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It's been too long, my friends. Are we ever getting another season? Has anyone gotten a life coaching session with Sander yet?

How is our girl holding up these days?
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how does a human female's vagina fall apart
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>>214059782
They're very sensitive.
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>>214059734
I feel like the show is just done. Like maybe we get a two episode catch up or something but no one seems bothered. I think the parents have realised that the social media scrutiny is actually quite awful because they seem to be done with it. I just think it depends on what Jazz actually tries to do career wise.

>>214059782
See pic related.
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>>214059734
>>My vagina
This isn't funny any more. They are exploiting the mentally ill.
This is gonna be seen as some "love thy neighbour" 70s sitcom shit in the future.
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>>214059838
fake and gay
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>>214059838
Did trannies adopt the Ikea shark? It keeps popping up on here.
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>>214059879
Nothing fake about it. Also on I am Jazz we watched him as his stitches popped. And Jazz had like four revision surgeries too.
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>>214059922
They adopted that Ikea shark ages ago.
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>>214059957
Is it just a random thing? There's no hidden meaning or subtext?
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>neovag made of cadaver skin falling apart
>Cyberpunk af
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>>214059838
>I removed the testicles at home without any anesthesia.
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>>214059734
I think it’s over. The woke era is dead and people are becoming more emboldened in publicly speaking out against troons. Even Newscum doesn’t want them in women’s sports
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>>214060006
what? It doesn't say taht.
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>>214060019
https://archive.md/8RHf3#selection-2283.63-2283.120
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>>214060033
Almost more impressive than anything.
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>>214059983
The shark is a cheap, big cuddly toy from Ikea that a lot of people own. The reason why it became a trans thing is varied:
>Ikea published a picture in support of same sex marriage and Blåhaj (the shark's name) was in the background.
>A lot of people on tumblr posted pictures with the shark.
>A bunch of these pictures had trans flags in them.
>It got compared to the trans flag and people say it is colour coded similar to the flag.
>Trans people are lonely, they think the shark is cute, they think the shark has trans colours, they began all taking photos with the shark and it became a meme.
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>>214059734
>How is our girl holding up these days?
She lost all the weight, most likely because of ozempic. I have no idea what job she is going to get.
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>>214059838
>Actually look "passable" enough that men that are into that shit would be interested
>Mutilate your genitals and remove your USP because Shlombergstein needs another cool 200k and YHWH demands castration
Well, I'll give him that, that's a genuine woman moment
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>>214059879
That one isn't, though it's fair to question everything you read and see here. That tranny was followed for years once someone here found their account. They're typically not very discreet and will blab openly, kind of like real women in arguably their sole similarity.
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>>214060112
Thanks, anon. That makes sense.
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>>214059734
I really hope we get another season
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>>214060522
I don't. Please, don't open the box. Just leave it fucking closed
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>>214060552
Why don't you want it opened anon?
Have a seat, let's talk about it
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>>214060522
I like body horror, and I like reality TV, but some things just don't go together.
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ngl jazz was looking p fuckable in the most recent photos
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>>214060602
Because I'm finally out and I don't want to come back. Even entering a jazz thread at all is inviting chaos. I am tempting the box.
It's already opened. I already know I can't stop it. It's starting again. It's all starting again.
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>>214060745
I am sorry to hear it anon.
It's a unique kind of horror.
>>214060933
We will navigate this together, like Dante and Virgil. It will be difficult, but I will be there to talk you through it.
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>>214060796
Ozempic face
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>>214059838
>has the ikea shark
Why are they obsessed with this thing?
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>>214059734
Is it true this poor human being was a Palestinian boy orphan adopted by Jewish parents and groomed into this grotesque ritual self mutilation? Thoughts and prayers.
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>>214061101
Just know that the pop is real
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>>214061101
No, don't go around spreading disinfo. The reality is tragic enough.
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>>214061144
Not trying to spread anything, that's what another /tv/ poster said. I didn't even save the infograph, but it sounded plausible.
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>>214059734
Did he try using a stimpack to heal his sore pussy? it might work
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>>214060221
Jaron looks fucking ghoulish post weight loss
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>>214061196
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>>214061101
Idk. Jazz looks kinda like he could be related my Palestine American friend but I'm working with a sample size of one here
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>>214061196
So does Sander.
Jaron's life is a tragedy.
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>>214061171
It’s not. Dorks like you who you spread completely unfounded falsehoods because you’re gullible enough to believe what others on here say are what’s wrong with this board.
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I don't think that's Ozempic.
He looks ill.
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>>214061289
>He looks ill.
He is a human test subject.
They are injecting him with who knows what, cut off his penis, and now he is on ozempic.
He eats like shit and chugs chocolate milk but the gallon.
He is definitely ill
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>>214061275
>completely unfounded falsehoods
You mean like gender being a social construct? Whatever the background is, the fact this poor boy was brainwashed into sterilizing/mutilating themselves- causing irreparable physical, sexual, and mental damage, is unforgivable. And if it wasn't for demons (aka Jews) this abomination would not exist (referring to the surgery/idealogy; I feel nothing but sadness for its victims)
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>>214061073
See: >>214060112
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>>214061511
They should get Sylveon plushes instead.
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I feel like if the show were to continue it would divert into even worse performative skits. The BLM skits a few seasons ago were so bad and it really felt like the family going through the motions. Jazz's parents seem checked out.
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What can Jazz do?
>Go off into obscurity working for some trans lobbying group or charity.
>Try to push online celebrity.
>Try and push full time activism.
I don't even know what Jazz's major was.
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>>214060796
He's got ozempic ghoul face, a mustache, and a receding hairline.
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>>214061683
Jazz needs a redemption arc like David Reimer.
Where he rallies against the LGBT mob, to save children.
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THE BOX. YOU OPENED IT. WE CAME.
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>>214061692
Looks like nose and jaw work too
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>>214061757
>THE BOX. YOU OPENED IT. WE CAME.
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>>214061377
Way to deflect and change the subject entirely.
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>>214061692
kek. The narcissism kicked in.
"Feminine faces are chubby, but fuck it. This is the thinnest I'll ever be. I'm posting it."
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>>214061692
Even with ozempic, when you're off if you regain weight. Jazz used to have a crockpot under his bed ffs, the guy isn't keeping it off.
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>>214062104
Imagine the cheese he cooked up in his belly button hole.
Or the sour cream that dribbled out of his man tits
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>>214061960
Tache be damned. It's going up!
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>>214062182
American women already have beer bellies. This isn't the bodyshock horror you think it is.
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>>214061196
>>214061212
Has thin jazz kept the big boobs?
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>>214062324
He has mancake tits now
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>>214061052
>Ozempic face
true
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>>214059838
so did this thing ice itself or just cry muh suicide for attention
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>>214061230
Looks like the other brother got a whiff.
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>>214062350
They don't look that bad: >>214062410
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>>214062410
Is there such a thing as Ozempic toes?
Fucking breadsticks on that!
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>>214060015
>I think it’s over.
Isn't reality tv cheap to film though? People like Jazz are huge narcissists I bet the whole family would do it for free.
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>>214062410
this looks like a fruity middle eastern boy
>>214061692
this looks like a genderless plastic surgery nightmare

which is more recent
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>>214061196
>>214061230
whats up with the crows feet isnt that jew like 25
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>>214062504
Well my guess is the bra is doing a lot of the heavy lifting.
It's possible he still has perky cockeyed mantits
Would you suck on them anon?
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>>214059879
Real and heterosexual
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>>214062559
>People like Jazz are huge narcissists I bet the whole family would do it for free.
Jeanette is mentally ill and reveled in it. Ari stayed out of a lot of it. Griffen grew out of it. Xander was DESPERATE to stay in the show more, so much so he had a black tranny arc. Greg seems done with it. Jazz has always been anxious, I have no idea where her post Harvard headspace is. Money wise for them, at this point, they all needed actual careers and Griffen and Ari actually have jobs, Xander is just social media crap. I think most of them are checked out at this point aside from Xander.
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>>214062665
The bit about his mom calling him gay was pure kino
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>>214060033
>Sweden
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>>214062665
>so much so he had a black tranny arc
that shit was so fucking kino. that was the only time i ever actually watched this show. normally i just browsed the generals. so glad i got to catch that shit
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>>214059734
has anyone came out looking and feeling great after that horrid surgery.

just have a dick
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>>214062813
>just have a dick
That's the whole appeal of ladyboys/shemales.
Sayuri Mattar did the same thing and lopped it off. Such a shame.
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>>214062763
Watching Xander try and keep a neutral face as a black tranny talked about being a size queen was pure kino. I wonder is Sander is still friends with the other black trans person, miss peppermint. That relationship was ODD. Even Jeanette commented on it.
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>>214061196
>>214061212
>>214061230
At least fat Jazz was nice and plappable. I don't even know what this is.

it's AIDS, isn't it?
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>>214061101
As much as I would love to believe this (and it is easily believable with this family) Jazz looks way too much like Greg. If anything it's Jeannette performing an elaborate humiliation ritual on her husband.
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>>214062609
>Would you suck on them anon?
I wanted a sloppy titjob with a twist, to be honest
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>>214062903
>I wanted a sloppy titjob with a twist, to be honest
I will be honest, I often wonder what those massive man milkers look like
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Obligatory thread theme. If the anon who recorded this is still here, I remember writing the lyrics for this like a year ago and you rapped the 2nd part after you got home from work. You were fantastic. Simply magnificent.
https://vocaroo.com/1oNwH0Cb0tbD
Now all we need is our yellow labrador retriever
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>>214059782
Jet fuel melts the steel beams.
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Okay, real talk, /jazz/:
How many of us have fucked a tranny in real life? Don't be shy, this is a safe space.
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>>214063097
I kind of want to, but only trannies around here are the kind Sander likes.
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>>214062182
Fat Jazz just looks like an average Mexican woman in her 20s
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>>214062992
Hello, old friends!
The Ludacris parody was great, and the Smash Mouth one as well. One of my posts made it into the lyrics of that last one.
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>>214063212
Bongo belly
>>214063097
None, everyone I have seen does not look good irl.
>>214062992
COMING FOR THAT NUMBER 1 SPOT
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>>214060242
That was my first thought at him complaining about not even being able to be a cumdumpster. He could easily find any number of people or groups who would gladly turn him into a post-op sissy faggot cumslut.
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>>214063097
Yes, I have. I'll fuck anything.
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>>214061289
I think when people get really overweight their head grows abnormally. His head reminds me of Adele after she lost weight - oversized and cartoonish
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>>214062559
>>214062665
The show ended with Jazz going off to Harvard fat as fuck. Now's he graduated and lost all the weight, for now.
They have everything they need for a victory lap final season with what they portray as his final form, the haters were wrong. There has to be money there, they made the show for 8 years.
Personally I think they realized the only audience for the show was /jazz/. Or we were having too much fun. Sander doing the Cameo may have been the final nail in coffin.
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>>214063770
>HEY JANNY
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>>214059838
He kinda passed tho, could've just kept his dick and go full ladyboy instead of cutting his dick.
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>>214063097
I've seen one that looks good.
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>>214064259
All the ones near me look like those zesty bucks that cook mac and cheese and deep fried cheeto chicken
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>>214063770
>Personally I think they realized the only audience for the show was /jazz/.
I think they realised that online hate was a big thing and Gregg especially became aware of that a few seasons ago. This is why I feel like everyone is checked out. They could do a victory lap but I feel like maybe cool Gregg reason has prevailed, "we can't do this forever, knuckle down and work" etc.
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>>214063389
I was talking about keeping his dick instead of a disgusting rotting wound (but if it was one of the less disgusting ones actually there probably is plenty of sick fucks that would get off on that - but I don't think any one is actually into teratogen-like necrotic chasms)
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>>214062992
JAZZ BABY, JAZZ
That just makes me smile, every single time. Got it on repeat.
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TLC need Jazz back in their line up desperately
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>>214064713
Found the Smash Mouth song.
https://vocaroo.com/1lK6BOK3gyT8
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/my%20god%20it%27s%20full%20of%20scars/
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>>214065070
Great work anon
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>>214065113
Well, it wasn't that hard.
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>>214065423
I know but I couldn't be asked to do it.
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>>214063097
made out w with and she sucked me off. toothy bj
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>>214065555
Cursed quads.
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>>214063097
I've been with three mtfs and two ftms.
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>>214059838
>looks like the bug lady from RE7, face and crotch-wise
Fascinating
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>saw the thread, thought a new season must have been announced
What a bait and switch
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>>214065785
We remain here and keep the flame.
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>>214059734
>>214059838
>>214061212
>>214061196
ALL TRANNIES MUST FUCKING HANG!
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>>214065862
Good girl!
How you doing, bro?
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>>214062848
was his dick too small to satisfy?
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>>214063097
No, i'd be alright with it as long as surgery was never involved
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>>214066036
I’m well. She turns fucking 7 next month.
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>>214066216
It's canon that Sander got Eiffel-Towered by Hope and Madison in the bowling alley ladies' room after shooting for that episode wrapped.
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>>214066216
Let me set the scene. I am Jazz was very white, but BLM protests were raging and they needed a hook. Then Sander, in his desperate social media whoring as the runt of the family, befriended a big black trans woman. Jeanette delighted in mocking this friendship insinuating that something else was going on.

The show played up the friendship. Through this big black friend Sander met another black trans woman and the show pushed a romance arc. The show kept telling us how normal it was to date a trans person, how there was nothing weird or wrong about it. When the three of them went out bowling, the romantic interest talked about how she was a size queen.

Because of her penis she only fucked guys with bigger dicks than her to make her feel feminine. Sander sat through the whole thing, trying to maintain a neutral face, but the pain was there. Imagine someone on TV practically implying, by association, that you have a small dick, because Sander wasn't her usual type. Imagine someone talking about fucking big dicks to feel feminine in a bowling alley of all places, that slice of pure Americana ripped bare by it all.

The season long black arc culminated in them unveiling a mural for deceased black trans people. Only at least two of the people who died were lawful killings. One of them attacked their boyfriend with a knife and he shot them dead in self defense. The other attacked police and was shot dead.

We got a bunch of performative white people playing up BLM. We got a humiliated Sander. We got more sick and perverse and twisted moments that not even a horror writer could come up with. Moments where reality seems to fray and break.
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>>214066890
Kino.
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Has anyone ever made a torrent of the full show?
Hunting down individual episodes is a pain in the ass
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>>214066931
We all sat and watched this happen. This happened. This is American TV now. A black trans person talking about fucking big dicks because it makes them feel like a woman whilst humiliating their date. Could you imagine putting this on TV even ten years ago? What about twenty? Longer?

Someone sat and filmed this scene. Someone edited it. Someone okayed it. This was seen as normal. This was seen as empowering. We live in a world of complete opposites. People will tell you the bowling scene cut through stereotypes, educated and empowered, rather than it being a perverse ritual. And it is a ritual. Even pronouns are a ritual. Forcing a reality shift, imposing what someone thinks about themselves into your head, colonising your thoughts.

Reality is breaking.
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>>214067013
>wrong webm
Well fuck and for some reason the right one is broken and won't upload, but that one fits too. Guess black tranny broke my webm.
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>>214067013
Pain and pleasure. Undivided.
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>>214067013
it's bizarre beyond belief - not just the situation itself, but then on top of that they're making a TV show out of it
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>>214067545
>it's bizarre beyond belief
It is like the equivalent someone telling you they are going to murder you but they do it with a neutral tone. And when you react to it and say, they said they were going to kill me, everyone around you hasn't read the content of what they said but the tone so they don't react to it and think you're overreacting. Scenes in I am Jazz do this all the time. It is like the showrunners are trying to make you feel insane for reacting to it. Nonchalantly they will tell you something awful but they think it is normalising it.
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>>214063770
>Personally I think they realized the only audience for the show was /jazz/
I do think in my gut that they have seen /jazz/. There was something a few years ago that Ari said somewhere, maybe online. And it was talking about how much they love and support Jazz and how people say other things. And the reason why I thought of /jazz/ is because a bunch of anons used to meme around how cute Ari was and how much she must hate how her sister wanted to be her. And some of what Ari had said felt like a direct rebuff to this.

But then anons got Sander to do a cameo so they 100% know about it now.
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>>214067750
i watched the original hellraiser because of this shit LOL
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>>214067750
There was an article about the show that was released around season 6-7 that contained a sentence along the lines of "the show failed to gain the desired audience." Which I consider a direct reference to /jazz/.
Then around the same time there was that aussie journalist who published an article critiquing the show that was basically a /jazz/ thread. The guy pretty much lurked /jazz/ and cribbed everything we were talking about.
I'm not gonna dig through the archives right now but that happened.



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