"is this board run by Isreal or something?
>>217409855>>217409869>>217409899>>217409917If you want hyper realism, you need to travel to the galaxy far far away and fight for real
>I WANNA FUCK. IT'S MY BIG DICK. SO EVERYBODY GET READY FUCKING NOW!
>>217400593such a pathetic character
>>217402870yes i believe u, i feel sorry for these girls
>>217400140same bro, everyone else is in denial
>>217400140I have a huge dick but I can't stay hard for long most of the time. Man is born to trouble as the sparks fly upwards.
>>217402227You are not wrong..They want average /bigger than average but not hugh. Anybody saying you're wrong is a virgin and doesn't talk to women
The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
>>217414785This is ironic as literally no one would give a shit about the line in the movie you're sperging about outside of /pol/
Reminder that this whole thing started because of monkeys.
>>217414661That bothered me too, she's dark as hell and doesn't look at all like either parent. Guess they figured afronigger + potatonigger = 100% nigger>>217414786Definitely mixed. You'll never see a giant hulking non-white unless they have some amount of white blood in them. Go look at 100% africans from africa, they're small and scrawny af, nothing like american coons who are all 10-20% white hybrid.
>>217408492I interpreted it as spiritual, maybe not in-your-face religious but there's a lot of religious symbolism and themes. Of course there are a lot of idiots that see the villain mocking Christianity and think that means it's an evil film, but overall I think it has a pretty positive message. Accepting that life is transitory, that death is inevitable and not necessarily a bad thing, to not be led astray by charismatic leaders ala Jimmy Crystal (That's probably why they had Cilian Murphy do his whole anti-fascist speech at the end too). I'm sure there's more I didn't pick up on as well. >>217395742I also liked Samson's arc, I don't know enough about Gnosticism to say if it was or wasn't, but he's for sure an Adam figure.You can even see him start to cover himself as he gains more awareness of himself and the world. Him and Kelson were my favorite parts of the movie, I also wanted Spike to fuck Jimmy Ink.
>>217414723He looks Polynesian or Samoan, something like that, those people can get huge.
>A lil olivol
Quinton Tarantino got his start as Lady Elaine Fairchilde on Mister Rogers.
Movies where the lovable underdog overcomes adversity to become the champion?
>>217413860they have always hated him because he is a threat to Mahomes beating Tom Brady.
>>217409361RIP it never even began
So what new rule change is Joshie gonna bitch for now?
>>217414249You still mad that London doesn't have an NFL Team? Nobody gives AF about Cricket, mate!
>>217409361Oof.
Little known fact, while Noah was plowing Meadow's field, Phil Leotardo was serving 20 years in the can
>>217414422Actually he was serving his 16th year when meadow and Noah were fucking.
>>217414436Look at you, Mr Mob Boss
>be hasidic homeboy getting it on in Fielder's fields>this guy suddenly pops out of the bedroom closetWhat would you do in this situation?
>>217414596Go home and get my shinebox
>>217414596Probably get burnt like the briquette I am
What made her such a good villain?
>>217412396Dressed like a slut yet no one wanted to fuck her at that party, lmao.
>>217413822Sorry I think baby's first character with PBD sucks and this whole show is overrated as fuck.
>>217410860it's mostly nostalgia and the tendancy for youth today to look back to 90s/00s entertainment either for memes or as a substitute to whatever is released today. Avatar is good but it's still very much a children's show.
>>217413837Only because she was scary and intimidating.
>>217413837Ty Lee was at the party too and she mogs Azula hard.
>we want to be inclusive so we now have wheelchair bound people in a future where medical technology can just make cancer evaporateGood spot /trek/.These people have literally never watched Star Trek. Or they did and this is literally what they managed to take away from it. We've proven Alex Kurtzman only watched the TNG movies. And also failed to understand them.
>>217414266this is for children?
>>217414427It's trying to indoctrinate so yes
>>217414427You were a child when you started liking star trek or WoW (if you're the wow poster). So yeah this is kid's shit. Always was
>>217407416Didn't they also have some scene with Geordie saying that even if he could get his eyes fixed, he wouldn't? Since that's like, a part of his identity now or some shit?
>>217414014>picard's sonHis what?
>>217409377Jeez do you have to be such a fag, complaining about "muh anti-semitism," and being retarded about roasties and crime stats involving n ... when we just want to talk about the state of writing for movies and television. To that end, I think good writers are often lost on the mass public. I think of shows like Cupid, Freaks & Geeks, and Citizen Baines that were all very well written and couldn't get more than a season.
>>217408785Does it matter? Good writers get paid by royalties. Even if they made one or two shows that are extremely popular, they don't need to work anymore in their lives.If the hacks (mostly jews) keep getting the jobs, it won't matter, good writers get dosh anyway.Also AI will fuck up the industry like a Chinese prostitute in Vietnam.
>>217409377Nigger nigger weewoo peepoo nigger
>>217408785The purpose of (((Hollywood))) is not to inspire, or even entertain, but to propagandize, indoctrinate, and humiliate the audience.
>>217408785Let's read the Katzenberg memo, shall we? It pretty much went>Hey Disney, what if we just made good movies instead of making bad movies and touching them up with an A-List celebrity and a bunch of special effects?And then Disney FIRED him, and then he founded Dreamworks with Steven Spielberg and that homosexual who made Guns n' Roses and Nirvana famous.
Critters 2 is far superior to CrittersNothing you say will change my mind
Critt3rs mogs them both.
>>217410952You know you're wrong.While 2 has boobs and maybe is more "funny" it lacks the wholesomeness and comfyness of 1
>>217412129I liked 2 more as well. Scott Grimes was born to be a star.
Critters 1 had the farm ufo thing going on and for that I pick it over 2. I'd even go so far as to say night of the creeps is a better version of critters 2.
>>217410952>contains breast expansion sceneno shit it is
I love watching this show just to dissect its sheer stupidity and lazy writing.>nuking Shady Sands somehow removes the entire NCR from existence despite having multiple decent sized cities around Cali that would continue on>Legion is now cartoon faction with the laziest/stupid "civil war" plot ever conceived in media (two warring sides camped 1m from each other)>Vault 32/33 plot with forgettable characters no one cares about; simply filler scenes with cartoon characters that mysteriously make the white males look like doofuses or simps while the strong females run the show>Lucy's brother subplot where he spent an entire season held hostage by a brain attached to a roomba holding a syringe - absolutely retarded plot not improved in teh slightest since he escaped with the redditor vault dwellers he unfroze>ghouls can now take bullets no problem and need an asthma inhaler to stave off going feral>Brotherhood is now generic xenophobic religious faction filled with incompetent retards who're supposed to be structured like an elite military organization but instead act like a bunch of 13 year old boys fighting eachother after school>constant reddit-tier "funny" moments>Deathclaws are now pre-war entities despite only one weak mention of such a thing in a strategy guide for a spin-off FO game>Deathclaws now prowl the NV strip with freeside untouched next door - groups of people would eagerly be hunting them down to claim the intact casinos for themselves and receiving all the power and wealth that would come with itI'll let some other anons take over from here, as the list could go on for hours.
>>217414367>You can't possibly predict what will happen nextthis is the part you need to explain because it has nothing to do with anything else I've said.
>>217414802see >>217413733
>>217414828nothing in that post is attempting to predict anything. and you yourself already agreed that the shady sands thing is dumb. try again, worm.
>>217414430>no counter argument just buzzwordsyap yap
>>217405911Fuck off, nignog
>What the heck is Svengoolie?Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!Svengoolie himself is off tonight, we're getting the B crew for the main show!CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCASTTONIGHT'S MOVIE: Flight 7500 (2014)
>>217412722Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
It's kind of crazy how much more tolerable IMP is when he lowers his voice a pitch.
>>217414276yeah we need to get him addicted to reverse helium
shit baby, they are dead
Anything /tv/ related from before the year 2005
>>217414641It's a shame she never got those knockers out fully. Only in a bra
>>217402423Damn I'd forgotten all about this, caught a few episodes on AXN on weekends but never got the whole story since it would usually air around dinnertime or I'd have some chore to do. There were a bunch of tv series using this weird looking cgi at the time, although I can only recall Ace Lightning.Ty anon, I'm going to see if I can find a torrent.
>>217409695Why didn't this one take off? Buffy a year later became a mega-hit. I just watched the first half of the first episode and while the acting is a bit shoddy (nothing unusual in the 90s) the story is interesting and the quality is sufficient that I wouldn't have been surprised to see it renewed. Weird to think that there's never been another show in the Masquerade world that I know of despite the vamp trend of the 00s and VtMB being a cult classic now.
>>217412190I had the GBA game for this
>>217399586Guessing from your pic related you only want shitty tv?
Why do modern actors age so much better?
>>217414214No one smokes anymore.
They all look at least a decade older than they were except for Norm but that only because his fat kept his face from being lined. Isn't the biggest issue the hormonal differences between people then and now? Aren't we all gay frogs infested with micro plastics because of environmental and dietary changes from then till now?
>>217414729Gen z bois make much prettier troons than earlier generations.
>>217414742Yes I know. Isn't that proof of hormonal changes between then and now?
>>217414897I think it's a combination of microplastic estrogen mimics, spending less time outside and not smoking and drinking as much as previous generations.
