What say you, anon?
>>214115550Ay ay captn
>>214115624based
>>214115550I say get a better fucking actor.
>>214115550arrakis deez nuts
>>214115550>ArrakisSounds like a Greek island name, I may express some concerns.
>>214115550>seems like a trap?>yes it does. Never the less I must not reject the Emperor....by the way, make sure my only heir, who holds the weight of the Atreides dynasty on his shoulders, makes the trip.
>>214115550Nah, Imma chill.
>>214115865Its not meant to sound Greek. The whole film is an in-your-face Iraq war thing.>My desert planet Iraqis is so beautiful when the sun sets. You can see the spice, the fuel that the white invaders came to steal from us.
>>214115550I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
>>214115868I couldn’t help but read it as if he was suicidal and tunneling towards his death kind of like an early preview of Paul tunneling towards jihad and feeling helpless to change course.
I still don't understand how this fat fuck survived or what the purpose of the shields even was.
>>214115550man that armor is trash
>>214116707triggered, chud?
>>214116776wuh?
>>214117424Did I STUTTER??
sand is rough and coarse
>>214115550DUNC IS KINO?!?!
I hate sand
>>214115550>Will I be able to fuck Fremen pussy?
>>214115550Would rather reread The Lord of the Rings trilogy.>>214115865Arrakis is actually Iraq or Iraqis.The real Greek name is the Atriedes name since they are descended from the House of Atreus.
>>214116488Shield is something something levels of oxygen surrounding the user and used to deflect or slow down fast moving objects like projectiles or really fast sword/knife strikes. Like freaking read the book. Also, the energy beam fromlasguns interacting with a shield causes a huge, probably atomic explosion which is why hand to hand combat has returned. Also shields drive worms crazy.
>read the bookFilm's supposed to be an adaptation. Not supposed to do pre-reading, Lynchfag.
>>214115550imma hold the fort here
>>214118489None of this ever happens in the movie. All of the choreography is fast. They use lasers even when shields are present or can be presumed. Even when the shields work (glow blue) they don't, and when they glow red it doesn't even matter, because the character in question (The Baron) survives. How does he survive? He just did. Somehow.DUNC is Rise of Skywalker levels of retarded.
>>214116409Nah. Leto isn't suicidal, he was just not sentient enough nor powerful enough to prevent his tragedy. This is in contrast to Paul who was too sentient and too powerful to prevent his tragedy.The point is that tragedy is intrinsically unavoidable. It wouldn't be tragedy otherwise, just bad luck.
Please sire can we bring some Minotauros with us in case we have to fight a mass infantry force on our own territory?
>>214119950>How does he survive?He activated his shield and immediately flew up to the ceiling. Its a good enough justification for him to survive but still be permanently injured.
>>214119868kek. Would be my choice of words exactly
>>214115550Did they still own Caladan after they got Arrakis?
>>214121340Yes. The only thing that's being rotated every couple years is Arrakis leadership. Every house's own planet is still theirs.
>>214121340No, it was passed to House FenringAfter Paul defeated the Emperor, he gave it to Gurney Halleck
>>214121427Why did the duke go himself and not just send a planetary manager to run it. Isn’t a Duke a higher rank than a baron?
Sorry I have to listen to Rush Limbaugh at that time
>>214121529Because he had to, the Atreides lost Caladan and had to move their entire house to Arrakis.
>>214115550No thanks, I prefer to not be a permajunkie for worm shit.
>>214115550Its a trap
>>214121504>After Paul defeated the Emperor, he gave it to Gurney Halleck
>>214115624Horrik! Unleash the cannons!
>>214121809When the Harkonnens had Arrakis, the Baron wasn't administering it. He delegated that to his nephew. After the baron rebook the planet, he was going to delegate it to Piter. Apparently theres no rule that says the head of a House needs to be personally involved as governor. Leto did it because he was arrogant and went in looking for a fight. Well. FAFO, as the kids say.
>>214116114>The whole film is an in-your-face Iraq war thing.It's impressive that the names, the setting and the plot come from the early 1970s then you complete fucking retard
>>214119787>I don't read books that don't have Judge Holden in them
>>214120904>He activated his shield and immediately flew up to the ceiling, that's a good trick!
>>214120558>The point is that tragedy is intrinsically unavoidable. It wouldn't be tragedy otherwiseWeird because tragedy is the result of decisions made due to flaws in character in every other work of narrative that wasn't written by Fat Sherbet
>>214121504>After Paul defeated the Emperor, he gave it to Gurney HalleckWho gave it to Milpo Sclint who gave it to Glup Shitto
>>214115550You want me to go to middle east planet where its 200 degrees outside, infested with giant sand worms, religious fanatics, and I'm actively being hunted by an army of pale hedonistic sadists? All while I'm forced to wear a suit that keeps me cool by using my own pee as a water jacket? Nah I'm good.
>TRULY HE IS THE SQUISHACH HEFEWEISEN, HE STUCK HIS HAND IN AN EMPTY BOX FOR 30 SECONDSThere's a reason Herbert had his book rejected by every publisher except fucking Chilton
>>214120904Why doesn’t the gas smog through the shield when air seems to?
Do lesser houses own shittier planets or do they own continents on the great houses planets?
>>214115550>3D printed polygon armor
