Why didn't they talk about how Rita got fake tits in Dexter? Did Dexter force her into this? Did he not pardon her natural tits?
>>214117461What the fuck is that? Is that a nip? mods!!!
Reeeeeddurrrrrr
>get fake tits>never whip them out againthey were actually alright before, too.
>>214118432Small perky tits are best. Everyone knows this. A titty with ANY flop to it is disgusting.
I must be the only guy on /tv/ who fucking LOVES fake tits
>>214118482Nah man there are at least 2 of us
>>214117461It didn't happen during the show though, right? She was saying she had to go to therapy after they killed her off. Probably got fake tits to gain confidence.
Single moms do stupid things to themselves because they think it will restore their self esteem, but there are few things that look worse than bolt ons
>>214118482Do you like when you can see the silicone stretching the skin and the tit is like a plastic bag with a bowling ball in it?
>>214118432>small natural tit rita loving, docile, supportive>>214117461>fake tit cow rita bitch, demanding, selfish
>>214118469i don't even mind a little flop. it's when the sag gets them it's over. like when they lose their body and become deflated little sacs of uselessness just hanging there, mocking you? you can't squeeze them because it's like squeezing warm blueberry jam. you can't suck them, because it's a reminder that they're dry and withered.it's probably why she got them. late 30s, still remarkably attractive, but starting to see some wrinkles and some sag, so she freaked out and got some bolt-ons and half a new face.classic woman mid-life crisis.>>214118482nah they can work, but there's tiers to them.>level 1practical, sensible. nothing outrageous, just enough to make them look like they did 10-15 years ago. like a fresh paint job on a classic car, as long as it's done tastefully, it can work.>level 2over-sized and unnatural, but not entirely outrageous. julie is here. usually fresh divorcees land here (usually courtesy of the new boyfriend), but also the ones who are and/or always have been self conscious of what their tits are/were.>level 3ridiculous. actual npc whores. women whose sole function in society is to turn cum into money that they can then live on. porn pigs, escorts, cam sluts, etc.
>>214118469I'd take a saggy natural tit over a fake tit any day of the week
>>214119017you never touched a tit, incel
>>214117461She got it for Dexter as a thank you for not leaving her when she wasn't ready for sex
>>214117461Holy Kekklez at those bolt-ons...
>>214118432When women get breast implants, the pepperoni has to be cut off and realigned which never looks right.
>>214117461>Did Dexter force her into this?No, he might be the Bay Harbor Butcher, but not even Dexter would butcher a woman with horrible bolt-ons.
>>214117461>EW.comya got that right
>>214117461Rita was getting hotter and hotter each season, why would she need implants? Fucking woman are so fucking stupid and attention seeking.
Which do you guys prefer? Fake tits implanted by doctors, or wearable fake tits made by dressmakers?
>>214122143they either started sagging or never got bigger after pregnancy
>>214118482Fake tits look great in cleavage and that's their primary purpose. It also explains why women usually get them a size too big.
>>214122574No one wants to sucks on clothing
>>214123028It's the muscle suits equivalent for ladies. The main point is to look aesthetically pleasing in front of the camera. Fans don't get to touch or suck on them, if you are not aware of that.
>>214122687MOTORBOAT
>>214123364and then you end up disappointed because bolt ons are horrible for it
>>214117461They were Miguel's wedding gift.
>>214123454Da feels when you wanted water balloons but you get basketballs instead.
>>214123254I still don't get your point. Are you asking people would they prefer wearing one of these things over getting surgery or if they would prefer looking at them on someone else?
>>214123254>muscle suitschat is this real?
>>214118835idk they looked pretty big in season 4
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>>214122143the senseless death of Rita was when Dexter jumped the shark
bump
>>214118835i don't know about the boobs but season 2 rita looked very different from season 1. like housewife to hollywood
Dem titties was growing boy
>>214124788>11 years ago
>>214117461https://youtu.be/Mst1E7v2WsU?si=5jshpHbnB6FfCc6E
>>214126353She got over the abuse
>>214127422is being tan the secret to being pretty
>>214123254I wish kinos had more prostheticslike big booba and also dongs and it was a plot point
>>214127472She had a facelift. She's still pretty but I prefer her from before
>>214127545Michael C Hall is ridiculously handsome in early dexter, he's pretty than she is in season 1. In season 2 they're better looksmatched
>>214117461Rita became really unlikeable really quickly
>>214127695Yes. Like any woman
>>214127695>>214127798He wasn't dicking her down. Of course she's going to be feisty
>>214127798Kek>>214127818Dexter's just not that sorta guy, pal
>>214123254is this what ellen paige is rocking?
Why are there two threads about latex suits for trannies? Buy an ad.
>>214118432>lara croft cosplayshe was a keeper. dexter chose good
>>214127472>skin looks tighter>muscles pop more>heals acne>makes you look more outgoingTans are a cheat code. Too bad /pol/ tards are too retarded to go to the beach.
can u defake those tits without it compromising the the subtle inflation
>>214117461It aligned with Dexter knocking her up in the show so narratively they were just pregnancy tits.
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