>Bye guys! I'm off to live an immortal life of luxury in heaven while you rot here on earth.What the actual fuck was this selfish asshole's problem?
>>214110608He had to get it on
>>214110608He got raped by a spider, show some understanding
>>214110608this is probably what a jeet feels like when he gets a visa
>>214110648Sexy Shelob is an extremely degenerate take on Tolkien’s vision.
>>214110608He was forever wounded by the nazgül blade, you fucking morons
>>214110608you're saying Frodo didnt deserve to go to heaven with elves? Fuck you OP.
>>214110608He was fucked physically the nazghul blade (and honestly the amount of vemon shelob creampied him with has to have some lifelong effects too) and mentally from the ring. And he lost a finger. He deserved to leave.
>>214110608He was robbed of Iluvatar's great gift to humanity. He ought to be pissed
>>214110860So the morale of the story is not to endure pain and rise above it but to give up. Him going to heaven is an allegory for euthanasia. Tolkien truly was a spiritual jew.
>>214110608he would have died and turned into a wraith if he didn't leave for undying lands, the real selfish one is bilbo
Why was he even rewarded? He was the same as sauron. Both tried to keep the ring for themselves for selfish reasons. Both had to be stopped.
>>214110926he still carried the ring from Shire all the way to Mount Doom.
>>214110888Frodo accomplished his task, he could afford to take it easy after.
>>214110926He did 99,99% of the leg work, Eru did the remaining 0,01%.>>214110894How is it selfish? They got rewarded for their deeds. The undying lands are one of the endings. Many elves didn't want to leave because they found Middle-earth preferable.Sam got the bigger reward. He got a family and he carried his lineage.
>>214110608He suffered more, therefore he deserves more, duh
>>214111065>How is it selfish?frodo had to go to elf heaven, bilbo can die of old age instead
Very emotional scene
He got off his ass and earned it, anon.
>>214111180>>214110888Frodo and Bilbo did not go to Valinor proper and did not achieve some kind of immortal life. They went to the isle of Avellone (yes really) where they received spiritual healing and died natural deaths.
>>214110705No he wrote about it extensively outside of his main work. Have you read Monsters and the Critics, and Other Essays?
>>214111245I confess I have not, but the “sexy evil” trope does not appear anywhere else in LotR so I remain skeptical of your claim.
>>214110888Way to miss the meaning. You are truly gifted with stupidity
>>214110888>So the morale of the story is not to endure pain and rise above it but to give upHe endured the entire journeyFrodo fucking retired, how do you get "give up" out of that
>>214110974that's a boomer mentality, a man's work is never done because a man's primary purpose is to be a sentinel.
>>214111245Bullshit
>>214110669obsessed whitoid
>>214111441Frodo was a hobbit not a man thoughbeitsoever.
>>214110608>forced to spend eternity with asexual elvesDoesn't seem like heaven to me
>>214111533elves arent asexual
>>214111533You are not a pvre virgin like Frodo.
>>214111560Then he would be a wizard
>>214110874thisnow he gets to chill with elves until the breaking of the earth instead of chilling with G-d
>>214111548You're right, they only fuck like once in a thousand years. Can't wait.
>>214111321>does not appear anywhere else in lotr>who is galadriel
>>214111899Galadriel is not evil.
>Thanks Frodo, you'll send a boat back for us when it's our time, though, right?>Frodo?>We'd also like to become immortal and live in paradise if you don't mind, all it would take is sending one weeee boat back haha>Anyway yeah thanks I'm sure you got us hahayeah I don't think he can hear me anymore.
>>214110608elves actually get the worst afterlife of all the raceselves are lowkey jealous that human spirits are free when they die
>>214111855You're an ineffable moron
>>214111967Cope, bitch ass knife eared twat
>>214112028You should cry about it on 4chan lmao
>>214110648>>214110705A more accurate human Shelob would be an obese woman with huge breasts and an extremely hairy (and stinky) vagina.
>>214110968>i only gave up right before the finish line where's my medalNot how it works. There's no particiaption trophies, no points for "almost".
so you have to be alive to go to tolkien's heaven? what about all those people who died fighting sauron's armies? they don't deserve it? you're just rewarding cowards who avoid combat with heaven?
Frodo, did I ever tell you about Alfrid Lickspittle? He was a servant to the Master of Laketown in TA 2941, and later assisted Bard during The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. He had more screentime than me and Gandalf. He was created by Peter Jackson and was his attempt at creating a comedic relief version of Grima Wormtongue(who is a good friend to the king of Rohan). His own attempt at Jar Jar Binks, perhaps. He later dresses as a woman in order to flee Laketown with many plundered riches and hides in a catapult attached to a dead Troll. However, one of Alfrid's coins slips off his corset and falls on the catapult lever. The coin acts as counterweight, throwing Alfrid inside a troll's mouth. Both Alfrid and the troll are asphyxiated. He died a hero's death. And he was a good friend.
Ngl it sounds like frodo went to some coded epstein island for the elites of middle earth.
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