>unironically believing Landman is leaving Landman
>>217456883I am unfamiliar with such trope.
>>217457267in the series? no
Would Tom Petty have addressed those rumors?
>tfw you will never be Ali Larter's boytoy;_;
>>217455710Costner was a drama queen that thought he was the main draw for the show.
The Mt Rushmore of your dad's favorite movies
>>217457843my Boomer dad loves all those movies
>>217457785Heat sucks. The other three rock. Also picrel.
>>217457785Swap out The Fugitive with The Abyss and you're dead on.
>>217457785For my father it’s probably >Heat >No Country For Old Men >The Usual Suspects >The Raid or The Matrix
>>217457785Matrix and John Wick for mine
>>217457628That was also tom cruise
>>217457628I’m 39 nowPray for me
>>217457950When did you transition?
>visit hometown during christmas>help mother with christmas grocery shopping>the son of a woman who used to look after me when my were indisposed works there as a cashier now>early 30s>balding, skinny-fat, short, wrinkled deep into his forehead>quiet beta voiceFirst time I saw him since 2008, how grim. He was always a little freak and attempted to lord it over me because he was a few years older but that sight was simply sad
>>217458028We all can't be Nobel prize winning scientist, anon. Some people need to ring up food to pay for their food.
>>217456982>>217457085i would like to thrust my penis into an octopussy bagina
>>217457907I'll take Macarena.
>>217457600She'd probably look better without so much heavy make up, it makes her look like she has afs.
>>217457969She is 47.What the fuck is afs?
>>217456409Well OP, that was pretty fucked up.Thanks I guess.
I'm glad they stuck closely to the source material.
>>217457932Was her hand soft?
>>217457946Yes.
>>217432704Funny isn't it?>>217454532>birthing personcare
>>217457965I knew it.
>>217457932>And then I ejaculated
What /tv/ has the best wmbf pairing?
>>217457944>wmbfPicture is unrelated, right? That guy doesn't look white.>>217457977Depends on the situation, it's even encouraged in the bedroom.
For me, it's WMLF.
>>217458013Does the man have to be the dominant one?
>>217457944This could have been you /tv/ but you chose to be a racist piece of shit.
>>217458013White men have dominated half the world at one point
Can internet make good tv?
>ywn wrassle strong girlsLife is unfair
>>217456985Spoiler : the dwarfs won
>>217456985>3/5 the 'giantesses' are literal OF pornwhoresGod I fucking hate women so much.>have literally any unusual physical feature whatsoever>just use it to be a more profitable human cumbucket
Next do average guys with physical jobs vs "strong" women
>>217457041Of course. Bro was trying to make a point that all women are weaker than men for his fanbase to jack off to. If he got actual powerlifters, not meme small 'strong' women like Katy Obrien or Leanbeefpatty, but actually big but still attractive varbies like Jess Buettner, Lea Schreiner, or Natasha Aughey it would have been a slaughter, because they are all actually outbenching (250 lbs+) and out deadlifting (525 lbs+) the average man.
>Mogs Avatar at presenting you an alive, fun alien worldWhy that FUCK didn't you tell me to watch this kino? It's absurd how hard it clears the Avatar trilogy while not even being 2 hours long.And Elle fighting with both of her halves has to be one of the most creative choreographies ever.I'd love to have her halves all to myself desu
>>217457469kys shilljeet
Bump for Elle
>>217457469Making predators Blaxican is super embarrassing levels of pandering, will not watch it much like I won't watch romance movies with 35 year old women.
>>217457469I watched it two days ago, pretty fun desu, Elle was good
>>217457953The Predator looks red as fuck, I don't know how you damn weirdos came up with muh black coded Predator shit in some kind of bizarre wewuzing
Obscure TV shows that you like that not many people know about
The show profit, American psycho before amaerican psycho.
>>217457886It's great, except for that one asshole is in it, just skip the scenes "he" is in. Psychic loli and everyone who meets her worships her
>>217457886i recommend this to people when they want a sitcom to watch (and have usually already seen most things)not sure how easy it is to find though
>>217457886wild palmsit's a 90s miniseries that's basically twin peaks, but set l.a. in a distant cyberpunk future of the year 2007it's batshit insane, fun and free on youtube
BUCKET RESIDENCE, LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING
>>217457646what was his problem?
>>217456015haha what a prick
>>217452870kek well done
>this has wine aunts swooning in the comments
>The /b/ucket woman...she'll sage at me!
>Be wild west law men>go around just fucking mowing down criminalsthis movie is based as fuck
>tfw they prop up Doc just so they can shit on Johnny Ringo one last time
>>217457794What the fuck does that even mean, like rough on the outside?
>>217457701Glad you have a cat because that is the only pussy you are going to get in your bed
>>217458009what an ugly thing to say, are we cross?
>>217457691Fuck yeah I love this film.>hell, I got lots of friends >I don’t. Pure, distilled kino.
>Even with Zara’s horrible death on her mind, however, Bryce Dallas Howard was still willing to admit that there was a part of her that actually kind of wished that her character, Claire Dearing, met some sort of similar fate.https://www.cinemablend.com/new/Bryce-Dallas-Howard-Jurassic-World-Groundbreaking-Death-Scene-72018.htmlWTF
>>217454866>movie actually does something none of its predecessors do: as was recently pointed out to me by star Bryce Dallas Howard, it’s the first movie in the series to feature the death of a female character.Literally the first clear line of dialogue in the entire franchise is "SHOOT HER"
>>217456571>>217455271>>217454866Pierce got to her
>>217454975i would diarrhea straight into that bear's mouth
It doesn’t make sense
Bill Gates used to drive a plumber's van that actually was a mobile office.
They are Wayne Enterprises company cars. It wasn't his personal car.
>>217457418bruce just buys a new one whenever his gas runs out
>>217456788it was a Jeet Wrangler, Sarr
>>217456788I sold these. JEEP calls itself a luxary brand now. They are rated the bottom of the barrel every year.
>go over to girls apartment>she forces me to watch this faggot zoomer show >starts giggling and looking over at me when the dudes start having sex>i tell her to turn it off after the first sex scene because it's really gay and I get the jist of it>start cuddling her and touching/sucking her tits after>the next day she texts me saying all that touching made her uncomfortable actually and she doesn't want to see me again So women can turn on gay porn as a joke but when you feel them up apparently afterwards its too much for them and uncalled for. Clown world.
>>217457741>go over to girls apartmentno you didn't
>>217457741You're unfathomably bitch mate for not insanty giving her the corrective rape she desperately needed for watching this trash. Sage.
>>217457741Why would you just lie about something like that? And on the internet of all places??
/lit/ creative writing thread
>>217457741>cuddling her and touching/sucking her titsYeah this is where you fucked up. She wanted you to rail her like the fags in the show were doing to each other, not this pussy foreplay shit
movies with twist endings
>>217457203Cheri was a piece of ass.
>>217457588In the film "Scary Movie", Cindy realizes that Special Officer Doofy was the killer all along. When she tells the sheriff, he responds "Shithead?". It's quite enjoyable
>>217457203>when I'm done shitposting on /tv/ for the day
>>217458016
HE'S AN OPERATOR HE'S A REAL PLAYER
