Why didn't the orcs check to see if Merry and Pippin actually had the ring before taking them back to Isenguard? Would've been super embarassing if they got there and then Sauronman grills them because they just grabbed the fist manlets they saw and thought mission accomplished.

First, you tell Frodo to swallow the ring to keep it secret and safe, and that the plan is to get him to Mount Doom and shit it out into the lava. He is not to tell anyone about its existence.
Then, you get 15 or 20 other hobbits together and tell them that they are Frodo’s honor guard and that they are taking him on an important secret mission and are to shoot arrows at any bad guys that get too close. Then you tell the Eagles that all of the Hobbits are actually evil goblin shapeshifters, and they are not to be spoken or listened to under any circumstances, but only dropped into the lava at Mount Doom.
Then everyone takes off and a cloud of eagles stoop on Mt. Doom from all directions, with Frodo in the middle. You also have decoy eagles fly north and south of Mt. Doom.
So the eagle flies to the big cave, and Frodo starts unbuckling his pants to shit the ring out, but then the Eagle just drops him in the lava. Fucking sorted one afternoon.

>>214086466
Did saruman even tell them? I think in the movies he only told Lurz

>>214086741
Why not have an eagle shit it into the Lava?

>>214086991
Because then you'd have to explain it to the eagle and trust him with the whole motherfucker
You have to give him something to do besides "eat this ring and go shit in Mount Doom and don't ask"
My way he thinks he's doing a reasonable mission