When will they give us REAL, scientifically correct dinosaurs?
dudebro just like go outside theyre flying all over the place lmao omg
Here's your velociraptor according to Science™, bro
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>>214118864Dis whyt boi kinna cute
>>214118864>>214120032These arent dinos, they're men
>>214118864Behold a man.
It bothers me a little bit that mammals this big co-existed with t-rexes and other dinosaurs over sixty million years ago but the scientists in Jurassic Park and Jurassic World only bother recreating reptiles and giant insect/locust/dragonfly things.This only bothers me because I really, really, really wanna’ see Isabella Sermon get chased down and throatfucked by one of the cloned animals, though.
>>214120290fuck you diongenese you degenerate sewer dwelling cunt, and get the fuck out of my amphitheater before i get my boys to fuck you up
>>214120384Based
>>214120059Velociraptors were not that tall though. Not even close. You could probably kill one with a kick to the head.
>>214118864Cute nigga
>>214120397>the proto-midwit vs the proto-trollIts a tale as old as time. Plato never stood a chance.
>>214120397>masturbates in your public forum and hangs out with stray dogs when alexander the great arrives in townwhy did diogenes do it?
>>214120059this is EVERYTHING
>>214118864Scientists genetically engineered birds to be featureless so that they would feel pain under the sun and not escape their enclosure. This is animal abuse.
>>214122118Calm down hippie
>>214120059Looks stupid
>>214118864>behold, a man!
>>214120397>beta cuck with undeserved clout vs sigma male 00001Western civilization was always doomed
>>214118864¡EL PLOP!
>>214120870Those aren't velocitaptors. Anyways it doesn't matter, multiple conversations between wu and hammond describe in detail the fact that every dinosaur at jurassic park was nothing more than a genetic abomination. Something created solely to appeal to what the untrained rube thinks a dinosaur should look like.
>>214123874Condorito no es un loro, tonto hueón
>>214123882>multiple conversations between wu and hammond describe in detail the fact that every dinosaur at jurassic park was nothing more than a genetic abomination>these reptiles' DNA are missing chunks>WELL BY GOD SPLICE THEM WITH THIS SEX-CHANGING AMPHIBIAN, WE HAVE NO REPTILES TODAY
>>214123874>>214123904I just called I.C.E. all browns must leave
>>214123924Does that include the bull your mom uses
>>214123924Come mierda gringo obeso. Tu país va a ser de mayoría hispana de aquí al año 2050.
>>214123957>>214123968Worst-class ticket to Uganda, have fun Paco!!
>>214123968What's mexcian for "you have to go back"?
>>>214123968>What's mexcian for "you have to go back"?
>>214123915Yeah they didn't really think it through at all desu
>>214124063it's one of the weakest Crichton "technological fuckup" plot points
>>214123773fuck you laura dern is a goddess
>>214118864The dinosaurs ruled the Earth for 180 million years. During that time, ONE particular lineage out of thousands developed feathers and eventually turned into birds. Most dinosaurs didn't have any feathers.
>>214124061>illiterate brownoid can't into posting"Color" me shocked. "Day of the taquito" soon, esse
>>214118864Nick Robinson and Ty Simpkins are relentlessly handsome.
>>214124031EEUU es suelo hispano, mi buen y obeso amigo gringo. Sólo vamos a recuperar lo que antaño nos pertenecía. Los únicos que se deben "devolver" son ustedes.
>>214124192That's too long, speak a more efficient language.
Behold: a man!
>>214118864Responsible bird owners frequently lament the regularity with which new, first-time bird owners keep the birds for a year or so and then just abandon them once the novelty wears off. They have a point, but when you watch the youtube videos I'm thinking of, it becomes clearer that keeping certain birds (some parrots, especially Macaws, Cockatoos etc) is a hobby for the upper middle class.
>>214124352I had parakeets as a kid and they were horrible pets. They would peck you if you tried to touch them and always end up flying into the walls whenever they were let out of the cage.
>>214124392It sounds to me like you had some real Horrors on your hands. Absolute Legends, even. Eric really picks on daddy too much (the bird really is an asshole but it's an older couple and they have a certain patience with him)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1c_jh1dNYQ
>>214120870Correct, the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park are modeled after Deinonychus and are a reasonably accurate representation of what scientists thought Deinonychus was like at the time. When Crichton wrote the book, an archeologist was advocating for including Deinonychus in the Velociraptor genus - meaning that Deinonychus would be a type of Velociraptor - and Crichton read and was influenced by these arguments. It's also thought that Crichton just thought Velociraptor was a cooler word than Deinonychus, which it is. When they made the movies, they continued calling them Velociraptors for continuity with the books and again, because it just sounds cooler.
>>214124148I'm from New England of Scots Irish Russian Lithuanian ancestry, but I do remember that wojak being passed around a lot.
>>214124352flying rats that exist to molt as disgustingly as possible
>>214124675>When they made the movies, they continued calling them Velociraptors for continuity with the books and again, because it just sounds cooler.The filmmakers knew their science. That closeup of the raptors turning the kitchen door latch was a topic of debate on set because this action requires a radius/ulna pair missing in birds and reptiles and even THEN they were saying "we know, it's artistic license, fuck off"
>>214124733>flexing that lineage I've had some diarrhea the last couple of days and it's thrown my turdworld-O-meter off. Day of the, whatever degenerate shit you do, soon.
