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>>217481185
>the list is full of jokes
Doesn't this undermine his point?
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>>217481185
Colbert sucks cocks. All the cocks.

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What the fuck did I just watch?
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>>217481168
i didn't say that the movie doesn't state that at all, just that it does a poor job
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>>217481277
>a poor job
It gets mentioned in the beginning. I'm not sure what else would be needed. Actually showing the previous operator teams wouldn't fit the movie at all.
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>>217481319
i guess it's just that in the book the agency investigating the zone gets a lot more description, with all the things they've tried and thought process and such
i didnt have a problem with the way Annihilation handled it, it just was less interesting focusing less on the agency and more on personal drama stuff
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>>217479191
One of the most overrated movies of all time. Aside from that one scene it's complete garbage
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>>217479191
Strong female lead kino

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Good thing all his suspects love confessing so much because any decent lawyer would have his "cases" full of hearsay and circumstantial evidence thrown out in court. Not to mention his habits of falsifying evidence, trespassing and searching without a warrant.
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>>217478067
The whole point of the show is that Columbo doesn't give a shit if they're convicted or not. He just wants to satisfy himself.
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>>217477167
Love a good mystery. I was watching Columbo one night, at 3 in the morning. This motherfucker had me convinced I did this shit
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>>217479903
She's hot.
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>>217479502
Yeah, and he never shows a moment of feeling bad for what he did either despite Columbo claiming he’s struggling with it, when the last time they saw each other, Cash was smiling with relief that he was getting away. It’s a bizarre episode, and a really dull one.
Next episode is fucking ridiculously silly fun though.
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>>217477167
>>217477203
You unironically have to view this show through the lense of the talmud to really understand what is going on. Under noahide law, in order to judge a goyim, there only needs to be 1 jewish witness/1 jewish judge. That is literally all that is required to convict a goy. 1 Jew claiming that they saw the crime results in an instant conviction. "But anon", you say "columbo didn't witness the crime. He simply came up with a theory based on circumstancial evidence, or over hearing someone say something about something."

That leads me to my next point: traditional jewish courts do not have the concept of dismissing hearsay. Quite the opposite in fact, if a jew over hears a goyim say something about a crime, that jew in fact can now serve as a witness and their testimony is considered valid. The logic being, a jew wouldn't waste their time framing a goyim because there is no need to do so in a jewish ran society where goyim are already slaves. Obviously, goyim arent slaves in reality but that's just a small detail you can freely ignore in terms of theological discussion.

Columbo is a jewish power fantasy. The character was created in order to displace characters such as Sherlock Holmes in the popular culture. After all, the world's greatest detective obviously can not be a goyim, it has to be one of the chosen.

The whole show is essentially an exercise in pilpul and other rabbinical tricks. Columbo pretends to be stupid, to not understand the world around him, in order to lure the goyim into a sense of false complacency so that the goy will testify against himself. Now in a western court with western ideals, the whole thing is nonsense. But that isn't the world view of the writers, or the actors, and by extension the viewers who feel compelled to clap along with the laffrack, the sagely nod their heads when the obvious conclusion is reached. After all, to disagree would be antisemetic.

>BINGO
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>>217478959
I'd buy them for 2-3 hundred bucks maybe if I was a big fan of the movie
Fucking 2300 United states dollars
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>>217481220
t. 12 year-old edgelord faggot
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>>217479135
btfo
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>>217481139
Aahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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>>217481156
>>217481222
Both acceptable answers.

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>>217480121
Based mathematician
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>>217480121
>>217479962
seven pussies
maybe more
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>>217479199
I'm going to recreate this movie with AI one day. All filters OFF.
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I've never heard of this movie. I've never heard anyone mention this movie. I've never seen anyone discuss it on forums or twitter or reddit.

Yet I see it posted here, often, why?
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>>217481090
You mean to tell me you don't have an 1hr38 of free time to kill?

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My funny valentine is the worst cowboy bebop episode. That’s completely nonsensical that someone would be put in cryogenic sleep in the 20th century and awaken in 2073 and then need to pay their own hospital fee for the time theu were frozen- they would have paid that before being put to sleep.

The government wouldn’t let some random person awake with no name or identity and expect them to pay millions of dollars. That’s retarded.
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>>217479357
Cowboy Bebop is really shit overall, it goes from episodic filler to some serialized tonally off storyline that comes out of nowhere.
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Its a show made by asians so no, that makes sense.
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>>217479357
>contrarians itt pretending beepboop sucks
It's not high art, but it's fun and looks great, plus is approachable enough to normalfags not otherwise interested in anime. It's not high art but it's good enough that pretty much everyone should watch it
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>>217481446
Pretty much. You don’t have to love every episode, but the show never overstays its welcome unlike Death Note, which needs a good 10 episodes cut out.
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>>217479357
>The government wouldn’t
yeah, governments have never let citizens get fucked over. the very idea is absurd

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Why don't we see asian lead characters in hollywood movies?
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>>217480622
>Ask a normal question
>Chang loses his mind
What the fuck?
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>>217480550
Because they haven't cast me, the chosen one.
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>>217480631
this
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>>217481317
Any pre 2006 Jackie Chan film
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>>217481351
1/10

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>>217481531
>Me going to work everyday
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ITT: /tv/ scenes that made you think
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>>217479516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHm-8p7thbk
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>>217479664
Damn... I can't believe yts do this...
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>>217479827
>serves him right

>Bro, Bro it's better than Inception bro
The idea that she loved that fat manchild tokita was more immersion breaking than any of the weird visuals. I refuse to believe a single person who glazes this movie found that emotional or touching in any way.
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>>217480932
>movie about the dream world
>main character is only her true self in the dream world
>she falls for a man in waking life who is a dreamer
it follows completely
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>>217480932
I liked the movie, but it is overrated. Tokyo Godfathers sucks. Perfect Blue is the best of his I’ve seen. Haven’t seen Millennium Woman.
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>>217480932
People never talk about the romance or the villain in this movie for a reason.
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>>217481044
Tokyo Godfathers is awesome. Fuck you.
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>>217480932
>>Bro, Bro it's better than Inception bro
Why the fuck do Millennials suck off Inception so much, it's seriously one of the worst big movies I've ever seen. Everything about it is insufferable.

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...he was the only reason that female roles weren't filled by fat DEI mystery meat?
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>>217481186
>fat niggers are attractive, actually
>if you disagree then you're a jew
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>>217481186
But Hollywood is still run by Jews, it’s just the Jews now only cast disgusting abominations. If it’s going to be controlled by Jews I’d rather take the one who at least casts women are pleasing to the eyes.
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gonna be a end of Trump pardon for sure. Don't worry hot girl kino returns 2029
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>>217481374
Nope he's going to die in prison. Sorry, you've been trying so hard but you'll never get to welcome your brother to the gates of Zion.
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>>217480778
>government gives handouts to all companies that comply with DEI
He would’ve still been raping them but things would still have changed

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Star Trek is dead
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>>217481245
the dialogue is fine, unlike the rest of the slop

the Klingons character is kind of interesting
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>>217479857
>>217480839
This trash is garbage, I have no intention of attempting to defend it. But just once I'd just like to see you discuss it without resorting to buzzwords and polspeak.

>>217481278
>the dialogue is fine
Wrong.
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mfw I win ugliest nigger award
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>>217480442
>Serious question, why did libs love this fat loser so much? Im not making a joke or anything, Im genuinely curious why she was such a thing for them

They were grooming her to be the next US President after winning the governor of Georgia. She lost and then they dropped her.
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>>217481278
>the dialogue is fine

cant even imagine how anyone could claim that unless they were raised by reddit or something and never encountered other people.

The greatest American horror film and it's really not even close.
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>>217481320

The Exorcist came out basically within the year and also perfectly encapsulated the other major departments (psychological, spiritual, slow). Exorcist is the actual competition, but they cover very different areas. But yes, TCM is a perfect film. It uses a good six minutes or so of its opening time extremely efficiently, layering various kinds of language (narration, text, music/ambience, basic credits information etc etc) while advancing the feel of the whole thing.
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>>217481320
Yeah despite it being labeled a slasher there's really nothing else like it, I also love that for how simple it is there's about 20 different essays you can write about it's contents.
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>>217481479
>>217481320
It’s The Exorcist and it isn’t even remotely close
>inb4 fedora redditor
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>>217481320
That's not The Thing.
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>>217481479
>>217481500
>>217481527
TCM was the Blair Witch of its time, an indie sensation that came out of nowhere and shocked everyone. The Exorcist is peak polished Hollywood horror.

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>this guy was a sex symbol in the 90s
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To be fair, even most "ugly" actors aren't really "ugly," they tend to have decent facial symmetry and proportions (and if they don't, they make up for it in other ways). Most "ugly" actors are, at least facially, 6.5+/10. A lot are only "ugly" because they're currently fat (a good example of this is Ron Jeremy).
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>>217474307
this must've been back when Stavros was 20 or so
>>217477639
>every american in 2090 looks like this
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>>217480961
Cool. Did she do the handstand?
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>>217474307
>>217477559
>disgustingly ugly Jew pushed as sex symbol.
Wow, it's good they don't do that anymore.
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>>217474307
I can't comment on his sex appeal because I'm not a woman, but there is something either charismatic or magnetic about the character, that can't be recreated in the same way now.
People joke about this being Stav but they're worlds apart.

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There is a severe lack of chubby (hot) women in films
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fats are disgusting. there are no hot fats.
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>>217481458
Spbp
/thread
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>>217481458
>>217481487
t. gay
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>>217481415
Ayoo y Pepe got an ics on hih head lmfaoo
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>>217481535
it's a great snack to accompany oneself when watching movies (with thin non-hot women)


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