HOH: KeanuNoms: Mickey, Morgan, VinceVeto: TBDpreviously on /bb/: >>214114393
I'd eat lauren's poop
I predict Rachel will try to bring Kelley in as a number in the jury phase just for Kelley to completely fuck it up again
>keanu slowly realizing that morgan stays over vincekek
Anybody saving Morgan over Ropes (besides vince) is an idiot.
vince next week post eviction
>>214119224
the pickle queen
choose your path
>>214119196Keanu's point that vince eliminated more allies than the actual enemy stands, and the faggot will keep doing it. You have to get rid of him.
>>214119257
we were robbed of more shirtless adrian
Yo, what is this ret-conning? Morgan liked Kelley?
>>214119278>"I'm gonna win this for you mom" *sniffles*>evicted next week
>>214119264Vince's harem (formerly Zach's harem)
Reminder that slop is flavored oatmeal with vitamins.
>>214119303What do they flavor it with?
>>214119278You can see all his Instagram lives, he's a dumbass that had no strategy
>>214119275
she feels better now
>>214119313There are various flavors like cinnamon sugar, buffalo, and salsa.
I wanna lady and the tramp a pickle with lauren
is Frenemies really a thing again or just Rachel entertaining Keanu
>>214119299didn't he want to buy earbuds or someshit for his grandpa, like bro you have a job? Good earbuds don't cost $100k
lol
>>214119264*flips coin*
>>214119406very kissable cupids bow :3
>>214119397
>>214119380He was upping the sympathy. He's a handyman for work with a focus in woodwork but he was talking about how there are repairs around his house that need to be done.
>>214119397Shoulda coulda woulda been the OP picture
>>214119299>>214119314let me sexualize him in peace, damn
>Morgan accidentally wins veto>She uses it on Vince thinking she could stay if shes OTB against Ava>She goes homewould be kino
personally I prefer that its a shorter season. I am kind of over 90+ day seasons i think its kind of overkill
>>214119470Who did vince vote for in the rylie eviction?
>>214119432
>>214119446thought he was straight up a carpenter
>>214119351cinnamon sugar is good oatmeal. what are they complaining about?
>>214119470Her using the veto wasn't all that bad honestly. It fully activated Rylie against Rachel and the blacks of the house. Ropes winning block buster & Tard Mode botching is what doomed the season to being ran by Rachel and the hags
>>214119505Morgan. He was the flip vote. He promised to keep Rylie but Morgan was her #1
>>214119524No one in the house knows how to cook oatmeal so the texture is unpleasant.
M&M TIME
>>214119561just mix it with milk and microwave it
>>214119574
>>214119470She would not have gotten this degree of criticism if the most improbable, worst case scenario didn’t happen for her these past few weeks:There was a 2/3 chance Keanu lost the BB and she keeps both Vince and ZachThere was a 2/3 chance Mickey lost the BB (sending her home)Mickey being literally the ONLY person who couldn’t win the veto ended up winning, 1/6 chanceThere was a 2/3 chance Kat stays, but Kelley won
>>214119544I'm still full schizo on them not showing Ropes actually win that blockbuster
>>214119581the face
Morgan talking about the Ropes M&M betrayal again
>>214119582It's steel cut which is the patrician choice but requires a bit more finesse to prepare it properly
if there's one thing i like about motormouth, it's that she never stop gaming
Morgan mouthing "WHAT IS HAPPENING!?" to one of the cameras.
>>214119561cooking steel oats is not the same as cooking (rolled) oatmealrolled oats have been steamed once already and only takes 5-10m. steel oats takes closer to 30m
would have never expected morgan to do the m&m planning with keanuthis week is KINO
>>214119590there are probably less than 5 people who have actually seen her roll that ball into the score if it did indeed happen
>sneezes all over the kitchen
>>214119593it’s so fucking weird that she’s actually offended by that
Crazy zoom-in on Morgan's face just now
>>214119647Kek, At least Keanu is changing it up to using cherries instead of M&Ms
tv reflections
>>214119647>by the way if you see mickey ever do this just know I invented it NOT her
>>214119663
>>214119663its like im right there
>>214119663>Morgan's facedon't you mean Vince's cum landing zone?
>>214119663lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes
schizo tv watching hours
>>214119671she wanted to use M&Ms but don't think they have any upstairs, she sounded pretty sad about using cherries
woah this experimental, there’s too many different snacks and drinks involved I’m getting confused
>>214119663>>214119684>>214119690>staring into the hoh tv abyssdangerous stuff
lmao>we were talking about the veto till you started this shit
>>214119636They cook the steel cut oats in 10 minutes
>>214119733schizo players are obsessed with watching that fucking screen, swear there is a direct correlation to how much someone watches that screen and how bad of a player they are
>Keanu: we were going to start counting votes and then you pulled all this shit out
>>214119744>>214119769you just know she’s seething that he doesn’t respect her process
>>214119493Part of the fun it making them trapped for so long
>>214119769dammit Keanu it is an honor to count M&Ms with the great Morgan Pope, the innovator of the M&M strategy
>>214119747see thats the problem
>>214119769she'll seethe about that for what 6 days
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO USE M&M'SWE USED CHERRIES, VINCE. CHERRIES
>>214119663It almost constitutes as 'kubrick stare' to me .
lauren
>>214119815That is what I am saying. They don't know how to cook oatmeal and rachel is in the way of anyone trying to figure out how to make it properly.
>Morgan pulls out her food visuals for game talk>Keanu just starts eating them
How does she have a good standing with everyone? Every time i turn on feeds shes sleeping or sitting by herself
>>214119610You just microwave/cook it longer. It isn't hard.
i love it when lauren does that weird little voice where she over punctuates everything
>>214119884kek
>>214119875but they do know how to cook oatmeal, they are just cooking the steel oats as oatmeal instead of as steel oats like they shouldthey think its just regular oatmeal, its not
>>214119893>shes sleeping or sitting by herselfthis is why
>>214119893they forget about her and then she'll come out of her hobbit hole and say something they want to hear and then goes back
>>214119708How is a sprinter that pigeon toed?
>>214119956They know it is steel cut. They are just retarded. And rachel guards over cooking of the oatmeal for fear of someone cooking it properly.
>>214119988sure, im not saying they dont know and im pretty sure it spells it out in the directions to cook it longer. they just arent because i guess rachel
>>214119985you cant even see her toes
>>214119985she's built like more of a long distance/CC chick
what was keanu mumbling to himself?
TRIPLE EVICTION MENTIONED
>>214120011Know. Do not guess.
>>214120047It is setting to him that she might have the votes to stay over. Also that it might be a physical veto.
>Gonna be a physical veto. I fully intend to win. I want it, it's been a while.
>>214120064they know how to cook oatmeal
for me, it's flavor blasted
>>214120086They don't cook the oatmeal long enough so evidently they do not if they are truly attempting to cook it properly.
>>214120086>>214120119will you two get a fucking room
>>214120117bruh I saw a green box of the pizza-flavored ones lurking amongst Keanu's goodies, dunno why he's starting with the regular flavored ones
>>214120085Not so fast. Lauren is his closest physical threat.
>>214120152post the unedited version
>>214120117wtf they have "goldfish grahams", are these any good?
>>214120141Kek, nice.
Ratbros...
>>214120257and I'm freeeeeeeefreeeeeee falllllllinnnnn
>>214120171yeah they’re based
>>214120257That list has been irrelevant this year ever since it became a whoever keeps Rachel safe is at the very top list
Are zingbot comps always puzzles? Besides the one time it was otev too
>>214120170
>>214120119they arent cooking oatmeal. they are cooking steel oatsthey dont know how to cook steel oatsim not sure what you are having an issue with
Why did Morgan look at the camera weirdly when Keanu took a shit? Does she really think her strategy makes sense for anybody but ropes?
>>214120478he's never heard of steel cut oats because he's never done any amount of SQUAT AND OATS.
>>214120478Cooking steel cut oats makes oatmeal.
>>214120522morgo doesn't see beyond her own nose
>>214120548i spelled it out 3 times and you just cant admit you are wrong so one last timethey know how to cook rolled oatsthey dont know how to cook steel oatssteel oats do not become rolled oats if you cook them longer, thats just not how it works but you keep doing youi shant be replying again
>>214120478just leave it soaking overnightboom you have instant oatmealhow have they went 26 seasons without firguing this out?
>>214120239its TLP summer
>>214120257I swear it used to be a popularity contest only now it gets affected by how they are doing at the game too its too much like Stockwatch now. The fun of it was knowing who was up for AFP I don't think Rachel wins AFP.
instant oatmeal owns. got a big box of those packets.
who wants to argue about american cheese now?
>>214120608Tasty lauren poop?
the mastermind reveal going to hit like a boof of meth
>>214120636
>>214120640>mastermind comp out of nowhere for another assgrab extra veto>its a luck comp>ropes wins her 3rd crapshoot in 8 days
>>214120685don't be speaking that evil
>>214120685>vinnie wins the other real veto>ashley ava renoms>morgan wins blockbuster>ava out on king retards hoh
meanwhile angela is undergoing psychosis before the weds episode >>>/wsg/5961200
>>214120712yesssssyessssssssss
And when it's revealed that Kelley was chosen to be the mastermind and was tasked with instigating and for making it to jury she gets 2 weeks of immunity and a diamond power of veto and $50,000 and Julie Chen's phone number?
>>214120640imagine kelley falling backwards over the railing
>>214120753
imagine lauren saying hi to you in real life
>>214120753Choose life, yo. Don't revel in misery and hate.
>>214120794>hi>How's it going>...............................................
>>214120794greatest day of my life
>"We can't control everything" - Morgan>"I had control a week ago....and I squandered it" - Vince
what would adrians reaction be if you flashed him a boob
>>214120726is angela the mastermind
>>214120840"oh fudge, that's awesome"
>>214120819heaven
>>214120840he would spunk his trousers
Has the rat been in his cage all day?
>>214120840Do you like the texture of redwood or sugar pine better?
Ashley Keanu F2 would feed families
>>214120840>your titties are very 'pulchritude'
>>214120840>oh heavens to betsy”
>Vince: "There are people who have talked way worse about him(Keanu). And they are safe". It's Morgan and Mickey. And they're on the block, Vinny.
>>214120840I think he's gay, the way he interacted with women was unlike any 23 year old man I've ever seen.
just catching up, any idea what the speech was keanu gave when he put vince up?
>Mickey: It's like he [Keanu] is the king today
>>214121001I would have acted weird if I was that age, and I don't even have the covid excuse.
>>214121062
Enjoy this week while you can Keanuekeks. Just remember memento mori.
>>214120794
I just got here a few hours ago, has Keanu actually done anything to strengthen his chances moving forward? If he doesn't have Kelley and Lauren on lock then no matter who goes this week it's been a failure for his win chances.
>>214121154what an angel
>>214121155I don't think so. He's still one of the main targets next week unless Kelley wins. Plenty of time to change that, if he's able.
>>214120942He would call them breasts or mammories
>>214121154>he betrayed thishow
>>214121154>Vince threw this under the bus for some hags
>>214120640What’s with Kelley and her always making faces like the dude from Breaking Bad
>>214121260no idea but it's incredibly weird and off-putting
>>214121155I feel like these are the thoughts bouncing in his mind. >this is my 'project Hail Mary'. If I go out next week, at least I made jury and took Vince who burned me so many times. or >Survice another week and hope that Kelley/Lauren/Rachel win next HOH.
>>214121291without vince in the house I honestly think lauren caves & puts keanu up again kek. she'll use vince's logic of just buying another week, even though vince's logic was to be in the actual middle and have the lauren/keanu side to take an actual real shot at rachel/ashley
>>214121348kek based
>>214121490the hobbit has died
>>214121348
son of a BEACH
If it's Morgan/Ava on the block will Judges vote out Morgan? If they do Vince's best play would be to flip Ropes on Rachel/Ashley after the vote. Spill literally everything everyone's said about Ropes the past 2 weeks followed by spilling the judge's alliance, and say it was Ashley's idea
>zae mentionedfuck i miss him. he and keanu would have broed out to the endl ike jag and matt
Did Lauren really toy with the idea of using a veto on Vinny if she wins or did Twitter make that up?
>>214121541them <3
>>214121611She would, Keanu would probably encourage it too
hey autists how long do i have to cook this before it becomes oatmeal
>>214121632that's meat
>>214121611she considered it when vinny had her trapped in a room listening to his whining. its not like it would really help or hurt her game if she used it anyways
>>214121559I think so yea since Vince/Morgan is a stronger duo than Will/Ava. While that all means Vince *should* go to war to keep his schizo in the house, history tells us he's a pussy who wont do anything he should.
finally a BLACK QUEEN finna show the yt how to season they food
>>214121632You didn't trigger my cooking autism. But, you sure did trigger my pic-res autism. How/Why are you up-scaling your caps to 2719*1526?
>>214121699mmhmmm I know das right
>>214121611>Did Lauren really toy with the idea of using a veto on Vinny if she wins Yes. Admittedly Vince was whining at her for awhile.
night time hot tub sessions in the big brother house with lauren
>>214121709thats just my laptop screen
>>214121611I still honestly think if Keanu won veto he'd probably use it on Vince as 4d tard chess. But only as long as Vince isn't the deciding vote to save Morgan
it's called braising the meat you dumb hag
>>214121737Doubt it, he specifically mentioned this to Vince. He wants the highest chances possible Morgan goes.
>>214121214vince got mindfucked by morgan
>>214121737Ava replacing Vince would be best for him. Ashley renom if one of the other girls comes off
not happy to admit this but ropes with her hair up kinda does the job for me
>>214121611she said it would be a conversation with keanu if she wins itbut she also did not give vince any answer when he asked if he should pick her for houseguest choice
anyone got a webm of Rachelle from BBCAN pissing in the pool
Vince whining to Rachel now
ava talkin about pooping in the hot tub
ava/ashley/will is one grim F3 possibility
>Ashley wants to keep Mickey over Morgan nowkek fucking n-bombs
>>214121907very good possibility of it happening toothis season could go from fun to zzzz very easily
>>214121907racism and anti semitism? really dude?
holy shit Trump dead at 79
>>214121930morgo had full faith in the judgeslike an idiot
>>214121947Ava is italian and ashley is genetically white as she is the first transracial contestant.
>>214121907would suck and ruin such a based seasonneed a vince, rachel or keanu in there at least
>>214121939they would need to win both F4 HOH and POV which is unlikelybut can easily see 2 of them being in F3
>>214121989forgetting someone?
Reminder that slop is oatmeal
>>214121930based
>>214121939It probably will no matter what. 21 was the last exciting endgame
>>214122045it's not oatmeal it's steel cut oats
>>214122045is the flavored slop new this year? I don't remember it being mentioned before
>>214121949Made me check
>>214122045lmao that picture
>>214122104Instigated
>>214121867Just go find the episode and watch it.
I am in love with lauren
>>214122221Would you eat her poo?
>>214122236no you faggot fuck off with your shitty caps and retarded forced memes that nobody laughs at
>>214122221>one off
>>214122074Cooking steel cut oats makes oatmeal
>>214122083There is no way they would bitch so much over eating unflavored steel-cut oatmeal. Especially with all the condiments they allow.
keanu putting his little buddy through the ultimate test leading to a long road of friendship
>>214122336fuck vinny. he needs to be smacledt in the face.
ava thanking kinganu for not being otb
>>214120840if you're a cute enough chick, honestly DM him on instagram and say you're dtfhe seems like the kind of guy who needs the girl to aggressively make the first move
>>214122269Watch the f-bombs
the zoom ins kekwhatchu doin under that blanket vince?/
>>214122392faggot
livefeeders, are you seeing this?!
>>214122426is she rubbing one out for him?
>>214122426Kelsey sisters….
>>214122410Watch the f-bombs
>>214122434Kelsey is done. One of you guys in socal go get that slampig, she'll 100% be down
>>214122477Autism doesn't exist therefore it cannot be diagnosed.
kelly said she would have nominated ashley, rachel, vince
>>214122495kek vince really fucked himself
>>214122451This! Kelsey WILL be avenged!
>>214122495kelley says lots of shit desu
>>214122426There is a small chance both Vince and Morgan make it through the week, but let's say they do.Are they fucking in the jury house?
>>214122495i don't believe anything she says
Vinny's going to pull that "I fucked up, I'm just a weak pathetic little man, I'm so sorry Kelsey and you'd be right to leave a weasel like me" and she'll forgive him. It's worked 7 years I doubt she respects herself enough.
I have to max my volume and still can barely tell what Lauren is saying, can this bitch speak the fuck up, she doesn't have anything to say that needs to be that private
>>214122589no cameras? hundo p
So now Keanu feels bad about Vince/morgan and they are talking about an Ashley renom?
>>214122598she's practicing her asmr
>>214122589possibly?i don't get sex vibes from them. they're very domestic and comfort each other like they've been together for years. idk they're weird.
>>214122624I could see them naked cuddling with no penetration because it's technically not cheating
I’m just gonna say it, lauren
>>214119108When Sam Hyde wins, do not forget that he wants you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and he thinks it's funny.
>>214122598
>>214122667Sam and the gorilla nest is a nothingburger compared to Jet Nepstein
>>214122643it's like they skipped ahead to being married for twenty years
So is Lauren ditching Vince?
>Kelley: "I like Mickey, more then Morgan actually"kek morgan was so confident her & kelley were so close that she'd never be on kelley's block
>>214122667/tv/ thread is still up, desu>>214119306Why not discuss sam/jet situation there?
any katherine/riley updates? he finally getting laid or what
>Lauren: This game is just like chess
Kelley will randomly have the most shit reads of the house
>>214122651
Lauren waking up
>>214122770*consistently
If keanu win veto and use it on vince and put will up , morgan go home right?
keldog declaring the open season on the hags
>>214122840THD
Could the merger save BBCanada?
Lauren wants to shower with kelly
>>214122728morgan literally tucks her in and gives her a big hug every night. wtf does mickey do?
>>214122874lets have them lez out
Alright, that was pretty funny goblin
>>214122921maybe she blames alot of vince's decisions on morgan. she did tell lauren that if morgan left this week vince would have no choice but to work with them
>>214122873I doubt they'd change anything about bb with ratings relatively stable and I think even slightly up this year
ava called ropes a DUMB TUCHUS
>>214122998did you read the post? they're gonna elevate Survivor AUS to USA streaming and run Survivor USA/Survivor AUS back-to-backWhich means there's a non-zero chance they bring back BBCanada to run it when BBUS is off the air
>>214123046I did, what I meant is that I just dont see why they'd revive can when it already crashed and burned and the us version is doing decent enough
>>214123046if they brought back bbcancelled i would watch it just as much as i watch minor league baseball
what the fuck they keep running ads on cam 1 and 3 at the same time
>>214122440watch the faggotry
>>214123112good cap
>>214123087>>214123098>dedicated paramount+ feeds >worldwide advertising >no need to cater to shitty sponsors like The Brickat worst, it shows they love survivor if they want to bring the aussie version to US airwaves
>>214123112so smooth
>>214123112lauren suffering from brain parasites
>>214123155watch the f-bombs
>>214123112this better be op pic next thread
natalie portman
>>214123264do u have the same brain damage as mackensy ?
lauren is coming with keanu
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756522801635803.webm
>>214122873>DeuxmoiFake and gay.
lauren is going to shower with keanu
>ywn be shower buddies with Lauren
keanu and lauren are shower buddies
king will make lauren his concubine
>showering with Lauren without popping an obvious bonersomeone (you) me with awkward Ian in the shower with Brit and Dani
>>214123213faaggot
Show Lauren shower cowards
>>214123385
stealth wanking with shower buddy lauren
>>214123411kekimagine being a bear that gets to have 2 juicy pieces of salmon in his mouth but can't bite down
>>214123441Do I have tapeworms?
i need morgo to somehow learn the judges is a bullshit alliance and she's based her whole game on nonsenseand then i need her and vince to turn this shit aound
>>214123474oh god that explains so much
>>214123400Watch the f-bombs
Keanu just confirmed to Lauren he would pick her for veto and he wants the veto used on Vinny. Based Kind King
>>214123474Oh yeah vince drink some down, gotta be strong for veto.
>>214123500watch the faggotry
>>214123474OOOOHHH
>>214123526I couldn't hear shit, I hope that isn't true. The use it on vinny bit.
Lauren is about to get wet
>>214123526Cuck Keanu setting himself up for betrayal #4
>>214123526Who is he "backdooring"?
>>214123526morgo if you win one fucking competition you better win that blockbuster you fucking idiot
>>214123547Yeah i'm using earphones. He also told Lauren he wanted to scare Vince but he doesn't want him to go
keanu is wet
>>214123578kek and Lauren wasn't paying attention since it was keanu. Vinny will stay on the block
damn i missed keanu hoh, did morgan crashout ?
LAUREN MAKING FUN OF AVA'S HAIRY LEGS
>>214123592suppose it's warmer with another showering? she showered with morgan last night
>>214123608
lauren is going to be hairy on thursday
>>214123575He would only put up a pawn to ensure morgan or ropes goes. So either will or ava. He wants morgan gone bad though because he views her as the reason Vince has been doing the hag/black dirty work the past few weeks
>>214123605not until she was on the block. even then it wasn't so bad, just guilt and tears. vince had the harder time.
>>214123474kek what a soiboi
>haha look at anon. He wishes he was in here
>>214123622imagine lauren showering with all the laurenfags separated by only by a shower curtain.
>>214123647
>>214123592Imagine the sex
>>214123664just a bunch of creeps jerking offterrifying
>>214123647Zach watching the feeds fuming right now
You will never make Lauren laugh with you, soaking wet and naked a foot away
imagine laurens nips in this cold water
>>214123684I don't jerk off to lauren
>>214123622laurens hairy hole
>>214123684imagine how sticky her feet would be
Haha imagine if Keanu picked up Lauren and impaled her on him haha can you imagine hahaha
>>214123634>>214123647>>214123739imagine instigating your shower buddy haha
>>214123534Watch the f-bombs, people's daughters read these threads
>>214123763your "daughter" is probably a tranny. fuck off faggot.
they're all outside sleeping
>>214123777
>it was too soon you haven't done a single thing this entire game you stupid oreo bimbo
>>214123777trvke
>>214123833enough posting of the fucking towelhead
>>214123852Why are you angry?
lauren just strutted by with the walk
Lauren found it hard to go back to the cold toilet downstairs after having the warm toilet for a week in the HOH room.
>>214123750yeah "instigating"
new thread ian
>>214123943I'm assume she's talking about a bidet?
>>214123982The HOH toilet is a Japanese style one with a seat warmer
laurens heading into the shitter
sitting in the big brother backayrd at 3 am with lauren while holding hands and looking at the stars
keanu is taking the longest shower ever
>>214124065are we eating chicken nuggets?
>>214124096off the floor
NEW>>214124114>>214124114>>214124114>>214124114>>214124114
>>214124096of course
