>You a Christian?>No sir! I'm a mormon
It's called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints". Of course we're Christian you fucking retard.
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>>214106768Provide a definition of christianity that would include mormons but exclude muslims.
>>214106768Mormon Jesus is a literal comic book character
>>214106824Followers of Christ and his teachings. Why are you so stupid?
>>214106837sounds cool
>>214106837Explain
>>214106768>makes up new scriptureSO HOL UP HOL UP>gets a new prophetSO U BE SAYIN>denies divinity of ChristWE WUZ>denies the trinityCHRISTIAN AN SHIET
>>214106878>Jesus taught to take multiple wifes and wear magic underwear
>>214106938The way you phrased that shows me it's worth my time to explain everything to you. You're worthy of me predigesting all the information so I can penguinvomit it into your eager mouth.
>>214106878Except they follow the teachings of Joseph Smith and the subsequent "prophets" way more than those of Jesus. Figures like Joseph Smith and Brigham Young are significantly more important to Mormons than Jesus, even thought most wouldn't admit to it.
>>214107025And you base this on your long interactions with LDS people or some netflix propaganda slop? Don't bother answering.
>>214106878Muslims also see Jesus as the messiah. Are they christians now?
>>214107053No they don't, dumbass
>>214106740>I want to see that goonstick in your hand, Private, and I want to see it pumping!
>>214107052Is it or is it not true that mormons believe in another prophet and another set of scriptures? Is it or is it not true that they see God the Father and Christ as merely divine figure which are not eternal and have their origin in time? Is it or is it not true that mormons believe that God the Father has a wife?
>>214107088Unlike mormons muslims are monotheists...
>>214106768Mormons aren't real Christians. They are blasphemers that made a bunch of bullshit up because a faggot freemason (Joseph Smith) conned them all.
Presuming there’s any truth to Abrahamic myth at all, then he defied Yaweh-El the Jewish God of War, Subversion and Submission in order to carry the fruit of the garden (Technology, knowledge and revelation of the nature of reality) to Man.It was an act of Prometheian defiance in order that humanity not become slavish thralls to a false God and his lies.Abrahamic religions are polytheism masquerading as monotheism, you have to pretend the petulant Yaweh-El is the only god despite admittance to the contrary in the scripture and historic record.He’s said to have been the most beautiful of the angels, and the first to defy the God of the Jews.Overall I’d say that’s pretty fucking based. Parables to Hitler in many ways.
>>214106768Mormons aren’t supposed to use that kind of language
>>214106938Also they believe in each planet having a different god lol
>>214107225>AbrahamicStopped reading. Don't use modern bullshit terms. There's no such things as "Abrahamic"
>>214107135God is eternal, yes he was a wife. God and Jesus are seperate beings unless you think that part when John baptised Jesus and said "Hey good job, me!" Makes any sense. Catholics are confused Mary worshiping idolaters but there are a lot of good people there too. Any other questions. This is what missionaries are for, you can ask/troll them on the churchofjesuschrist.org if you really want to. Look up the articles of faith. That's all you fags are getting out of me.
>>214107259That’s pretty neat actually
>>214106768Thought you guys were Smithian.
>>214107259Each universe. It goes deeper than you know.
>>214106740i dont think he said that to Tom Cruise in LIVE DIE REPEAT
>>214107225This is just schizo mumbling, but I will explain one thing to you. Just because the roots of the religion are in pre-Israel pagan myth doesn't mean the actual modern religion is secretly about those pagan myths.The idea of Christianity has been being worked on for literally thousands of years. Saying all this retard shit about paganism is like pointing at a human being and say "That's not a man, that's a FETUS!" just because you're aware that at some point it was a bundle of cells stuffed up a woman's cunt.It's not logical, it's reductive and stupid.
>>214107274>god is eternal>but he also used to be a mortal that got rewarded with his own universeYou fags can't even keep your story straight.Also rich of you calling anyone idolaters when you have golden fucking calves in your temples.
>>214107380Read a book and educate yourself. If you're trying to "gotcha!" my beliefs ask yourself why. Also those are representative of the twelve tribes. You are not arguing from a position of authority, low-info scumbag.
>>214106740doesn't work because LDS insists on being called Christian>>214106768>>214107225>>214107380Mormons believe in infinite Gods. According to LDS doctrine, God was a dude who was faithful to his God and was made into God, and thus faithful Mormons will be Godst. Somewhat Mormon
>>214107449>Read a book and educate yourself.Infinite God doctrine is not in BoM and AFAIK it wasn't thought out by Joseph Smith or Brigham Young, but some other dude
>>214107449>If you're trying to "gotcha!" my beliefs ask yourself why.Because you practice a heretical bullshit you plagiarized from masons and swedenborg and lack even curage to be open with your beliefs. Unless pressed you hide your beliefs in mother goddess, polytheism, Satan being brother of Christ and all the other nonsese. You aren't even Christian and you know it. That's why you hide.
>>214107546Lack courage? Bitch I'm here calling you a faggot on fucking 4chan. I explained the basics but I'm not here defending myself, just sick of seeing ignorant shitposting about my people. Back to netflix with you.
>>214107582>Bitch I'm here calling you a faggot on fucking 4chanThat doesn't require curage you absolute nigger. I don't even have netflix. I read the crap you call scriptures and I'm not impressed. You are dismissed and free to return to sucking kike cock.
>>214107648If you read the scriptures (you didn't) you wouldn't be asking basic-bitch questions like you are. Sorry you didn't get the polite response to your attack on my beliefs, low-info moron.
>>214106768Can’t be Christian and deny the Trinity. Next question
>>214107852Worship Mary about it
>>214106768>Joseph Smith taught that God was once a man on another planet before being exalted to Godhoodsounds very christian
>>214107739Oh, I know the answers. I just wanted you to admit to your heresies. Too many people just assume that when people talk about your bullshit they are lying and you are just quirky Christians.
>>214107873I don’t.
There's nothing in mormonism that is more, or less, stupid than in other branches of christianity or any other religions for that matter
>>214106768You tried to kill Sherlock Holmes!
>>214108039They don't believe fictional worlds are real.
>>214107521to be fair the >made into Godis the real christian belief too. the "afterlife" is popular myth.
>>214107053They consider Jesus a great prophet but he is not THE prophet
>>214108039BASED reference
>>214108151They believe he's the Jewish Messiah, but they have their own Messianic figure as well.
>>214108151They do call him the Messiah.
ITT: Mosselmen try and engage in a Christian purity spiral while honoring a pedo who was visited by a demon.
>>214108257>pedo who was visited by a demonWait, do you mean Muhammad or Joseph Smith?
>>214106740Morons are rare and i never see them worshipping jews and israel like christgolems evangelicals do...
>>214106768Thats the joke you retarded ute
>>214107209>that made a bunch of bullshit upyou're so close to getting it lmao
>>214106768I'll bet we're mutuals on Twitter.
>>214108257Why was rabbi jesus with a scanty boy in the middle of the night when he was arrested?>Mark 14:51
>>214106768If only Santa was still alive to deck heretics like you
>>214106740>You a human?>No sir! I'm Jewish
>>214107225This characterization of The Fallen One is lovely and romantic, but it doesn't hold up to scrutiny. The fruits of knowledge were created and given by God, and laid in the garden for man to receive as a kind of graduation test. This makes The Fallen One more of a bumbling pawn who can't do anything to defy God and only furthers God's own ends. Ultimately it all came from the same source.
>>214108720>i never see them worshipping jews and israel like christgolems evangelicals doEternal support for Israel is part of their doctrine. You can't be a mormon without slavish support for Israel.
>>214109406Actually we believe that 3/4 of them are going to be wiped out for being sinful scum. Please refrain from speaking with authority on a topic you're completely clueless about.
>>214107993Winrar.
>>214108422Underrated
>>214110111I don't think you can install that on fedora lmao
>>214106768>Don't believe in the trinity>Don't believe Jesus was God>Don't believe in the creedsThey aren't Christian they're something completely different.
>>214110176I'm Christian but I acknowledge we have some beliefs that may be hard to swallow for some
>>214107225I can't tell if you hyping up the post medieval Devil or you actually know you're Enochian lore. What is the name of the figure you refer to?
>>214107852>Can’t be Christian and deny the TrinityEncyclopædia Britannica states: “Neither the word Trinity nor the explicit doctrine appears in the New Testament . . . The doctrine developed gradually over several centuries and through many controversies.”In fact, the God of the Bible is never described as being part of a Trinity. Note these Bible passages: “Jehovah our God is one Jehovah.”—Deuteronomy 6:4. “You, whose name is Jehovah, you alone are the Most High over all the earth.”—Psalm 83:18. “This means everlasting life, their taking in knowledge of you, the only true God, and of the one whom you sent forth, Jesus Christ.”—John 17:3. “God is only one.”—Galatians 3:20.Why do most Christian denominations say that God is a Trinity?
>>214110505https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicene_Christianity
>>214107852>Can’t be Christian and deny the Trinity. Next question>he isn't aware of the hodge podge mess of church sects prior to the Nicean creed
>>214110505They basically decided that in an ancient /tg/ nerd thread
>>214107449>>214108151desu the number one thing to indicate someone is a cult leader, rather than a divine figure is when they use their position to attain power/wealth/womentheJoseph Smith had something like 35~ wives (some as young as 14), and encouraged his followers to buy his bank notes and buy/build property. Joseph Smith's business were all poorly operated, and he died in debt. Lastly, not only did he try and fail to defend himself in violence, he had a similarly disastrous military expedition. It would be one thing to be violent, it would be one thing to be killed, but to be both violent *and* killed? And this doesn't even get into Porter Rockwell. Mohammad had a harem of 9~ wives at death, one of his wives was a 6 year old he fucked at 9. IIRC he even told his son in law to divorce his wife so he could marry her. Further, Mohammad was a warlord who pillaged and murdered etcI can never understand why anyone would take them seriously as being divine or even ideal figures to emulate
>>214112368Based
>>214107521I like that belief since the concept of eternity boggles my mind and that even god would surley get bored after watching the universe get created and eventually collapse would get stale after the trillionth time
>>214106740>You a Jew?>No sir! I'm a christian
