>watch flick>immediately makes you ravenously hungry
Over medium is the best.
Holy shit why so much butter? The eggs are swimming in a pool of butter.
>>214009181never enough butter, youre just a sissy
>>214009181the flavour is in the fatprofessional chefs know this
jesus christ favreau
I recently realized I like well-done eggs. Every tv/internet food personality always screams>Noo! Overcooked eggs are the worst! They're rubber!And I believed them. I was always careful to minimally cook or even undercook eggs. But I ate a denver omelet from a fast food restaurant that was cooked to all hell. And it was the best eggs I've ever had.
>>214009431Well Done =/= Overcooked. This is true with steaks as well.The issue is nailing any temperature can be difficult for untrained people or lousy chefs, so they always aim for medium rare. Then at the worst they overcooked to medium, which is still edible. Once you pass Well Done it's ruined.
>>214008918YOU FUCKING JEET
>>214009284I had pork belly the other day and it was so chewy because of all the fat neither my friend or I could finish it. Trim the fat you animals.
>>214010773Took the knees right off of his pants!
>>214010773I get why he likes her.
>>214010773>god punishes mixed race couple
>>214010828They're both black
>>214010773qrd?
>>214010901It's AI.
>>214010773Why the fuck is that slider leaking juice?
>>214010901automatic transmission
>>214010828ones a quadroon retard
>>214010967So they're both black.
>>214010978 ones slightly less black but yeah (you can tell her hair is straightened, shits probably nappy as hell)
>>214011102>I'd like a pajeet special egg sandwich with no seasoning please>it's so good because a filthy man in a wifebeater made it in a street cart with no health codes!
>>214008918Do americans really?
>>214011148>have an armpit hair>have two
>>214009087This but over hard
>>214011148First of all, that is clearly not a jeet. Second he puts a fairly large amount of salt onto the eggs. You sound jealous that you don't have your own egg fortress in which to make an honest living in.
>>214011137fuck this guy
>>214010967Why do nonwhites come up with these subcategory of nonwhite? No different than the indian caste system.
>>214009615I love Mexican food. And sometimes beans, if seasoned and cooked correctly, are absolutely delicious. It's amazing how a pot of pinto or kidney beans with some dried peppers, onions, salt, lard, herbs, and some other shit It's so damn tasty.
>>214011208The emotionless stare into nothing while being filmed says otherwise. Maybe he's not a true jeet but he's def from one of those countries.
>>214010733>chewy because of all the fatYou didn't cook it properly then. Proper pork belly should basically melt in your mouth. Cook it low and slow, and keep spooking the pan drippings over the skin. You'll basically get this transition from crispy pork rind to just a ball of jellied flavor.
>>214008918That went downhill fast
>>214011272Worlds smartest kneegrow
I like the biscuits and gravy ones the most
>>214011102>Eggs!It's odd... The oil in that bottle was in a municipal sewer pipe mere hours before being collected and used for cooking egg sandwiches.
>>214011302for me it's him dumping the oil down the drainnot my problem
>>214011336
>>214008918watch flick, makes you immediately gag over eggs and trans people
>>214011353
>>214011148>talking shit about the surly egg king no eggs for you
>>214011254He is not used to being filmed. And probably doesn't know how to perform anyway than he does normally. Not everyone is as used to being in front of a camera as you zoom zoom
>>214010773i hate it when that happens
>>214011296Oh. Ok then. It was at a kroean BBQ place and we had no control over the heat and any drippings fell through the grates.
>>214011354It's finger lickin' good... Oh, wait. That's something else. I know!It's stomach churning bad.
>>214010901her little dicked white boyfriend found out she fucked the guy's BBC so he tried to run them over.
>>214009087Gay. Over as easy as possible. Then you put it on some hash browns, or just a piece of toast, then you cut it all up so the yolk gets soaked up and you just have a nice little breakfast.
>>214011482This is AI made by Pakistani to make India look bad.
>>214011501
>>214011329she cute
>>214011381I'd be eatin hotdogs after that shit.
>>214010773the magnetic pull of the zest was too strong
>>214011200Did she dieded?
>>214008918Withnail and I - 1987
>>214011248>NIGGY PIGGY[oinking intensifies]
>>214011137this guy is so basedhe's not even that fat, like he's fat but not as bad as you'd expecthe just knows what he likes. He paid for extra sauce and extra cheese and I bet it's delicious
>>214011137>WE NEED MORE FUCKING PARMASIAN AT TABLE 3 STAT!Looks comfy
>>214011329I was expecting a fall, glad to see it worked out.
>>214011377is this the guy's fetish or what?also i thought you couldn't get in a plane with a big battery like that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssM67LXOwQw
>>214012256is she going to be ok?
>>214012256kinda hot desu
>>214008918most things with protein it don't make me all that hungry, i eat a very protein rich diet so I'm a little over it honestly. eggs, meat, beans.. doesn't matter how it's cooked it's all just represents a daily chore I do to retain a certain weight/strength.I bust thick ropes over anything sugary though; ice cream, yes, but fucking baked goods GODDAMN
>>214011137Simple. Honest. Rustic.
>>214008918>eggs
>>214010901me behind the wheel
>>214011329AHHHHHHHH
>>214011137why does he look so british? what is it about british fat that's so distinctive?
>>214013905
>>214013905it just is, cant explain it
>>214013905permanently red and bloated
>>214011688I still refuse to believe people can be this retarded
>>214013586I don't remember this scene from RotJ, was it in the special edition?
>>214008918
>>214011137
>>214011148Bourdain's spirit occupies a squat stool adjacent that stall
>>214010773>sliders so good they'll kill you
>>214014102
>>214010828>mixed race
>>214014102>cheesecake>plain cooked dough base>premade cream cheese filling>fudge topping from a jar>cooking tipsaside from all the premade aspects, fucking regular dough on a cheesecake? really?
>>214010773>I get out of the car>"Oh... oh my. Sir, ma'am, I deeply apologize, I mistook you for a white woman. I'll just back up out of your way now"
>>214014200Is this guy still a thing?
>>214012306Someone needs to put a baby in her to make her tits grow, they are just sad.
>>214013740I still can't figure out what food that is.
>>214014339It's just a regular tumor.
>>214014339The fountain is ranch
>>214014112That where he shoots up?
>>214011102How does he get out?
>>214014175David Duke?
>>214014718Why would he want to? He has everything he needs there : eggs, bread, a place to sleep and shit (same spot). He's set. More than most of us will have in the near future.
>>214011148>streetfood posting at the egg kingHoly newfag I thought summer was over.
>>214008918Ratatouille made a really good job of making stewed zucchini and eggplant look extremely delicious.
>>214014175Were McDick's breakfast sandwiches always that tiny?
>>214009615This is the best food scene of all time.
>>214014786It breaks my heart seeing what newfags are doing to this board.
>>214014786>>214014913Fuck him and fuck your board culture. You'd call the same exact shit slop if you saw a faggot on youtube make it.
>>214011272>$200 for the cheapest shitty sushi you can imagineWhy are black people so stupid?
>>214014830I had to eat there last week and their breakfast is way smaller now than a few years ago
>>214014952No fuck you.
>>214008918for me, it's this
>>214010733not cooked right, needs to be low heat so the fat can render
>>214014718He has to eat all the eggs
>>214014102>ja/ck/ outlived king cobraIt just ain't right toobz
>>214015054If you've ever had sweet potatoes at a holiday, you've had this much sugar. Dunno why this particular webm gets as much play, but normally civilized people use brown sugar or molasses.
>>214013905He's German.
>>214015526That's what he said.
>>214015526fuck of it's a mutthttps: //www facebook com/watch/?v=910533299803974
>>214008918ITT: Fat FUCKS>>214015359Kek
>>214011137Italians were a mistake.
>>214015525I should be able to buy this.
>>2140108282/10 for getting retards to reply
>>214012149kek
>>214011329Why this make my pp hard?
>>214014744kek
I like my eggs sunny side up with a little soft spot at the top, I close the pan with a lid to avoid undercooked top overcoocked bottom situation. Then I eat it with a toast and mayo, shit is bussin
>>214011329i'm in love
>>214011572lmao
>>214011137i would take the biggest nastiest fucking shit if i ate all that cream sauce and cheese
>>214015489Because zoomers don't cook shit and to them this just looks like horrible excess not how it's always been done.
>>214011329holy FUCK AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>214015489Normal civilised people don't add fucking sugar to sweet potatoes because they're already extremely sweet. I hate Americans so goddamned much.
>>214016174i would have sex with her if you know what i mean
>>214011200you're fucking dead if this happens. that will destroy your face
>>214016138?
>>214011137Why does he have to eat like that? >Allright, I'm shooting. Start eating as disgustingly as possible ".
>>214009615
>>214016174>Italiabasato
>>214016256
>>214011102Those eggs are big!
>>214013927I bet he wanted to wet his whistle if you know what I mean.
>>214016203h u h ?
>>214011329>petite qt skatin' over to your car to serve you your 44 ounce ice cream with slop toppings mixed intohow can any other country say they're the best in the world?
>>214014175his disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined
>>214016150>he doesn't have thanksgiving in his shithole countryThe old world just keeps losing.
>>214016275Imagine if she fucking on your penis lol.
>>214011248her face, top kek
>>214015525i want to eat this so bad. we are truly cucked in the USA not having this on every corner
>>214016371You can get cheese fries of various sorts at every single bar type establishment in the continental US, retard.
>>214016385Why are you pretending like that is remotely similar? Also the portions are way smaller at bars.
>>214016255kinomovie?
>>214011200>>214011650>Did she dieded?I remember this, it was from Amazing Race IIRC. Her face was numb for about a day.
>>214016385shut the fuck up dumbass and stop pretending to be a retard
>>214016405They call me trinity.
>>214016414Woah chill out big guy
>>214009181>>214008918It's usually pork lard/fat, its fucking best and natural AND HEALTHY. But in films they're most likely corn oil or sunflower oil and shit. >>214016255I love this scene. Any spaghetti western food scene. T.pork lard master cook
>>214014339https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragi_muddegrain slop ball
>>214014002>>214011688Aside from washing chicken, social media nons and normies have really cargo culted wearing gloves. He's touching everything in the kitchen with contaminated gloves on, but will think he's being hygienic because he has plastic gloves on
>>214011329NO this NEVER happened things were NEVER better you were NEVER happy
>>214016402>cheese>shitty pre-shredded cheese>some form of mystery meat>sauceIt's EXACTLY the same. >>214016414a bloo bloo get over yourself you la raza piece of trash
>>214009615eating like when youve been outside walking for like 25k steps all day in the blazing sun is about as close to heaven as youll get.
>>214012063>he's not even that fatjesus christ even most amerimutts would instantly see that he is a fat fucking pig.
>>214011329that's a man, baby
>>214011102YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>214015526>>214015555
>>214016242she's one of the most attractive women ive ever seen and im upset i will never have her
>>214016255In order to get the best performance for this scene Terence Hill ACTUALLY became a biological carbon-based organism requiring replenishment of energy in the form of ingesting combustible organic compounds through a cranial orifice. Truly an artist.
>>214016711calm down bucko she just had a young boy's haircut, her face and body are pretty common attractiveness levels
>>214011329my helen of troy
>>214016711youre a pathetic faggot
>>214011137It bothers me that he is scooping the sauce with the fork when he has a spoon in his other hand, I just want to throw my phone and break a window
>>214011302This asshole is a traveling salesman, he really cooks like that in motel rooms
>>214016765if you had that haircut as a boy you were a fag>>214016174>"italians aren't white!">italians:
>>214009615>>214016255Hopy fuck i love beans, post more, post recipes, I'm making beans today
>>214016256tfw you will never see that olympics webm you were too bitchmode to save ever again
>>214008918Showing it ooze out the back like that on purpose is just gross. But that aside that looks delicious and I'd love a fried egg on bread right now.
>>214015270I will literally never understand why people get excited about eggs. All the stuff being put into it looks great. But why the egg? They look, taste, and feel like rubber, unless you boil then, then they look, taste, and feel like rotten garbage.
>>214016131How am I supposed to pick that up? There's a high chance our hands touch and then what? I will be triggered for days thinking she might have wanted to fuck me or nah?
>>214015526What a coincidence, so is half the anglo genetic code.>>214014952Basement zoomers are the saddest zoomers.
>>214016810im honest about my emotions and i am also bigger and stronger than you
>>214008918>that eggDid Kay’s cooking make this?
>>214015470yeah... by the end he wasn't even really doing food hacks anymore>$90 pizza from pizza hut (I still don't know how that's possible)>crush a handful of potato chips on top
>>214016131>stroopwafelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3paMdjFvjZ0&t=106s
>>214008918We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell
>>214017129Reviewing slop while sitting in a car is such a prole thing to do.
>>214008918CAN'T YOU STOP FUCKIN EATING FOR 90 FUCKIN MINUTES YOU FAT FUCKS
Would y'all eat this?
>>214016854which one
>>214011377>served in barf bagpottery
>>214017218I wouldn't pay for it because it's stupid but yeah if I was hungry and someone offered it to me.
Just a typical day
>>214011329Please stop posting this one.
>>214012182You can tell the green goop was added afterwards. If you look closely you can see where the head has already been cut off.
>>214015525
>>214011329God I wish I lived in america
>>214014200This guy takes it up the ass btw.
>>214011329Imagine the tips she rqkes in pulling this fake cute sk8er girl persona
>>214017382Just go to literally any bar and you can get this.
>>214017218I guaran-fucking-tee you you won't taste a difference between minced wagyu and regular fucking minced beef. Complete waste of money for the sole purpose of showing off. If you really need super greasy mince just ask your butcher to add a little more fat. Boom, you can now tell your retarded friends that you're regaling them with the finest wagyu, folded 10000 times. Wagyu in general pisses me off.
>>214016131How much extra is it if I want her to spit in it?
Whenever I drink alcohol it instantly kills my hunger. It has always kept me thin. Want to order pizza? One shot of vodka and never fucking mind.
>>214017382Why is he acting like pouring shit on chips is novel
>>214017543When I drink I always put off eating until I'm really hungry and then I make a huge meal and eat it all. When I smoke I don't get the muchies I even forget to eat at all.
>>214017218I hate those gloves so much. And I mean not in a professional environment, but only when used in IG, tiktok, youtube videos etc like the one posted there.
>>214011272>Cums pink goo in your car over and overNotin' personel, nigger
>>214017543I don’t like to eat while drinking, but about an hour after I stop drinking I’m ravenously hungry for garbage food
>>214011272What’s even the point of this anyways
>>214017606Why did this psychopath put the bread sides in the middle at the end?
>>214017659It ruins your food and your car!
>>214017659He gets paid for the views which enables him to purchase the next stunt dish.
>>214017782
>>214013905Because it's from too much food anda bad diet but due to massive amounts of alcohol. Hence the red face and generally looking like shit. I don't think Americans get how bad drinking culture is in the UK. Especially for working class men.
>>214017782>when shes ready to settle down
>>214009536no, well done steak is absolutely overcooked.
>>214017779The Yurosissy vs the Americhad
>>214017382Wat makes me hate these vids and TikTok in general is the facial expressions people make in it. It's disturbing combination of exaggeration and fake, make them all look like soulless asylum patients.
>>214017250a gymnastics coach was rubbing one of his girl's legs vigorously with both hands to warm her up like he was making a caveman fire and she suddenly clamped down on his hand with her thighs and very clearly, unequivally orgasmed on camera
>>214017999I find it yucky and unsettling as well. Looks s0i as fuck.
>>214018002
>>214017349pajeet cope
>>214017971the guy on the left is a video from new york
>>214014175lol he's overselling it a little too much
>>214017395He is a Turk. It's part of their culture.
>>214009087I'm not sure I even know what it is, but for me I let it cook on the first side for a bit longer than over easy, then intentionally slam them down when flipping them to probably break them, then cook that side a bit longer than over easy too. If they break wide open they become mostly over hard with a bit of gooey yolk in the center, if they don't break they are sort of over easy with a ring of soft cooked yolk around the edge that you can scoop out with the toast and sits on it like peanut butter sort of. Or you can put them on english muffin sandwiches with bacon and find out how much is still runny when you bite into them.If you aren't feeding your RNG obsession with your eggs, what are you even doing?
>>214018061Do the needful and get glasses sar
>>214018075New york is the europe of America.
>>214017320I'm not fat but this webm always makes me hungry as fuck
>>214018002I need this video
>>214018119I agree, right up until it pans to the unabashed disgusting fat fuck.
>>214018002find it. now
>>214011272Tyrone why yo car smell like yo momma pusay?
>>214011300based looking food desu
>>214016519yeah theres really no point wearing gloves in your own home, literally just wasting money and increasing plastic wasteits not even really necessary in a professional kitchen but there's at least some justification therei do get it for food content though, i just dont really wanna see peoples hairy knuckles and fingernails in the food even though i know its safePS: massive pet peeve is people kneading bread dough and shit with rings or watches on, that is disgusting
>>214016894bruh you must be from some flyover where no one knows how to cook eggs. theyre not even close to rubber if cooked properly, and that's not even mentioning how many countless ways there are to actually cook an egg
>>214016256she's excercising for big germanic cock
>>214017151eating in a car in general, dont get why americans are obsessed with drive thrusi even saw a post the other day about some retard eating WHILE driving with kids in the back and dropping their fries. at that point just kys
>>214018382You've got it backwards rural people cook great they use tons of butter, salt, lard, etc. It's why they're so fat.
>>214012063bro he's so fat that his forehead is storing fat, you're so fucked
>>214011200surprised she didn't lose her teeth
>>214018002FIND IT
For me, it's park swans
>>214018002Come on anon, a lot of people are counting on you.
>>214015636I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, troon.
>>214018417>dont get why americans are obsessed with drive thrusAmerica post-WWII and especially post civil rights era is BUILT for the car. Of course there would be drive though for everything, including food. During covid there were even drive through vaccination sites.
>>214010901Yes, it was
>>214016174>AIJATIWhat could she mean by this?
>>214018002Was she from Russia?If so, I think I have that one.
>>214009029oi me eggos
>>214011137he's so close to a heart attack it's unreal.
>>214015525>the excited British public
>>214011329idc what she's serving, I need it.
>>214013740absolutely disgusting
>>214018737right yeah dunno how i forgot about the car-mania. it sounds depressing too, having to drive everywhere must make where you live feel like a bunch of separate nodules instead of a cohesive, connected place.being at a restaurant and just seeing parked cars and a highway outside instead of a high street with people on it, or god forbid eating inside a mall
>>214018540yeah youre probably right im not a yank i dunno how your shit works
>>214017382this guy was made by ai... wtf are those expressions
>>214019004Cities have better restaurants but rural people are better cooks on average. There are exceptions but there is a reason only city people go crazy about shit like this >>214015270
>>214011137cheesed to meet ya
>>214011158>Withnail & I>AmericanIt's literally one of the most Bongcore movies that was ever made you fat retard
>>214018110So the most important city in the world is basically Yurop? Well, my thanks, dear Murrican.
>>214018002GIVE THE SOURCE ALREADY YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>214019401bro i said already i didn't save it......if i knew where to find it, i would ;_;
>>214017218way too much fat for a good patty waste of moneywaygu is supposed to be sliced thin that’s the whole appealt. fat
Just post webms of Ja/ck/ already
>>214017594They're retarded in a professional envoirment too. I'll never know why disposable black gloves caught on, I'm guessing retards think it looks cool or something. White gloves should be the standard for food and medical purposes, since you can actually tell when they get dirty.
>>214019244lol
>>214010773Who the fuck decides, ayyy, you know what we should do FOR A FUCKING LIVING? ....EAT FOOD ON CAMERA!!!
>>214009087>>214018100>>214011447>>214011203shut the fuck up
>>214019412Nigger.
>>214011296>yes, i'd like my meat to be a ball of jelly please
>>214019510Something tells me she’s never been to Nigeria.
>>214011688>>214016519bobby flay admitted he washes his chicken in a video a while back. i always knew he was retarded
>>214016519I really don't understand the paranoia. I literally just wash my hands and wipe the counter down before I cook. Aside from a couple of times that I foolishly decided to push my luck with packages of ground beef that I knew had probably been in my fridge a couple days too long, I have never been sick after eating anything I cooked myself.
>>214011102no wonder tuco chose slinging meth
>>214011248ja/ck/ black
>>214016255love how he goes back to eating after that drinking, it's so fluid
>>214011102i'd like to see a menu, sir.
>>214017779guy on the right is either military about to deploy or a convict fresh out of a stint in jail/prison
>>214017272Ravenous was cool but I saw it in an empty theater.
>>214011302
>>214011377didnt he get arrested for this?
>>214010819he's extremely gay
>>214017382His face makes me want to exterminate his whole bloodline
>>214019553there's a difference between rinsing it with water and using dishwashing detergent and i really doubt he'd do the latter
>>214011102A STRANGE BROWN MAN
>>214016255My dad has been referencing this scener on a monthly, even weekly basis my entire life.
>>214016255He hasn't eaten for a week for that scene
