>this made audiences orgasm in their seats in 2006
>the sparta remixpure soul I yearn for a younger internet
You would too if you weren't a sperm in your cuck dads balls
yea i orgasmed so much in the theater. it was like a tsunami
>>214109851I'm ready to go back to the edgy 2000s
>>214109851>mfw watching Matrix Reloaded with my friends on release weekend in 2003>us the whole movie
>>214109851Were ancient Persians really that negro?
>this made audiences orgasm in their seats in 2025
>>214110128still coping?
>>214110128The bit is over anon. Let it go already.
>>214109851and it will make you coom today
>>214110128
>>214110072the persian army had conquered so many other peoples that their troops were multi-racial
300 came out in 2007
>>214109869not funny
>>214110959Fun fact: It was released on now forgotten hd-dvd format
>>214110072They were whiter than Greeks. Alexander's soldiers would insult Persians by bringing up their pale skin. I'm not even joking.
>>214110989I got the Planet Earth box set on regular DVD as a gift but couldn’t watch one of them because they accidentally included an HD-DVD instead of the regular one.
>>214111202To think there was a time when a president campaign could be derailed by saying hee-ya l!
>>214111062pale =/= white
>>214111209Pretty random
>>214111062they meant Persians were scared of them not that they were white.
>>214109851Movie was so gay I never understood how supposed straight men liked it. Into half naked men with the painted on abs I guess
>>214111489ur thinking meet the spartans
>>214111513>meet the spartansthat was unironically the worst "movie" I've ever seen. Actually feel like throwing up just thinking about it
>>214111489>Movie was so gay I never understood how supposed straight men liked itfighting side by side with your brothers against an insurmountable horde and dying for honor, glory and protecting your homeland is the least gay thing possible
>>214111643but is the one with painted abs
>>214111440Cope, the Persians had more Steppe ancestry flowing through their veins than the Macedonians did
>>214111664That’s Braveheart not this gay shit
nothing gay about shirtless menunless you're gay yourself and make it gay in your head
>>214111748>Braveheartmovie where the Europeans are fighting in leather and war paints in the year 1300? No thank you.
>>214111811>>214111748alot of the more savage/"uncivilized" northern European tribes during the Roman expansion would charge into battle butt naked. I don't think they were doing it for homoerotic reasons.
>>214111489The comic was an intended homoerotic parody of how Antiquity battles were represented. So if doesn't feel gay. Still had it's epic cool moments though.The issue here is that Snyder made a 100% serious and epic addaptation but didn't change the homoerotic outfits. That's why it feels so gay
>>214110072>>214110935hollywood is notorious for casting niggers in the place of middle eastern people because of the limited options, how do we know that's not what happened here?
