What's your favourite food related movie or series? Not the daytime cooking shows by actual cooks. Feature films and series.
do these slobs just shit few times a day? I eat plenty of fiber and have a nice shit maybe every 2-4 days
>>210761506They either take laxatives or they shit like a once a week
>>210761461some tiktok i dunno
>>210761506I think once per day is the norm. Yours seems unhealthy. I have a friend that eats like a pig and shits 2 or 3 times a day. There's a chart that shows jeets shit 5 times.
>>210761461Kino>>210761479>>210761522>>210761569Soulless carbon copies
>>210761598It's the same guy :)
Unironically, how many shitmericans eat like this and why?
>>210761651He's Br*tish.
>>210761506A healthy person shits at least once a day
>>210761651All of them
>>210761569>donner kebabjesus christ this sick piece of shit ate richard donner?
Just sharing some food with a bro
>>210761712kek
>>210761461I fucking hate what sugar and fast food slop has done to the world.
>>210761738like this?
>>210761712No, it's his leftovers from eating the entire Donner Party.
>>210761461>Don't eat anywhere near this amount in a week let alone a day>One of my arteries is already 40% clogged and I had a heart attack that went unoticed for yearsT-thanks genetics.
>>210761733*hide post*
RIP Bad Comics
I want to pig out like these fat bastards but I have type 1 Diabetes
>>210761785*hides boner*ftfy
>>210761816It would probably be very satisfying for awhile. If it didn't make you gain weight it'd be great.
>have brain tumor that causes you not to feel hunger and you have to force down any food and puke it up half of the time>despite this you are good at cooking and love cooking for other peoplewhat did god mean by this?
>>210761665He looks like your typical mutt though. Is he some sort of gyppo?
>>2107615693 times daily to 3 times a week is a "healthy" bowel movement
>>210761859>dead eyes
>>210761908look in the mirror before you comment
>>210761907that's a mighty big amplitude kek
>>210761816I weight less than he recent weight gain and I still have pre-diabetes. I haven't eaten a single fruit since Christmas and it was cherries on a ham I made for the work Christmas Party. As for vegetables I think I have eaten like two cans of green beans in six months.
>>210761461A Spankee fan I see
>>210761461Minus the soda and donut, if he just lifted, he'd be a beast with that appetite.
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>>210761786That “Food Dip” guy on the right or whatever he goes by now is the most disgusting food reviewer I have ever seen in my life. He also acts so suspiciously in his early videos and paid homeless people to sit in his car and pay along for the review. A thousand times worse than Joey.
>>210761859>the void in her eyessashabros, so this is what a life of degeneracy does to a whore?
>>210761984>tfw your two friends are fucking and they didn't even invite you
>>210761461Goddamn it it's 2AM here don't make me hungry
>>210761941Saar... This are sacred ritual pls delete
>>210761859onlyfans?
>>210762022based webm
>>210762019>Show up anyways and rape them both
>>210762005Yeah, I think that’s part of the appeal to some people that he’s a scumbag. I remember him trying to kiss the women in the early reviews. Then when his wife was pregnant he was always yelling at her on camera
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>>210762093This webm makes me want to stop eating. Like forever.
>>210761941Superpower since 2020 btw
>>210762093That guy was on a mission and the food wasn't a part of it.
>>210762124always wondered what that was. Is it mud or poo? It’s hard to tell
>>210762093How much do you think this dude had in his wallet when it was returned to him upon getting out of the slammer? I'd have walked miles to the nearest buffet. I work at a place a block away from the jail so we get all sort of crazies coming in. Not to mention the city shut down the homeless shelter because they violated tok many rules so now every hobo is looking for a job so they can bathe in the bathroom and get discounted food. We had to lock the trash area because they wouldn't stop sleeping and taking shots back there.
>>210761506>>210761479>>210761461genuinely how do these people eat this much food? I'm at maybe 1700-1800 cals a day and I used to be slightly overweight and felt like SHIT, and blood pressure was fucked, I lost like 4 or 5 inches off my waist and lost 30 lb and feel amazing.
>>210762163There's so much shit on the ground in india that 50% of their mud is poo anyway
>>210762066>>210762019
>>210762220>eat >get fat>eat more>get fatteretc. it becomes an addiction and the only joy in life, a few minutes of peace
>>210762230Touché
I wish I could eat that much without having myself. I think I ate like 1500 calories today
One day, someone I love will cook a meal for me.
>>210762022I hate this stupid fucking webm, it makes me hungry regardless of when I last ate. How can a retarded pan of beans and a loaf of hard bread look so good
>>210761506amerisharts get triggered by thisour ancestors definitely did not have a bm every day
>>210762163it definitely has cow shit in it
>>210762463It isn't about the food. It's about the voraciousness. Then everyone stares at him like he is some sort of weirdo and he doesn't give a single fuck.
>>210762093King
>>210761859any nudes of her?
>>210761461Is that Bro Team?
>>210762519But that fat bastard in the OP eats the same way and I just feel revulsion, at the very least I feel no desire to eat
>>210762163I thought it was Clay, I mean parrots eat it in the wild so, I'm sure it's fine.
>>210762637I could easily down 2 of the burgers and a fry but that's it. The soda is too much.
>>210761733why did he do it?
>>210761461Imagine his insulin and inflammation.
>>210762748same, two burgers, large fries and one soda would do me, if i had it for lunch i could skip dinner too
>bites a mouthful of food>nods in satisfaction at the kino taste
>>210761461that plate is probably more calories than I consume in a single day, easily and I ride a bike 2.5 hours daily over 55 miles.
>>210762748>The soda is too much.Interesting that you say this because a fatty came here once and claimed the sodas were the easiest part, that you should drink the sodas first. They supposedly would go through a person quickly and leave him hungrier.
>>210762457>random bugs chilling in the background
>>210762886Mullet just wanted to make sure Twink was getting enough protein. Just looking out for his bro
anything I eat whether it's literally tip of my finger size or a meal, I get immediately bloated and feels like the food is stuck in my bowels. The only way to get rid is to do self enemas which has been my life now for 3 years.if I eat something and don't do it I'll wake up in the morning super depressed and uncomfortable.
>>210761596why has he literally got more retarded every video
>>210762457Is that a pack of cooked rice?
>>210762457>extension cords buried in clothes waiting for that short circuit to burn that shit down
>>210762457disgusting chink food
>>210761596Dbag finally consumed enough onions to turn into a metro
>>210761461I ate a plate of ribs yesterday for dinner and still felt full today so skipped dinner. How the fuck are these fat cunts eating 4 massive meals a day
>>210763160A full English is wild lmao
>>210761461You can already see him lying on a hospital bed, skin completely grey
>>210761461you ever notice how online euros all talk shit about america but then you go over there and half the cunts walking around are wearing NY and LA apparel?
>>210762093Shame this was staged because I thought it was the best thing ever for a year and a half
Thanks OP this thread has encouraged me to continue my diet
>>210761461Its the eating a large meal in his car buckled in next to an overflowing trash can that gets me.
I miss pigging out.
>>210761697>peanuts soup with fried yam, beef or chickenngl that sounds kino.
I love watching mukbangers like Zach Choi because in addition to eating a lot they're eating a lot of high quality food.People who gorge themselves on junk don't interest me.
>>210763368I just drink three glasses of water in quick succession when the urge comes. It's that easy.
>>210761761If he didn't add the second but if parmesan I bet that would taste pretty good. Probably still too much parm for that ratio of sauce though.
>>210761859Those lemons seem bigger than her tits.
>>210761859wow, whoever wifes her up would be a lucky man
>>210763021Yeah. Totally random bugs. Not there for any reason at all. They just showed up one day out of the blue and she went lol so random
>>210762005>worse than Joey.most are. hardly no one can beat joey "kino machine" supercoolfoodreview.
>>210761461I hate restaurants that don't have soda on tap. Restaurants handing you a can of coke ruins the fun
I have a weird relationship with these videos, because I feel digust as a semi-fatty, but the food i actually eat isn't what's making me fat.Ate some oats for breakfast, a small chicken salad for lunch with a nice sesame and miso dressing, then some tortellini with roasted tomatoes and brocolli.Topped it all off with a couple of beers and some wine.I'm hoping the partially healthy diet counteracts the alcohol consumption and doesn't kill me because if the guy in the OP outlives me I'll be pissed.
Never got the dude mentality of being proud that you eat like a total fat ass all the time. I find it cooler that I'll go 8 hours of the day barely eating most days>>210761651Under 2% of Americans eat like that.
>>210763400thanks for the channel rec
>>210761461>>210761479>>210761522>>210761569>>210761596amerisharts are something else...
>>210761907No person should ever shit more than twice a day. Daily is ideal
>>210761461I love baked beans so much.
>>210761941Wtf is that
>>210763727British.
>>210761859She deboned that bastard faster than I could. Looks tasty, would eat. With a double side of puss. Hope she’s doin okay.
>>210762637I unironically agree with MovieBlob here. Doesn't look hard to polish that off at all, #BobMob bros don't back down from a little bit of grub.
>>210763779Poo stew
>>210761984He thought gays were fairy tale forest creatures
>>210762592>fat bastard there you have it.
>>210762457Jap femcel
>>210762457>the bugs swarming all over the random articles of background trash right next to the meal she's cookingBy far the most disgusting thing in the thread, the fat fucks are gross but I just can't wrap my head around how people can live like that.
>>210763876Why ah you gey?
>>210762637holy fuck my gf is making some food but i want mc dicks now FUCKif dubs i go get some afterwards and watch a flick w her
>>210763610>beer and winejust drink hard liquor instead then you will never get fat.
>>210761461The fuck he keep nodding his head for?
>>210762984That plate is -maybe- 1300 kcal, there's no way you don't eat that in a day unless you're mosquito sized.
>>210761461he eats so fast wtf
>>210762022The 280z B&M can is still my go tll snack when ive been drinking
>>210761733Zoomers of fucking fags man
>>210763569Remember when he sharted on camera and didn't cut it?
>>210764494Child abuse. And why in god's name was this thing allowed to reproduce?
>>210764494Jesus fucking christ
>>210764494Fuuuuck not cool
>>210764494Shoot on sight, what the fuck man. That poor little girl is gonna die young because she’s being raised by this “professionally disabled” criminal. I bet the husband is 300+ pounds as well. It’s always the entire hog family. You don’t like to see it.
>>210764895bro she's feeding her sugary donuts and fucking sweet ass sugary juice that fat kid is gonna be 300 lb by the time she's in high school.
>>210764494I can always hear her breathing despite no sound. You just know she proceeded to eat the rest of that entire bag of donuts. Those shitty powdered donuts are such a guilty pleasure of mine but I have resisted buying any for at least two years now.
>>210764916That’s what I’m getting at. She’ll probably have type 2 by freshman at the latest. If her mom had been poor and at least skinny then that’s one less giant complication.
>>210764494>>210765014bro...
>>210764494>>210765014kids never stood a fucking chance
>>210764238Are you so socially inept that you can't understand the gesture? It signifies he is enjoying it. Like "yep, that's good stuff." This is a primal behavior as even monkeys and apes do it it to show satisfaction.
>>210765014>inflaction is affecting EVERYTHING>buy overpriced nuggets and fries from wendy's instead of getting frozen nuggets from a store for a fraction of the price
>>210765014>That feel when still hungry so eat not only the one kid's meal but the entire kid
I want (You)s too
>>210765075Right? You can get 20 nuggets for $5.50 on the McDonald's app right now! But seriously these people probably have rats living in their oven and cockroaches in the microwave.
>>210765014>inflation>eats fucking $15 worth of Wendy'slast time I ate that shit was probably 3 years ago and I quit after a number 1 combo was $12 after taxes.
>>210764494Obliterate all Americans from existence immediately
>>210765110>Least nigger /m/ poster
>>210765110I fucking gagged
>not one Jack postDid he finally die of a stroke caused by salmonella?
>>210761859everything she does is like a euphemism for taking 1000 huge dicks in the ass
>>210765213Jack is old news. We make beef jerky in a hotel room with a pillow case and hair dryer now.
>>210761733>plastic hormonal pollution itself
>>210762457bitches live like this and dont see any issue
>>210761733Holy zest. Also are we finally hitting that 90's nostalgia fashion trend where mullets are fashionable? I'm not looking forward to Joe Dirt 3
>>210765213Jack is too subtle for zoomies
>>210764494>>210765014Notice also, the general malaise and slowness with which she does anything. >throw first plate at the camera like you throw change at someone working a register>cut>literal minutes pass>second plate>cut>The most important step: the fries.One might think: “just upend the fucking thing onto the tray”But no. She has to put her fat black bile grease on every single one, so carefully, so slowly. Before finally realizing she could pour it out. Can’t let go of a single oneTLDR That child is literally consuming probably multiple grams of fat per slop-bite, from momma’s fingies.Literally Sloth in every way.
>>210763160yeah I don't get it. I can eat large amounts of food, more so if I've fasted for a day or two. But I know when to stop because I literally cannot bare to swallow another bite it I'm full. Are these fat fucks puking a lot? Also are they constantly bloated 24/7. What a horrible existence
Does anyone have that webm of nigger family mimicking some gook video of flipping rice cooker upside down, hitting the top of cooker with a spoon, and then revealing the slop inside of it?
>>210765354Fookin' prawns
>>210765390>said the paki
>>210765014Grim... i hope this is just ragebait.
>>210765390This is the type of chick who goes to Thailand for 2 days and thinks she's a hippie.
>>210765420Two obese parents makes me think no
>>210764650like half the posters on this site are referring to creatures like this when they mention their wives and kids
>>210765390Who the fuck can't use chopsticks? This dumb bitch thinks she's a lot more impressive than she is.If I had never used chopsticks before and you handed them to me, I can't imagine it taking more than 30 seconds to intuitively figure out how to use them.
>>210765390NOOOO YOU HAVE TO USE AN INEFFICIENT TOOL TO STUFF FOOD DOWN YOUR GULLET NOOOOO NOT THE FORK AIIIEEEEE
>>210763400if this is bait then you got mebut this guy doesnt eat the food at all
>>210765014I think it's this video where a kid says "I'm hungry" and the fat cunt says YOU ALREADY ATE EARLIER!!!In the tiktok comments she replies to people calling her retardation out and she replies in such a low iq manner.Isn't it amazing that these stupid fucks are 90% of the population and will continue to be. Its become a race.
>>210765014>>210764494Someone put a baby in her? Like... irl?
>>210765390>bites the noodles>cultured
>>210765014it highly triggered me how slow she moves even just taking something out a bag along with the fucking dead dumb face.
>>210763845Where do you think Americans came from?
>>210761598>>210761625>>210763070>>210763150Ah yes…It begins, as it often does, with an accident. A grotesque moment captured. A man devouring with the clumsy elegance of an animal, nodding in a trance. The masses, starved for novelty, bestow upon him a digital crown. He becomes viral, not like a prince, but like a pathogen.Encouraged by invisible numbers, he repeats the ritual. Again. And again. The platform rewards him. Coins. Followers. Dopamine. He quits his job. He tells the world he is now an influencer, as though the word has meaning.But the algorithm is a cruel and ancient god. It demands blood, then forgets. The views dwindle. The man, once king of crumbs and grease, spirals into ever more grotesque mimicry of his original sin, chasing a high that no longer exists.In the end, there is no applause. Only silence, broken by the crackle of a dead ring light. He is left alone. His brain scorched by dopamine. His pockets empty. His legacy a series of chewing sounds echoing into the void.This is not fame. This is a slow algorithmic decay.
>>210765520Most Americans are actually more of Germanic descent. Not that it really matters.
>>210765515>fucking dead dumb faceAbsolutely nothing behind those eyes
>>210765420It is, but you also know the kids are being influenced by their fat parents still and will grow up eating this slop. They never had a chance.
>>210762457average namira worshipper
>>210765532Imagine the microplastics leeching into the food from that pool
>>210761479I'm not against grilled tomatoes, i've just never had a good one. Love raw tomato though
>>210765354I feel like if you were fucked on a desert island this would be great, but I wonder about how you start eading it. Legs first? Looks like a good bit of meat in the base. Or, remove the legs and plate em on a banana leaf or some shit for a later snack, then go about digging into the gruts. It’s not appealing but actually one of the less gross streetslop webms.
>>210765549That's what happens when you smoke so much meth you start staying up for five days in a row begging the shadow people to feed your kids while constantly looking out the window thinking the FBI is about to kick in your door.
>>210761859she's the one with the anal worms that she pushes back into her anus right?
>>210765289Classics are classics.
>>210762457i remember crying so hard while eating my friends special pasta meal she made for me for my birthday and i still have a quantity of it in my freezer because i dont want to finish it and have nothing left and its been two years.Also this thread came just in time because ive been fasting for 4 days now, hoping to beat my old 5 day record by reaching 7 days. That feeling of fasting feels like a drug in itself after a certain point and it becomes like an anti anxiety thing, its great.
>>210765014This is why zoomers aren't dating, because it's either this or some OF whore
>>210765110>the eyepatch>the disgusted wifeSOVL
>>210765617No that's Melody Marks
>>210765622Jesus, Jack. Just put it up your ass after soaking it in a tampon like a normal person.
>>210765623Elaborate. Do you not want to eat the pasta because it was foul, or because you're a weird sentimental goober?
>>210765666It very that tomato looks perfectly viable and does not deserve this.
>>210765110kinda h...hot
>>210765679>It veryI druk it bros. Oy vey
>>210765666Cute lil pp
>>210765629>disgusted wifeAnon, she's black. That's just her face.
>>210765532fat fucking hoe, you can tell the food is 100% pleasure for her, she orgasms when she eats that first chip
>>210765623why you not eating pham
>>210765743this looks good as hell, I'm gonna be hungry
>>210761859It's good to see that women still have traditional values in 2025
i wish i wasn't an alcohol so i could go back to gorging on food
>>210761461Why do britniggers eat cold baked beans for breakfast? I mean, I like baked beans too, but for breakfast?
>>210765213My gf would get legitmelty mad when I would watch jack videos, she said it wasn't nice to make fun of him
Yum yum!
What gets me about this fucker aside from the sheer volume of garbage he shoves in his fat hole is how he doesn't even pause to chew or swallow each bite. He just shovels it in there one bite after another like his life depends on it. It's a miracle he doesn't choke.
>>210765662>>210765748He's obviously friendzoned hence the not wanting to have nothing left. Probably the only person of the opposite sex who gives him even a sliver of attention aside from his mom. I hope she goes over there one day and jokingly looks in his freezer only to discover he has hordes her pasta for TWO YEARS. Surely that will make her fuck him.
>>210765783The Blitz forced them to adopt wartime rationing and live in fucking subway tunnels and eat beans and shit.
>>210765739She was absolutely not down for that shit, lol. Wouldn’t even go for the champagnekwab
>>210765766It's better this way bro. We get to die even sooner than the diabetes fags and hopefully it will be through cardiac arrest from withdrawal.
>>210765390It's like being good at eating cereal.
>>210765802The fuck? Garloids are hiding spaghetti inside them?
>>210765802Freshly caught garloids!
>>210761733GAPING BUSSYGET TOPPED GET TOPPEDGET TOPPED GET TOPPED GET TOPPED GET TOPPED GET TOPPED TOPPED
>>210765252pretty much the case with any porn star/known whore
>>210762457I knew a girl who lived like this. She was a petite Asian girl who played mtg with friends. I had an inkling of what she was when I noticed she was eating cup noodles out of the same disposable cup every time. I saw the plastic on the outside of the label was degrading and when I flicked it, it peeled away to reveal the entire cup, which has the consistency of wet paper towel, was almost entirely converted to mould. The rest fell into place after she'd stayed at my place for a long weekend and I asked for a quickie when I dropped her back home. I saw her flat was packed with boxes and smelled like glue, but she ran some dropshipping business, so I paid it no mind until I was fucking her up on her bedroom dresser and saw one of the boxes had insects crawling on it. I came, and as she was cleaning herself up, I opened one up to realise they were boxes of refuse and dirty plates. Her entire place was filled with neatly stacked boxes of waste and she just lived around them. The reason we couldn't fuck on her bed was there was only enough space for her 5'1 frame to curl up next to them at night. I had to choke back bile as I had this sudden realisation that she'd made me food before, and until recently, all that waste had been strewn around her house in giant piles with insects and mould everywhere.
