How does a meme pic have more story and emotion than most movies today look at this tell me you dont feel something
>>219235910put down the beer unc
>>219235679I don't really get it. Autistic fat chick with typical wedding fantasy grew up to get fucked by stoner hippies who will never marry her?
>>219235928Put down the fat girls unwiped asshole, zoomzoom
>>219235947>I don't get it. *Explains it*
>>219235910>Unless you're a 40 year old alcoholic, then it's fine.that's even worse, actually. Getting fat off alcohol is truly embarrassing
Modern take on the Titanic when?
>>219235749>you might think this rules if you wanna have fun with a kweenFuck No
>>219235879Yeah it was sick. Literally zero zoomers or niggers and got to see parts of the world nobody else ever gets to
>>219235907ooo la la
>>219232847This is legit terrifying because by the time you realise the situation you're in its too late to leave and you're unironically trapped for however many days or weeks these things go for. You can hear the one white guy asking "has anyone seen my wallet?" in that webm
>>219235901My grandma doesn't have much time left and it's genuinely the only fucking reason I opted-in, the one upside to the trip is that I was able to sneak an Ulu knife back home in a bag of sour belts, the only thing they search for is drugs, which they go absolutely "overboard" looking for (hehe)
>2026>i am... forgotten
>>219233444>black dude with the gutThey made him a fat bitch for reasons only a twitter psycho could understand.
>>219220182>She was completely rightNot really. Nolan was going to leave without seeing her but she brought him in to argue for nothing and swing on him as if that wasn't going to break her hand. They try hard to make her seem like a girl boss for it but like with many other things in the show it comes off as retarded and fake/trying too hard. Really just has the opposite effect of what they're pretending to do. Yes Nolan is a dumb dick head alien and she shouldn't take him back (even though that happens in the comics) but there's zero point saying sorry to people who will obviously never accept it or bringing someone in your house after doing what he did and when you don't want their presence or words anyway. It's just dumb drama dragging out the episode wasting time.
>>219231232Goes into a long coma in the comics.
>>219203886Invincible is goreslop edgeslop
>>219220182>be 1000 year old alien>act within your nature and nurture>still manage to overcome and feel regret for both after just 20 years of living in a different cultureThis is the equivalent of blaming a born and raised 40 year old murder cannibal from a remote murder cannibal tribe for murdering and eating someone and yet feeling remorse and showing desire to change his ways after just 10 months in civilization.
>the team entrusted by the US gov to finding a zombie cure consists of….>10 national guard guys(half are dead by the start of the film)>3 scientists >1 CIVILIAN pilot >1 CIVILIAN radio operatorWould it have been so difficult for Romero to have a couple more of his friends throw on fatigues and lab coats just to have a semi believable premise?
>>219229640>by the US govthey were the US gov
It's implied from the start that they have terribly low manpower and backwards technology
>>219229640Things were already fucked before they'd set the whole thing up. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole project was just a last chance hail mary.
>>219229640I still can't get over what a bizarre downgrade this was from Dawn of the Dead.
>>219235894I still can't get over how the bleakest film in the trilogy somehow has the least depressing ending
What are the best pure petslop movies?
>>219228600Roscoe Lee Browne as Narrator is pure Art.I think I'll read the book from which it stems sometime soonish.
I love this as a kid.
We3 adaptation now! The laser scene and the mastiff is intense as hell.
>>219233895Sad they've essentially vanished from the public mind and have been replaced by shit bulls
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>>219235644>Hey, Scully, remember that time you got impregnated by an extraterrestrial entity?
X-foids you say?
>>219235708NANOMACHINES, SCULLY
>>219235708Oi, got a loicense for those foils?
I'm closing the x-foils.
That, out of all the futures shown in movies, THESE two would turn out to be the most realistic?
Yes because jews keep leeching money from the western world while importing masses of brown people whos idea of a good time is eating some cow shit or mud cakes and for some reason no one seems to care
>>219235859Yeah. You don't merrily run to hell, road there is paved with good intentions.
>>219235859In idiocracy the bread was drying up but the circus was still going strong, assisted by the state even, the modern world the state hates the circus and the bread is there but so expensive you can't afford the circus anymore
What makes it so comfy
Times you’ve been tethical?
>>219188307Troons on HRT are the bane of the programming industry. A single troon joined the llama.cpp project for running LLMs locally on CPU + RAM back in 2023 and within a week caused a massive rift in the project over a stupid naming convention
>>219221937More like kike
>>219209635>world and society is nearly the worst it’s ever beensure if you believe the world started when you were born...
>>219188598>had literal brain damage and surgery to fix it>went so nuts via trump derangement syndrome even Jews on set got sick of his Nazi comparisons >becomes insufferable to the point the write his character out of the show>tries to pretend he quit SV for the Emojii movie>goes hard promoting the emojii movie so much the producers think he’s making fun of the movie >further blacklists himself by trash talking the studio and comparing them to trump and the NazisI’ll give him a little slack due to the brain damage but he sounds insufferable.
Silent bob based
>>219233403His talent was stored in his fat
>>219234075>there's nothing wrong with being a slut>but whatever you do, don't call me a slut>because that would be slut shaming me>now excuse me while I go be a slut!
>>219234186It was a happy memory, fuck! People grieve differently.
>>219234186I'm so sick of women pretending everyone doesn't know exactly what they are doing.
>>219234186Those pics were shared a month before they died.
Watch it, backrooms
Empty rooms, over here!
>>219231353"How come every time I am trying to find your office it seems to be in a different part of the building? What's up with that?"
>>219235264The rooms are empty, but they are not free.
>>219231363He actually said "fucking queer backrooms" but I forgive OP for taking a few creative liberties.
>>219235413I like this
was he really though... for pulling his dick out in front of women, who kind of didn't object at first?
ever notice that jewish people just don't have any regard for other people's consent?
Did anyone read his intellectual country tale?
>be seeing woman romantically>at the end of a date>pull dick out >begin jerking off>woman doesnt object>continue doing it>woman says shes not really in to it>you say okay and stop>you are now a predatori think this is the thing that kind of pisses me off about the me too shit. It treats women as if they are helpless lambs with no agency and not like adults who can make their own decisions. Was the situation awkward and is louie a creepy retard for doing something like that? Yeah. Is Louie an irredeemable rapist for it? No.
Letterman literally had sexual interspersed and no one cared. The audience cheered when he confessed on air. Fuck off! Different people get dogpiled on.
He at least got the complete rights to his show.
Did millennials actually think this was funny?
>>219233838>"I'LL THROW MY SHOE AT YOUR FAGGOT ASSSSSS!!!"
>>219229142His cultural impact mustn't be overlooked. Tourettes Guy walked so that others may fly.
>>219229142How is he different from that ugly grunting negro all zoomers seem to like?
>>219229943He's got a podcast with Frakes.
>>219229142YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE
.....holy fuck
>>219235849What an embarrassing period in anglo history
Timmy lost same as usual
do you think the black golems will be embarrassed once they figure out where(who) all their culture and attitude is coming from
He was a good guy. Only bad people think otherwise.
>>2192342225/10started off strong, fell off around the second half
>>219235151>speilberg
>>219234437>expects something>gets something elseIt sounds like your expectations were subverted!
>>219229870He was a morally just character. Not the same thing as being good since he had no qualms about killing people, though that really depends on if you consider murdering criminals an act of good.
>>219229870>character named afther projective psychological test>people project their own hubmug into itBavo Cammero...I mean Moore.
ITT: Mainstream actors you don't see the appeal of.Will Ferrell has never been funny in his entire life. Elf, Old School, and that movie with John Reilly (step brothers?) are just horrendously unfunny.
Will Ferrell made Anchorman, Step Brothers, Talladega Nights so he could do shit for the rest of his life he’ll still be a cornerstone in comedic movies like Sandler. I guess there’s Elf also.
>>219233364This guys career is dead all he does in PayPal commercials now
jeff Daniels
>>219234094yea it's hard to keep up the manchild act when you're a melting old grizzled geezer
Elf as a movie sucks and I'm amazed it still has cultural relevance despite being a subpar Christmas movie
