Arthouse and ClassicsWatcher edition>Question of the DayWhat's your all time favorite cinema experience?Previous: >>213928068
Evening Gadonbros. Evening Fixbros.
Always be pimpin.
>>213951097When is Flint dropping lil bro?
>>213951123We dont know yet. Filming completed last month. I'd say probably next summer.
>>213951111quads of ABP
>>213951028-Watching Suspiria on 35mm for free, twice-Watching Depeche Mode - The Videos 86-98, Alice in Wonderland, The Wizard of Oz, some Alice Comedies and some Fleischer cartoons on acid-Watching Un chien andalou on OG 16mm for free-Talking to a qt I met on a political documentary free screening. Eating some pumpkin soup with coffee at a café after screening. BDSM after eating.The list goes on...
What are some films like The Swimmer?
I ended up watching Catherine Breillat's Last Summer last night, a remake of the Danish flick Queen of Hearts (2019). Apparently Kim Gordon also did the music which was neat (shout out to Charlottebro). Irene Jacob's son plays a 17 year old who begins dicking down his 50 year old stepmom for one reason or another and things get predictably complicated/sexy.There's a whole post I could write about the hypocrisy of Lea Drucker's character and how retarded the stepson was, but I'll end it here at the risk of spoilers. Decent film if you aren't bothered by the subject matter.
>>213951380Similar to it how? It's quite singular.
>>213951380The SwimmerCockfighter
>>213951028>What's your all time favorite cinema experience?- Seeing the 30th anniversary re-release of Bram Stoker's Dracula with my father who saw it that very same day on release- Seeing Boy and the Heron's packed preview release at the theater I used to go to as a kid right after I broke up with my GF at the time (I wanted to see it with her as a date but she dumped me earlier)- My Dad taking me to see BR: 2049 in theaters- Seeing Nausicaa's 40th anniversary release in May 2024 with a close friend of mine in MN (it was the last time I ever saw him or any of my close MN friends, I intend on getting a place with him when I move back in a year and a half)- seeing The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari at an old aetheticist theater with a live string quartet
>>213951410Cognitive dissonance joints. Where the person is having a crisis but the cinematic veneer presents like everyone is normal and OK because you only see that person’s perspective until it starts to fall away to the truth. It reminded me a lot of Mad Men which was probably inspired by it on some level.
>>213951028>Question of the DayProbably Rashomon on 35mm.
>>213951478
>>213951028>Question of the Day>What's your all time favorite cinema experience?I talked about this before here but being in high school in 2010 and going out for a solo midnight screening of 2001 at the cinemas downtown where they straight up played the Blu-ray Disc of the film, but didn’t matter because it was the entire experience that I realized was important for movie watching. Not just the movie itself.
>>213951028Chantal in the OP, hell yeah.
>>213951259Are you so Poor and destitute for cash the free aspect is that important jfs nigga I don’t mind paying $$ to see a film print.
>>213951259>Talking to a qt I met on a political documentary free screening. Eating some pumpkin soup with coffee at a café after screeningComfy.
>>213951391>bothered by the subject matter.>botheredI'm hard just reading your post.
>>213951380The Trouble with Harry is the same type of film and makes for a good double feature where you watch Swimmer then Harry and pretend Burt Lancaster soocided
Chantal GOYa
>>213951478Blow UpThe King of Comedythe list goes on
>>213951028>QODWhacking off to completion in the theatre to Penélope Cruz in Volver in 2006. I was either 12 or 13, and my grandma was sitting two seats away from me, but it was done over the pants and the theatre was dark so she didn't notice it.
This is relentlessly slow
>>213952238You are the same age as me and have the same shocking masturbation habits I had (jerking off in front of family members) the only difference is in film choice. But still. Maybe you had to grow up in the 90s to get it.
>>213951608>>213952112>>213952135I vill vatch zeez joints. Danke schön.
>>213952302Honestly start with the Trouble with Harry as it is actually similar to the Swimmer. Blow up, king of comedy, and scanners do not match the vibe at all.
>>213952074Actually, yes, I . My money income used to be completely unstable and variable.I've got a stable money source going for a few years now, but I still try my best to get everything I can for free because of the habit. There is no point in wasting money on stupid shit just because. Nigga, I buy 90% of my clothes used (they always look sicker than the new shit btw).
>>213952281Yeah, when i was that age and i thought i could get away with it i would just let the urge take me.
>>213951259You and I would be friends :)
>>213952238lil bro deranged>>213952369Seriously doubt it.
>>213952360>XLKylebros….
>>213952360>I still try my best to get everything I can for free because of the habit. There is no point in wasting money on stupid shit just because. Nigga, I buy 90% of my clothes usedBased as fuck. Also, one of the greatest pleasures in life is eating good food for free.
>>213952369That's costaricanon, dude.>>213952390>derangedNo chance in hell you weren't doing even worse shit at that age.
>>213952397Ain't no way you're 5'10 plus and wearing L. We average height boys are THICK!
>>213951259I thought this was ‘Perbro but then ‘Perbro replied to you. Nigga who are you?
>>213952434Sexually speaking, I was normal. Lil bro started getting into weird shit at 14. I already knew I liked to see women in pain since I was 7, though.
>>213952390Keep telling yourself that.>>213952434I had a hunch it was but I didn't even care. I judged him based strictly on his taste in that post rather than his immense faggotry.>>213952397XLchads stay roomy.
>>213952552>immense faggotry.Says the man that's always sucking his harem of 'bros ;)
>>213952571Look I know you've never had a friend in your entire life, online or in person, but please don't put that on me.
>>213952646lol, if you only knew I'm friends with your mom. Big milf hours rn at your house
You're all fat.
>>213952904Yes, but not on the stomach.
>>213952571>harem of bros>haremofbros>harembroOH NO I SAID TOO MUCH… I HAVEN’T SAID ENOUGH
>he thinks he knows my mom
>>213952940Bitch is fat, just like I like 'em.
My suffering goes unknownWhat once was life you ingest
>>213952369For my part I'm just about to rebel against our resident Rabbi Loew.
>>213953028Lil bro with the Coconut Head cut from Ned's Survival Guide. Kill his barber.
>>213952940Kek.>>213953071Top kek.
>>213952904Fat booty
>>213952105In that case, you should check it out. You'll get the same thing out of it as I did.
>>213952940Holy fvck, Harperfag confirmed son of Sarah Gadon!? Lmao, wut?
>>213952940I found you.
>>213953247I'm not sure if I ever mentioned it here but my mom DOES share the same last name as a famous classic-era actress occasionally brought up so did I ever lie?>>213953108You know, it's really funny you say that.
I’m watching a film right now that I think I saw a few years ago but I can’t remember because I don’t log shit down. It looks familiar but for the life of me don’t remember watching this. Fuck ?49 bro
You guys don't even watch films.
Bless ?49 bro
>>213953447?49 = Bro on the phone symbol part of the keyboard it was. Typo but didn’t feel like deleting
>>213953446Sorry, I've been meaning to watch a film for two hours now but /film/ is just so fun. I'm done shooting the shit
>>213953446I’m tripping the ruck out nigg and because I recognize character names and certain scenes but like I must’ve see. Like a 1.4gb yify file vs the bd remux im watching now cuz I can’t just remember this shit for the life of me
>>213953518?-/3:
>>213953566Start of schizophrenia symptoms. Over before it started.
:3 :D :P
>>213953580The fuck you say to me
Sean Connery sucking Cage's cock in a desert island.
Suck Cockery
Mid ahh bond Mogged by dalton and laden by
>>213951028Got a bunch of mainstream choices, sorry/not sorry.>Studio Ghibli retrospectiveI know some snobs are gonna >anime me, but as an old fag one of my fondest memories is discovering the films of Studio Ghibli during a retrospective in London in 99, back when they were still an obscure Japanese curio. I remember watching four films in one day and my bum being kinda numb by the end of the day because I'd been sitting down so long and the seats weren't super comfortable. But it was a fantastic experience seeing all their films up to that point on the big screen. I wasn't big on Totoro but the reactions of the Japanese kids watching the film with their parents at the screening was amazing, they way they "ooooo!" and "waaaah!" -ed as the nekobus came onto the screen. 25 years later, I still remember it.>The MatrixHonestly, blew my mind as a kid. I desperately needed to go to the toilet for the last 20/30 minutes but I was so into the action I sat there holding it and trying not to wet myself.>Inception Great flick and the "WTF! Noooo!" that went up at the end when the film cuts to credits as the spinner goes round was a reaction I've never seen since at a public screening. Great stuff.>ManhattanWatched this on a grey, drizzly Sunday at the ICA and it was great. A perfect film for that mood. It was my first Woody Allen movie and gave me the wrong impression that most of his movies would be this funny.>The ExorcistOne of those experiences you can only have as a kid, getting excited about scary movies. I remember this one having a special frisson of excitement because it got a cinema release in the UK for the first time after the "video nasties" era. So not only did it have a reputation as one of the best horror films, but it was back after being banned/restricted, which naturally made it even more exciting.
>>213953774I agree totoro sucks most overrated ghibli shitWhy do the trannies like it so much
>>213953774As a bonus, worst experience:>The Blair Witch Project Watching this from the second row of a packed cinema was fucking awful. Craning my neck up, watching the constantly juddering camerawork from 10-feet away on the huge screen gave me a tremendous headache and put me off found-footage horror films for life
>>213953799I like it, would you mind me putting my Connery in your Sean?
>>213953774>The MatrixGreat propaganda. Didn't realize how anti-white it was.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFTmiAx7R48
>>213953816Movie sucks ass anyway. Watched it as a kid and gaslighted myself into thinking it was great till I rewatched as an adult and found it was ass all along.
>>213953842They should make meth illegal
>>213953931Oooohhhhh is it illegalOhhhhhoooohhhh it feels illegal
>>213953942Imagine her saying "Master, do whatever you want with me". Illegal.
I bond burgahed ya shishta
I secretly buggered your sister last night
Itsh not a shin to shuck a noice cock, when yer woife refuses to give you any pushy after ye’ve given her a jolly good shlap… the bushy is toighter anywaysh.
I have an effort post (hoorayyyy)Rewatched Teshigahara's The Man Without a Map earlier. I was happy to get the Bluray remux that was only on KG. My experience was much different than the 1gb dvdrip file I saw in 2020. I think this film is actually a major work from Teshigahara and on the same level as Woman in the Dunes, (and possibly even greater than The Face of Another). This one is more of a vibes focused movie compared to the narrative driven films starting with Pitfall. The little plot it had was very coy and elusive. The previous copy I had I now realize was written with horribly translated and subtitles that had zero nuance. At least now the themes were much more clear thanks to whoever did the new subs. I strongly urge Teshigahra fans to seek this one out. The theme is getting lost in mystery. A simple mystery with very little stakes that spirals into further chaos and an existential crisis. The film felt like a landscape for the mind. The protagonist getting absorbed in the urban city landscape (similar to how landscapes are used in Woman in the Dunes and Pitfall). Loved this film. Will rewatch it again soon probably
One of the greatest triumphs of 21st century cinema.
>>213954286RAre post of some value.
>>213953799>totoro sucks Cringe opinion but I understand it comparing it to the rest of their filmography, it's a middling entry.>most overratedThat would easily be Spirited Away, arguably the most overrated film ever made.
>>213955420Nah, hell nah. Spirited Away is their best.
>>213955508>Spirited Away is their best.It would be if they didn't derail the highly immersive world and plot of Chihiro every ten minutes to focus on some random bishonen faggot and then rush to the conclusion.For Ghibli, my favs will always be between Grave Of The Fireflies, Wind Rises, and Only Yesterday. For Miyazaki, outside of Wind Rises it's a three way tie between Nausicaa, Mononoke, and Castle In The Sky imo.
>>213955625Spirited Away is deep, Zoom Zoom.
You niggas at ballet class?
>>213951380Man of Flowers - you can watch it on rarefilm Secret Ceremony - A+ aesthetics The Adjuster - best Lynch film he never made3 Women ImagesMosquito CoastFalling DownWhat the Peeper SawShark Hunter - Italian cheese Islands in the StreamThe Spy Who Came in From the Cold The Horse's Mouth - A+
What are you fags watching tonight
>>213956231I'm watching some comfy trve crime stories, lil bro.
>>213956458You gonna start a podcast next you normie ass bitch?
>>213956457i was reading the rings of saturn which was excellent at start but by the 200th page i had to look up the author and learned he was a neo marxist so i dropped it, thanks osgood perkins for recommending commie slop, now i wonder about the """title""""
>>213956457We're watching North Of Normal
>>213956517Yes.
>>213956531triggered snowflake kek
>>213956517Nah, I like the investigative fellas the most, though I'm watching a podcast, yes. The state is corrupt as fuck, guys!
ate too muchfeeling bloated
>>213956613lil bro afraid of a book
>>213956531>>213956582This general should be renamed /virgin/
>>213956664Cuck
I might as well log north of normal on the boxd because i've seen most of it in clip form by this point
I just know there are nighas in this general who compulsively goon to trannyporn then get suicidal depression and come back to 4chan to shitpost about trannies all day long.
>>213956517Yes, the long overdue /film/ podcast.
>>213956734You definitely should friend.
lecchi bros?
>>213956816>2 hours of some nasally voiced fuck waxing about ching chong moviesI'll pass
>>213956881>2 hours of effortpostWhere do I sign in
>>213951028Maybe not /film/ approved but on God seeing Cemetery of Splendour and then Memorial back-to-back was revelatory. If you haven't seen his films in theatres you might miss his impeccable sound design.I have fond memories of seeing the more /film/-approved Harry Potter 7.2 at the midnight world premiere.35mm print of Salo sitting next to flatulant stranger Brakhage's Dog Star Man was predictably stunning.Mamma Mia with my Mom was unsurpassable tho
>>213957621Based Salo enjoyer.
>>213952051Wrong Chantal
>>213957796>Based stranger farts enjoyerFTFY
So she was a pedophile, right?
>>213956859Well, /film/? What will you rec to the queen?
>>213955625>my favs will always be between Grave Of The Fireflies, Wind Rises, and Only Yesterday.Thanks for letting us know, Zoom Zoom, that you have awful taste.
>>213957621>Mamma Mia with my Mom was unsurpassable thoLudo kino.
>>213955751>Spirited Away is deepIt could be if it didn't turn into the Haku movie a third of the way through. I don't fucking give a shit about that character and he isn't relevant at all to anything that happens in the film. It'd be worthy of its status as one of the all-time best if it simply zeroed in on Chihiro and her day by day experience there in that absurdist society and world, i.e Kazohinia or Kin-dza-dza.>>213958023>that you have awful taste.Alright then, what does /film/ enjoy when it comes to Ghibli?
kino
>>213956457I watched Hitchcocks Topaz. The best part is when the woman in purple gets shot in the pussy
>>213958675Would say I consider top tier Ghibli to be, in no particular order:Whisper of the HeartPrincess MononokeSpiried AwayPorco RossoAnd if I had to pick a non-classic one, From Up on Poppy Hill.
Damn they've taken all the Wiseman's off archive. OK here I come
>>213958675Haku is deep, Zoom Zoom. I kinda cried when he was left behind.
>>213959049Zabuza was cooler
>>213954286>This one is more of a vibes focused movie compared to the narrative driven filmsAnd it's actually the worse for it, a labyrinth you lose interest in at some point. At least for me. I should say though that i watched years ago with those subs you alluded to. Have you seen the later, historical/folk Teshigaharas?
>>213958849>Whisper of the HeartBased, I rank it alongside Nausicaa/Mononoke/Laputa. It's pure, timeless, innocent neo-Capra kino I put in the same category as October Sky or The Straight Story. Much like Porco Rosso, I think it warrants attention for being some of the only Ghibli that wears American influences on its sleeves.>MononokeA certified hood classic that nobody can deny, it's the Japanese Braveheart without any of the historicity concerns that keep Braveheart from soaring as a film>Porco RossoI really do love it though I think it lacks the depth or incredible visuals needed to really put it on the level of something like Whisper or Mononoke. I always saw it as being a sort of parody of Ernest Hemingway, because the dialogue and characterizations reminded me a lot of Hemingway's stories about Italy and Spain. I put it in the same category as Kiki's or Totoro's, though I do think it deserves some recognition for being one of Miyazaki and Ghibli's few male-oriented titles.Also, fuck European commies/trannies for appropriating this film to the point of outright misrepresentation. It's not a remotely leftist film, it's more of a weirdly libertarian or Ayn Rand-type rugged individualist narrative. >From Up on Poppy HillDefinitely a more interesting film than their usual flair, I just think they should have delved a little more into the politics of the time because 1960s Japanese leftism was wild even by the standards of the time.For me, it's Ocean Waves when it comes to their most obscure movies. It's one of the best and most prescient films ever made about young male loneliness imo, as well as the madness of young women.>>213959049>Haku is deep, Zoom ZoomHow so? There's nothing really emotionally or thematically relevant about him imo, he just takes up space and time that'd much better be suited to Chihiro's predicament and fleshing out the crazy setting and characters she interacts with.
>>213953389I think you secretely want to get doxxed.
>>213953774>>213955625Whisper of the Heart for me. Take me home, country roaaads
>>213959286The old rip of the film is garbage. Nearly unwatchable in comparison. I haven’t seen the historical teshigaharas. How are they?
>>213957803Not for me.
STIZZY
>>213959330I've only seen one of them, many many years ago, don't even remember the title, but it was vastly different than his famous work, the big pause in his career really changed his style. And, alright, i'll give Man Without a Map a second chance.I do think it's pretty based he quit cinema to run his dad's ikebana school.
>>213958849>>213959291Based Whisper of the Heart bros, haven't seen these posts when i posted >>213959315
>>213959341What is this expression meant to convey?
>>213959434She wants to suck your cock, anon.
>>213959434F I N
>>213952940She was so fucking hot in Re-Animator.>>213959434She wants your cock (penis) in her mouth. Sloppy oral sex. Whether she swallows or not is a different talk.
>>213959315I've got a fun story about Whisper Of The Heart for you guys.Last year, I made a serious attempt to join the French Foreign Legion. I spent over a year physically preparing for it, learning as much French as I could (I even visited Montreal for a week before Christmas to immerse myself in it), and I spent a ton of time with my family while I was also getting my degree. I also decided to basically watch almost every single movie I could think of from 2023-24, constantly going to theaters and watching it on streaming/pirating. Ghibli was something I especially revisited because Ghiblifest in 2023/4 had their best rosters of movies, and I grew up on a lot of their films but hadn't seen them since I was a kid. So I watched nearly all of them in that time, starting with Wind Rises in anticipation for Boy and the Heron (I loved it immensely, WR is my favorite Miyazaki and one of my all-time favorite films period, one of the handful of kinos to move me to tears). I rewatched Spirited Away and introduced it to my little brother on a steamy summer night when I babysat him; we had stuffed crust pizza and strawberry ramune with mochi for dessert (it's a memory of his I know he'll never forget, much like when I saw it the first time as a kid on a rainy day eating oriental ramen because my family were poorfags), Nausicaa I saw for the 40th anniversary with my normie friend (it was the last time I saw him or any of my friends back home), and Laputa was the last movie I saw in theaters before I left Minnesota for AZ (incredible experience, truly sui generis film with no parallels).But anyway, Whisper of the Heart was elusive. At first, I tried to watch it at my Grandpa's cabin after watching getting hammered and Totoro and PR the two nights before and right after watching Only Yesterday at the drunkest I'd ever been, but I passed out two minutes in because the song serended me to sleep. 1/2
Umaru demands you stop talking about anime
>>2139596002/2Then I watched it in AZ the night before I left for France and a night after watching Beau Travail, but the internet was fucked and I only watched about a third of it (it's the part where she gets to the antique store and the oldfag tells her about the cat baron and the clock). I spent an hour fucking with the internet and got nowhere, so I just went to bed and left for France in the morning.I didn't finish it until I got back from France and I was dealing with really serious, potentially life-threatening medical stuff that made me enfeebled and houseridden for a month getting back. I finished the movie, and found its message about the nature of youth and inexperience to be really motivating and perfect for what I'd just been through. I related a lot to the central story surrounding the kid going to Cremona to study being a Luthier and getting booted out after a couple of weeks, it was the perfect film for the literal shitstorm I was in, and felt like the perfect encapsulation of that phase of my life.
>>213959558>She wants your cock (penis)My what?
>>213959432Imagine where Ghibli would be today if Kondo had a stronger heart, they'd probably be seriously challenging Disney.
>>213959709Alright, alright. My Ghibli blogposting has reached it's monthly requirement.I tihnk my next /film/ kino is going to be something French.
>>213959851watch Max Ophüls
Goddamn fucking camel jockey I swear
>>213959936>Goddamn fucking camel jockey I swear
>>213959600>>213959763You're alright zoom zoom.>>213959821Yeah, apparently Miyazaki had big plans for him.
Fallen Angels (1st DVD) original color grade (RARE)https://gofile.io/d/Rf9Tgn
What’s with all these Twitter niggers having melty melts
>>213960114also includes original mono track
>>213960133>artfags are drama queenswhoa
>>213960133This retard doesn’t even share good files. Barbie faggot is one of those 1gb google drive niggas
>twitter drama
>>213960114Ah fuck thank you so much for this
>>213957917/film/ are a bunch of sissies who don't want to get their boxd exposed.
>>213960114I'm beginning to realise I don't mind DVD rips at all. 576p may be all you need after all.
>>213960596As long as it’s a lossless rip of the DVD then it’s fine. But DVD scans vary a lot.
Also I saw fallen angels in theater in the 90s the DVD is a scan of the 35mm negative you can tell by the end credits are the original blue with a hard translation
>>213951028Jean Cocteau sodomized 15 years old Jean-Pierre Leaud in the sweltering September of 1959.
>>213958675I agree that it should have focused entirely on Chihiro but its still the best children's movie ever made in my opinion. I was lucky to catch it on TV when I was 8 or 9, you have to watch it as a child for it to really hit. Picrel is my second favourite.
>>213960620DVD remuxes are pointlessly heavy. You can make a sub 2gb transparent encode just fine.
>Also I saw fallen angels in theater in the 90sGoddamn yall niggas old
This was like a more nuanced and ultimately better version of The Ascent.
>>213961025Huh, I was just thinking of watching this one.
>>213960664OCNs were rarely accessed for old releases due to both being very delicate and requiring a lot of work to restore the original colorthey would mostly use already color-timed IPs
>>213960982How old are you, Spikefag? Are you a Zoomie like me?>>213960883>still the best children's movie ever made in my opinionI think it depends on the type of kid you are and wehre you're from.For example, I grew up in a tight family I loved and always did stuff outdoors with them growing up in the Minnesota; so I loved Arrietty, Totoro, and Ponyo for really capturing the essence of what I felt like were places, stories, and themes that spoke to me. I also loved old Disney, especially Bambi, Robin Hood, The Jungle Book, and Peter Pan for having those outdoors adventure elements as well. I think Spirited Away on the other hand is something that people from more broken/distant families can relate to, as well as kids that are more sheltered. I will say though, I really related to it and understood that film on a deeper level when I went to France and was at the FFL base in Aubagne. The architecture was eclectic and colorful, the people were from everywhere and had all sorts of bizarre mannerisms and behaviors foreign to me (I had never met people from Nepal, Madagascar, Belarus, Japan, the Central African Republic, Argentina, The Netherlands, or Serbia until I went there), the officers were all sorts of wild and colorful characters from around the globe with different shapes and sizes, and you had to do different types of elaborate menial bitch work all around (such as bucket brigading watering all the plants every night under the watchful eye of a crazed, elderly, heavily accented Taiwanese gardener that wears only a boonie hat and a flight suit who curses in a mix of mispronounced Spanish and creative racial slurs).I will say though, I would have LOVED Castle In The Sky more than anything if I had watched it as a kid. I was actually feeling a weird form of jealousy leaving the theater, bothered that Japanese gen-Xers and Milennials grew up with it while everyone else around the world missed out.
spirited away is and always was worst ghibli
Write a diary nigga
>>213960596Based.
>>213961323Yeah, Zoom Zoom is alright but he sure loves talking in detail about his life and mentioning Minnesota.
Not a single Ghibli film is good. Everything is so hokey and overly sentimental. The style and aesthetic look ugly as hell, I swear to god you people have no taste. What i hate the most is the terrible voice acting. Jesus Christ, it's so overly theatrical and annoying. All of Ghibli is pure trash
>>213951111Should I watch Sonatine or Hana-bi for my next Kinotano flick ?
>>21395255270s-80s Sally Field was so hot bros
>>213961557Hana-bi.
>>213961555/film/ is an autist daycare general, and>Everything is so hokey and overly sentimentalis perfect autism fodder
>>213961581Still is.
>>213961581For me, it's Stay Hungry.
>>213961688man that movie was all nipple bro
>>213961555>these children's movies don't appeal to me!Also old Disney was way more saccharine and annoying than anything Ghibli have made.
>>213961872hilarious how you ghiblifags only retort is always "well [random shit that nobody else brought up is ALSO for kids!!!" like yeah??? disneyslop is for kids and so is ghiblislop.
>>213961888trips confirm
>>213961888Umm well Ghibli may be for kids, but Paw Patrol is for even younger kids, and I bet you love Paw Patrol, so fuck off!
>>213961888So... children's movies are for children? Riveting observation pal. What's the point you are making?
>>213961933That not a single Ghibli film is good. Everything is so hokey and overly sentimental. The style and aesthetic look ugly as hell, I swear to god you people have no taste. What i hate the most is the terrible voice acting. Jesus Christ, it's so overly theatrical and annoying. All of Ghibli is pure trash>ot a single Ghibli film is good. Everything is so hokey and overly sentimental. The style and aesthetic look ugly as hell, I swear to god you people have no taste. What i hate the most is the terrible voice acting. Jesus Christ, it's so overly theatrical and annoying. All of Ghibli is pure trash
Good night /film/.
>>213962018>*throws a bucket of cold water on you*WAKE UP NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG*WAKIE WAKIE!
seanpony wake
>>213962823nooo
>>213962960I fucking love the scenery of Mt. Edna. The way the sword duel was filmed was also kino
>>213962960Chaotic evil post.
>>213962960She was actually so pretty in this. I get why Godard (almost) did it.
>>213961555Not a fan of Ghibli but you're being excessively contrarian. I can respect someone not liking Ghibli, but technically and aesthetically it has something going for it. Your subjective opinions defy some objective facts.
Not a single Teletubbies episode is good. Everything is so hokey and overly sentimental. The style and aesthetic look ugly as hell, I swear to god you people have no taste. What i hate the most is the sun baby. Jesus Christ, it's so overly theatrical and annoying. All of Teletubbies is pure trash
Not a single Thomas & Friends film is good. Everything is so hokey and overly sentimental. The style and aesthetic look ugly as hell, I swear to god you people have no taste. What i hate the most is the fucking red helicopter. Jesus Christ, it's so overly theatrical and annoying. All of Thomas & Friends is pure trash
Not a single Rugrats film is good. Everything is so hokey and overly sentimental. The style and aesthetic look ugly as hell, I swear to god you people have no taste. What i hate the most is the depressed dad. Jesus Christ, it's so overly theatrical and annoying. All of Rugrats is pure trash
>>213963015shes no chantal GOYa
nice meltie tranime bro
Morning Fixbros
>>213963702Morning
I'm 20 minutes in and and what the FUCK am I watching
>>213963851A darkly sexy beast of a film, it says right there.
>>213963702Kek.
I just can't see this as a succesful film.what's the point of the love triangles? this would be a better film if there was less characters and thus less detour-plotlines. Why should I care about Edwige and Alberte's drama with Charles? they just seem like irrelevant detoursFemme douce, Four nights and L'argent are all more dense, patient and better.
>plotlinespost discarded
All Bresson films would be better if they didn't exist and he applied his autism to collecting model trains or something
>>213964632i get you anon, plotlines are exactly why this film is to be discarded too :)
>>213964648His films justify their existence on the earth more than you do.
Just watched High Plains Drifter. I wasn't too sure about it while I was watching it, but by the end it turns out kino. Lots to unpack.
>>213964904My favorite from Clint as a director. Should be considered a New Hollywood film imo.
Who knew watching a girl trying to cook a Turkey could be so stressful .
RIP Bruce LeeRIP Yusaku Matsuda
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>>213965252Matsuda is cool , he's sort of reminds of Elliot Gould on how non chalant he is in his flicks .
We're all non chalant here.
>>213961581>>213961645True. She still looks great for someone pushing 80.
>>213966085I'm chalant around girls sometimes.
>>213952465This post has me feeling mirthful, ngl
>>213963851>what the FUCK am I watchingMusical kino. Wait until you reach the "Screw Maximilian" scene; it's satisfying watching this snooty slut get taken down a peg after the way she treats everyone.
>>213961380>he sure loves talking in detail about his life and mentioning Minnesota.That's because it's the context for why I love those particular films
>>213963413>>213963450>>213963450Weebnigger big mad it seems
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>>213960133idk why tf are you even on shitter? ever ask yourself that?
>>213968670Do you not realize how great it is as a resource for cinephiles? What are you fucking stupid or something?
>>213965252>t. Paladin of Trvth
>>213968762>how great it is as a resource for cinephileslol
>>213968847Imagine being this retarded
>>213968898I'll leave being retarded to (You).
>>213968762lmfao
>>213963851Cabaret.
>>213963626Based.
>>213964782Sent that freak into orbit past Jupiter
>>213969133>pinballcareful now
>>213964603Love triangles and allat. Symptoms of a world without values.
>>213969224Been a while since the thread's been tilted.
>>213969224>>213969281Hmm…>Leni thread>Chantal thread>another Leni thread>another Chantal threadThere's only one way to follow this up.
>>213969668>There's only one way to follow this up.Lenny thread?https://youtu.be/Jo-wu2okc2M
Bad thread is bad. See you all tomorrow.
>>213969829wont be better then, farewell
>>213969668Be here in 60 posts.
Fuck niggas just came into the thread. Kill yourselves, you know who.>>213961555You're tryin' too hard to be different.>>213961557Sonatine.
The three muses of /film/
>>213951380>What are some films like The Swimmer?I found The Surfer to interestingly be somewhat similar, though it focuses on a smaller location and tighter cast.
bazongeuse of /film/
>>213970591Forgot one.
>>213971267Absolute kino, Milius turns a few surfer dudes in California into a greek epic.
i was about to fart but had to clench the meat ring because it was a traitorous flatulence, harbinger of a turd. never relax.
>>213971416>harbinger of a turd. never relaxI sharted the other day getting out of my car.Luckily I was in front of my house coming back from working out, but the second I got out and stoof up I farted and shit sprayed all over my nethers. I had to go in and clean up immediately, it was disgusting.
>>213969758>Bob Fosse>Nico's Chelsea GirlThat's actually a great choice and I'd hold off on making a new thread if you or someone else did this. There's no way to trust anyone here though.>>213971184She cute.
>>213971127Magnificent.
>>213970591Looks like Michael on the right>>213971127She's so hot
>>213971127>>213971953What's her best film as director?Which film did she look the hottest in?
I should get into the adult diaper biz.
>>213972503Haven't seen enough to give a definitive answer Her 5 second appearance in Last Tango in Paris
>In a 2018 podcast interview, Breillat made controversial remarks on Asia Argento, who had starred in her 2007 film The Last Mistress, saying that she didn't believe her accusations of sexual assault against Harvey Weinstein and calling Argento a "servile" and promiscuous woman who engaged in "semi-prostitution". Breillat also said that she didn't approve of the #MeToo movement Argento had participated in, and that Weinstein's downfall was a "loss" for the European film industry. Argento responded by calling Breillat "the most sadistic and downright evil director [she had] ever worked with".[18]
>>213972704Why does the European film industry love Jewish rapists so much bros. Allen, Polanski, Weinstein...
>>213972825They have taste and are based and redpilled.
>>213972667>BertolucciWe all know what happened with that butter… I can't help but think of Bellucci in Irreversible whenever that film gets brought up.>>213972704I read this a couple days ago lol her dad helped create a demon.>Breillat also said that Weinstein's downfall was a "loss" for the European film industry.Did she ever elaborate on that? I'm curious what she meant.
>>213972592You really should, you'd make a killing with how rapidly the population is aging combined with the fact that anal sex is at an all-time high. It's a bull market if you have an angle.
>>213973112Bobby D is/was a handsome guy but he looked disturbing in that film
>>213973259Good points.Anal sucks; I don't want no poop on my dingaling.
>>213972704>In August 2024, actress Caroline Ducey, in an interview with the magazine Le Nouvel Obs, accused Breillat of directing male actors to perform unsimulated sex acts upon her against her will during the filming of Romance.[19] Ducey published a memoir, La Prédation (nom féminin) ["Predation: Feminine Noun"] in which she detailed her allegations.[20] According to Ducey, Breillat demanded that her co-star François Berléand penetrate her digitally on camera, which Berléand refused to do. Ducey stated that actor Reza Habouhossein performed oral sex on her at Breillat's command.[21] In an earlier investigation by IndieWire, Ducey had told the journalist that she was able to prevent the actor from penetrating her.[22]Pedo Rapists defend pedo rapists. (This is how I know Asia is innocent of roiping that boy because Breillat would become an ardent defender of her like other members of the rapist pedo club).
>>213951028just marathoned oslo 31 august. the part at the end where they party and go around the city at night hit me in the feels.https://youtu.be/GLNmpkuAEr8?feature=shared
>>213971355Sucks that he's dealing with cancer right now . Poor guy hasn't had a good break since the 90s .
>>213973426>Anal sucksSomething I find interesting about anal is that it seems like far more people are into receiving rather than giving, and givers are largly neutral towards it in contrast. People that fantasize about giving anal are usually those who have never done it and don't know what it's like or how laborious it is, because if they did they'd know vaginal or oral sex is far, far better in terms of both feeling and intuitiveness (also smell, because even when a colon is clean it has that smell to it).
>>213973918I agree, but receiving is also terrible imo. I've played with putting my little finger in and even that is uncomfortable af, even though the orgasms can be really good. I unironically think you'd have to be a masochist to really enjoy receiving anal.
>>213953799I'm a tranny and my favourite is Porco Rosso
>>213974087YNBART. If you were legit about it you'd say Whisper of the Heart
>>213964603the ending is funny
>>213972825Woody is unironically innocent
>>213974221Letter to Jeffrey Epstein is sus af. Grooming a 7 year old child into marrying him is turbo sus
>>213974262The letter is extremely funny. It's him complaining about the food and calling Epstein a weirdo.He didn't groom anyone. They only got close when she was an adult. You could say Manhattan is sus and then I'd have no counterargument, but he, legally speaking, hasn't done anything wrong.
>>213974087>tranny and my favourite is PorcoDo you guys like it just for that one throwaway line he says in a tongue in cheek tone to his friend in the regia aeronautica at the kinoplex? Or have you guys actually watched it and genuinely like the movie? I'm curious about this phenomenon/tendency amongst your ilk.>>213973968>I unironically think you'd have to be a masochist to really enjoy receiving anal.Yeah I don't ever finger my asshole or do anything like that, it's incredibly uncomfortable and unintuitive. And there's also the fact that I'm just plain not sexually attracted to men or have any homoerotic tendencies either. However, I will say that receiving anal from a girl (an actual biological female, not a fucking tranny) is incredibly hot. You need to be with a smarter girl you've been close to for a while, because a dumber girl won't get any enjoyment out of it and think you're just a weird fag; but if you're in the right place with the right girl, it's really great. People think it's a femdom or a latent gay thing, but it's far more often than not the opposite.
>>213974345Have you read the letter? He's constantly glazing Epstein lol
we're all turbo sus here.
I've seen one Woody film and he kisses a child on the mouth for no reason
>>213974396So, you've gotten pegged? Lol, I think my ass would be on fire after that; not for me, man.
>>213974221He didn't necessarily do anything de jure illegal but he's done plenty of shit that's just downright repulsive.His movies are kino though.
>>213974401seems like the exact opposite of that?
Today's angle is another Monicelli film.
>>213974401ESL moment
>>213974439>I think my ass would be on fire after thatImmediately after it is, but usually it's not as bad because the dildo is smooth and well-lubricated. Girls also do a lot more foreplay than fags do (from what I've heard from fags on here and irl), so it's overall an easier and more intuitive experience. And pegging in general is just in a completely different ballpark as an experience than male/male anal with for several other reasons too. It's a once in a while thing you do.I couldn't imagine being a fag taking straight up unlubricated dicks every other day though, that's disgusting and I can only imagine what that does to your insides.
this namefaggot literally sits on 4chan all day and writes reams and reams of off topic garbage
>>213974450>>213974489He's joking about the food and glazing Jeff for putting up a Diddy party. But anyway, wasn't Woody in like 10 Epstein flights or something? Couldn't care less, his comments on Brooke Shields are as transparent as one can get in admitting pedophilia. Dude's a 1000% a creep; he even looks the part: no balls, nerdy ass mf, probably a bullying victim in his childhood years, etcetera.
>>213974646you really need to learn to read, friend. woody allen is a groomer though, sure no question.
>>213974637Bro seems cool, stfu
>>213974646That's a satirical article that wasn't even written by him lol I can't tell if you're trolling Also he bagged prime Mia Farrow
>>213974692Just like the satirical movies Pretty Baby and Blue Lagoon. Bet Woody also satirically paid her parents for cex with her.
>>213974637I'll post something on-topic if you'd like, as I often do in /film/ and elsewhere in /tv/, /his/, /int/, and /lit/.I'm reading Clockwork Orange right now and am halfway through it, and apprently there's a heated debate over the original ending vs. the American version given Alex gets his redemption at the end of the original version. Do you think that would've impacted the movie positively or negatively if that were in it, /film/?
>>213974757No redemption > redemption. Lil bro just forced his christian beliefs on the novel; fuck that shit.
>>213968762Tell me a single thing a nigga can find on xitter but not on PTP+KG.
>>213974791>Lil bro just forced his christian beliefs on the novel; fuck that shit.In all fairness the redemption arc hits differently for me and others given my Dad was a member of a gang in the 90s and later had his own redemption arc around the time he got married. But I get why people want Alex to get fucked given he did such awful shit for so long and faced little to no consequences, so I get both povs.
>>213974646This is obviously a joke article, unless you're pulling one over us.
>>213974885Whatever. I guess all of the other pimping evidence was a joke, too.
Always Be Pimping
>>213974885oldest brooke has ever been in a pic of her posted in /film/
>>213972849Absolute trvth nvke. God bless the french.
>>213973593>I know Asia is innocent of roiping that boy Of course anon, don't be retarded, "raping that boy", lol, she got fucked by a 17 year old.
Fellas seriously talking about getting anally penetrated huh.
>>213975097What happens in /film/ stays in /film/, that's the way Woody and Polanski would want it.
Just waiting for the 'limit…
>>213975018Cheeky
>>213975097>>213975243
>>213974958It's crazy how he had such great taste in women then went and married that incredibly ugly Asian woman, after adopting her no less.
>>213975332Gross.
It better be a Brooke edition.
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>>213975353>adopting Crazy that people still believe this
Brooke edition was baked first.
ghibli is trash
ghibli edish was posted first
>>213975398I'm gonna do terrible things to you and your loved ones, bro.
See you guys in the thread after the next one, not posting in an animenigger thread.
>>213975412Why do you fags always create a thread earlier but post it later?
>thread wars again
>>213975617Less than two minutes later?
>>213975617probably wasn't expecting to get threadsniped by a ragebaiting tranny who is still seething after someone said ghiblishit was for babies like 12 hours ago
>>213975644The earlier thread was created 16 seconds earlier but posted 10 seconds later. That anon was 26 seconds slower, that's quite a lot.
