Jackass has ruined an entire generation of men
>>214107886>entire premise is white guys destroying themselvesIt really makes you think.
>>214107886thats going in the video essay listhow could you spin this
>>214107911>>214107914ok that was easy
>>214107886a "where are they now" on the entire cast should be required viewing for men in high school so they know not to waste their lives on dumb self-destructive shit
>>214107886I had this really sad realization when I had a nostalgia kick and rewatched the Jackass episode of MTV cribs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jp_-qSlfZIBam is 25 years old, Stevo is 28, and Johnny Knoxville is 31. I was 13 at this time looking up to these people but I thought they were like 19, 20, 21.... It's so fucking cringey realizing the context now
>>214107997yeah like if you knew them in that position while youre like a construction bro that actually does that shit for a living, same age. you definitely dont think theyre cool
>>214107997>>214107886the marketing on some of the later projects even leaned into this a bitI specifically remember the back of the Viva La Bam DVD box set saying some shit about Bam being a petulant bitch and it's a wonder that his parents still love him
>>214108109in comparison even though MDE is retarded these days this is a cool as fuck direction men could be taking eric hayden from their worldpeace sketches just posted this video. i assume he has his own contracting business, and hes showing off a cool project where he just makes a 100k driveway. couple weeks of work, huge paycheck for you and your friends. that's a way cooler role model than these fags.https://youtu.be/-UJq0Qukbfkreminds me of how these retards would pay actual dudes that work for a living to come make their skatepark driveways. those dudes building the driveways were probably a lot cooler to examine
>>214107886>Jackass inspires millenials to be outragous for attention on the internet>Zoomies, the first digital natives in the history of mankind. see millenials memeing and attention whoring on vine and youtube and emulate them. this tracks.
>>214108109It's that and I'm in my 30s now.. I couldn't imagine living like a college kid in a dorm room with beer cans and bullshit laying everywhere a few years ago. And then Bam throwing himself down the stairs and beating his dad up
>>214108109If you were their age or older it was cringy as fuck to watch a grown man terrorize his parents. That bit started with CKY, and there was no guarantee that would ever be more than just another VHS skate compilation seen by an audience of hundreds.
>>214108162Keep these autismal outbursts to yourself, spare other people the second hand cringe.
>>214108247*tosses my board down*the fuck did you say to me bitch?
>>214107886theres all kinds of faggy undertones too when you think about it, things going up peoples asses is common
>>214107997>>214108198I hear what you’re saying, and I generally agree. The counterpoint is that what you are describing is part of the edginess that made jackass catch on. Jackass has become a cultural touchstone so it’s hard to appreciate how surprising/exciting it was (for teens) to see real degen skater culture on tv back in the day. Again, I agree that in hindsight it is more complicated. But credit where credit is due; jackass was fresh at the time and its edginess, beyond just the stunts (the crushed beers etc.), was part of the appeal.
>>214108367Absolutely. The rainbow dick house rip taylor stuff is redpilling.
>>214108247>just spread the asphalt bro!
>>214108285Based.
>>214107979Almost all of them are doing great, Bam and Dunn are the only ones that ended up shitheads, they should teach you better grammar skills, I don't see any capital letters or periods in that run-on sentence. You definitely shouldn't be the one choosing the circulum.
>>214107979last i saw of Weeman, he was living in one of those converted van things that's like a mini-rv just driving around and skating
>>214108578>almost all of them are doing great
>>214108578Being an autistic nerd is fine. But unleashing your grammar autism to defend “jackass” (the canonical spelling) is cringe.t. More autistic and based than (You)
>>214108502>just let jeets take all the 100k contracts and do a shit job idgi
>>214108677>posts a picture of a guy who made millions of dollars from getting hit in the ballsretard
>>214107886Apparently I time traveled back to 2008.The average zoomer doesn't know what Jackass is. I know you're trying to riff on "Scott Pilgrim ruined le generation of women xD" but this doesn't work.
>>214108679He's the one that brought up education, I don't really give that much of a shit. >>214108677Pontius is doing well, just sold his house he bought after Charlie's Angels and made some good money. Preston is married and enjoying his life with his wife and step children without working thanks to SAG insurance and residuals.Weeman is still a pro skater, is doing great with chronic tacos too.Dave England lives on a farm with his family and seems happy, also doesn't have to work.Danger Ehren is doing his thing, I ironically don't know shit about him but he's touring and seems good.Bam is obviously fucked, but he still made more money than any of the others most likely. Knoxville his body is in shambles and his mind destroyed but he isn't any worse off than somebody who destroyed their body in the mines for 30 years. He at least is a legitimate millionaire.
>>214107886>men
>>214107886>HE FELL FOR THE SOUP
>>214107997Yeah bro I'm cringing for real watching a 25 year old living in a literal mansion
>>214109278gay
>>214107886HE FELL FOR THE SOUP!
On a dare me and my friend drank each others cum once haha
>>214109321That's what I thought, retard.I'm sure you're upset your awesome education plan is actually retarded, but I'm glad you've accepted it.
>>214109360BASED
>>214109310>>214109339Is this the funniest thing ever uttered in a jackass bit?This and the “I hit a dog” during the rent-a-car smash-up-derby bit take the cake for me.
>>214108578Dunn was the smart one.
>>214109570for me it's>is butterbean ok?
>>214109599Yeah lmao forgot that one. That’s the best.
>>214108677He's literally an inbred hillbilly. He is doing great compared to anybody from his high school.
>>214109577Paul walker and ryan dunn are racing their engine in the wrong place german deathtraps in heaven right now
>>214108176Gez z kinda has this big bro little bro thing going on with millienials so it makes sense why they copy most of our memes and shit.
>>214109310the ones where they were pranking each other were the funniest because there was genuine friendship energy to all of it
>>214110026Wee Man's high five is underrated here
>>214107886Nigger, no one older than 12 looks at Jackass and thinks to themselves "I want to be just like them", they think "lol, look at the dumbasses getting hurt, lmao"
>>214108578>>214107979Out of all of them, i hope Ehren McGhehey is doing well. You could tell they bullied the guy alot behind the scenes and he basically carried the shitheap that was jackass 4. If i see him irl, im buying him a beer.
>>214110152Ehren and Dave both
