Coked Up Cars editionPrevious >>214094747
Kolobos
There's literally no such thing as scary movies and anybody believing otherwise is a faggot.Even as a kid I was more scared watching a documentary on a real-life serial killer than any movie, so it's not even scary to underages.
>>214114855Basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhzb6h1ybPk
>>214114960I wish that was true because I know there are good horror films that I will never watch due to fear.
I stand by the statement that this IS a horror movie, even if not commonly described as one.
>>214115056it's a slippery slope from that to arguing over whether the jamie lee curtis strip tease scene in true lies makes that a horror movie too
M3gan!
>>214115056Duel is absolutely a horror movie. Especially since you never actually see the driver. Other than arms and such. I need to watch it again. As well as The Car.
>>214115045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQqWrDrfK7Q
>>214115185Would!
Who is your ideal /hor/ heroine?
What did you guys think of the remake?
>>214115786That is pretty repulsive. Actresses are so weak willed they cant even maintain the only thing that even got them a career or gave them any value. Now she is just another walled roastie. lol. Sad. Many such cases!
>>214115714Girl next door.Flirty girl is always the slut who dies first. Bookish girl usually emulates Flirty girl and dies second.
>>214115786SMG 2.0 was the best character and actually entertaining. Everyone else was bland, the old cast felt forced in with little to do and the reveal was stupid and unearned.
>>214115786That is gross inside and outside. Her organs and body is under tremendous straight. Without the hollywood make up team painting her face, she would look like a big piggy moon face. She looked disgusting in the movie like she had a fat suit on.
>>214115856She is too chubby to be a lead but I guess the movie really wanted to appeal to the masses so they picked the most mid lead possible.
>>214115786Nah, women should be shown this to make them understand both the nature of men and their inevitable destiny:One day, very soon, the only man who will find you beautiful will be your husband. Every other man is this guy.
>>214115856>>214115786>>214115714>>214115185Very repulsive American actresses. Disgusting bodies.
>>214115786>IsabellaIsMoodyAs if this CVNTservative's going to age well lel
>>214115924pretty much
>>214115786She looks so obese. Truly sickening. Disgusting. The movie was terrible with her in it.
>>214115942None of them do.
>>214114855>*HOOOONK*
>>214116035Yeah, but CVNTservatives age worse.
>>214116143What the fuck was his problem?
>>214116176Grim. Picrel looks terrible too.
>>214116176>Katie Hopkins>looks jewish>supposedly isn't jewishHow?
>>214115937>I'm not gay, I just find all women repulsivedeluded little jeet
>>214115714when the flirty girl molests the bookish one
Saw Toxic Avenger.It was fun
>>214116388
>>214110319Normally I'd agree with Whannell, maybe I still do. But Sinners itself did not want to be a horror film. And lots of directors only begrudgingly rewrite their scripts into horrors because nobody would pick up their shitty drama. Speak No Evil is a good example.Sometimes this works in horror fans favour because auteurs are forced to express an idea through a horror lens, but in Sinners case I just thought the ending was phoning it in, totally lazy plothole ridden junk.
Freddy Prince Krueger >How dare they forget about us!
>>214116143You're out of your lane, gobby!
>>214116603Imagine putting a fat girl in the main poster.
>>214116648You are low t, homosexual, or a pedophile. But most likely all three.
>>214116603>Freddy Prince Kruegerkek
>>214114855I picked up saying "Thank you, Bubba!" like Pat Hingle in this.
>>214116766Sounds republican to me
>>214116603This was money laundering, right? It's so awful and soulless. It's laughable. Is it terrible on purpose? Trying for B-tier campiness and hitting f-tier steaming pile.
>>214116766> low t, homosexual, or a pedophile. But most likely all threeHow did you know he is a leftist?
>>214114855>Jameson you slime! Who's the photographer who takes pictures of Spider-Man?weird thing for a truck to say
>>214116808not TV or movies>>/pol/
>>214116812Gen Z movies are like this.
>>214116952Gen Z is such a pathetic generation. Everything about them is cringe and pathetic. Movies catered to them are always full of ugly dysgenic people.
>>214116560Sinners is garbage. I refuse to watch it.
>>214117020u old
>>214117091Imagine watching a movie like 40 sweaty africans on it. Thats /hor/
>>214117020Anyone under 25 is so screwed. Like if someone is in their 1st year of university, the industry the enter will be gone by the time they graduate. Cant wait till ai can run a movie through a program and make all the characters better looking.
What's that one Amityville movie with the 2 cute girls and a ton of C listers in the cast?
>>214116341>clicks gif>it's not animated>mfw
>>214117557classic ruse
>>214117205Amityville 3-D?
>>214117576i've been bamboozled for the last time
>>214117582No man, this one had that bald guy who played a lot of cop and detective rolesFuck, if only I could remember his name
>>214117730>DOLAN IN THE BACK OF DRAGULA
>>214117205
>>214117778>gooby pls, kill pissman
>>214117775Telly Savales?
>>214117804Amityville in SPACE X Freddy Vs. Jason X
Conjuring 4 right around the corner now. Same director as The Nun II so should have some decent scares.
>>214117957Its over.Wan won.
>>214117957>in english, tamil, & telegu
>>214117957Cant wait for the Nun 3
>>214118216I will be watching it at the Raj Mandir Cinema in Jaipur.
>>214116603But Ray did nothing wrong because gentrification is bad
>>214118028Wan just reads the script and puts a stamp on it. These days he's another capeshit director filming Kangz.
>>214118371Jennifer Fridge Hewit
>>214117775There's too many Amityville movies. Definitely needs narrowing down.
>>214118371It is hilarious that they are all post wall.
>>214114855Speaking of coked up cars, anyone watching Twisted Metal? Season 1 wasn't great but this new one is savage until the end
>>214115786Tbf she DID wall hard
>>214116603What the fuck was up the ending? Indicting men who don't go to therapy, that was weird.
>>214118800Yeah, they just had to throw shots at men and feminism. Woke trash.
>>214118798
>>214118798Grim.
>>214114855
>>214118798She looks great there. I'd just slim her waist down.If women still wore corsets, there'd be much less walling
>>214118798I would absolutely pound loads into her twice daily.
>>214118875>>214118800if men went to therapy they'd learn self-respect and would avoid self-centered women like the plague. they don't want that but they don't know it yet.
>>214115786This faggot takes pictures of reddit and twitter on his laptop LOL
>>214118875That's rich coming from some bi, masochistic, probably BPD bitch.
>>214118875Except she was right
>>214119143saar do not bully saaaar
/hor/ and /horror overlap
>>214115714The tough rebellious punk girl who acts like she's above it all and doesn't give a fuck, but when shit hits the fan she shows how much she cares about everyone, especially her little brother/sister, and protects them and keeps them calm as she figures out how to beat the monster
>>214119106Where do you see Reddit?
>>214119234
>>2141179576 days!>>214118798>dear diary…>>214119302This guy gets it.
>smalltown detective who solves the giallo>it's a /hor/ poster who's obsessed with teenage jennifer connelly
>>214119379That is not a woman.
>>214115924>they dumped mass gainer and rotisserie chickens into crystal lake
>>214119459And you're not a man, troon
>>214119459She is but her clit is dick sized.
>>214119506Clits have always just been tiny dicks anyways.
>>214118661Season 3 needs to happen. The writers and directors already indicated they have ideas for a season 3 and 4.
>>214119596how do you even make a show about retards crashing cars into each other. I don't remember the game having a plot but I probably didn't play it much. is it wacky races?
>>214119495(you)
>IMG_2513.jpgConcession accepted, brown canadian tranny.
Gonna go see the toxic avenger is that /hor/ approved or is it comedy
>>214119724> Concession accepted, brown canadian tranny.
>>214117775The Next Generation, the one set in an apartment complex.
>>214119774kek
>>214119774>>214119799Literally (You) seething at /hor/ 24/7 like a no-life biryani-eating bitch.
>>214119771I'm gonna see it tomorrow. Anons so far have said it's decent with a few laughs.
>>214119771Multiple posters said it was fun last thread.
>>214119774>terrible phoneposter cropare you even trying
>>214119781>Amityville title #64A New Generation?, only ever saw the first 3 and I'm starting to understand why. Fuck this series past the first few.
>>214119915ESL cuckolds are always low effort
so many damn films coming nowhere near me>Strange Harvest>Primitive War>Exit 8 (only a trash version online)>Besson's Draculathey better be on VOD in October.
>>214119528Someone who covers her drink the moment you walk into the room
Watched quite a few "horror" according to Amazon lately because nothing else to do.>The Blackwell GhostA "documentary" where the highlight is some jack off being afraid.>The Ghost StationJust "The Ring" retold. Ending was satisfying enough.>The Witch: SubversionGore, action, not horror.>The House In BetweenIf this is a real documentary it's a good watch. Not horror at all though.
>>214119873She old.
>>214120131Apparently there's like 8 more Blackwell's ghost "films" (it was an hour), I think I'm ok with just 1.
>>214119980>they better be on VOD in OctoberDoesn't take long these days. Maybe a little longer but definitely before the end of the year.
>>214119944If she was your first cousin IRL, be honest, how quickly would you dive into that?
>>214118798low t anon
>>214120197I get that completely. The House In Between was a far better example of the genre, where the people doing the documentation aren't going full retard and jumping in unprepared and jumping at shadows and stuff happening conveniently off camera.
>>214120266Most anons on hor are homosexual
>>214120389If you scroll through the archives, there are posts from the regulars in here admitting to being gay
>>214120310So is it a documentary that turns out to be about something else, or is it actually a Finding Bigfoot retarded kind of documentary. I'm fine with the latter.
>>214120389That's a distortion caused by one homosexual indian posting for 18 hours a day.
>>214120543No it isnt that. Go browse through the archives but it is impossible to find. There was a regular in here admitting to being a homosexual.
Female beauty does not last.
>>214120605No, you're the only faggot here. We confirmed that almost two years ago. Your eternal seethe about women and lack of sex have turned you into a legitimate cocksucker. These threads are ALWAYS night and day without your spam.
>>214120605Kek, did you forget which poster you're pretending to be? I didn't reply to you.
>>214120698No, there are actual homosexuals in here. I remember from the archives.
It's sad how mods completely gave up on this place
and women
Name some decent found footages from the last few years.Not Deadstream or Frogman.
>>214120748Yet when other anons link the archives to easily prove your insane, inhuman spamming, you say "blud thinks this is reddit"Jump in front of the Toronto transit already, saarrr. No one loves you
>>214120752the janitor who was a regular here was doxed during the hack
>>214120793Garlic Crust?
>>214120825yus
>>214120825Yeah. There is another one. I have a screenshot but I am too lazy to look for it.
>>214120789It wasnt a full conversation. It was just like one or two posts said off-topic-ish and in passing. Like>that anon doesnt even know I am gay
so what is leviathan?
>>214120956The regulars in here definitely know who is gay, they are just covering for him.
>>214120960they probably addressed this in a comic or in a novel but idk how much canon this would be
>>214120502Blackwell's Ghost is one of those "we're totally a serious documentary" that is clearly not. It fumbles the tone towards the end.The House In Between could very well be a real documentary and I hope it is. Not a long movie and definitely not horror, but worth a watch.
>>214120266Pretty quickly and desu I have first cousins that look better and I'd dive into them even quicker.
>>214120793>>214120825>>214120836>>214120932I'm sure Garlic is still here and just dumped the id.
>>214120960>Leviathan's true origin is unknown, though given its many millennia of existence and rule over the Cenobites and Hell, some believe that it is possibly the fallen angel from the Bible. Leviathan is obsessed with law and order, and views the human realm of flesh as chaotic and wrong. It uses the Cenobites as its foot soldiers in the war against chaos and flesh. The Labyrinth which it presides over represents the maze of the mindfrom the wiki thing>>214121021The do say he is the god of "hell" (likely that specific one) and the cenobites in the second movie
>>214121073i was thinking that. even cabin anon got a bit shy with namefagging. can't blame them really
>>214121045…yeah, you and me both honestly.
>>214121085yeah idk how much close to Bible lore they were going to stick to but i guess mystery is cool too.
>>214121085is he inside the double pyramid? i guess i can groove with an otherworldly entity being a spooky polyhedron
>>214121073Was he gay or trans? I am not going through my pics for the other mod.
>>214121117>everyone else is still here a year later
>>214121173maybe he's just a tiny dude with a big helmet
>>214121196Where am I in this?
>>214121117Why would he be shy?
>>214121117i think he's busy renovating
>>214121268aka burying corpses
>>214115714Why is the 'bookish girl' always the hot one?
>>214114855Stephen King: Now just hear me out... what it.. what if... the evil truck had the face of the Green Goblin on it... ?You know.. the Green Goblin from Spider-man.."
Name a more kino scene
>>214121033oh ok I get you, when you say documentary you're meaning like a ff/mockumentary.I'll check it out, thanks.
Was disappointed in Toxie. Felt really generic, like it was just a random script with Troma stuff shoved in. But the worst was it just being extremely low energy and honestly just boring, had no real personality to it at all. Which is strange coming from Macon Blair.I think I'm being too harsh on it, because I did enjoy some of it and it got a few laughs out of me, but it's a night and day difference when put beside actual Troma productions.Julia Davis looked amazing though. I gotta rewatch Jam or Nighty Night.
>>214121486kek at the blender.this is what kids who are afraid of the easter bunny see.
>>214121486what is this?
>>214121524Really couldnt end your post without some simp ahh comment huh
>>214120786Mind Body Spirit?
>>214121181I have no idea or any judgement on him. He gave good recs and asked for recs on occasion. No issue whatsoever.
>>214121614Yeah but he was definitely banning anons in here
>>214121524julia davis is in it? weird
>>214121591Not everyone here is gay like you
>>214121614You are him.
>>214121117Cabin anon was posting in the last thread. He got a job and is collecting Goosebumps books.
>>214121653No, I'm Hammer poster. I also shill Phenomena, Company of Wolves and 80s coomer kinos.
>>214114855why is it made to look like green goblin
>>214121581Blood-C. That's the last episode, if you could believe it.
>>214121648Yeah she's great, too. Hadn't seen her since Four Lions in which she's just a small part but she's front and centre here.
>>214121639I'd say we need some of that on more than an occasion. Gadonfag and the one who is clearly named frequently.
>>214121668as a cemetery man?
Tiger.
>>214121799Rent free
>>214122063meow
>>214122063Look at her upper arms. She is slightly overweight.
>>214122210You have an eating disorder probably.
>>214122063Yup, she is eating and drinking calories every day. Good luck. lol Soon. She will be unrecognizable in Servants
what next after Terror Firmer?
For me, it's Edwige.
It’s a horrible thing, to have to live in a world where Pissjeet may reply to one of your posts.
>>214122309Assuming you've already seen the [main] films preceding Terror Firmer, Citizen Toxie or Father's Day or Return to Nuke 'Em
>>214122352He replies to everyone's posts, even his own. Multiple times.
bleh
>>214122425blehvning
>>214122425Soiface bleh.
>>214122352>black baby in there
>>214122520Nah, that's not soiface, that's cum catcher face bleh.
>>214122582yjk
>he’s replying to own cuckposts again
>>214122352Her tinder pfp>my baby comes first
>>214114855I remember ater watching this as a kid, on road trips I'd look out the window to try and find a car driving itselfWTF this horror is now true? And yet further horror beyond comprehension at the time, pajeets behind the wheels of semi trucks
>>214122352Indeed.
>>214122719LOL
>>214122775Every woman is starting to look like Jessica Harper to me now.
>>214122352>Nell Tiger Free>23>Jamoy is my world>#babycomesfirst>star of the First Omen
>>214122775>foilenoimeShe’s Oirish.
>>214122862That's because they all do :)
>>214122862>identifying qts
>>214122973JConn could NEVER Me Of Me
>>214123168She could pee on me though.
>>214122352the worst part is that shit never has anything to do with what you say, just idpol babble
While at the store I passed by a woman who was grinning at me like I was foodIt was perturbing to say the leastMaybe people are the real monsters after all
>>214122745So what's scarier? Maximum Overdrive jeets or Maximum Overdrive ayylmaos?
>>214123257well the ayylmaos go back to their home planet
>>214121173from the 2011 barker written boom comics stuff inside the diamond thing is a piano with a mass of corpses that speak in unison
>>214122796>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this
>>214114960Wow! We got a badass over here! Watch out for this one!
>>214123726did they use little people to drive the trucks?
>>214121418>Now just hear me outMore likely all the result of the studio telling him here's money do whatever you wanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IniwjSfs4fs>a lot of people have directed stephen king novels and stories>and I finally decided, if you want something done right, you ought to do it yourself>never directed another moviewhat did he mean by this?
>>214123756Good question. Any anons know of any good docus on the making of Maximum Overdrive, feel free to chime in. I know at least a few of you Hollywood anons come here.kiss kiss
>>214123764>Stephen King is going to make you his bitch!
>>214123764Directing a huge pain in the ass desu
>>214114960Yet another anon who found out that scary is subjective and didn't know how to properly process this information. Many such sad cases.
Horror fans are genuinely retarded
>>214123764>what did he mean by this?He realized it's easier to type shit out on his word processor while high as a kite than direct a movie.
>>214123817Albert Einstein's favourite movie was actually Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.
>>214123803Yeah, but the implication is no one else had directed a Stephen King movie "right." Which would sort of be a dig a Kubrick, De Palma, etc.
>>214123858>Hollywood Chainsaw Hookerssexo
>>214123863Pretty sure he hated Kubricks version of The Shining which is why there was a tv series.
I'm going insane trying to remember something I watched as a kid in the 90s. The ending scene was like a man singing on stage while there was a woman who was flayed open on stage with him, does anyone recall something like that? ChatGPT isn't helping at all
>>214123863ObviouslyI'm curious now what he thought of the Salems Lot 70s mini series?
Has picrel been in any horror movies or just low budget slop?
i just made this and didnt know where to post it so i'll do it here because of the car in the OP >>214114855
>>214114855best part is the opening scene
>>214124067Final Destination owes my boy King some fuckin ROYALTIES
>>214123168She could never beat the queen but I wouldn't have minded a cover!
>>214123925That is a “top model.” So imagine how disgusting everyone’s wives are irl.Are there any movies that show how disguised gettint married is?I think there was a Stephen King adaption about this with Pierce Brosnan.
>>214123884>I'm a typewriter storyteller but think I can direct a movie better than acclaimed cinematic storytellers The van was karma for his hubris>>214123910I think he said on one of those Eli Roth shows he thought Misery was one of the bets adaptations.
>>214124104Misery was good. Definitely too slow if viewed today, shortened attention span and all that.
alright I'm acquiring Silent Hill: Revelations to rewatch it. I vaguely remember it being entertaining but got raked over the coals for saying that. apparently it's a cinematic disaster?
>>214124183Idk. It was shit. I turned it off during my second viewing. Thought it was bad the first time too. First movie was better.
>>214122936Irish mother, Italian father. She's also from Dublin like you mentioned.
>>214124268Please discuss horror movies
>>214124330I quite enjoyed Stopmotion (2023). It didn't reinvent the wheel but the "crazy bitch" subgenre of horror can be entertaining when done well. Have you watched it? Regrettably, I cancelled my reservation to see it in theaters.
>>214124429It was ok. Didn't do anything wrong. I feel like it's a bit of a missed chance though, the director has made some really impressive stop motion shorts. One was 20 minutes long. So I get actors are cheaper and easier than slaving on stop motion but a full length would have been cool. I'm not sure it works mixing them.
Reminder there's also a made for cable version.
>>214124593That's the kind of cover that would have made bank in the video store
>>214124429This was okay. Mainly le trauma too right?
>>214122796wat flim? Looks creepy
> In a dystopian world, an epidemic spreads through verbal communication, and a tyrannical institution pursues a linguist immune to the disease
>>214124811Stopmotion.
>>214124593>u-turn, u-die!too soon man
>>214124844Is it [Hot Skull] good? Sounds like Pontypool 2Also sounds like something Dennis Kelly could have a ball with I'll keep it in mind though
>>214124851The movie was just a roastie acting hysterical for most of it
>>214124934It's not horror. Do you even need to guess at who is schizo posting the description?
>>214124934Forgot about that movie. Hot Skull is good so far. I have been looking up horror shows to watch. Here are some I can recommend that I have seen>Curon>Feria: Dark Light>Marianne (horror scenes in this top many movies)>Midnight Mass>Eternaught>Into the Light
>>214125019It is horror. Thriller is horror sometimes. 28 Days Later isnt horror too then.
>>214125107Silence jeet.
>>214125019We don’t need your seething every thread, anon.
>>214125011They should've just made an actual stopmotion horror movie over another "muh trauma" slop.
>>214125122He is not here and hasn’t been for a long time.
Mad God mogs em all.
>>214125161Do you ever stop lying? Like ever?
>>214125161
>>214125199Lmao
>>214125122Rent free huh. Take your meds. There is jeet lurking in the shadows. /hor/ is just a faggoty nothing burger general these days. It's your own fault for hyping up slop instead of waiting for actual kinos. We are is sick of you. Fuck off back to /reddit/ where you belong.
>We are is sick of you saaarrr
Just saw the toxic avengerMy favourite part was during the remake of the burger shop scene when the head chud said "we're white terrorists who hate how the ZOG is indoctrinating our youth into becoming trannies and race mixers" and then the toxic avenger looked into the camera and said "these chuds are misled, we aren't committing white genocide, we're exterminating whiteness! Stop your white fragility" and then he ripped their fucking heads off and got into an interracial relationship while the badass black girl said "aw hell naw fuck dese white folx".
>>214125305Quite a few anons have seen it. Interesting.
>>214125257lol but he isnt wrong
>>214125305The funny part of these type of posts is they think Lloyd has ever been on their side
>>214125393Yes you are pissy
>>214125412I liked the faggy fun of the original thoughbeitMaybe I'm just a fucking jaded asshole
>>214124844Imagine reading this and not being interested. How do you call yourself a fan of horror?
>>214125164I was filtered by the near total lack of any plot or dialogue, and the aesthetic of the movie being, to me, just generic "industrial wasteland" with random weird creatures, not something unique and interesting that really stands out
I am watching a foreign horror show right now and I saw realistic female acting on screen which is very rare in western works. In western media, girls have girlboss personas which are very unattractive.
>>214116176With obesity rates many black folks don’t age at all.
The 80s are never over YOU DON'T JUST TURN OFF THE 80s!
just listening to a Demian Rugna interview. he said he could be making two films a year if he was doing deals with the devil to make big studio films but he's taking a harder path to make his own scripts and basically wait for funding. pretty based.also random fact was that he's in a metal band, and met Slash a couple of times because he was a fan of When Evil Lurks.
>>214125578Yes
Which is better?
>>214121668yeah but after the hack he didn't come often
>>214125625Jason Goes to Hell
>>214115856Hot
>>214115714Girl next door
>>214124593Great poster
>>214125625I remember liking the Freddy's Dead setup. Like a town in a hell snow globe where every single child has been murdered. It's surreal.
>>214125837Thats true
>>214124593>>214123764I think it's just the cars but these look so much like PS games
>>214125578It’s definitely over
>>214125899Underrated movie
>>214125939I agree. The whole Subspecies franchise is under-appreciated
>>214125538I say this every time I shill it but on first watch it's too much to absorb and frustrating that it avoids a normal story arc.But I've seen it 3 times now and each time see more details and appreciate each frame even more. My top film of the decade.
>>214125899Bleh
>>214125164Kino
>>214126025
>>214125899Cute
>>214126095>cast is full of busty whores>have to examine their bodies one by one to find clues to who the real ghostface is
>>214126061
>>214125977I'll watch it again some time, my friend. I've known a lot of movies like that
>>214126047God bless the Japanese and their autism
>>214126108Kino.
NEW>>214126032>>214126032>>214126032
AC/DC kicks ass
>>214115185
>>214118798Dios mio.
>>214121760Adding it to my watchlist.
