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Have Mercy on me
>>219272776Its literally the first two episodes of AkotSK, nobody would let him join the tournament because they had no idea who he was
I would BLEACH Missandei btw But Natalie seemed bluepilled from a post I saw of hers
>mysterios
>>219274819I'm drunk on Green Fossoway Cider™ right now
It is I, the only black composer in the village.
>>219270482>Mozart is Asian
>>219268955Let me guess, he composed repetitive entirely rhythmical “fire ass beats” then mumbled over the top of them? He was ahead of his time, right?
He wasn't 100% nog, he was mixedHis father was a noble in the islands, he had a plantation, he was a married man in his 40's but banged a 18 years old slave, got a kid togetherThen he killed another dude during a duel, he flee on the continents with his wife, mistress and mixed sonAnd since when a slave touch the continental France territory become free, the son became freeHe asked a friend to take care of his son, friend did it, the kid became a competent swordmanBut none of this blm bullshit happened
>>219274406Also while the kid was a bastard, he did acknowledge him as his son and had him educated.
>>219268643lemme guess
>>219267439/co/ was making simply rape the Joker memes for years. This movie made that peak and it sadly disappeared. Basically all memes on /co/ are dead. Every thread is just horny posting.
>>2192557891 (one, singular) scene in which he has mutually pleasurable, consensual sexual intercourse with a conventionally attractive female partner. In other words? It’s unfilmable in this day and age.
>>219273825Did we meme it into reality?
Prolapse status?
>>219274627ripe
Name one character who could beat her
>>219274774nigga just turn the tv off hahaha like nigga just walk away from the screen
>>219274774any person with two vhs tapes?
>>219274774it folkows
>>219274774>position tv facing out of the window>watch her reach terminal velocity
>>219274774>wait seven days>like clockwork she comes crawling out of the TV>looks up and sees me in the chair>laughs and shakes her head then crawls back into the TV
>We found some sort of rooms in the back*Americans clap furiously
>>219271765Backrooms is the definition of midwit. Aaaaaaaaah rooms that look generic and boring, im going insaaaaane. Help me crackerman
>>219268077incredible chris ware reference. i have this exact comical chapbooklet
>>219270814>zoomers are unable to express existential dread in any other way than being stuck in an empty room without wifiExistential dread doesn't exist unless you are a troon.
>>219273241>Ugghh da troonz>da troonz did this!!!!!
>>219272608>aaaaah an office buildings how scary lul rofl lmao>haha alright where is that exit? haha ooooo an office chair haha but seriously where's the exit>alright I'm thirsty, come on where's the water here>its been 3 days without water or food please let there be an exit around that corner- ah shit not again come on>*dies of dehydration on a moldy carpet*
To anons who have sisters, are they actually as annoying and mean as they are in tv shows and movies? They are pretty much always portrayed this way, very rarely positively
>>219272977>The actress is NBI CAN FIX HER
>>219271503It depends on too many variables to give a definitive answer.
>>219274447probably worth remembering her dude, memories are all there are in the end.
>>219272131strange. I like my oldest sister. my girlfriend has brothers that she has great relationships with. you must not know too many people with siblings or something because I can think of several of my male friends who also have good relationships with their sisters
>>219271503Yes. There are no checks on women to not be a cunt when it comes to their facility with psychological violence in the way that there are with men, so they kind of just go wild with it until their 30s. >>219272131We get on well now but I had to do the usual foid gauntlet of them being an absolute cow one sided until I learned to put my foot down with compassion and basically indicate that the unpleasant behaviour drives me away from them and that I had been waving a white flag for years. They need to know that you're peaceful and kind, not a pussy or malicious.I think it also depends on whether they have a father around. Otherwise they will try to sabotage your relationship with other women.I imagine that other peoples' families might be different
watch The Shield
>>219231187SEXUALLY HUMILIATE ME WITH A TAXIDERMIED BEAVER
>>219269380Yeah, definitely makes it better to know that. The first clue is probably Billings being such a self-interested piece of shit, but in a non-violent way. I've worked for the government, (military), and he's not even unrealistic, (why I work in the Private Sector now and love every minute of it). I knew people in the Army who knew every loophole and way to get every dime out of their "service". I hate people who knee-jerk 'thank me for my service' because of this. They don't know some of the taxpayer dollar-grubbing shitbags they are actually talking to when they say that kind of shit.Then you start to notice more subtle shit like Tina using her looks, (which she initially tries to resist). Also for the people who think Dutch isn't corrupted, he is actually trying to use the 'taking her under his wing to be a detective' thing to get into her pants - obviously. Dutch's personal issues and mental breakdowns aside, attractive people do tend to corrupt people around them and distort shit in just this kind of way. It even works on a subconscious level and is hard enough to resist at the best of times, for the most well-intentioned people.It's actually fun figuring out what each person's major malfunction is, right down to Corrine retaliating against Kavanaugh with sexual assault accusations.Having been into the series for that long, you of course know the original title and scandal that inspired the show:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampart_scandal
>>219270169PLEASE DON'T SAY BASEDPRANOS
>>219269491 The pilot was amazing and designed to be picked up by networks. Then FX picked it up so the writers switched up to making a shitty time wasting show. TV is a commercial product
>>219231876>shane says what we're all thinking
Sarah Sherman
>>219274124What do you mean by gross?
>here's that zoomer sex icon I was telling you about
>>219273806Why there so many weird looking dykes on SNL right now? Do straight women not do comedy anymore?
>>219274189real footage of her throat from her doctor, video of her on "beach" where she is "naked" with disgusting prosthetics like huge droopy labia, some graphical poop jokes(cuts from her real ass to her mouth spitting something brown so it looks like diarrhea)
>>219274956They should do a sketch where Jane plays Elliot Page lol
HOLY MOTHER OF KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your shift is over go the fuck home.
So Orlando jumped, right?
>>219274878We use Whitaker's high test to take care of Mckay
>>219274607That's a given
>>219274233it's very easy to catch feelings but lesbian casual sex is a thing when you're both straight and only using each others bodies for sexual pleasure
>>219274779
>peach is a girlboss with bitchy white girl voice acting>mario is a cuck simp for peach>chris pratt>side characters save the day instead of mario and luigi>peach and rosalina are sisters now and peach has cosmic powers too>starfox appears, for some fucking reason>a million scenes per minute and nostalgiabait pandering>rosalina has literally no screen time
>>219274326He's in it for a second
>>219263421>>peach is a girlboss with bitchy white girl voice actingShe spends like 30 seconds of screen time with mario and it is flirting, how is that even a girlboss? She then leaves him a note: "ive gone to do stuff, see ya". Toad spends more time with her, but he is her retainer and she is his literal boss. She doesnt boss around star fox or talk down to any male characters except her bickering with Wart (a villain who was mocking her first). >mario is a cuck simp for peachhe arranges alone time with her and wants to develop the relationship but is nervous is all. He gives her the gift, jokes and flirt with her, and has the mock tempertantrum with her to cheer her up. She goes for a hug and he goes for handshake, but in the end she kisses him. I dont think "cuck" means what you think it means.
>>219265348>Because they're hinting at a Star Fox movie.We will get krystal in a movie but they will struggle to de-lewd her.
>>219274219wonder is the best mario game in the past 30 years.
>>219274898Imagine if they don't try to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqpTOwhvh8U
>woah... fascism is... le bad...
>>219274938HOLY HECK is that.. le symmetry ?!?
>>219274938Why do white urban hipsters fellate Wes Anderson so much?
This show was such nazi propaganda garbage
>>219272525It’s not a complete loss. OP has convinced me to watch the show, which I’d previously written-off as the usual pastiche of lies and Jewish butthurt about the last time white people told them to get fucked. Thanks for the tip, OP. Ifvit’s as good as you say I’ll help spread the word!
>>219271026Lol, this is how I knew the last season was gonna suck dick
>>219272317Not worth the effort arguing with you retards
>>219269184gonna cry about it, jewjew? your own nation is a failed state in the middle of a desert shithole kek
>>219273556especially with how heavy handed the emotional send off was for the jew ex bf, twice.
I was in Transformers Dark of the Moon you know
>>219267074>10s and a 1
>>219267074Can't say Mickey Bay has bad taste
>>219267074>>219268475One of these things is not like the other...
>>219266303He’s probably the type of guy that enjoys vaginal intercourse if you know what I mean wink wink.
>>219267074reaching the last one
the acting's bad but its insanely good
>>219274247it's called method acting chud
Wasn't Kitano in this too?
>>219274389Yes and Henry Rollins if I remember
>>219274907Yep
>>219274389>>219274907And Udo Kier. When I heard he died I immediately though of him getting cut in half in this movie.
