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>Just have a healthy lifestyle bro!
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>>214423320
You try to rest squat right now, anon, let's see your fitness level compared to his.
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>>214423842
kingcobra died because he just sat in his chair all day and ate the worst kind of food possible. i imagine ozzy actually ate normal food and used his body while also drinking tons of alcohol and such
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>>214423334
>aging userbase lingo
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>>214423918
where do you think you are
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>>214423918
>t. tourist troon
kys faggot

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Some anon posted this a year ago and that got me intrigued so I gave Law & Order SVU a chance and was riveted. I've been watching 2 episodes a night and I'm shocked that the quality has not dropped much. I am on Season 15 Episode 14.

I like Amaro but I was sad to see Elliot Stabler leave the show. I thought it was because he took on a role in MoS but apparently he's in his own spin-off about Organized Crime? Is it or any of the other spin-offs or even the original worth watching?
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SVU has been on the air so long that Stabler's eldest kid is now in her 40s.
Yes, really.
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>>214416433
>Shows him his ID
Why?
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>>214421142
There's an episode where Benson wants to lie on the stand in order to exonerate a woman who murdered her cop husband
Her reasoning behind this is "she must have been abused" because she and her husband had an argument at dinner once
There was no signs of physical abuse
The woman herself has not used this as a defense
The woman killed her husband by taking his gun from the bedroom and shooting him several times while he was on the couch watching TV
But Benson wants her to go free anyway because girl power

The show has become genuinely awful
Organized Crime is mostly fine though
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why did they record her butt for the whole world to see in the safety of their homes
at least censor it wtf now everyone thinks im a pedo
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>Turns up at SVU
>Confesses to drunkenly raping his teenage daughter decades ago
>They can't verify it because they've been estranged ever since and now she's in a coma for some unrelated reason
>Turns out he didn't rape her, he and his teenage daughter's hot friend had drunken sex together and the daughter hates him because she was a dyke with a crush on her friend
>Daughter dies in the coma
>Everyone walks away happy
>He randomly gets brought back two episodes later to help out on some other case before never being mentioned again
Weirdest fucking Hollywood cameo they ever had.

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HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY
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>HAAAAMOOOND!!!
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>Call it.
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>HAMMOND! You bloody tictac! You crashed the Lambo into the gaurd rail!
>*KABOOM*
>H-Hammond?... You... Eh. Well... That's that then, innit... Oh, well.
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HAMMOND THE DRAGSTER IS GOING TO CRAAASH
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>.....HAMMONNNNNNNNDDDD!!!! MAYYYYYYYY!!!!

>everybody clowned on this when it came out because it was Kelso trying to be a serious actor
>watch it two decades later
>it's pure kino
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>>214421627
Have not watched that doc but you sound schizo so you are probably wrong
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>wahhh, the real ending was too grim dark! I like the retarded nu Hollywood ending!
Ngmi
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>>214415479
The Butterfly Effect was a good idea but poorly executed, but the movie is worth it because Kino Show was born thanks to the theft of that idea.
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Maybe it's still too early but /tv/ went full retard on this.
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>>214422379
exactly

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what should i watch next?
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>>214418914
Met a girl who looks like her. Wish me luck, bros!
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>>214424060
But you already said this… and did nothing…
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>>214423925
Her eyes are saying, “really?”
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>>214424198
Actually, I've taken her on two dates already. I'm currently just waiting for her to reply to my text so we can plan date #3.
Wish me luck, bros!
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>>214418914
Ex Machina (2014) would be the obvious choice... but go for Gone Girl (2014) instead.

>>214419367
I didn't like the fat guy, but I sympathized with his bot.
It was an okay movie.

>>214424060
She looks like a version of Vladislava Galagan with a normal body.

what game was Anakin playing on his handheld in ep 3?
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legit answer: probably a pod racing game
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>>214424067
Youngling duels
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pT6aJg2YK8E
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>>214424351
based
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He wasn't playing video games. He was scrolling through his collection of Ahsoka upskirts.
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>>214424377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlxrgyWPlx4

Anakin Rizzwalker

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Punchable faces
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>>214423690
She looks like that retard from the new Indiana Jones movie
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>>214421009
She looks Ronald McDonald fucked Lucille Ball's corpse and then pushed it down s flight of stairs
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>>214421903
this nation has fallen into the pits of hell so much it's not even funny anymore that half the nation willingly chose for that happen
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>>214421662
I liked him in Home Alone 2

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Stop saying the r-word.
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>>214416803
I get along with everyone until they try to manage my speech. Then I double down on it.
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>>214422839
>I'm sure there's no way this will go wrong in any way, surely these weekend warriors will exercise extremely sound judgement while taking marching orders from a wannabe dictator.
Absolutely delusional. They're coming for you next, anon. Kiss that boot more, maybe it'll stop stomping on your face
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>>214419078
>My well broken slave
>You should probably

Typical weak liberal SUGGESTING to their slave instead of ORDERING! Sad! You hate to see it, folks.
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>>214418883
>deploying the military to help crack down on racial minorities
Actually he's deploying them on violent criminals (which is entirely justified).
Are you admitting that "racial minorities" are more likely to be violent criminals.
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>I've discovered recently that mc donalds was opening branches where you could only order on a screen.
>I think it's a terrible mistake I think you will sell less.
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>>214423229
McFucks understood human psychology when they did this. They failed when they cut off the ultra cheap market by removing the dollar menu. The dollar menu was designed for addiction's sake. Cheap, sweet and salty food for drug/alcohol addicts. Bring them back again and again for the same stuff, and they may upgrade on an inhibitionless whim. Now that market drives-thru and sees the prices and understandably balks. 3 fucking dollars for a mcchicken? Are you kidding me? They're better off going to the grocery store freezer aisle and getting a whole bag of chicken patties for their air fryer, and I think the market is going that way. Even the people that we lovingly call goycattle are getting smart.
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>>214422585
>most of you have never heard of this
>rural America, late 80s, early 90s, soil pH around 9.6
>there was a general store, pretty typical if a bit on the 'adult' side
>terribly nice, full service, all the extras, relatively cheap for what it was
>but they weren't doing a lot of business, Chuck, the owner, had to sell up
>and there was a new owner, name of Sneed, and he changed the name
>you can still go there today, it's a real store, and you'll always find at least two people sitting outside
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>>214422723
Supermarkets are mostly about location over everything else
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>>214422585
I stopped going to McDonalds after I saw this
why is McDonalds uniquely the most retarded fast food chain? it does everything weird and anti-consumer
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>>214423856
>i stopped going to fast food place when i couldn't interact directly with the nigger employees
can't relate

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I don't get it.
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>>214422842
You never will
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>>214423478
I don’t know, bro. I tried drinking alcohol to experience pleasure and forget the bad things for years, but I didn’t want to die, so I stopped. However, I’ve struggled with depression because of it since 2007, and nobody knows. I can’t study or take care of myself because of it, but I can’t control it, and it feels like something created by external forces, like the owners of TV networks, media corporations, and the music industry, this kind of racial social engineering. I don’t know. I feel like I need to pretend to like the garbage music of blacks to fit in sometimes, and other fake things. I have to pretend to like things I don’t just to fit in with some people because of the social engineering. It’s exhausting. But nobody knows I’ve had depression, and I hid my drinking from most people, so no one was aware I was addicted to alcohol. I switched from alcohol to energy drinks.
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>>214424173
ignore mass media, take vit d, get a set of weights and work out at home, go on walks preferably in nature. you overestimate the influence of the cultural zeitgeist but it does contribute to mental wellbeing if you're overexposed.
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>>214423640
or maybe for the most part whites suck at fucking and ethnic men often fuck white women better and it's reflected in media? Just a thought.
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>>214424251
Thanks.

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Courage the Cowardly Dog
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>>214424239
>dogtards genuinely believe this
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>>214424210
What a fucking retarded post
It’s a ghost movie from the perspective of a dog, it’s a unique take in horror
Dumbass faggot
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>>214424210
What goes through your mind when you type this? You know acting like a dipshit redditor is just as bad as being one
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>>214424210
I can smell your brownoid subhuman shit stink from here
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CAN YOU FUCKING DOG FUCKERS MAKE SURE YOU OWN YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE BEFORE GETTING DOGS

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF ROOMMATES DEMANDING TO GET DOGS, OR TENANTS WHO FEEL ENTITLED TO BRINGING THEIR "EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PETS" LIVING EVERYWHERE THEY GO, EVEN WHEN NOT ALLOWED BY THE LEASE.

FUCKERS TREAT THEIR DOGS BETTER THAN PEOPLE TREAT THEIR KIDS. YOUR WILD FUCKING PITBULL CAN LITERALLY MAUL A 3 YEAR OLD AND YOU'LL CRY AND SCREAM THAT IT'S PROBABLY THE KIDS FAULT, AND NOT TO PUNISH THE POOR PUPPER! IT'S A FUCKING DOG. JUST BECAUSE IT'S CUTE DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT IT JUST POOPS AND EATS FOOD FOR 15 YEARS

Yeah I'm thinking this is kino
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I've seen "The Terminal List" three times and it was kino each time
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>>214423282
It's kino bruh
They stepped up a notch
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>team gets betrayed by Jewish mossad tricks
Many such cases. The shootout scenes are awesome tho.
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>>214423282
>and introducing....FOID!
pass.
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>origin story
Boring

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Why is it so underrated?
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>>214423682
Because it's a run off the mill medievalslop, everything's gray, everyone's a dickhead, everyone is dressed like a game of thrones extra, henry V. is being played by a jewish twink
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>Shakespeare but without all the Shakespeare

because it was a stupid idea to make it in the first place.
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>>214423682
It was kino but I think it has little to no marketing or hype because there’s no niggers in it. Anglo-kino, also my name is Hal and I found out about it here so that’s the only reason I watched it at all.
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It's dull and dear rat boy as a warrior king is insulting. The good Netflix medieval film is the Robert the Bruce one.

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>its actually funny
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>>214423147
>tv shows can't have movie spinoffs
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>>214423219
>shill bots can’t bump threads
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>>214423191
It's got that same "throw it against the wall, throw another one quickly if it doesn't stick" vibe that Airplane and Naked Gun had. As fond of the former as I am, I do want to kill myself every time the disco flashback scene comes on.
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For me it was him at the car crash, he puts on his glove, wipes his nose with the same hand the glove is on and picks up the evidence with his naked hand.
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>>214417131
i still dont understand the coffee gag
is it a reference


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